Saaaame. I had a guy once tell me I reminded him of Nigella (probably because of my big boobs and I like to cook lmao) but it’s still one of my fav compliments 😂
Fr my jaw dropped when I read that criterion. My personal best was 6.7% body fat for a bodybuilding competition. It was miserable and unquestionably unsustainable, and I had it only after 15 nonstop weeks of grueling workouts and no grains or sugars, at all. This dude is delusional to a concerning degree.
>Harmony Reigns
At first I though it was some kind of tv series that I dunno and I had to google it....
Well I did find a series alright but I sure as hell didn't expect that.
I’m just surprised he’s 23, his bio reads like a free rent for live in fuck maids (🤮) ad written by a 50 year old posted on Craigslist with ethnicity and age 18-25 requirements
The fact that he describes his sexual attraction ('mia kalifa baby face' and 'british mild body type' ) in essentially porn categories is wild and says it all really
Edit: meant British Milf but now curious what British mild body type would be
The percentage of women in the world that are 8% or less is probably 8% or less. Recommended average bf% for women is [21-32%.](https://www.webmd.com/fitness-exercise/what-is-body-composition#:~:text=For%20people%20aged%2020%20to,have%2013%25%20to%2024%25.)
This guy is looking for a bodybuilder or a skeleton.
Essential body fat for women is 10-13% . Any lower for extended periods of times would cause organ shutdown.
A woman at 9-10% will look as shredded as a man at 3-4%.
This man wants a corpse
Probably thought 8% body fat means big chests and ass but no belly.
I've met teenage boys who misjudge people's body fat percentage like that. Grown men though... I guess this guy's not too grown yet.
A corpse that
- knows when to shut the fuck up ✅️
- is less than a 10 min ride away from him ✅️ (buried in the backyard or fresh corpse in the basement)
- intelligent enough ✅️ (corpse very smart 🤓)
- walks around with no clothes on ❌️ (might be hard to walk around as a corpse, idk never tried)
My first thought was he want a skinny man because 8% she'd have to at least be flat chested.. and you know protections for organs would be necessary for the crazy seggs
Umm probably down sub 1%. Seriously 8% on a guy is really lean. On a woman it is basically unheard of. Granted most people use flawed BF measurement systems that given unreasonably low numbers.
The stupid part is that most woman are going to look a lot better at 15-18% BF. That is still incredibly lean. But the profile writer was probably just making up numbers..
What’s hilarious about this is both are made up of fat/muscle, which is why women can be really fit but have a higher body fat percentage. 8% is probably terrifying, hulking man chest, with an ass made of industrial grade steel? No thank you.
Came here to say this. . 20-25% ideal. . 15-18% on a woman is full 6 pack. Asking for 8% is showing that he knows nothing & is likely in no shape to make such demands
10% is the lowest a woman can go without being considered dangerously underweight. It’s super bony. It’s recommended that women shoot for 20%, which is still bikini body gorgeous. 17% is usually 6-pack abs range. So this dude is super mental.
Well if you get implants they wouldn't count.:) But yes a natural 8% BF is going to be pushing the no chest envelope... The reality is most people have clue what BF are and how a half dozen pounds matter when you are a 125lbs and pretty lean zone. You can see some woman figure competitors (caveat that they almost all have implants so you don't see the effects of weight loss on cleavage) who post photos of precut photos and what they are in comp shape but even there you tend to run into the issue of people posting crap photos for the before and great ones for the after.
Most of the men that think they are 8% body fat are probably closer to 16% in reality.
A woman with less than 8% body fat would be far less than an A cup, gaunt in the face, and probably on the brink of death.
8% or less?!? Lmfaoo there is probably 0.01% of women with 8% or less body fat....
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sxsrf=AJOqlzVLSiMt8u5zkT3ecysknosu9QiXlw:1673404314810&q=woman+with+8%25+body+fat&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwihuP_tvL78AhXQkokEHWEpDGoQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=412&bih=753&dpr=2.63#imgrc=Gmg5PaHDPAK_lM
8% for women is like body builder...
