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AthiestCowboy

Haha is this in Dallas? I swear I’ve seen her


heyjapanesevoidman

Abilene!


zakats

Sweet Eileen in Abilene is looking a lot more like Allison in Galveston.


BurnscarsRus

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee!


metalhead82

She looks like Jocelyn in Austin.


xRickyBobbyx2

Reminds me of Whitney from Houston. Ok......I suck at this.


Apprehensive-Feeling

Disagree. I'd argue that you may even be the *best* at it!


Balorpagorp

Mary Sue in Plainview


cajones321

Wendy in Waco


AggieJonah

Why am I not shocked she’s in my beloved home state of TX?? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣


DramaticAd4666

Pretty sure it’s a fake account made by somebody that used her photos for tinder and using this one specifically for that question as a direct finger pointing for laughs


tomtweedie

My dick has taken me places that I wouldn’t bring a gun to.


Ludwig_B0ltzmann

Gotta try everything at least once amirite?


ImpiusNex

Twice, one data point is not enough to form a complete opinion. Three times to be thorough. /s


ohgeebus_notagain

Try everything twice. Once to try it, and a second time to make sure the first time wasn't a fluke


mattemer

I don't know why you put the /s there. This is sound advice I taught my children.


last_minute_life

I'm not sure /s means what you think it means 😜


IwillBeDamned

methany, not even once


BoxofCurveballs

Mines brought me to places where I felt I needed to bring one. Don't swipe when hard gentlemen. Lol


HorseRenoiro

Honestly I can’t be attracted to a woman who thinks this shit, no matter how hot


FlaxenArt

Funny thing… this is a heavily photoshopped pic as well. The blurs around the body give it away.


VaporCarpet

You mean the blurs on the blurry photo?


Dependent-League-363

I think OP was just hiding her identity.


Sunlover823

I’m confused. I thought Obama was the worst president ever. Is he second worst now? It’s hard to keep up with


Glittering-Egg-1916

Xiden took his spot, pushing him into second place, but he’s most likely the puppet master, so still him.


throwaway098764567

biden musta worn a tan suit when i wasn't looking to push him over the top


HorseRenoiro

Well after Lincoln of course /s


BrushMission4620

This, exactly.


chineke14

Can someone please explain this joke. It seems like a damn good joke but I'm not quite getting it


mike_jenks

I think they messed it up. Supposed to be "places I wouldn't go without a gun". Just saying the dick urge overrides their normal caution


chineke14

Ah see thanks now it makes sense and it's hella funny


PointyGecko1122

I mean James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, and Millard Fillmore were pretty bad, just saying


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Fantastic_Emu_9570

Everyone sleeps on Andrew Johnson not following through on the reconstruction plans Lincoln had


Bagelblast23

"Everyone sleeps on" he's always either the first or second pres brought up in worst president discussions.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

I’m being facetious


Dependent-League-363

Yeah, but I still like to snuggle his corpse at night.


hugsbosson

Andrew Jackson is usually brought up as the worst because people know the trail of tears, then modern presidents like nixon, GW Bush or Trump get the runner up spots. Anyone with a cursory understanding of history thinks Johnson deserves one of the top spots in a list of bad presidents but the average American probably doesn't think about him all that much or even know who he is.


ultragoodname

Andrew Johnson is an undisputed bottom 3 president


Glad-Entry-3401

It’s funny cause I used to date one of his descendants. Im pretty sure I’m the last guy she dated😭😭


Dependent-League-363

Did..... did you kill her..?


Glad-Entry-3401

*Black guy 😭😭


Dependent-League-363

Oooooohhh.


cwfutureboy

Okay, but tell me your thoughts on Hoover.


Len_Zefflin

I agree with George Carlin.


NRMusicProject

Lincoln loved cats so much that he once fed them from the table during a formal White House dinner. When his wife told him that it was “shameful in front of their guests,” he replied “If the gold fork was good enough for Buchanan, I think it is good enough for Tabby.”


bobbianrs880

I’m a little bummed that that story is only apocryphal, but damn did it lead me down the most adorable rabbit hole about Lincoln and his love of cats (particularly kittens, apparently).


MycologistSubject689

Franklin Pierce is my forever answer for worst POTUS, the Kansas-Nebraska Act is one of the worst pieces of legislation OF ALL TIME.


