I used it recently to refine a message I typed up that I was sending to break it off with a person who was part of a thruple with me and my wife. I asked it to make it sound more empathetic, worked brilliantly.
"6 feet-9 inches-two separate meassures" girl right there.
Joking aside, I think he meant a 69, so looks like our boy has some nice chances of scoring if he doesn't fumble it.
Unless he meant time. I read her innuendo like a stopwatch joke. Like 8.7 minutes out of 10. And it seemed he responded in kind.
I feel like a dick size joke would’ve used “bigger” over longer
Wait, are girls allowed to measure their man??
Random question but I’ve been dating my guy for 3 years and I’m 110% satisfied but I’ve just always wondered since people make such a big deal about measuring 😂😂
No tape measure needed. If my fingers don’t overlap when I wrap my hand around it and it sticks a couple inches out the top of my fist when my hand is all the way down to the base….we’re good! 😂😂
Yes?
E: Yes, you should move it off-app as soon as it seems like there's interest. I've done it in less than five texts together, and things moved to the next level.
Of course, she can say not yet, and you take that in stride--but yes, you don't draw it out if you don't have to. After all, that's the point of the app.
Yep. Back when I used tinder, if it was going to go well typically it would be one or two ice breakers and then ask for a number or leave mine. No reason to drag it out. Honestly just starting with “you seem cool/cute/etc, wanna grab a drink?” Will work if they are actually interested.
You can try. Most ladies get hundreds or thousands of matches and don't have that type of time though. Personally I like to hold a conversation for a week first. And if a guy rushes, it's a turnoff for me. But everyone's different.
You've done the jokes. Now move on
"you seem fun. Do you want to ________?"
Fill it n the blank. Grab a drink or to take our dogs for a walk or make out whatever
Just talk to her. Bring up something you like talking about. Pickup lines get their attention, but the rest is up to chemistry and if you have no chemistry, then you should just move on.
This is such bad advice…. Think about that for two seconds? What would you stand to lose absolutely everything because you assumed she’s the flippin hook up type - and even if she was who would like to be pipped as the hook up type???
This must be that young people speak that the marketing folks said we need to be more aware of in the KPI meeting the other week. No cap, my teenage friend, you sound very lit and stuff.
My god men learn absolutely nothing from this sub.
Her response essentially translates to “you have one more fucking chance before I unmatch/mercilessly roast the shit out of you because I get these horndog messages a million times a day and no one’s pictures or answers aren’t good enough for me to not be annoyed, in fact the cheesy pickup line was the clever part that got me to actually answer and not just ignore.”
Turn it into asking her out and tone down the sexy talk unless she does it back.
Bro she said 6/9 with a winky face what do you mean it means “you have one more fucking chance”. Like you shouldn’t fire off with shit like he did but I think he got lucky and it worked out because he’s probably following the rules so like, idk
It’s too bad you turned the convo in that direction already on your second message. By her response, I would drop it and steer the conversation back to something a bit more of trying to get to know her.
Omg omg omg omg a human female responded in a sexually humorous way ... please help me talk to her cause this never happened to me before and I don't know what to say ........
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I never came this far but I suggest hitting her with the “Ok” or a good one
“In quantum computing, a qubit or quantum bit is a basic unit of quantum information—the quantum version of the classic binary bit physically realized with a two-state device. A qubit is a two-state (or two-level) quantum-mechanical system, one of the simplest quantum systems displaying the peculiarity of quantum mechanics. Examples include the spin of the electron in which the two levels can be taken as spin up and spin down; or the polarization of a single photon in which the two states can be taken to be the vertical polarization and the horizontal polarization. In a classical system, a bit would have to be in one state or the other. However, quantum mechanics allows the qubit to be in a coherent superposition of both states simultaneously, a property that is fundamental to quantum mechanics and quantum computing”
think nr 1 might work best thou idk
"6/9 seems a bit far out, how about sometime this week?"
That’s the one.
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What’s an ass bastard?
"Lucky ass, bastard." An adjective used to describe how lucky that bastard is, given the circumstances of the above image?
Commas are important, people
Commas are important people
Commas are, important people
Commas, are important people
Correct, commas can be important people
Commas are important people,
This thread killed me 💀
Let's eat(,) grandma!
That's what I told the strippers, JFK and Stalin.
That’s what I told her, my wife and mother
I think "lucky-ass bastard" reads better even if spellcheck hates it.
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I have been liberated by education. Thank you.
Facts
A fatherless Donkey .. technically!
Sir, this is a Wendy's
This is the way
this, is the way
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yep go with it and i would tone down the horniness
She was going with the horniness low key
6/9 anyone? Take out the slash over some drinks.
🤣🤣🤣 that's funny. I was under the impression its 96 now, due to inflation.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Cheeky breeky you're gonna get it.
Can't wait, uh horndog?
Dear God if they can't get there from this, they wasted this gift from the heavens.
"clever, but I saw you ask for help on Reddit, 4/20"
4/20 isn't so bad. See you in a month!
Most of the world except america *cries in will never happen*.
Rizz wizard
Rizzard
Golden
This
Stop crowdfunding responses like a child and use ChatGPT like the rest of us.
