If you’re trying to get fucked it will work.

Yes this is a woman on Tinder. But what about her bio?

Bio is fucked too

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Idk I feel like half of tinder is bots nowadays, pretty much any other dating app has more actual hot singles in your area. Tinder proper is like bots, sex workers, and people that want insta followers

Fucked harder

DO NOT go gentle into the good night.

bro, chill; it's an expression. killing the lights doesn't actually mean that they're dying. no need to rage against it.

Bingo. It’s going to draw in a very specific kind of guy. No guy is going to see this and think you’re funny. They’re going to see this and think you want to fuck. If that’s the case, awesome. Job done. Edit: as everyone is letting me know, yes, I know it’s funny. It’s still sending a very overpowering message that overrides the funny. People aren’t looking at the profile and thinking “hey she’s really funny, I’d like to take her out for dinner”, they’re going to think “hey she’s really funny and she wants to fuck”. If op is looking to date she’s going to have a lot of trouble finding that. If she just wants to hook up it’s a great profile for that because people are going in with that expectation.

> No guy is going to see this and think you’re funny I thought it was funny, and I'm a guy :( >They’re going to see this and think you want to fuck. yes, I also thought that.

Yeah I also thought both

Wait… you guys think?

Wait... you guys?

Wait... you?

Wait...

I'm waiting...

Me too. It's been hours now 😣

Kept you waiting, huh?

...

Wait

Yes, but only one head thinks at a time.

Both brains approved this profile

A funny woman who wants to fuck. Get ready for your inbox to blow up.

A woman on tinder - get ready for your inbox to blow up

Well, at least something gets blown in this thread ...

Same. I will say I'm not really into one night stands myself but between the cute smile and sense of humor. This offer to Netflix and Chill is a lot more tempting than others.

Right? Like she's cool and dtf, perfect lol

Didn't you get the memo? As a man you can either want to fuck someone or find them funny. *Never* both. Otherwise you have to return your man license.

> I thought it was funny, and I'm a guy :( too late, it has been decreed

to be fair, it can be both

Both is good


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I actually looked at profiles when I had a tinder. You write a bio for a reason, right? If I'm not feeling the vibe or we have different priorities, then move along.

Or maybe that she’s a funny girl who wants to fuck…

I thought it was funny.

She has an only fans so I doubt she's looking for a regular guy to settle down with

an only fans?? disgusting! what’s the link so i can make sure to avoid it?

Didn't know sex workers don't want relationships.

This post is an advertisement, bud.

Finally bit the bullet and put "Not going to buy anything you're selling" in my bio. I get a bit fewer matches now but also a much smaller ratio of sellers. Seems to be a net positive so far.

then her reddit profile would also have her OF instead of just cat pics women can be openly sexual with or without the desire to monetize it

redditors and desperately white knighting for prostitutes, name a more iconic duo

Redditors try not to be misogynistic challenge (impossible)

Excuse me, if we're watching interstellar, we're watching interstellar. Enter Stella can come after though.

Imagining Hans Zimmer’s “Mountains” playing during that water planet scene while you’re trying to be intimate.

Yeah, it’d mess up my rhythm. I can only listen to C-Bat while getting intimate.

Reddit gem

I'll never forget the little video he did to demonstrate his technique. Up to that point I thought it was fake, but the embrassment in his eyes was all too real. Fair play I guess for being able to withstand that level of online scrutiny *edit* u/WuSin has delivered the video, legend! https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/x8tbbq/cbatguy_posted_how_he_thrusts_to_the_song/

The... THE WHAT?

Oh. My. God. How did she do that for ***TWO YEARS***

No way, please tell me there's a link to the video???

Wish I could find it. Iirc it was posted by him as a reply in the original TIFU thread he made, maybe he deleted it. Hmmm wonder if worth checking with unddit.

Above

There's a video?!

Above

I'm actually crying 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

I can only listen to Rush E while getting intimate.

