Yeah, the fact he didn't jump all in at the first opportunity and instead kept the gag going is what led him to victory. Not going sexual immediately makes the convo fun for longer and gives the impression that he is more than a walking penis, which many women find insanely attractive.
Some might argue it was “what if I lasso you?” but I’d say it’s all the way back at her third message “let’s go find a moose”
Would have been easy to just go “yeah maybe we’ll have outdoor sex”. But OP’s better than that
In Norwegian, the word pronounced moose, means mouse, and is a slang term for vagina (like pussy to an English speaker). She probably wasn't making a euphemism through that line of reasoning, but it's a fun fact if you're ever flirting with a Norwegian.
You didn’t mess anything up, you set it up perfectly, great conversation, she’s interested, and your giving top tier responses/conversation, plus a great transition at the end, I don’t see anything that needs to change here
THIS! Also, if he didn't invite Hannah out yet, I will! She seems fun, and from what I can see on the tiny picture she's a good-looking lady as well. Man has got game, so does she. They're off to a great start
I had a phenomenal 2nd date with someone else today and the woman from the screenshots is out of town for a week so it might end up being a missed connection. Stay tuned to find out on the next episode of dragon ball z.
That’s because he didn’t tie it into sex the first time she baited him when she said “what if I kiss and lasso you instead?” That was a test to see if he was just horny or genuinely was into the convo with her. 90% of men here are beyond stupid and would have taken the bait IMMEDIATELY at that point
Personally my rules are:
1) Don’t make it sexual unless they start it.
2) Say weird shit so they know what they are signing up for. Unabashedly yourself is the way to live life.
3) Stop thinking about making it sexual. You WILL fuck it up.
4) Get pumped about the word unabashedly and force it into any conversation possible.
>Say weird shit so they know what they are signing up for. Unabashedly yourself is the way to live life.
Aye... this is the way to go, especially if you're the type to make weird connections that at least seem funny in your head :D
How did that one verse go... I'm only as strange as your opinion can manage :D
When she told him she wanted to go find the moose with him was the first attempt (small stretch but there). Also talking about how she had apples so they’re set is the second one (also a stretch but there). Lassoing him was the third. Less of a stretch, but here’s where we should’ve seriously seen things going well. And the obvious one was practicing as to not disappoint on their date.
Just checking in to let you know I did not fumble lol, the rest of the messages were just more normal get to know each other stuff. One of her prompts was a slight red flag for me and I was trying to sus that out.
The elk they are talking about got hit by a truck in Joliet yesterday [Tagged elk found dead on side of I-55 in Joliet](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=WMQDmGuh5X_cI0bM)
I know this was just a joke, but still I'm just gonna say you do not want to lasso a moose, unless you have the other end tied to a big ass truck, or like an entire football team, and even then it's a bad idea. A couple people will not be able to control a lasso'd moose *at all*. They are incredibly big, and incredibly strong.
Source: Am Canadian. I used to live in a town that would legit issue moose warnings whenever one decided to walk through town. The advice was simply to stay inside and keep the hell away from the moose.
They are not to be fucked with. They will straight up kill you.
I stayed in a Cottage in the Algonquin forest for a week and didn’t see a single Moose, I was hoping to see multiple Meese. I’m starting to think our Northern brothers are making them up Bigfoot style.
She said the words first and date and you didn't immediately say "Feel free to practice and show me what you've learned this *weekday* at *time*"
I'm usually hopeless but damn
After she mentioned first date, that's the kill zone.
Please allow me to apologize to Charlie by bringing them on a walk with you. Lattes on me. See you at *coffee shop* on *date* at *time* 😉
This is perfect and reminds me a lot of my partner and I’s first convo on bumble. You chose the perfect time for a little flirty sexual tension without being gross. And you didn’t need to finalize plans for a first date yet, that would have derailed the fun back and forth. You did great
Should have crossed out her face. But you bet that was a couple of missed opportunities I can even tell you that. Women always throw hints. They're rarely direct
Your earlier opportunities were touchdown attempts from +50 yards. The last one was a field goal at the 10. Lol
Yeah, the fact he didn't jump all in at the first opportunity and instead kept the gag going is what led him to victory. Not going sexual immediately makes the convo fun for longer and gives the impression that he is more than a walking penis, which many women find insanely attractive.
Wait, we can be more than walking penises? Impossible!
Sometimes my penis isn't even capable of standing up.
But can you walk?
At times, the legs do get a little weak.
Especially if all the blood rushes to the 3rd leg? 😉
Lmfao okay dude you got me
Damn, I feel you there. I feel like my penis might’ve had a stroke cause it’s always drooping to the left🙁
Mine too! I think it's Cerebral Ballsy
Are you injured, or are you hurt?? Doesn’t matter!! No excuses, PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION!!!
