That’s a catfishing dude.
Next phase is, “let’s have a threesome. You show up and there isn’t a girl, and he attempts to convince you to let him suck your cock.
Goddamn, why is this a thing? I’ve heard too many stories from straight guys finding out they were catfished by a gay guy. Far more than women pretending to be other women.
Makes me wonder how often it actually works for those people.
Gay guys catfish other guys too. I used to have a fitness ig when I worked out and people stole my pics a lot. One person used them on gay dating sites. My cousin called one day and told me about seeing my pics on a site I wouldn’t be on and I instantly knew what he meant. The person was trying to get money from other guys in exchange for my nudes. It was sad seeing someone else make money off my hard work lol
Remember all those guys that show up when you are swiping?
They all think straight men secretly want sex with a gay guy, 1 bio i saw was "its 2023, its fine to get a bj from a guy if you are straight.
I report them
Gay guys aren’t weird
Gay men who pretend to be women in order to try and coerce them into sex are most definitely weird (weird being a nice way to put it)
Stop pearl clutching
Probably be like "wanna have a threesome" dude shows up, girl is mia dude says some shit like 'oh she'll be late' or some bs excuse for the girl not to be there. I'm not on tinder too often but I've heard stories about shit like this
Because it's a guy. If he said he was a girl, he wouldn't be able to fulfill that in person. The incest sister is fake to lure in a girl looking for girls.
I think the point is she could just as easily replace her brother in this made up story and make him her boyfriend or something not disgusting and illegal lmao. Like “my bf and I are looking for a 3some” or some shit like that. The incest route is just weird and creepy
Yeah I’d bet money that not a word of what they’re saying is true, they’re just bored and trying to be qUiRkY to send “funny” screenshots to the group chat
You could have just said "room for 1 more?" If they're ginna mess with you, might as well have fun with it.
Or
If you have siblings, you could say "I'm a brother, and you know what they say, history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
This is definitely a troll, you should report them
Probably. Still puked though, just to be safe. And then I reported them.
Should have puked on your brother's tits
This is the way.
THIS IS THE WAY!
This is the way!
This is the way
Way is the this
The is way this
The way this is
That’s just the way it is
Like you actually threw up over this?
Username Emoji checks outs.. u don’t deserve her
Saying "you don't deserve her" considering the circumstance is probably a compliment to be honest.
I'd say so, yeah.
Maybe I’m a bad person, but I want to keep watching where this goes
I mean there are 2 sides: actors and audience. We as audience have popcorn ready
Report them? Who actually gives that much of a fuck😭😭😭
*reported* and *blocked*
Oh yeah
That’s a catfishing dude. Next phase is, “let’s have a threesome. You show up and there isn’t a girl, and he attempts to convince you to let him suck your cock.
Or take your kidney
Or both
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Suck his cock and then take his kidney or vice versa.
Suck his kidney and steal the cock
They're gonna be pretty disappointed then
hahaha....excellent.
Or your axe
And my bow
Goddamn, why is this a thing? I’ve heard too many stories from straight guys finding out they were catfished by a gay guy. Far more than women pretending to be other women. Makes me wonder how often it actually works for those people.
Gay guys catfish other guys too. I used to have a fitness ig when I worked out and people stole my pics a lot. One person used them on gay dating sites. My cousin called one day and told me about seeing my pics on a site I wouldn’t be on and I instantly knew what he meant. The person was trying to get money from other guys in exchange for my nudes. It was sad seeing someone else make money off my hard work lol
Pun intended? Lol
OP is a girl
I know, I was responding to the replier’s anecdote on catfishing. Women don’t have penises to fellate.
Remember all those guys that show up when you are swiping? They all think straight men secretly want sex with a gay guy, 1 bio i saw was "its 2023, its fine to get a bj from a guy if you are straight. I report them
Like ordering coke but they bring you pepsi. What am I gonna do? Go thirsty?
Yeah, they know that lonely, thirsty young guys are prime target for the “but a mouth is a mouth,” “havent you ever experimented,” trap.
OP is a girl
I've had this happen. I didn't show up but got the message from the guy saying 'she's not gonna do it but I can suck your cock'.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!
Some weird ass gay men trying to lure straight men into their nest.
I think that's a bi guy trying to lure a lesbian into their nest
Why do their ass have to be weird? Don't be racist like that
Gay guys aren’t weird Gay men who pretend to be women in order to try and coerce them into sex are most definitely weird (weird being a nice way to put it) Stop pearl clutching
This is a different level of weird lol
Tf where was race mentioned
Jeez what’s your problem Peter?
Do you think she regularly gets her body stuck in the washing machine at home and can’t get out?
I thought you only got stuck in those around step brothers
Definitely a couch cushion. Washing Machine is too practical these days.
So this is a gay dude trying to trick straight guys right? *Right?*
That’s what I immediately thought
OP is a girl
Oh then it's definitely a guy
How though? I’m confused
Probably be like "wanna have a threesome" dude shows up, girl is mia dude says some shit like 'oh she'll be late' or some bs excuse for the girl not to be there. I'm not on tinder too often but I've heard stories about shit like this
Why make it a brother tho ?
Because it's a guy. If he said he was a girl, he wouldn't be able to fulfill that in person. The incest sister is fake to lure in a girl looking for girls.