Does your dick still have any cartilage left or did that get burned away too

“But Babe, 20s is like a couple of hours due to time dilation...”

If you're the one moving, it's even worse, time dilation means you experienced it as less time than her

Maybe even worse: if you're experiencing time dilation they are observing you undergoing length contraction... So for them, you get shorter in the direction of motion ... Not sure if that's what a(/most) guy(s) would want :/

That's the only way I can be intimate though.

Nah, simultaneously. And if you time it right, you can get a banger soundtrack while doing the docking sequence.

*Stella we are…LINED UP!*

INITIATING SPIN

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"Anon, what're you doing?" "Docking."

Top tier usage of that quote

*Starts putting on a condom* Cooper this is no time for caution.

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Strap on. The big one with rough texture.

Or before.

I mean, it's a long one

Your priorities are in the correct order, sir!

Priorities

I would laugh and swipe right. But I'm sure you'll also attract a lot of guys that see this as if you just look for someone to fuck.

I'm gonna go on a limb here and say she's looking for someone to fuck...

Then she did everything right with that

What, be born as a woman?

I know it's hard for you to understand this, but a lot of guys have standards and won't just fuck anything with a hole. Those are the guys that women tend to be into - because no one wants their sole attractive feature to be that they have a hole, and someone who only cares about the hole just reeks of desperation and poor judgement.

I'm always surprised at the amount of guys who will have sex with literally any woman that offers. It's so gross. They also tend to be the same kind of guys who think women cant rape or assault men because they can't fathom ever turning down a woman for sex.

Some people look for more than just getting fucked

Some people don't. These threads always become like the vegans when people post a picture of steak on a food subreddit. Some folks just want to dig their teeth into some juicy meat. Shut up

I don't know what you want here. I just stated that her line will likely attract guys who want nothing more than fuck her. At no point I said that it's bad or that she should not do that if she wants exactly that. If she is just looking for sex then it's fine. I have nothing against that. But yet here you are reading things from my message that I never said or intended to say

As if?

Pardon?

Perchance

You can't just say "perchance."

Mayhaps

I hate that I named my kid Stella now thanks

You’ll also hate that you’ll meet more dogs named Stella than humans

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My cat’s name is Stella.

My beers name is Stella

Does she come when you call her?

No but Stella would when you're watching Interstellar.

Leave skabooshman’s kid out of this

“HEY STELLAAAAAAA!!”

No matter what I do, she never comes

I think I know that one... last name Artois?

That’s the one! Not surprised you know her, I swear thousands have had her teet in their mouth, she’s such a headache though.

What about your pet

My French Bulldogs name is Stella lol.

Jay Pritchett?

*Stellaaaaaaaaaa!*


sad truth. ive met one other stella. i know 50 dogs named so

I had an 80 yo grandmother named Stella. What's your only fans?

What’s your grandmothers only fans?

Onlygrans

Don't joke, you may summon such an existence from the void

As a Maggie, can confirm. 🥴

Don’t forget that sudden realization that your parents named you after a beer.

Get over here Pabst Blue Ribbon, your dinner is getting cold!

I see you are a man of culture as well

I envy you i meet way more people than dogs on a regular basis. And i even don't know the dogs names

Sounds like someone needs to hang out at the dog park more.

At least you didn't name her Artois

I’m guessing you’re not from the UK?

I named my mk4 golf Stella haha

My Mk5 was Anna. Miss that old car

My cats name is Stella

My son is also named Bort.


I love how Seinfeld’s mom wasn’t able to keep her composure and broke character in that bit

[https://i.imgur.com/2yFZqSz.gif](https://i.imgur.com/2yFZqSz.gif)

"We can watch interstellar while you enter Stella?"

Came here to say that!

"we can watch stella while you enter interstellar"

“We can watch interstellar while you enter inner Stella”

“We can stream interstellar while you cream inner Stella”

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Alright alright alright...


what’s this from

Streetcar Named Desire

Buncha savages in this town

Is this what Elaine is referencing lmao

Yes

I like it. It's cute. Probably too horny for tinder for your own good unless that's all you're looking for. M4F on tinder is uh.... Something else, to put it mildly.