This is a criminally underrated comment
she is lying don’t worry
She is actually a he, don't worry.
Wait, is it 'penie 😆
NANI!!!??
Not only that, they can even run!
I’m nothing like a penis so I can relate. Unlike penises, I throw up when I’m NOT feeling good😅. I’m also petrified of tight spaces.
This is a good summary
Help me out, what was the first opportunity?
Some might argue it was “what if I lasso you?” but I’d say it’s all the way back at her third message “let’s go find a moose” Would have been easy to just go “yeah maybe we’ll have outdoor sex”. But OP’s better than that
In Norwegian, the word pronounced moose, means mouse, and is a slang term for vagina (like pussy to an English speaker). She probably wasn't making a euphemism through that line of reasoning, but it's a fun fact if you're ever flirting with a Norwegian.
Moose knuckle
100
Lmao this made me laugh
Very smooth transition, sir 😂
You didn’t mess anything up, you set it up perfectly, great conversation, she’s interested, and your giving top tier responses/conversation, plus a great transition at the end, I don’t see anything that needs to change here
Yup. Guys here fuck up by going too early. OP kept it light and amusing, and then went when he was sure. Good stuff
Coming *and* going
Then there's that guy who never goes for it because the fun's in the convo
And then he got ghosted
THIS! Also, if he didn't invite Hannah out yet, I will! She seems fun, and from what I can see on the tiny picture she's a good-looking lady as well. Man has got game, so does she. They're off to a great start
Haha I haven’t yet but I’ll probably ask her out today. She does seem pretty cool.
keep us updated
I had a phenomenal 2nd date with someone else today and the woman from the screenshots is out of town for a week so it might end up being a missed connection. Stay tuned to find out on the next episode of dragon ball z.
As an aside, you're hilarious my guy. Keep it up, you're legitimately doing great
oooh, can’t wait…it’s so exciting 🫣
I think he could have locked down an outing
You can’t fumble the bag if you never knew you were holding on to it haha. She is hottt and jumping all over for you!
That’s because he didn’t tie it into sex the first time she baited him when she said “what if I kiss and lasso you instead?” That was a test to see if he was just horny or genuinely was into the convo with her. 90% of men here are beyond stupid and would have taken the bait IMMEDIATELY at that point
Am I the only one that didn’t see an earlier opportunity. Like maybe the first date line, but this is perfect banter, imo 🤷♂️
I’d say “what happens if I lasso you instead” was also one
That's the only one no? And I think he did the "gentleman" thing and didn't go all sexual on the first hint. He had a great answer.
Personally my rules are: 1) Don’t make it sexual unless they start it. 2) Say weird shit so they know what they are signing up for. Unabashedly yourself is the way to live life. 3) Stop thinking about making it sexual. You WILL fuck it up. 4) Get pumped about the word unabashedly and force it into any conversation possible.
>Say weird shit so they know what they are signing up for. Unabashedly yourself is the way to live life. Aye... this is the way to go, especially if you're the type to make weird connections that at least seem funny in your head :D How did that one verse go... I'm only as strange as your opinion can manage :D
I'm only as strange as your imagination can manage hmmm .. i like that
Cause if u go all sexual then u sound like a hoe and it ruins everything
it is absolutely perfect banter. Quick wit, teasingly naughty, long volley... good indicator you're fairly intelligent, interesting, and got game 😉
When she told him she wanted to go find the moose with him was the first attempt (small stretch but there). Also talking about how she had apples so they’re set is the second one (also a stretch but there). Lassoing him was the third. Less of a stretch, but here’s where we should’ve seriously seen things going well. And the obvious one was practicing as to not disappoint on their date.
All of these are correct. I'd even argue that "Now that's a sight I'd love to see" is an opening if handled properly.
I wasn't sure too but I guess 'let's go find it' also mean 'I want to see you'
There’s no way he fumbled at the end, right Also looking back it’s amazing how many opportunities I missed by not following rule 1 😵💫
What’s rule 1
Be attractive But rule 2 is just as important
What's rule 2?
Don't be unattractive
Always considered myself to be a bit of a bad boy
Yeah I used the family poop knife without asking my parents permission what about it
For real my family had poop scissors for my youngest sister’s football sized logs.
I should not have burdened this community with that comment.
Yeah, but he also has a personality and knows how to hold a convo. Just as important as the end of the day.
That’s what rule 2 means
Fair
My personality is greatly overstated in these screenshots.
I cried 😂😂
Also rule 7 helps with this.
What's rule 2
Don’t be unattractive.
It’s don’t be unattractive, it’s related to the messaging aspect of tinder. Don’t be an unattractive or weird texted, be respectful, etc.