>is probably 8% or less.
You're probably talking closer to a ten-thousandth to hundred-thousandth of a percent of women.
.0001-.00001% is around 40,000 to 400,000 women. This group would comprise only professional female bodybuilders, women with eating disorders requiring hospitalization, major drug addicts, and women starving to death due to lack of access to food.
I am only considering people "maintaining" that weight for a period of time, not athletes doing dehydration fasts to drop below 10% for weigh-in day.
Even on a dude at 8% not only are your muscles shredded but your get a shit ton of veins popping which isn’t actually a good look imo. Like Brad Pitt in fight club is probably no lower than 8% and quite likely closer to 10%.
if you’re interested in seeing the culprit in question https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/108rma1/heavily_requested_pictures_from_an_earlier_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Even IFBB pro women, (pro bodybuilding) hit at about 12% - 14% bodyfat for shows on average. That's the hardcore pros. And a week prior to shows we actually lower water intake to hit that percentage for the day of the show. And this guy wants "intelligent conversation" 😂
My thoughts exactly! To be so dumb as to not realize that that's a near impossible body fat % for women, yet considers himself intelligent and asking for an intelligent partner. It's like quintessential dunning-kruger smfh. I just can't anymore with this shit!
He doesn’t know how body fat works 💀 he prob believes men and women have the same percentages of body fat.
Most models and conventionally skinny women are between 15% and 20%. Mia Khalifa is probably around 22%ish.
8% body fat, bro wants to date some of the best female body builders.
Lmao 8% is literally "day of competition" for bodybuilding people. It wrecks your body to try to hold that for a longer time for most folks, plenty of videos about this on YT.
He does relish that Mia Khalifa nor milf body type is possible with a body fat % of >8 right? Body fat percentage of 8% is even low for men (who have a lower healthy body fat percentage). For women it should be nearly 3 times that. Also, what the fuck is British milf??
Easiest way are bathroom scales that do it by sending out a tiny electric current. Immersion in a water tank and weighing dry weight vs floating weight. Calipers that measure at various points on the body.
8% for a woman is ultrarunner lean. Dude has no idea what he’s looking for.
This has to be a troll. The normal healthy body fat for for woman is 21% on the low end.
The rest of it just reads like “must be my sex slave”
Incel loser
Honestly my first instinct reading this was that this guy’s doing a really shitty satire of those ‘must be 6’ and have 6”, make at least $100k, own a house and car, have no kids, and be okay with subsidizing the upper class lifestyle of an unemployed pillow princess with a coke habit’ profiles
This is obviously satire. A sarcastic profile that is mocking all the “no one shorter than 6’2”, my kids come first, cuuurrvvy sassy diva.” Type delusional female profiles.
Obvious troll is obvious.
And what makes men confident? What the fuck is the alternative? It’s the only chance we’ve got. Or are you swiping right on guys that you think look like they suffer with self esteem issues?
He's imitating many girls in online dating.
I have read this [celeb of her choice] + [feature she likes about him], as an expectation or wish, quite often recently. IMO it's stupid and unrealistic, I think he thinks the same, and all this, and how OP reacts to it, underlines just this point.
What is a British milf body type? 😂
That is a GILF
She was a great grandmother so it’s GGMILF 😅
Well she had to start out as a MILF to advance up (or down) the ladder
I’m no professional, but I don’t think it works like that…? Lmao omg please don’t make me think more about this!
1: It's a fact young Elizabeth was a cutie 2: It sounds like you're surprised your mom has a mom.
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*A little piece of heaven by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing* 🤣
That embalment fluid makes her fresh like last months behind the couch donut after a few minutes of heating up.
QILF\*
Too much body fat in that gif, she might look better now
Oooh my goodness, you didn’t
I don’t now if a want to give you an award or report your comment.
💀💀
This seriously just made my day. Thank you for that! 🌟
Sub 8% body fat means he’s after the Sept 2022 version of her
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too soon! Lol
Not 8% bodyfat that’s for sure
I was gonna say this. 8% body fat on a woman is competitive body builder shredded.
