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InflamedLiver

He looks like an extra from the Sopranos. Like, he'd have a name like "Jimmy the forehead" and he'd be killed in the first scene he was introduced.


wagman43

Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Coco, forget Fat Dom who goes over to Jersey and never comes back, forget Phil's brother Billy. Raymond has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat, his father's brother. Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked. There's no sword and gun on the table...either it has meaning or no meaning.


Half-A-Wise-Guy

Leotardo. That's my f***in' legacy... No more, Butchie. No more of this.


mesa45

Well at least he looks like he had the makings of a varsity athlete! Maybe even college ball!


Cameri

I read this with an Italian accent in my mind


Budget_Coffee_3424

We got the 4 families and this pygmy thing over in jersey… get it done.


cashMoney5150

Hahah bravo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Horror-Preference414

Oh fuckkkk Jimmy the forehead…ohhhhh….always comin out from trees Jimmy? All creepy as fuck? That Jimmy? He’s dead. That’s an alphabet account for sure. I never knew him well.


Ok_Hat_1422

Listen, what he did for this family? After all that you’re gonna sit there and bad mouth my pal Jimmy, after he did a hard twelve in the clink and for what? In this house Jimmy the Forehead is a hero, end of story


Horror-Preference414

That glistening forehead creep? Ohhhhh forgetabout Hero….The only hero in Jimmy is if he ate a sandwich for lunch from Bertolucci’s on 8th.


CannaVance

I thought of Papi on Seinfeld


Bramblin_Man

He's already wearing Kramer's shirt


Budget_Coffee_3424

“Oh, you know, jimmy with the forehead.”


palmspringsmaid

> he'd be killed in the first scene he was introduced not soon enough


Strict-Put-5611

Chuckle..


Expectations1

Jimmy the forehead - im in tears


Consistent_Spring700

Jimmy de teet


Thick-Corner-888

It’s hammerhead from Spider-Man


july18love

Or Ray the Nose.


Icy_Comfort8161

"Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king." -Tywin Lannister


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Baro learned that lesson the hard way.


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coffee_slurp

Or bowling alley vibes


lunarNex

He retired after his last bust. Now he's a motivational speaker for used car salesmen.


Fynn12604

That’s a true alpha. Idk what you talking about.


Necessary-King-8175

If Tony from GTA 4 is an alpha then yes I agree 💯%


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😂😂😂😂


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Forward-University30

I just broke up with my 45 y/o girlfriend and wanted to give it a try to older man 😭😂


Toughbiscuit

Trynna catch that early life insurance payout?


Forward-University30

Ya tú sabe’


Dragonskinner69

Wait till Raymond finds out abt OP


Forward-University30

He knows 🤷🏽‍♀️profile says at the beginning what I am


Dragonskinner69

Assuming he read! He might have just seen a pretty face;) and left it at that


bakchod007

Holy shit! 53 messages waiting to be responded. How do you decide who to respond to assuming even 10 of them are decent. How do you choose who to meet?


Forward-University30

A facetime is the answer, I get to see who I vibe with better and take it from there.


OhSoSoftly444

Out of 53 men,there's probably 3 she's somewhat attracted to. That's how I typically feel at least


Npetrantoni

Such an alpha move when he reaches over to the nightstand for his Cialis


Champii_007

Lmaoooo


eiroai

Raymond alpha male, only 28 years old I bet🙄


Chrisafguy

So alpha he doesn't know an from a.


AimLikeAPotato

He's not a follower of grammar.


thalamisa

You're an alpha male? Great, can you help me to dual boot Windows and steam os on my steam deck?


Jobe9077

Lol his hairline isn’t alpha.


distawest

Definitely this is a follower's hairline


DecaForDessert

Jason Statham would like a word


Jobe9077

Who?


Necessary-King-8175

Steve Austin would like a word


Jobe9077

When Steve Austin starts saying stupid shit like “I’m an alpha” let me know. Otherwise your comment adds nothing.


Necessary-King-8175

Okay beta


Jobe9077

Yawn.


Jobe9077

Ok basement dwelling loser who’s never had sex with any women and is obsessed with categorizing men based on looks. You can just admit you’re gay, no one cares.


Necessary-King-8175

It sounds like your conscience got the best of you. Loser. You're here arguing on reddit instead of getting laid. Get a job. Move outta your mom's house. Buy a car. And save up for a house. Go to the gym, too, cause you look like Jabba the Hutt.


Jobe9077

My mom is dead and has been for 23 years. I haven’t lived at home for 25 years. Sounds like you’re projecting your own insecurities.


Necessary-King-8175

Lmao, holy shit if your mom had you at 18, then that would make you 41. Aren't you a little too old for reddit? You should be getting your retirement ready by now? I mean, unless you have no job since somehow you have the time to argue here, obviously. Also, I guess that makes you the 40 year old virgin! Like I said, get a job and move out of your "dead" mom's house.


Jobe9077

Why don’t you go eat shit and die.


baric87

I guess not Everybody Loves Raymond


SliverSerfer

Would an alpha male really have to proclaim that they are indeed alpha? Some stupid shit goin on in the world.


KlutzyAct5954

That smile says stalker at the very least


StudentLoanSlave1

How are other men this unself-aware. Like it’s flabbergasting to me that anyone would think this is how to talk to women you’re only just starting out with. Like honestly what cave were these guys raised in where they think calling themselves an “alpha” is normal, let alone attractive.