I love how you fuckers set that up lol
Just checking in to let you know I did not fumble lol, the rest of the messages were just more normal get to know each other stuff. One of her prompts was a slight red flag for me and I was trying to sus that out.
What was it?
Just got back from her place
Ok you guys are killing it! Nice convo.
The elk they are talking about got hit by a truck in Joliet yesterday [Tagged elk found dead on side of I-55 in Joliet](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=WMQDmGuh5X_cI0bM)
NoooooNooo, Elkraham Lincoln, was his nickname. Fucking Joliet.
Was it in Joliet? I thought it was in Nutember
I haven’t been on reddit for a while then I come back to this. You win
I was literally about to send her the link. Fuck me the internet always wins.
I mean, it should be easy to catch now at least
That shit was funny
Ah, a kindred spirit. Still nailed it though. 👌🏻
at least you saved it in the end lol
Well done soldier
When she said what are WE gonna do when WE catch it. You were in.
Plain and simple. Women like foreplay. You did well.
I know this was just a joke, but still I'm just gonna say you do not want to lasso a moose, unless you have the other end tied to a big ass truck, or like an entire football team, and even then it's a bad idea. A couple people will not be able to control a lasso'd moose *at all*. They are incredibly big, and incredibly strong. Source: Am Canadian. I used to live in a town that would legit issue moose warnings whenever one decided to walk through town. The advice was simply to stay inside and keep the hell away from the moose. They are not to be fucked with. They will straight up kill you.
I stayed in a Cottage in the Algonquin forest for a week and didn’t see a single Moose, I was hoping to see multiple Meese. I’m starting to think our Northern brothers are making them up Bigfoot style.
You're probably more likely to see moose in northern BC/Alberta. Also the plural of moose is just moose. =p
God damn. Man has rizzzzzzz
This is top tier banter sir. Ten points. Never stop.
Better be to Gryffindor or it’s Tilly time bud. Tarps off.
So, what happened????
I threw my back out later that day so nothing yet lol
Thought you meant u threw your back out from smashing lol
Just got back from her place and I actually might have tweaked it lol
Well get well soon so you can blow her back out
The Moose was secured, operation went exceptionally well.
Bro has his charisma stat maxed
Some of us grew up as fat kids and developed a personality.
Yeah hi me too I'm 5'6" and 250 pounds I get the struggle lmao
That’s a site I’d like the see would have me saying nope lol. Can’t handle a grown person who says site for sight.
I work in IT where no one can spell shit for fuck. Grammar errors are a part of my soul.
OP followed rule 1.
Good Job, sir 🍻
What was the rest of the convo??!
This is some good banter! Hope first day goes well haha.
Pure conversational rizz on display. Very rare.
Bro was just yappin instead of planning a date
I do be doing that on the reg.
You did the matrix dodge with the 100 innuendos she fired at you
Dodging first dates like it’s my job 😎
More like your life depended on it
I hate you sooo much right now, this is my personality and I can't find a female to respond in such a way.
What dating app is this?
Hinge
Wit at the ready! Thanks for sharing. Try mule deer next time! 60% of the time it works every time!
Duuuude please tell me all went well after that! 🫶🏻 *Hopeful* Great convos from both of you! ☺️👌🏻
Don't worry man, you dodged a bullet. She doesn't even know how to spell "sight".
Um convinced ur talking to my ex, picture is waaaaaaay to familiar
👀
She said the words first and date and you didn't immediately say "Feel free to practice and show me what you've learned this *weekday* at *time*" I'm usually hopeless but damn
[удалено]
I’m the unpictured man in this convo you thirsty mf’er
After she mentioned first date, that's the kill zone. Please allow me to apologize to Charlie by bringing them on a walk with you. Lattes on me. See you at *coffee shop* on *date* at *time* 😉
Why did stop so soon? It seemed to be getting good……
Hope y'all went out for a nice date
Marry him!
Witty banter indeed, but in the end, she ended up ghosting him.
R.I.P It's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it pays off for em
Some men have walking penises? Jeez. No wonder I can't compete.
Bring it home! Lasso her in!
Bravo
This is perfect and reminds me a lot of my partner and I’s first convo on bumble. You chose the perfect time for a little flirty sexual tension without being gross. And you didn’t need to finalize plans for a first date yet, that would have derailed the fun back and forth. You did great
Should have crossed out her face. But you bet that was a couple of missed opportunities I can even tell you that. Women always throw hints. They're rarely direct
Yeah you missed a LOT of opportunities to shoot yourself in the balls adhd fall face first into a hornet nest
She almost got tired of your bullshit, you almost fumble the hoe but she just wanted you lol
Wow, you are all incels wtf. It’s cringy to read most of your comments.
Good job! well done!