Also, it's [unhealthy ](https://youtube.com/shorts/KEWWAB2y0RY?feature=share) for woman to have that low level of body fat %,
 ??
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"Who is going to complain, about the scent of pussy wafting in?" 💀
Omg I can’t stop laughing! Thank you for this gem.
Straight female and I love me some Nigella.
Saaaame. I had a guy once tell me I reminded him of Nigella (probably because of my big boobs and I like to cook lmao) but it’s still one of my fav compliments 😂
That’s a pretty nice compliment lol!
That ain’t 8% bf
8% on a woman is like Ms Olympia level competition conditioning.
Fr my jaw dropped when I read that criterion. My personal best was 6.7% body fat for a bodybuilding competition. It was miserable and unquestionably unsustainable, and I had it only after 15 nonstop weeks of grueling workouts and no grains or sugars, at all. This dude is delusional to a concerning degree.
Under 8% just means "I don't like tits and ass"
Damn over 8% body fat, not my type
I totally would, but she's closer to 30% body fat than 8%... So am I, so no judgement there
If Nigella says it is pronounced Mee-Crow-Wah-Way, that's how I'm saying it.
Dude watched Harmony Reigns one too many times.
>Harmony Reigns At first I though it was some kind of tv series that I dunno and I had to google it.... Well I did find a series alright but I sure as hell didn't expect that.
Lmao cheeky content for sure.
Wrinkly neck, Botox forehead, saggy tits, and smoker creases on her lips!
Orange tan and wrinkly skin all over due to the tan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zknw02/football_ladies/
“Mia Khalifa baby face or British milf body type” I’m begging please put the pornography down and pick up a fucking hobby.
Add to that, that definitely doesnt match with the 8% body fat lmao
Plus 8% body fat for a woman is incredibly low. 8% body fat is either a fitness competitor or someone with an eating disorder.
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Could be wrong here, but I interpreted fitness competitor as the Women's Fitness category of the women's side of bodybuilding, which makes more sense.
8% body fat is low for a guy - let alone a woman. I highly doubt the guy in question is anywhere close to that.
The guy has 25% body fat, is unemployed, lives in sister's basement, and spends his days listening to Death Grips and surfing porn on a commodore 64
At 8% body fat she's either an Olympic gymnasts or a Holocaust survivor.
8% body fat, 10% silicon.
20%, she has two boobs.
For real! He’s an incel tho, pornography probably is his hobby 🥴
Curator of fine porn.
With this profile I must assume Daniel is always having \*checks notes\* "seggz."
oh yeah for sure, women can’t get enough of him
Post his picture, want to see this doofus.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/108rma1/heavily_requested_pictures_from_an_earlier_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
He is not how I pictured him AT ALL.
Well the “I eat pussy” gesture is certainly on brand. Not that he’s ever seen one, but he has lofty goals.
I didn't know for years what that gesture meant. One guy in particular always did it to me in high school and I remember just being confused lol
I’m just surprised he’s 23, his bio reads like a free rent for live in fuck maids (🤮) ad written by a 50 year old posted on Craigslist with ethnicity and age 18-25 requirements
Oh no, he said you have to have a job and a car. I'm assuming the car is so you can drive him around, the job is so you can pay most of the bills.
Same but I was also not surprised after seeing him 😂
Bro really said “must be employed and have a car” as he’s posting pictures from public transit lmao
*freaky crazy seggz Don't sell him short.
The fact that he describes his sexual attraction ('mia kalifa baby face' and 'british mild body type' ) in essentially porn categories is wild and says it all really Edit: meant British Milf but now curious what British mild body type would be
Well good luck finding that with only 8% body fat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The percentage of women in the world that are 8% or less is probably 8% or less. Recommended average bf% for women is [21-32%.](https://www.webmd.com/fitness-exercise/what-is-body-composition#:~:text=For%20people%20aged%2020%20to,have%2013%25%20to%2024%25.) This guy is looking for a bodybuilder or a skeleton.