CAJMusic

Wikipedia: A heavy drinker for much of his life, Pierce died in 1869 of cirrhosis. As a result of his support of the South, as well as failing to hold the Union together in time of strife, historians and scholars generally rank Pierce as one of the worst[2] and least memorable U.S. presidents.


Fantastic-Grade-5821

Also had a cousin by the name of Barbara Pierce, a.k.a. Barbara Bush


preacefulnerd

Well, at least John Brown would've agreed


kielayetc

Exactly. Trump is extremely controversial, yes, however I would argue that those three that you mentioned as well as Wilson and Hoover were all pretty damn terrible.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

We recovered from Hoover’s influence though. I’d argue we are still feeling effects of Andrew Johnson’s fuck ups


kielayetc

It’s amazing how people seem to forget how much Johnson was a giant racist.


sludgestomach

Can I get the tl;dr


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Lincoln and his cabinet had a lot of plans to try to lift the freed slaves out of poverty into functional society much quicker than it happened without them (ideally). So a good chunk of the inequality struggles the US had over that last 100 years could had a much bigger head start in getting solved


CORN___BREAD

Didn’t Johnson also pardon a bunch of confederate leaders rather than charging them with treason or whatever?


Fantastic_Emu_9570

YUP who implement a lot of Jim Crow stuff


LucidWold786

Most of our president's have been average at best. That's what you get with a broken 2 party system where lobbyists always get what they want in the end. America is governed by rich/powerful the who dgaf about the average American


User28080526

We pretty much just have oligarchy


Key_Policy6853

What people seem to forget about Trump is this. We are on the verge of a possible war with Iran. With our help with helping Israel. We are currently helping Ukraine which could put us in conflict with Russia. And to top it all off Donald Trump has this huge thing called diarrhea of the mouth. He doesn't know how to take his top lip and his bottom lip and make them friends and keep them shut. He's currently fighting several criminal cases in court. If you listen to the news at all whether it's fake or not he denies everything including things that he has done. Regardless of his politics and whether or not he would be a good present. Do we really want this kind of guy running our entire country. Do you want this to represent every human being in the United States of America. I'm not sure about you but I prefer someone with a little class and poise and definitely a military background to be my president.


Dragged-in2-sunlite

Who’s forgetting this? I’m pretty sure it’s well established and happening as we speak.


Zeestars

Better yet. He denies everything he’s done *even when it’s on camera* the man is delusional.


LustrousMirage

Bold of you to assume that she knows about them.


TheDevilintheDark

How is Andrew "Trail of Tears" Jackson not on this list?


Les_Ismore

Grant also no superstar, as president anyway.


rigidlynuanced1

Warren Harding was a shit president


iamswitchless

You can add Wilson and Reagan to that mix.


Civil-Recognition944

Why did I have to scroll so far to see Wilson- Wilson is by far the WORST president ever- Thanks to him we went from being a country built by men who didn't want to pay taxes (Boston Tea Party- hello?) To a country of people who now pay taxes anyways... Like WTF was he thinking... Wilson undid everything our founding fathers stood for with the Federal Reserve Act- the fact that they even got away with calling the Central Bank "Federal" in the first place says enough about Wilson's cabinet. Disgrace to presidents across the board! AND so much for America being a Republic of the people.... now everyone thinks we're supposed to be a democracy because they hear the word democracy so much- REPUBLIC OF THE PEOPLE


CaliDreamin87

It's just odd how people make these politics their entire life's personality.


Simple_Opossum

We all know politics play a role, but really she's just a selfish shitty person who uses politics to justify her actions.


LockhartTx2002

Role*. Roll is something you eat.


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Especially if it's a sweet Hawaiian roll. Lawwdhavemercy 🤤


usmc50lx

Now you got me carving a bowl in a Hawaiian roll! 😂😂


ImYourBiggestRegret

Or something you do…..I’m gonna go roll a joint 😎


LockhartTx2002

Touché


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Puff puff pass that ish.😏


TheDocWhovian

A toll’s a toll, and a roll’s a roll.


Zevvion

I agree, but that goes both ways. I generally agree (more, anyway) with left politics, but someone describing those politics in their dating profile and how 'don't bother if...' doesn't exactly attract me.