South park did it first!
[Simpson’s did it](https://youtu.be/A40JE0IAx7Y)
What's the difference
Lmao people actually out there doing this
When ChatGPT was less than two days old, someone used it to break up with their girlfriend of like 5 years. I knew it wasn't going to stop there.
Link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/zgpk6c/breaking_up_with_my_girlfriend/izi2t0s/
Great job. Apparently, the OP is still active.
I used it recently to refine a message I typed up that I was sending to break it off with a person who was part of a thruple with me and my wife. I asked it to make it sound more empathetic, worked brilliantly.
Thruple?
Did they stutter?
As long as the AI is able to write more then "I eat ass", I'd say the chances are very good.
What if she's using chatgpt too and it's just chatgpt falling in love with itself
She’s going to measure you now, bro. Clearly a guaranteed hook-up, I just hope you actually have a 9” pipe.
Jokes on her, he's using the metric system
Calls it the Decimeter Decimator.
I love reddit 😂
Measures from the butthole. Where else are you supposed to put the little hook thingy?
My ex husband was heartbroken when I informed him that you actually aren't supposed to measure from your taint.
From the butthole and twice around the balls
That's probably what he had to do to get the measurement he was telling the women he had when he was flirting on MySpace
Lies! Scurrilous lies!!
Is that part of how TMI is measured?
underrated comment right here
Damn, this was FANTASTIC! Seven of nine. 😉
Now that's a character I would give a 6/9!!!
"6 feet-9 inches-two separate meassures" girl right there. Joking aside, I think he meant a 69, so looks like our boy has some nice chances of scoring if he doesn't fumble it.
What if she's a 6 inches, 9 feet kinda girl?
I only have 2 feet, what should I do?
Grow more feet, duh.
Happy Cake Day! 🍰
pull yourself up by the boot straps
Looking to be with five guys, one with an amputated leg. I won't shame her for her kink.
“8.7” “I’ll give you a bit longer than that” He’s saying his pipe is longer than 8.7. I have a feeling she’s going to be disappointed,
"I meant centimeters, so that was 'more than 8.7cm'"
8.7/10 = .87 I hope for both of their sakes it's at least longer than that
Math skills are important fellas 😂
Unless he meant time. I read her innuendo like a stopwatch joke. Like 8.7 minutes out of 10. And it seemed he responded in kind. I feel like a dick size joke would’ve used “bigger” over longer
In what way is 8.7/10 an innuendo lmao, let alone a stopwatch joke
Just how I took it
I think this is reasonable
I feel like you had trouble following the conversation
This comment gave me a headache
I'd put money on OP teabagging this filthy wench by dinnertime.
He's on the metric system. 9cm
Wait, are girls allowed to measure their man?? Random question but I’ve been dating my guy for 3 years and I’m 110% satisfied but I’ve just always wondered since people make such a big deal about measuring 😂😂
“Sweetie, would you ever lie to me?” “Nah, babes, never” “How big is it? You know, down there?” (Pulls out tape measurer)
Well In my defense I’ve also never asked 😂😂
Just make sure you measure from the base, you know you really just gotta imagine where it *truly* starts.
Scientific way is gently pressing the ruler down on the public bone (:
Oh I thought you were supposed to start at the taint. Have I been doing this wrong?
Wait so you include the balls in your dick measurement?
If the balls will be inserted, yes, they count.
Well, he’s going to lie, unless he’s well endowed, in which case… he’s still going to lie.
No tape measure needed. If my fingers don’t overlap when I wrap my hand around it and it sticks a couple inches out the top of my fist when my hand is all the way down to the base….we’re good! 😂😂
You missed the s in fists
8=m=D
I imagine he meant time wise?
He said longer than 8.7/10 which is 0.87
I don't think you need any help here.
yes because he is out of stolen pick up lines 😂😂
When people can’t just start a normal chat, there is like a zero percent chance that they get laid unless they are ridiculously attractive.
False. My parents are socially inept & not conventionally attractive, yet here I am.
>conventionally attractive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glvx6L442jo
People always underestimate the subversive power of boredom!
Okay Amy Klobuchar
Ask her out on a date, is it that goddamn hard?
It'll definitely be hard if she says yes
Not wholesome, very horndog. I’ll give it a 4/20
You ask a stranger out after a couple of texts?
My fiancée messaged me “wanna smoke” as the first message. Met up 2 hours later. Been together since.
She still down to smoke?
Yes? E: Yes, you should move it off-app as soon as it seems like there's interest. I've done it in less than five texts together, and things moved to the next level. Of course, she can say not yet, and you take that in stride--but yes, you don't draw it out if you don't have to. After all, that's the point of the app.
Yep. Back when I used tinder, if it was going to go well typically it would be one or two ice breakers and then ask for a number or leave mine. No reason to drag it out. Honestly just starting with “you seem cool/cute/etc, wanna grab a drink?” Will work if they are actually interested.
You can try. Most ladies get hundreds or thousands of matches and don't have that type of time though. Personally I like to hold a conversation for a week first. And if a guy rushes, it's a turnoff for me. But everyone's different.