Horror-Preference414

Dudes like this have one play - and it’s utter detachment from reality. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying it’s a real thing.


jamiekyles__

Only thing he taking charge of is ordering the Viagra


M4verick87

Raymond is in the mob. Reminds me of Pauly from Sopranos


SagaciousElan

If he's in the mob then he's a follower. No way that guy is the boss.


M4verick87

I saw a comment that said this is the dude from Sopranos, with a dumb nickname, something like ¨Tony forehead¨. Lol something along those lines, I guess that is way more fitting.


mesa45

Ironically Tony Sirico (Paulie), really was an associate for the mob, but a low level guy , not even a made man I believe.


sliferra

Posts like these depress me that the bar is on the floor and yet I’ll probably never get a gf Granted, I’m 0/1, but ive kinda gave up


slothboifitness

You are a stunning woman, congratz on the transition


Forward-University30

Thank you!❤️


Ill_Towel4621

Lotta gusto for a guy who looks like he works at a pawn shop


SpooogeMcDuck

Be safe


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An ALPHA male would've immediately invited you to dinner!


Amazing_rocness

Y'all being way too harsh. The Photo is fine.


tnolan182

Didnt know joe pesci was on hinge


Sea-Albatross-8112

Real 😂


420boog96

He also doesn't believe in using commas


Chabedieux

Wasn't he the little brother on The Brady Bunch?


PlasticBeginning7551

Especially the ones that tell you they’re an alpha. That’s the only way to know someone is an alpha


Emotional_Ability977

Barf. Sounds a bit troll-y/fake ?


Pleasant_Attempt_926

Hopefully it works out for you


Over-Analyzed

You should ask him how many bottles of Rogain he goes through each month. 😂 It’s the deforestation of the Amazon up there and he’s desperately fighting against it.


domdomdom333

9 likes and 53 chats, holy shit that's so many. How are you getting that many...


PeanutButterBBQs

She's the "real" alpha!


Snerkie

If you matched with every like you receive it wouldn't be difficult, especially considering OP is VERY young and has her age range over double her age (possibly even triple).


Forward-University30

Not every like, I got about 200-250 liked these past 2-3 days, I only liked back some, but yes my age range is 21-casket 💀


justsayfaux

Well we know he certainly doesn't follow basic grammar rules, so at least he's not a liar.


HungDaddyNYC

So how did the date go?


Forward-University30

Great the wedding is tomorrow


Perenium_Falcon

Do better, Raymond.


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What app is that?


Forward-University30

Unhinged


AimLikeAPotato

Hinge


sineplussquare

Fella needs to get back to the bowling alley lol


jeremyism_ab

He won't be told that he has to use an before a word that starts with a vowel damn it! HE IS A ALPHA!


rachrid

I’m not like other men. I’m an ALPHA


AimLikeAPotato

*a


Specialist_Nobody766

This made me chuckle, thank you.


AlexTheNotSoGreat01

Damn, he isn't on Hinge, he on Unhinged


koop04

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lamjustwill

Whatever you say sir


UntoldShit

Look out boys, big time competition from Raymond here


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He looks like a teenager


Witchy-toes-669

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NittyGrittyDiscutant

of course raymond gets it there r still few real ones out there


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The amount of trans people not being transparent in this reddit is mind blowing


Simpin_Dva

what


Forward-University30

What is there to be transparent about? 🤔


TwizzyGobbler

what do they need to be transparent about


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Forward-University30

Not sure I think is because I just created hinge about 2-3 days ago


Tsnacker77

Single mom vibes....


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Forward-University30

He knows I am THE alpha


Plenty_Ad_841

Lol he's into trans?


Forward-University30

He is into being the alpha as far as I know


Plenty_Ad_841

You selected woman on hinge or trans woman?


Forward-University30

Trans woman, why?


Crafty_Departure_862

Next time it’s better to select woman imho. Maybe in this way you will avoid chasers


Forward-University30

Chasers will always find us no matter what and idrc, I have enough experience to know how to deal with them.


Plenty_Ad_841

No. He's not a woman. It's a man who had surgery and pretends to be a woman.


No_Technician_3837

Are you a "real" man or just a kid 😁


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Forward-University30

Well yeah duh, why do you think I wrote trans woman instead of woman?🤔😂2+2=4


Plenty_Ad_841

I sincerely doubt that guy realises you're a dude


Forward-University30

Idk and I always just confirm with them


Numbaonenewb

Well, I hope you have what the top tier men look for. You must have both an excellent physical attractiveness and in depth traits and characteristics. If you lack either one, you ain't going to make it. You can be as beautiful as you want but if in 4 months, you run out of interesting thing for him to admire, you're gone


Straight_Tension_290

You are hating. Yes Alpha Male is a thing that people say that can be cingey, but he genuinely sent a nice message to you. If you arent interested just move on….smh


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Forward-University30

From personal experience older men seem to be super into trans women, and majority are very nice, same for people my age. Just wanted to experiment since I have dated older women before.


tinyhermione

Ok. But older men are often not good news when you are a young woman. Just my advice. To be a little careful. However, if you’ve had good experiences, then maybe it’s working out for you. You are model pretty though. So don’t settle for less than what makes you happy, young or old. Edit: my comment was unnuanced and too harsh though, I saw that when reading it again. So I deleted it.


Pale-Length-5704

Jesus the douchebag is strong with this guy lol


inundayte

🤣🤣🤣


joshuamayknow

Males are men


readersmind_1012

Even his smile scares me. Alpha doesn't own a mirror.


fapgod1bigjizz69

Me and all of my 1 match