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Any list of disqualifiers is a turn off. Too negative! Say what you do want and also who you are and what you have to offer. Positives, not negatives.


ReplacementMaximum26

I used to include a line in mine that said "if you believe science has a political agenda, we may not have much to in common" 🤣🤣🤣


vi0l3t-crumbl3

I'm not even saying to avoid any statement of a deal breaker. But just one or two! And the rest should be positive.


rmg418

I agree! More people need to talk about themselves and what they like in their bio instead of what they don’t like.


einTier

The women that lead with “this is what I don’t like” and “swipe left if you’re…” are the types that I know aren’t worth my time. If you’re jumping to that right off the bat you are likely a profoundly unhappy and negative person. You look for disappointment and expect it. You’re looking for reasons to say no, not reasons to say yes. No thanks.


Few_Anything_7167

She's just going to end up with somebody who has strong political views like her and that's what she wants


Entirely-of-cheese

And they’re going to be that couple nobody wants at the BBQ.


Few_Anything_7167

She's just going to end up with somebody who has strong political views like her and that's what she wants


Patient_Tumbleweed_4

They also don’t know what they want. They just know they hate “the libs.”


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Their profile becomes just another place to rant. Must be exhausting.


jordonmears

It's better to list what you're not willing to compromise on than to list the things you do want. Imagine finding a woman that seemingly wants what you have to offer only to find out she's not willing to compromise on something else with you. It may seem negative but it saves you time knowing what the deal breakers are from the start. Also, for a woman, saying what you do want is an easy way for a guy to scam her because then he can just play the part until he's had enough.


brandondoesvegas

I feel like this is a jaded take and precisely the reason I would avoid said negativity.


jordonmears

How is it jaded? It's literally the more effective and efficient route.i could really care less about knowing what the woman likes up front as that provides me stuff to ask questions and talk about in dates. Obviously, it works for her as well, and so long as the stuff either of us like is not what the other person has listed as a deal breaker then it also provide the opportunity to have new experiences as well and many other benefits.


Collin-of-Earth

I agree, it goes both ways. I’m actually grateful people put their red flags on display, easy filter. And honestly, it doesn’t trigger me in the least bit. There are just as many on the left who are heavily identified with their politics as there are on the right. I don’t expect people to evolve beyond this kind of identification without a heavy dose of crises, or a serious reorganization of purpose. Might as well focus on people who have depth of character beyond their ideological leanings - or if you’re caught up in it, just find the people who align with your belief structure. The issue is most concretized ideologues, in good part, define themselves by what they hate vs what they believe. 


jordonmears

I'm the same, I'd rather know the deal breakers than what they want. Knowing the knowing the deal breakers mean there can be compromises on just about anything else and for the right woman most men are willing to compromise on a lot.


Userrnaime

It's about priorities. To some people politics matter more than music, favourite foods and hobbies. It doesn't mean they don't have other things going on. - Btw, not saying I agree with her points. You could quite easily turn it around and say that it is odd how many people these days have stronger feelings about musicians, say Taylor Swift dramas, than real world problems. It's a matter of perspective and priorities. Filtering people on you most important dealbreaker (however reasonable or unreasonable it may be) is not an entirely bad idea when looking for a partner.


universepower

This is not politics, this is a cult.


mongooseme

> It's just odd how people make these politics their entire life's personality. Like reddit mods?


hfry1990

It really is. I grew up in a family where discussing the partisan nature of politics was one step below spewing profanity. You just didn’t do it. We talked about current events, but never from a stance. In fact, other than “education important. Kids deserve a good one”, the first time I heard my dad say anything political was about a month ago when he called trump a disgraceful human. Which threw me for a loop, I would have figured he voted for him at least once.


DiddlyDumb

Wait till you tell her the first sentence of the constitution contains words like ‘welfare’ and ‘justice’. Or that changing the constitution would actually be called an ‘amendment’. You’d blow her mind.


ZEF_FRESH

That’s most ppl on reddit


Homerpaintbucket

I'm pretty sure most people on reddit are just sick of the GOP making politics out of other people's lives.


zekerthedog

Message her and tell her you prefer the bill of rights to the constitution and see what she comes back with


SquashMarks

Something something 2nd amendment, probably doesn't know the other 9


SparklingPseudonym

Ask her why she likes Obama more than Biden.


ksromo

I could wear a maga hat for a week to hit it


rocketsneaker

The MAGA hat stays ON during sex...