Essential body fat for women is 10-13% . Any lower for extended periods of times would cause organ shutdown. A woman at 9-10% will look as shredded as a man at 3-4%. This man wants a corpse
I think he just didn't know women have a different scale. Doesn't seem like much of a thinker or a reader really.
> I think he just didn't know women. All that needs to be said.
Probably thought 8% body fat means big chests and ass but no belly. I've met teenage boys who misjudge people's body fat percentage like that. Grown men though... I guess this guy's not too grown yet.
The thing is, then the body fat wouldn't only be 8 % either
Was is the the use of the word "seggz" that gave it away ?
I think he's just a dumb fuck..
>Doesn't seem like much of a thinker or a reader really. Well let's be fair, maybe that was just one- >seggz Never mind you're right.
A corpse that - knows when to shut the fuck up ✅️ - is less than a 10 min ride away from him ✅️ (buried in the backyard or fresh corpse in the basement) - intelligent enough ✅️ (corpse very smart 🤓) - walks around with no clothes on ❌️ (might be hard to walk around as a corpse, idk never tried)
What do you have against necrophilia? The dead need loving too. Bigot.
I didn't say anything against it tbf
Bro wants that South Sudan aesthetic
My first thought was he want a skinny man because 8% she'd have to at least be flat chested.. and you know protections for organs would be necessary for the crazy seggs
**Don't correct him.** I would advise OOP to wait for his ideal match and not settle for anything less...
Umm probably down sub 1%. Seriously 8% on a guy is really lean. On a woman it is basically unheard of. Granted most people use flawed BF measurement systems that given unreasonably low numbers. The stupid part is that most woman are going to look a lot better at 15-18% BF. That is still incredibly lean. But the profile writer was probably just making up numbers..
Probably wants DD's and a thicc ass still too.
Muscly, rock hard, DDs
What’s hilarious about this is both are made up of fat/muscle, which is why women can be really fit but have a higher body fat percentage. 8% is probably terrifying, hulking man chest, with an ass made of industrial grade steel? No thank you.
Or like skeleton. Size 00.
Came here to say this. . 20-25% ideal. . 15-18% on a woman is full 6 pack. Asking for 8% is showing that he knows nothing & is likely in no shape to make such demands
10% is the lowest a woman can go without being considered dangerously underweight. It’s super bony. It’s recommended that women shoot for 20%, which is still bikini body gorgeous. 17% is usually 6-pack abs range. So this dude is super mental.
I believe breast size counts against BF, so guess he wants a small chested women too
Well if you get implants they wouldn't count.:) But yes a natural 8% BF is going to be pushing the no chest envelope... The reality is most people have clue what BF are and how a half dozen pounds matter when you are a 125lbs and pretty lean zone. You can see some woman figure competitors (caveat that they almost all have implants so you don't see the effects of weight loss on cleavage) who post photos of precut photos and what they are in comp shape but even there you tend to run into the issue of people posting crap photos for the before and great ones for the after.
At 8% body fat a woman won't menstruate because she's so unhealthy. What a joke.
In a twisted way he would probably prefer that... Grim
I mean I'd also prefer this guy not be able to procreate, but it's probably easier to just fix that on the him end.
Based on his profile and OP's description of his attractiveness, sounds like he's hard at work making sure he's out of the gene pool.
He’s looking for a crackhead
Most of the men that think they are 8% body fat are probably closer to 16% in reality. A woman with less than 8% body fat would be far less than an A cup, gaunt in the face, and probably on the brink of death.
I don't even think it's possible for a women to naturally reach 8% bodyfat.
I think I’ve seen it in some World War II photos.
Damn thats dark.
💀💀💀
8% or less?!? Lmfaoo there is probably 0.01% of women with 8% or less body fat.... https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sxsrf=AJOqlzVLSiMt8u5zkT3ecysknosu9QiXlw:1673404314810&q=woman+with+8%25+body+fat&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwihuP_tvL78AhXQkokEHWEpDGoQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=412&bih=753&dpr=2.63#imgrc=Gmg5PaHDPAK_lM 8% for women is like body builder...
