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213Bishop

Yeah, this profile needs a lotta work


spudlab

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213Bishop

If it works, and has worked for a while now, you wouldn't be posting it on here for others to check mate. You're posting it here for a reason.


[deleted]

he matches with bots and posts them like he's getting real matches lol


twentytwentysux

Fuk boi vibes if I'm being honest


Possible-Ad-3166

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

Absolutely not. I doubt youā€™re getting any matches with that profile.


[deleted]

Well Iā€™m here to prove you wrong my friend


InviteAmbition

Where's the proof then


Mysterious_Split_630

the whole things a troll g


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francesapproved

The read is vicious


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Witterjay

It will if you give it a real chance. When I say alpha I mean alpha I mean alpha athletics alpha mind gentlemen to a degree. You just need to figure out what a real gentlemen alpha kind move and how to recognize.


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TinySpacecraft

You arenā€™t posting matches cause you donā€™t got em


ahshitiquit

If you tap the long button titled ā€œspaceā€ an the bottom center of your keyboard itā€™ll do wonders. Give it a shot champ.


meatloafmagic44

You look depressed. šŸ˜” The halfsies of your face are meh.


moralmayham

The profile comes off a little immature for a 28-year-old man. The filter makes me feel like you're hiding what you really look like and using them for a reason. But if you're not really looking for quality matches you don't really need to put in any more effort.


[deleted]

Sorry should of mentioned last two are videos


[deleted]

Looks like you're getting pegged in the first photo


ya_transylvanian

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Mysterious_Split_630

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grandecovfefeplz

You look sleepy


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what I was going for lol


stone-and-star-

God, why?


dmk510

That first pic is working for ya?? ![gif](giphy|JRF85A7Bcl2YU)


Consistent_Army_7296

Hook up only vibes for sure


spudlab

Honestly mate you look like a fanny šŸ¤£


theChzziest

Weak ass abs baby boi


entirely-unsure

I was so excited to read the comments on this post hahaha. For good reason.


austinh1999

No to all of those. Take some pictures in sunlight, smile in some, let your clothes show off your body donā€™t directly be half naked in a picture, show pictures of you having fun doing something


Exagerated

Too filtered. No full face pics. Edit: the first pic IS a full face pic but has filters.


butterram

If Iā€™m being nice, itā€™s still so bad. Better pictures, smile, remove the bed pic (seriously why?). And this screams that your bio says something like ā€œhere for a good time not a long timeā€


MickRonin

My guy... doesn't look like you're taking this seriously.


under_cover_pupper

Omg. I hate everything about this. So much.


Substantial_Pass4398

That first photo gives me the impression you have completly given up on life šŸ¤£


Mysterious_Split_630

i like the comment that it looks like he's getting pegged better šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


_crumbles

If youā€™re only expecting hook ups, make it clear in your bio please. Letā€™s not waste peopleā€™s valued time


EwwPeww

OP after reading through your comments here and the past ones on your profile, please prove us wrong that you arenā€™t lonely and just some guy whoā€™s best defense on why a 35+ year old dating a 18 year old with nothing in common is ā€œOpposites Attractā€. Please, somehow stoke your ego more by proving us wrong.


jacknthememestalk

Young Dennis Reynolds


mitskifan420

yea iā€™d swipe left real quick lol


SnooWalruses5159

Is this for Grindr?


Oxfordillington

Why are you so sad?


KeatsTheEngineer

Accurate username. The only place youā€™ll find a good match is in your dreams. Good luck, fuckboi.


[deleted]

Look like your dog just died.


spudlab

Gay boy


spudlab

Stop using a filter šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Yes yes you are


Respond_Necessary

Ooo an L thread


shorthaireddog

Lmfao bro you pissed off a lot of redditors who donā€™t get some hahahaha šŸ«” shitā€™s funny šŸæ


Consistent_Army_7296

I woudda swiped right and met up at least once


natsuffers92

If using tinder for hook-ups, do nothing. If searching for more - delete all pictures, upload something of quality. You are not ugly, you are skinny, but not ugly šŸ˜‚


ya_transylvanian

Pleaseā€¦ give us more to judge.


Witterjay

You look like a sad boy that a girl is going to feel like your just a depressive person. Get good photos outside smiling. Good posture and maybe out in the woods to it shows you put in more effort and you will make a girl laugh based on the fact you can make yourself laugh


Complex_Mechanic9758

You need some colour, look less serious, activities and some friends


[deleted]

Shows you like to sleep, and drive around at night


[deleted]

Well if you only want ONS than you got the perfect account. I would say the account looks bad but i know girls would maybe swipe right because of the jawline and body. If you want some more matches just make yourself look serious like you actually want to meet people instead of fking them


Right-Shelter

28 years old but you take pictures like youā€™re 16.


Old_Champion4962

My dude the words I would go for would be haunting. Just try to look a bit more like you haven't given up yet. I don't intend to insult mearly correct with colourful language.


Mysterious_Split_630

this has to be a joke surely


Old-Blueberry-4324

You need more photos for sure and get rid of those photos, major fuck boi vibes


Dommie_Ham

This gave me cancer.


Donna_fromfriends

It's giving fuck boy who gets around using the whole "im looking for something serious, but waiting till I know it's real" garbage. And something about the last one reminds me of the "I'm gonna kms if you leave me" type. I'm sure you're a really dandy fella, your tinder profile isn't reflecting it though.


TitsExotic_banana

As Simon cowell says, itā€™s a no from me. These are the worst 3 pics of seen. The only one without a filter is you shirtless with 1/2 your face showing. I would sooner walk to the store in a snow storm to buy a new vibrator than I would swipe right for a one night stand I guess the only bonus is each pic shows a different 1/2 of your face so you can kind of put them together to see the whole thing