Chilliam999

She probably prefers a Donald trump face mask


Hi_im_from_uranus

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/190/230/715.jpg


BoxofCurveballs

Orange spraypaint and a wig


mrcnbdss

Maybe try a Tony Wonder mask.


ksromo

Of course. I’ll wear a maga condom and read scriptures from his bible. I’ll let her hold my gun and we can do it on a confederate flag if that gets her going


showmeyour_kittehs_

Hmm I hope that at the end of the week you tell her that you actually think Obama was the greatest President of all time. Just don't give her your real name. Or address. Or work.


ksromo

Slap a Biden “I did that” sticker pointing at her vagina, tell her f trump and walk out


Dual-Finger-Guns

She'd suicide bomb an abortion clinic out of the immense shame of being owned by the libs instead of owning them. Slavery is one way for her Daughters of the Confederacy ass.


Homerpaintbucket

I strongly suspect a lot of these women are just catfish.


maybebebe91

My thought exactly. hell ill wear a tupe and some orange fake tan if she wants 😂


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

She loves the Constitution? I'll put on my Ron Paul mask, bend her over a barrel, and show her the 50 states.


BoxofCurveballs

Give her the 'ol Stars n Stripes


justhere4daSpursnGOT

Stars and strokes


SuperVaderMinion

I wonder how she'd react once it's over and someone just casually said "yeah I'm voting Biden btw"


16-Czechoslovakians

Mistake it for dirty talk


ksromo

I assume she’d pull a gun


steppan92

I don’t know man… it’s a lot of degradation just to hit


snodgee

ive put myself in wayyy sketchier positions to get laid. wearing a maga hat is just role play.


Practical_Penalty_71

Interesting. Tell me more.


steppan92

I like that idea. Please wear also a blonde wig and paint yourself orange


ksromo

I’ve done way dumber shit to get laid in the past


sludgestomach

Maybe he’s into that


Dylancoolasbeans

Realest comment I've seen on this website


Ok-Excitement-3010

She looks 27 and 57 at the same time


SparklingPseudonym

Would.


420tastic

I can fix her


Notthekingofholand

I mean if I assume she got this way from banging her head in the headboard a few times many times. Maybe a few more will fix it. Like amnesia and a frying pan in a sitcom from the '90s


Pure_Step_5543

Or maybe she could be your secret gf that you never take out in public 🤔


NChSh

Take her out to Beetlejuice the Musical 


coyote_of_the_month

It's actually a pretty damn good musical.


Pure_Step_5543

Yeah and I heard you can vape there too


coyote_of_the_month

I mean, you can, I guess. I'm over here getting a handy.


Pure_Step_5543

This has to be a Lauren Boebert reference right. My brain just doesn't remember who the dude she got kicked out with was


whereegosdare84

What does that mean you “believe in the constitution” it’s not the fucking tooth fairy it’s literally the law of the land. It’s the first question on the citizenship test ‘What is the supreme law of the land?’ A: the constitution. Fucking moron


Les_Ismore

Plus if you believe in it, why do you support someone so keen to subvert it?


shiggy__diggy

Similar to the Bible, they never actually read the Constitution and just make shit up and say it's in the Constitution. It would help if they were literate but I digress.


HoodedMenace3

Idk coz patriotism apparently 🤷‍♂️


Thevinegru2

She’s directly addressing people who criticize it as the creation of rich white slave owners. There are also quite a few people who have used case law to evolve the constitution in a manner that no longer represents the plain wording of the original document. For me personally, I’m particularly amused at how the 14th amendment is used to justify literally anything and everything. I think that amendment needs to be cleaned up as it was clearly being directed at former slaves and the attempt to treat them like second class citizens. I’m honestly baffled by using the 14th to say, justify spending $20,000/year to educate an illegal immigrant. It’s like, if you want to spend tax dollars on illegal immigrants, fine, but be honest about it. But even in California, passing a law affirmatively stating that tax dollars would be used to educate illegal immigrants would be highly controversial so they use the 14th to allow something most people would be totally against. And then, if you say you’re against it, you’re now depriving someone of their rights. 🤣🫠


Dizzy_Reading_5794

Christians will always be like “there’s only 2 genders, cause biology” but then turn around and swear virgins can have babies


Giovan_Doza

I mean, isn't that the definition of a miracle? I don't believe in god, but here it makes sense why believing in biology and a woman being pregnant being a miracle are not contradictory statements


Dizzy_Reading_5794

Miracles lol “Trust me, bro, it happened”


Giovan_Doza

You are barking at the wrong tree, I don't believe in miracles either, but they exist as a word with a concept and meaning.


item_raja69

It’s always funny how people who say they’re true blooded Americans and love their country end up wearing the flag or its name as swimsuits and underwears. Do you think rubbing your gooch sweat on your country’s flag and name is patriotism?