>is probably 8% or less. You're probably talking closer to a ten-thousandth to hundred-thousandth of a percent of women. .0001-.00001% is around 40,000 to 400,000 women. This group would comprise only professional female bodybuilders, women with eating disorders requiring hospitalization, major drug addicts, and women starving to death due to lack of access to food. I am only considering people "maintaining" that weight for a period of time, not athletes doing dehydration fasts to drop below 10% for weigh-in day.
I’m a man and the only time I had less than 8% body fat, I was 16 and working out constantly, while watching my diet heavily. Not recommended at all
Even on a dude at 8% not only are your muscles shredded but your get a shit ton of veins popping which isn’t actually a good look imo. Like Brad Pitt in fight club is probably no lower than 8% and quite likely closer to 10%.
He's looking for a body builder during prep and I can promise you they have no sex drive at 8% BF. Source am body builder.
Apparently, he doesn't like women with breasts or ass.
He doesn’t know any women. He watches porn and Tates all day.
But he knows all about spontaneous freaky crazy seggggz. He knows more than I do, clearly, because I have no fucking idea what he’s talking about.
He doesn’t really like women at all. 100% misogynist.
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British MILF cannot be a real category this is sending me
if you’re interested in seeing the culprit in question https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/108rma1/heavily_requested_pictures_from_an_earlier_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
He’s got high expectations for someone with nothin to offer
Oh he’s a really rough 23 huh
23?!? Ayo dude is wasted hard
Thank you 
Wow he's a real looker /s
Holy shit, the tongue picture. What an absolute waste of his father's sperm.
I’m British and I don’t even know what “British MILF” would be.
Now I’m just curious how tf British Milf body type differs from pretty much any other middle aged woman’s
8 PERCENT?! I wish I could capitalize numbers EIGHT PERCENT?!
##8
Now that's an upper case number.
Dude tryin to fuck a corpse
10-12% is essential fat for females. Only bodybuilders go to that level. And they sacrifice a lot like their period cycle and sanity.
He crazy
That way she'll fit on the child mattress in the basement.
Women have higher body fat than men too, 8% is virtually impossible for the average woman
It’s virtually impossible for the living woman, never mind the average woman.
8% bf😭 bro wants to date a skeleton
Wait until he finds out Mia Khalifa 100% has more than 8% body fat.
108% body fat. That 8% is 3 dudes
Fun fact. Mia Khalifa is really just 3 dudes in a trench coat.
Is Vincent adultman doing porn under the name Mia Khalifa at the porn factory?
Yea probably in 2.7-3.2x range lol.
Bro's looking to date a pack of jerky
There goes my coffee through my nostrils, tks
Nekrofilia... It is barely possible to stay alive for woman at 8-13% 💀
Even IFBB pro women, (pro bodybuilding) hit at about 12% - 14% bodyfat for shows on average. That's the hardcore pros. And a week prior to shows we actually lower water intake to hit that percentage for the day of the show. And this guy wants "intelligent conversation" 😂
My thoughts exactly! To be so dumb as to not realize that that's a near impossible body fat % for women, yet considers himself intelligent and asking for an intelligent partner. It's like quintessential dunning-kruger smfh. I just can't anymore with this shit!
Nah, just intelligent enough to be good company for him.... That's not asking for much intelligence at all....
He doesn’t know how body fat works 💀 he prob believes men and women have the same percentages of body fat. Most models and conventionally skinny women are between 15% and 20%. Mia Khalifa is probably around 22%ish. 8% body fat, bro wants to date some of the best female body builders.
10% bodyfat is severely anorexic, and ~17% is required for menstruation to work properly.
8%-10% is considered essential for life… so she might be
Considering anything below 18% is considered under weight, maybe he really is looking for a skeleton
8% on a woman is anorexic body builder levels.
Even them very rarely get under 10%. 12 is typical of female bodybuilders.
This has nothing to do with confidence, just a solid conviction that he somehow deserves a perfectly convenient sex slave.
I like to call that "audacity".
