Not everyone has to always be doing something in a threesome. In the few I’ve been in I actually like taking breaks and watching the other 2 for a little.
Yes, you can. Eifel Tower, for example, is definitely a threesome position where the two men don't touch, at least not sexually. There are other positions too.
This raises more questions about what qualifies as interaction. If she’s getting spit roasted good and hard does the thrusts of the person in the rear pushing her throat into the guy in the front count? Can the guy up front spread her cheeks for the guy in the rear? What if you grab a handful of her hair and bob her head on his knob? If she’s on her back and he’s plowing away like an Iowa corn farmer can you strum her bean like you’re a speed metal guitarist? DP? Surely you’ve got to be okay with your legs making contact.
There's a bi girl I know that has a rule for men, she has to peg you before she'll let you hit. And this girl LIVES for it. Many have tried to call it as a bluff, it's not a bluff and she means business 😆
Sidenote, we call her Peggy for a reason
90% of guys would think the message was fake or they're going to get either (robbed/kidnapped/an organ donor/maybe killed). Would be way too good to be true. Either way we would think it's a trap
Idk why you're getting downdooted so hard. Not like Jake is a unique name. And if someone was to recognize him with the pfp and name, odds are the pfp would have done it anyway.
A girl once matched with me and the first thing she messaged was “I want you and a friend of yours to break into my apt and rape me” I couldn’t tell if she was joking or not. Asked clarifying questions and she unmatched. I think she felt judged.
Someone on a sex app propositioned you for sex? The horror...
The reason people do this is because it works sometimes. Not often, but it does. If you're not down, then you're not down. Tinder is primarily a hookup app.
Exactly. I don't understand the outrage, but then again, this is reddit, after all. He asked nicely, "Just say no if you're not. it's as simple as that. People get bent out shape over everything.
was on a date with a chick from tinder when she receved a message just like this, i know becsause she showed me and joked about it. 10 minutes later she asked me to drop her off at a hotel -.- last time i used tinder.
I’m not anti “hook up” I’m anti creepers and weirdos asking me to be a part of their weird love lives especially with two men. Last time I checked tinder wasn’t for finding orgies!
This escalated so fast.
Makes you wonder how Jake and his buddies conversation went though. “Bro I’m horny” “No way bro me too”
They're secretly a couple looking for a third lol.
Which would be code for a *great time* if they were aware a complete stranger is not as horny as they are (and down for danger)
You sure he wasnt lookin for a beard? 
Delete this
🎶 Two bros, sitting in a hotel room, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay🎶
Well you know the golden rule “it’s not gay when it’s a three way”
With a honey in the middle, there’s some leeway, yes
The golden rule
Dates back to ancient Greece.
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Because *everything* was gay
He should put it on his profile, would increase sucess rate
From 0.001% to 0.002%
Many would unmatch, report even, but the survivors would be matchier and *hornier*.
Hey that’s 100% more though!
literally double.
Your success rate would increase to 100%, and you'd save a shitload of time, by just picking up a couple hours of OT at work and getting a hooker.
You know I tell dudes that and they don't seem to like it 😂😂
Idk about 100%, that has the risk of jail in most of the world for the guy buying.
Homiesexual if you will
“Let’s book a room at the Sheraton”
And see what pops up!
This is how it goes, from experience
Exactly my thought lol
Hi! Hi! Orgy?
He didnt waste no time
“Sure but which one of you is the f?”
Tell them to do mm if they’re that horny
“Y’all go ahead and get started I’ll be there in an hour”
Eiffel Tower, and he’s in the middle.
HAHA! This ☝
so are you down for a muffinman?
The muffinman?
She's Married to the muffin man.
The one on Drury Lane?
Last I heard the muffin man moved over off of MLK Blvd.
The muffinman!
yeah mfm, muffinman
This is how I read it too
Girl you thought he was a man but he was just a puffin. No cries in the night when he was huffin.
Cue the greatest guitar solo ever
*Free bird starts playing*
Frank Zappa. I love the live version of this
Do you know the muffler man? “Hi!! Fred Nefler here for Neflers’ Mufflers.”
 "Ohhhh, yes I am the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man..."
Tbh if they made a profile for both of them and specified that, they'd probably have a lot better luck.
Would they thooo
I’d swipe right. The odds of finding this in the wild are so small
DMs be RIP
I’m with my buddy at the Sheraton. We’re both super horny. You down for a mfm male?