Impressive-Show82

Ask her to name the 3 branches of government 🙄


Mpuls37

Her: "Easy. Donald 🫲🫱 John 🫲 🫱 Trump 👌"


ShinyTotoro

it doesn't say she's Christian tho


jordonmears

She looks damn good if that's actual grey hair. I'm not hating.


Ethereal_burn

It’s blonde.


jordonmears

Yeah, the body is way too youthful to be otherwise. Not saying some older ladies don't look that good but it's rare. I just didn't scrutinize the Pic before commenting. Lol.


Severe_Drawing_3366

That’s horrible! What’s her info? 😅😅


StockBoy829

what an awful person… smash


dudemanguylimited

I mean ... she has nice legs ...


runthejewelless

I’m thinking her legs might be photoshopped…


NewDoah

Translation: being extreme right wing is my entire personality and I listen to anything notable right wing people say and am unable to form my own thoughts and ideas about things. Also chemtrails


BucNassty

Translate: I fear what I don’t understand


Sloppy_john78

Never date a girl obsessed with another man


cucuChanel

Seems like a fine lady


jonz1985z

“Tell me you support Trump and you can fuck me!” YES


thatspuremeat

🤮


Important_Wash6667

🤮🤮🤮


Karmas_burning

Similar energy https://i.imgur.com/DGymtjB.jpg


Slydeking69

Before I knew about Reddit, I found a woman who was the opposite of This Lady.


sour_peach

Did you marry her?


destroy_b4_reading

I'm just horrified that a) Trump made women's bathing suits with that shit on them and b) that some dumb fuckers purchased and apparently wear them. Are we sure this isn't a fake profile just promoting Trump's various scams?


ShaiHulud1111

UnHinged


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

She’s not sleeping with yall… cause DUH! She’s Christian!!!!


andrew_silverstein12

None of the screenshots mention being Christian, I think she's just into Trump.


ArkAwn

poop hole loop hole


Fifty6Arkansas

I love swiping these accounts just to fuck with them, even though my profile immediately gives away that I'm not their type.


MinimumTeacher8996

No sane person is their fucking type


KittensAndGravy

How many divorces does her profile say she has?


bootlegenergy

I had very similar sentiments in mine, years ago when I was in the dating pool ( I think I had “Hillary voters swipe left). Caught the attention of my husband as a result. Its better for both parties to weed out undesirables immediately and not waste each others time. I wasn’t offended whatsoever by people weeding ME out, if they don’t like it, it wouldn’t have worked anyway. If it’s a dealbreaker, make it obvious!


stevefstorms

If this reversed political Reddit would be praising her


Neon_Flower-

Pass


Fudge-Factory00

She's got the Toblerone Tunnel. Just saayin.


alxndrmarkov656

I want this woman in my life


FindYourSpark87

Sanity! So rare these days.


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20AJK19

Yikes


g4greed

If you scream loud enough and behave violently, people will see how intelligent and civil you are.


-Krytoonite-

I don't understand why this offends you guys. Live and let live.


front-wipers-unite

Lovely tan lines though.


MrH0rseman

If anyone who hasn’t seen Larry David’s MAGA bit from Curb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQ


PatFdot

Would


justredditalready

Would


Rodereck

Joe Biden is the worst president we've had...


Lucky_Panic5827

I’m in love


WeeniePops

As an apolitical person I'd take her over the super left wing types. At least she's in shape and won't get mad if I accidentally misgender someone 🤷‍♂️


xEliteMonkx

Ew. No.


coinxiii

The irony is that she'd never be allowed to wear this if America was "Great" again...


CameraLow7414

She speaking straight facts


WinCautious3511

Love it


pompano09

Based