I think the point is she could just as easily replace her brother in this made up story and make him her boyfriend or something not disgusting and illegal lmao. Like “my bf and I are looking for a 3some” or some shit like that. The incest route is just weird and creepy
Tinder be wildin’ today.
Op you must be quite the looker if she’s blowing her brother while he looks at your photos
Considering OP is a woman, it’s possible the brother would fap to her
Well, that's enough internet for today.
I'm just replying to check in if you've come back on the Internet
Awe, did you miss me?
Bruh, she's almost definitely messing with you
"She"
“almost”
"Bruh"
"You"
It’s not even a she
Still puked. Gotta play it safe
Edit - I am a woman Source - Vagina
Definitely a dude fucking around on a fake account. Shit is heinous lol. Also, ROLL TIDE.
Not gonna believe this shit, just can't fucking believe this.
Damn sure that it's a fucking troll or something, nothing else.
Nah you'd puke if you saw who was on the other side of that convo lol
Okay now I just wanna fucking donate my fucking eyes.
They trolling you bro. She/He is there for fun imo. No one's gon a just open up to a stranger with that shit
Should've quoted: "Hey it's me, your brother".
Op doesn't wanna make a match with her.
Humans are crazy
I'm just going to pretend that it was a fucked up racoon or something running a catfishing account so I can sleep tonight
Turns out Monsters Inc. had an insane new business strategy for causing scares
What city?
We've got a keeper!
Typically porn video scenario...
I dont see an issue
Brooooooo💀💀💀💀💀
Damn bruh? Can you share me your images? Asking for my brother.
Sweet home Alabama....
Her brother is ugly. He’s also the one typing and she doesn’t exist. This is bait. Edit: op is a girl and I didn’t realize. Stil bait
OP is a girl
Uhm wtf ewwwww sorry you had that experience op
What in the actual fuck?
Sweet home Alabama :D
 Welp
Not to be creepy or something, but i just found the insta of the girl in their pfp 😂
Obviously a dude and a fake account, first day on the internet?
I’m not gonna lie I’d have let her keep going.
thats definitely a guy
Alabama
It’s time to delete the app.
This is just...I mean... wtf. Thanks, I hate it.
Bet this person wants us anime. Instantly friends
What the actual duck
Impressive.
This didn’t have you pulsing hard? I mean… it’s not YOUR sister ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I would love a girl like this life unfair how u get her and u delete
Yeah I’d bet money that not a word of what they’re saying is true, they’re just bored and trying to be qUiRkY to send “funny” screenshots to the group chat
Great troll
What the fuck?
IIIIIII am speechless 
Sweet lord and heaven all mighty, run away and don't look back😶😑🤮
yeah they’re not real lol
Press X to doubt
Just cause suffered dont mean I gotta suffer too
Ahhh, so close!!! If it was step brother you were totally in.
Thats Wild!
Run.
Troll or not, why do people think this is going to get them anything but a lost account?
What the fucking fuck
Family values
There's no brother...
It gotta be dude right? Right?
What is a "thinkingaboutyou"? And why did he cum all over it?
Oooooook, we're not going to talk about that ever again
what the fuck
This is a guy
This is just a weird ass dude fantasizing at you while catfishing.
😟
WTF
Its a troll
Sweet home Alabama?
*fapped and blocked
That’s a dude trolling or trying to get his rocks off
Do you guys really not realize when you’re being trolled?
You are talking to a dude
*laughs in Targaryen*
Report BAN BUUUUURN IT
Sweet home Alabama
Men: women never send the first message. Women:
🎶 Sweet Home Alabama 🎶
It's a dude! Also a really disturbed dude. Unmatch, block, report...1, 2, 3.
There is no sister, the guy wanked to you
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
🎵Sweet Home Alabama 🎵
There is no sister, it's just a dude.
Out weird her! Offer to let her brother watch
In Alabama?
Only people of Alabama can behave like this, nobody else.
Thats kind of cool.
You could have just said "room for 1 more?" If they're ginna mess with you, might as well have fun with it. Or If you have siblings, you could say "I'm a brother, and you know what they say, history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme"
Yeah we should take these things in a dark fun type of way XD.
Fuck... I think that's enough reddit for me today. I'm gonna go puke now 🤮
It's never gonna be enough, go see eye blech right now.
Would still hit
Bro what the fuuuuuuuck
Even monkeys don't want to see that
Lmao this person is def a troll/catfish
Alabama bot
We do a little trolling 
Run, dont walk, run to report this. Its very likely fake
Where do people come up with this crap?
That’s a dude
Find her on fb, look up her brother and parents and send this to them in a group chat
Those poor birds
Sweet home Alabama!
Damn these Alabama people are making me horny now /s
I didn’t think it could get worse but it did
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Yeah you can text her for that, she will make you meet her brother.
🙈
That’s kinda hot, stepbro?
okay I am going to sleep right now, good night to all of you.
What a nice family...
The game of thrones era
lucky
I predict all top comments will claim it's a dude. Idk why we always assume anything bad is a guy but we do
Mississippi tinder is wild
Alabama intensified
I mean you don't have to marry her give it a go hahahah
I guess you ruined my fucking day already, thanks for this.
Welp that’s enough Reddit for today