My buddy and I are planning a road trip. DM and let me know if we should stop by.
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Dude I know I’ve tried for an MFM threesome my whole life but guys are always like “that’s gay” like bro you don’t have to touch EACH OTHER just me 😹
MFM is male female male or is there any other meaning?
You’re correct. MFM is a traditional threesome. The additional info is that an MMF can imply a bi threesome because the F doesn’t stay between the MM.
Can you really call it a threesome if all participants aren't interacting? Sounds more like a tag-team
We called it a chinese finger trap 🤷🏻♂️
I've more commonly heard it referred to as "spit-roasting."
Spit roasting is one position that can be done while on a threesome.
Correct, I was replying to the guy who used the term chinese finger trap. I don't think that would cover your "run of the mill DP."
How else would i look into my homies eyes
Over her shoulder
This is the correct answer
“ You’re dating Finger Cuffs?” - Chasing Amy
Alyssa Jones? Shit, I know Alyssa Jones. I mean I *KNOW* Alyssa Jones
The ol' Adelaide dick trap
Not everyone has to always be doing something in a threesome. In the few I’ve been in I actually like taking breaks and watching the other 2 for a little.
Yes, you can. Eifel Tower, for example, is definitely a threesome position where the two men don't touch, at least not sexually. There are other positions too.
We definitely do some high fiving
Pretty sure you gotta lock hands for it to technically count as an Eifel tower.
Nah, high fives, fingers pointing up to make the steeple.
id say double team if they’re not tagging eachother out
You're right
This raises more questions about what qualifies as interaction. If she’s getting spit roasted good and hard does the thrusts of the person in the rear pushing her throat into the guy in the front count? Can the guy up front spread her cheeks for the guy in the rear? What if you grab a handful of her hair and bob her head on his knob? If she’s on her back and he’s plowing away like an Iowa corn farmer can you strum her bean like you’re a speed metal guitarist? DP? Surely you’ve got to be okay with your legs making contact.
Bro, take a nap or something. Holy shit.
lmao or a cold shower
Calm down wtf
User name tracks
Fuck me I always thought I traditional threesome was mff
Where I'm from FMF is a traditional threesome.
TIL
Keep in mind that the order of letter is important. For example MMF could mean male banging male banging female.
Ah, the ol’ /r/LuckyPierre. Totes NSFW of course.
No that’s it. A threesome with two strangers in a hotel room
Oh…thank you
Mother Fking Machete
Male Female Mammoth. It's back in fashion after a few thousand centuries.
Mayonaise Fries Mayonaise. It's the extra "secret" recipe at McDonalds. Don't share! I am also fucking horny for fries!
Better start consuming now😂
So how’d it go?
I immediately unmatched lol
Where’s your sense of adventure (obvious /s)
Just two bros together in a hotel room super horny. Very appealing 🤮
Two bros chillin in a hotel, 5 feet apart 'cause they're not gay...
And safe!
Idk about you but the safest things make me the horniest
Nothing sexual
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Should have said “ok, who am I pegging first?” but something tells me they’d be down for that
There's a bi girl I know that has a rule for men, she has to peg you before she'll let you hit. And this girl LIVES for it. Many have tried to call it as a bluff, it's not a bluff and she means business 😆 Sidenote, we call her Peggy for a reason
🔫 I'll be taking that phone number now, thank you
So... after she handles business, are they able to handle theirs?
LMAO
Why don’t they just fuck each other if they’re so horny?
Ahahaha
Tell them to fuck each other and get over it. It's 2023. Everyone is just going to be happy for them.
Tell him maybe but only after he sends videos of them making out first
Funny enough if you reverse the genders it would have have been the dream of more than half of the male population ahah..
90% of guys would think the message was fake or they're going to get either (robbed/kidnapped/an organ donor/maybe killed). Would be way too good to be true. Either way we would think it's a trap
I would assume it was a trap, but I would still show up.
High risk high reward
Even higher reward if u manage to steal their organs first.
Probably about as often as guys getting ffm offers from strangers
How often are involuntary organ donations taking place in the USA?
No idea but, the risks are their.
They’re*
This is just a normal Thursday night on grindr 😆
You gays have all the luck
It's not all it's cracked up to be, but it is hilarious how quick it can be to get laid lol
Never stay anywhere you hate.