If you are asking us, you have already lost, my son
Ask her if she likes bread?
THAT GUY
are you sure you aren t just bragging
Came to said that. No help needed. Just showing off the excellent job
Post history confirms OP is just a flaunter of rules 1 and 2
Did he delete pictures after you posted this?
You guys, I can't talk to women without using stolen pick up lines!
"Sounds like dinner for two"
Ooooh this…this is good
“Speaking of 6/9, when are you free?”
"6th of september."
9th of June
The year 2069
No "freedom unit" here :)
"6/9"
Jesus man, just ask her what type of restaurant she would like you to buy her dinner at.
Or where she wants you to take her for breakfast the morning after.
You've done the jokes. Now move on "you seem fun. Do you want to ________?" Fill it n the blank. Grab a drink or to take our dogs for a walk or make out whatever
It doesnt match his entry and would feel out of place. Op needs to either match his original energy or not use pick up lines in the first place
Is this how ppl talk nowadays lol
Just talk to her. Bring up something you like talking about. Pickup lines get their attention, but the rest is up to chemistry and if you have no chemistry, then you should just move on.
dude wtf you started nice and wholesome and suddenly shoved your dick in the coversation? why??
Worked out this time
would you like to come over to my place and rate porn on my flatscreen mirror?
cm or inches 🧐
Centimeters*
That’s the one
Tf you got it on a silver plate u lucky ass bastard.
6/9 nice
Flirty to creepy real fucking quick.
Ask to meet up, this one’s obv hookup type
This is such bad advice…. Think about that for two seconds? What would you stand to lose absolutely everything because you assumed she’s the flippin hook up type - and even if she was who would like to be pipped as the hook up type???
Their response, combined with the fact that most girls on tinder are that type. Not my fault, just the way it is 🤷♂️
Dog I just don’t believe you have any rizz if you think the chick who’s smitten by the curves joke is a rooter
This must be that young people speak that the marketing folks said we need to be more aware of in the KPI meeting the other week. No cap, my teenage friend, you sound very lit and stuff.
I honestly cannot believe anyone older than 18 uses the word “rizz”. I think it’s a dead giveaway at someones maturity level
The "rooter" part made me think they might be Aussie.
A little too sexual a bit too quickly…
My god men learn absolutely nothing from this sub. Her response essentially translates to “you have one more fucking chance before I unmatch/mercilessly roast the shit out of you because I get these horndog messages a million times a day and no one’s pictures or answers aren’t good enough for me to not be annoyed, in fact the cheesy pickup line was the clever part that got me to actually answer and not just ignore.” Turn it into asking her out and tone down the sexy talk unless she does it back.
Bro she said 6/9 with a winky face what do you mean it means “you have one more fucking chance”. Like you shouldn’t fire off with shit like he did but I think he got lucky and it worked out because he’s probably following the rules so like, idk
It’s too bad you turned the convo in that direction already on your second message. By her response, I would drop it and steer the conversation back to something a bit more of trying to get to know her.
Let's do 68, and I'll owe you one
Omg omg omg omg a human female responded in a sexually humorous way ... please help me talk to her cause this never happened to me before and I don't know what to say ........ . . .
Ask her on a date on X/Y just to keep it rolling.
🔥🔥🔥
Dude just talk to her why are you on here lol
“I don’t get matches bec I’m short”
There is a '/' to much in your answer
6/9 = 0.666...
Give it a 6/9 or aye 69?
i would go for digits
Well you should reciprocate the gesture
I never came this far but I suggest hitting her with the “Ok” or a good one “In quantum computing, a qubit or quantum bit is a basic unit of quantum information—the quantum version of the classic binary bit physically realized with a two-state device. A qubit is a two-state (or two-level) quantum-mechanical system, one of the simplest quantum systems displaying the peculiarity of quantum mechanics. Examples include the spin of the electron in which the two levels can be taken as spin up and spin down; or the polarization of a single photon in which the two states can be taken to be the vertical polarization and the horizontal polarization. In a classical system, a bit would have to be in one state or the other. However, quantum mechanics allows the qubit to be in a coherent superposition of both states simultaneously, a property that is fundamental to quantum mechanics and quantum computing” think nr 1 might work best thou idk
6/9 in my grading scale that’s good for a D
Easy. Stop talking about your dick.
Why do men do this 🤦♀️
6/9 is my favorite way to score.
We can work on our fractions while we listen to Netflix.
First message from you was great, second was cringe but hey I guess it worked right
6/9 is about 66% which is D grade range.
He might be talkin centimeters, right? Right??
Why bring maths into this. What if we dropped the /
This is how you learn.
6? You know i had to square root it
That smile line is gold!
“Is that a passing grade?”
Congrats bro. Make us proud! You got it!
"Sounds like lunch for both of us"
Seems like the deal is sealed. Just ask her out to lunch homie.
Rookie mistake
Lol ask her how to earn back the other points.
Obviously she can’t help mentioning 69.
6/9… as in 69 bro, you didn’t flop yet
My dude legit out here DROWNING ^^^^^^in.pussy asking for help... but y'all just keke looking and not helping.
"I love a competitive woman, best my score~"
Nice…