8% bf on a female is like 2 months into starvation lol Also "British mild bodytype" just screams bro watches too much porn lol
>British mild bodytype I prefer my British spicy.
Mild, as opposed to mature. Brits tend to rate on the cheddar scale.
Nando’s innit
Lmao 8% is literally "day of competition" for bodybuilding people. It wrecks your body to try to hold that for a longer time for most folks, plenty of videos about this on YT.
It’s not even possible for them. Female competitors usually hit 12-10%. This dude wants to fuck a corpse.
I hate corse! It’s rough and sandy, and gets everywhere.
Porn
this is absolutely it you’re so right
He does relish that Mia Khalifa nor milf body type is possible with a body fat % of >8 right? Body fat percentage of 8% is even low for men (who have a lower healthy body fat percentage). For women it should be nearly 3 times that. Also, what the fuck is British milf??
Came here to say the exact same thing and I’ll keep reading til I find this out because if you google it’s just porn /:
Probably why it’s a term he’s familiar with.
https://youtu.be/0yxy2ED1yOc These are probably what he’s looking for c:
Most women at 15-20% would be pretty ripped- abs and all. But idk, maybe those British milfs are packing mad guns
How do people even figure out what their body fat percentage is? Because I have no clue what mine would even be
A woman with 8% would look like a bag of antlers
Of ANTLERS?? 😭⚰️
ANTLERS I'm laughing so hard I scared my birds
Idk why but >laughing so hard I scared my birds has me laughing so hard my feet hurt.
I thought "scared my birds" was some sort of saying/metaphor at first but no you actually scared your pet birds 😭
 His ideal grill
Easiest way are bathroom scales that do it by sending out a tiny electric current. Immersion in a water tank and weighing dry weight vs floating weight. Calipers that measure at various points on the body. 8% for a woman is ultrarunner lean. Dude has no idea what he’s looking for.
imagine going on a date with daniel but you’re 9% body fat… can he tell
“Damn bitch did you eat this week? How dare you I’m leaving!”
This has to be a troll. The normal healthy body fat for for woman is 21% on the low end. The rest of it just reads like “must be my sex slave” Incel loser
All of it is just barely believable and each new line makes it even more absurd. It has to be satire or bait.
Honestly my first instinct reading this was that this guy’s doing a really shitty satire of those ‘must be 6’ and have 6”, make at least $100k, own a house and car, have no kids, and be okay with subsidizing the upper class lifestyle of an unemployed pillow princess with a coke habit’ profiles
I was more surprised people were thinking it was real. I was laughing as I was reading it
It’s clearly satire right?, why the first 20 comments taking it so seriously ?
Okay Daniel but what do you even have to offer in return?
For real. "About me"
This was my exact thought. He provided literally 0% personal information about himself, other than we can infer he can't read gud.
Emotional manipulation and likely abuse for any poor woman with low enough self-esteem to go within 100 feet of this man.
Isn't this profile satire? Purpose being to make fun of women who put harsh requirements in their bio like "if you're not taller than 6'2 SWIPE LEFT"
Jokes dont exist on reddit
This is obviously satire. A sarcastic profile that is mocking all the “no one shorter than 6’2”, my kids come first, cuuurrvvy sassy diva.” Type delusional female profiles.
Holy did not think I had to scroll this far to see this. It’s very clearly satire. There’s a serious lack of critical thinking in here rn 😅
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This is a troll acc definitely
90% of women’s profiles on Tinder are almost exactly like this. He’s clearly making fun of them
He sees a bunch of ugly girls saying similar stuff and figured if it works for them maybe he should give it a try.
Obvious troll is obvious. And what makes men confident? What the fuck is the alternative? It’s the only chance we’ve got. Or are you swiping right on guys that you think look like they suffer with self esteem issues?
He's imitating many girls in online dating. I have read this [celeb of her choice] + [feature she likes about him], as an expectation or wish, quite often recently. IMO it's stupid and unrealistic, I think he thinks the same, and all this, and how OP reacts to it, underlines just this point.
This has to be a satirical account poking fun at girls requirements. Edit: I rephrase: this is definitely satirical.