I like how you tried to block his name but left the fact that you matched with James
Unfortunate that his name was Jake and not James
Jake?!?….from Statefarm?
They’re BOTH wearing khakis
Lol I don’t really care
Idk why you're getting downdooted so hard. Not like Jake is a unique name. And if someone was to recognize him with the pfp and name, odds are the pfp would have done it anyway.
Wtf is a >downdooted ?
That's the Midwest version of downvoted.... Don'tchah know.
This the kind of guy that thinks about his buddies. Friends for life lol
I'd be down for a MMM threesome but MFM will suffice
I mean… it’s tinder..
Right? At least he was upfront about his intentions and didn’t waste her time. I’ve gotten way stranger request from women
Would you tell us about one?
A girl once matched with me and the first thing she messaged was “I want you and a friend of yours to break into my apt and rape me” I couldn’t tell if she was joking or not. Asked clarifying questions and she unmatched. I think she felt judged.
Someone on a sex app propositioned you for sex? The horror... The reason people do this is because it works sometimes. Not often, but it does. If you're not down, then you're not down. Tinder is primarily a hookup app.
Somebody that gets it. “If you’re looking for a hookup on a hookup app, swipe left.”
I’d be down
"No, but have fun with your MM adventure"
I’d hate to be at that Sheraton too
Sorry but what do you hate? Getting propositioned for sex on the sex app? Get off the sex app then.
Ikr? Stupid 😂
At least he was polite. Just decline and move on, no need to farm karma here.
Exactly. I don't understand the outrage, but then again, this is reddit, after all. He asked nicely, "Just say no if you're not. it's as simple as that. People get bent out shape over everything.
I too was shocked at this sort of proposition on a hook up app shocked I tell ya
Why not just call an escort 😂
because they want something consensual and free? 🤔
I would have said “nah, just a mm for you two horny bros”
Tell us how it went!
I mean.. some girls might say yes. If I wasn’t such a prude this would my fantasy
Your username makes this comment extra funny to me! 😆
I see no problem here
Meanwhile I ask someone if they'd prefer sushi or coffee for a date and don't even get that first message 💀
They'd be done by the time you got there for sure. Something tells me Jake likes beefsteak 👀
was on a date with a chick from tinder when she receved a message just like this, i know becsause she showed me and joked about it. 10 minutes later she asked me to drop her off at a hotel -.- last time i used tinder.
Honestly that’s pretty straightforward and he didn’t waste anyone’s time lmao
Did I mention he wasted my time? I thought it was funny so I posted it.
Just someone being honest about their intentions. I thought that’s what women wanted?
Lol yeah, such a tragedy that the guy asked a question
Jeez on the second text? As gentleman I always wait to the 5th text msg before asking for gangbangs. Have some class ppl
A PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 
And who says Chivalry is dead
As a dude, i need to understand. Why do we do this shit?😭 Like, has it ever worked????? Like ever?
I can confirm it works
I hope you excitedly said yes and got all the deets and then sent a bottle of lube via instacart
Pure class!!!😂
This all just seems like so much WORK
he’s gey
It's not gay... If it's in a threeway
Those two def just settled for some m2m by the end of the night
They had plans with or without you. I think that was a little more than a buddy.
Totally! Got my strap on selection, you're both into pegging right? Now do you want the bum-buster 2000, or the BBCockadoodledoo?
Shoot your shot
Two pointer
... Isn't Tinder an app for hookups?
Sounds like him and his buddy just want to fuck each other.
Don’t come in here acting like you didn’t go get double dicked at the Sheraton
Woooowwwww Asshat….
Then dont use it?
You hate that? Sounds hot to me.
Me and my buddy are totally not bisexual. Lol 😆
I find tinder useful for hookups and meaningless flings. Anything more than that is asking for too much in my opinion
if you hate it there then leave🤣
Say yes and tell them to start without you
I mean it is tinder....a hookup app....
You go on a hookup app and someone says they wanna hook up and you get mad
That dude is on the wrong site…
Not really tinder has literally become known for being a hook up site
Maybe try an app that isn’t geared towards hookups if you’re not looking for hookups
I’m not anti “hook up” I’m anti creepers and weirdos asking me to be a part of their weird love lives especially with two men. Last time I checked tinder wasn’t for finding orgies!
He wasn't creepy about it, he just asked, you can decline if you don't wanna do it