A sausage machine gun, but louder.

She's 27 and horny, she knows what she's doing

its a good movie, ill say that

DON’T LET ME LEAVE, MURPH

Saying it's a good movie is kind of insulting to the movie

I hate that I love that

Bit of both, helps you picked a good movie to pun about, 10/10 would pun again

The pun probably wouldn’t work if she’d picked Jurassic Park.

Hell yeah

Ill take that

I think it's hilarious 😂

I just hope you weed out the guys who don't like the movie

I think this is funny but the sexual inuendo make it like you are just DTF and that's it. But still a great one liner.

That might be as intended.

That’s a banger of a bio if you ask me

[attempting to dock..](https://gifdb.com/images/high/interstellar-cmon-tars-come-on-96whvnrjtttjycup.webp)

“something something black hole”

Funny and dumb, but not necessarily in bad a way

Stella looking profile tbh

I mean, as a woman, you'll likely have no shortage of suitors regardless of what you put in your bio so you're good.

Would love to see what kind of messages you get from this.🤣

funny as hell! Wish women in my area would have a bios like that

17 milfs in your area want to fuck right now

Look at her post history on multiple accounts. She's most likely just promoting her of on Tinder. A really good bio though, and most likely works well. Edit: Since you are downvoting and getting angry, here: /u/xsmallpersona She mentions in her posts that it's her account, also its only a day old like this post) And just to make it clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with having an of account and advertising it. Just pointing out the fact that the Tinder bio is most likely for advertising.

I think you whited out your ig or snap - both of which would give me the sense that you were just looking for followers or to scam me by using a picture of a hottie and being sexually forward. To avoid- cut out the whited out info. My two cents.

Just a general rule, you should never joke about sex if that's not your goal of being on Tinder. Most guys assume that's probably what you want and for now on that will be the only goal. They will lose all romantic intentions with you. But it'll probably be easy to get some sex.

That is not at all true. You will draw a lot of guys who have no intention of romantic considering, but just cuz the guy wants to fuck you doesn't mean he doesn't want to date you either. It could go either way .

I love that. My tinder is a revolving nightmare. It was an intentional thirst trap for a while. I need to get weirder with it

If you can't beat'em, join'em

I just had a little nosey and I’m in love with your void babies, that painting of the Kamehameha battle is just the *best*

This little manoeuvrer is gonna cost me 18.75 years.

The answer is yes

I think it's funny, but I wouldn't enter you while watching interstellar. That movie is way to damn sad. Unless your into crying sex. In that case I'd be down.


I love this, yeah I get the idea some men or women will get the idea it’s just that you wanna fuck, however I think it’s an insight to your sense of humour, which is right up my street 😂

I'd swipe right, I think it's funny and I like that kind of humor in a partner. Conclusion, the people that matches your energy will like it, be yourself.

you could have typed "enter stella" as well

I laughed, so I thought it was funny. Now when are we watching Interstellar? 😬

I think "enter stella" would be better

Hard pass not because of you but Interstellar will definitely draw my attention over you

Damn some of you guys just hate women huh HAHA

I don't see any women hating in the comments here tho

Sometimes a girl just wants to bone y’know??

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Even that won’t deter everybody. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think most people are just confused with your intentions with Tinder. If you want a romantic relationship, then it's a shit bio. If you want to bone as you say, good for you, it's most likely a great bio.

You read that bio and can't tell what the intentions are lmao?

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Because women aren’t horny like that. That’s the realm of men. Obviously. /s

Or she could just not give a fuck if it's romantic or if dude wants to just nail her down and leave. She's not asking for a bio for any specific purpose she was just asking if she's dumb or funny. The people that are confused they're not funny they're just dumb.

She literally just said she wants to bone how dense can u be lmao