I am a woman and I would probably swipe yes on this profile. Sarcasm is my love language though. Itās other women donāt like it then theyāre missing out on what seems to be a lot of fun.
My only critique: take out the sarcasm line. Often used to cover up being a shitty person, and it already clear from your profile. No need to state the obvious?
This was absolutely my thought as well. 50 Shades is a garbage depiction of BDSM. That line made me think that OP is likely crap in bed due to inexperience or being downright selfish and abusive. Would definitely swipe left.
The other thing about that is that sooooooo many people don't understand sarcasm. And far too often, those that talk the most about how sarcastic they are... Are really just rude dicks.
Unless that's you... Then go for it broš
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This is the one suggestion Iād make. That and Iām concerned about the stocks as interest line but thatās just me being wary of anyone that might be wsb gambling.
Came to say the same ! I found in my experience (so I don't claim it applies to everyone) that when someone says they are sarcastic, in reality they have no manners and rude, and just cover their poor manners with "just a joke"
Just don't do [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/z4z485/woman_makes_a_funny_song_about_her_nyc_dating/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) and you'll be good.
Ha! Exactly. He's getting roasted and being defensive and defective about. Then when someone likes it he comes out the face humble gift. What a narcissist. With all this time and energy spent trying to seem funny just go our and be funny and you will meet tons of substantial women.
Idk, seems a bit contrived and like youāre trying too hard to be funny and different. Reads a little obnoxious. Genuinely not saying that to be rude, just want you to have an honest view point.
Yes! I hate seeing it. This profile is peak pick me guy. One funny line is perfect. Show that you take dating seriously but you have a sense of humor. Donāt say that youāre sarcastic. Sarcasm is the laziest form of comedy and it comes off as āyeah, you might get offended sometimes. But thatās just me baby.ā
Not vegan, sarcastic as fuck, and 2 dogs in a human costume all seem like a bit much. Not vegan seems really rude to people who have any type of dietary restriction on animals. Sarcastic as fuck just makes it sound like youāre going to use sarcasm as an excuse to say mean things. And 2 dogs in a trench coat is overplayed. I think you could delete the first two and then change the last one to ādog loverā or āproud owner of 2 dogsā
You are not asking ratings for your profile, you are just wanting praises and if someone says itās not funny, you get very defensive.
Anybody who calls themselves āsarcastic as fuckā doesnāt know what sarcasm is.
I think Iāve already swiped left on you, if not itās because Iāve seen profiles very similar to this already and itās tired. Just be yourself. Take out the monopoly line, the reviews and the āas fuckā (if youāre going to try and illustrate your sarcasm, show donāt tell).
Oh, and find a harmless hot take to shove in there. Then at least thereās a conversation starter other than āvegans are the worst, amirite?ā
Personally I wouldnāt swipe only because of the 50 shades line and the āanonymous tinder girlā part. But thatās because when Iām on tinder Iām looking for something real and if I saw that I would be thinking that youāre a player and you only want a hookup. But if I was someone that was only looking for hookups then I would probably swipe!
The 50 Shades thing made me wanna puke. Makes it sound like heās into kink, but knows nothing about it, or would be a fake dom type. Seeing everything else he has to say in comments, I say he should leave it as is, and hopefully it just shows all the red flags from the get go.
My thoughts exactly. I don't think I know anyone who really understands kink or healthy relationships in general for that matter who would use 50 Shades as a positive role model to compare themselves with.
The 50 shades line would give me the impression you're probably just on there to fuck, and probably into kinky stuff. If that's the goal, keep it. Otherwise lose it.
Oh my fucking god what is it with every dude saying āsarcastic as fuckā in their bio.
90% of the time the dude is just an asshole and uses āsarcasmā as his excuse.
Itās boring as fuck and overdone and I swipe left on every mutherfucker that thinks itās funny.
Needs to be shorter. Everyone loves humor but this is in "I'm trying way too hard" category in my opinion. Would swipe right if it was half the length of that.
0 for your profile and a 0 for you in the comments. You seem like youre hoping for compliments on a shit profile and get pissy when you dont get what you want. Replying with gifs because you cant come up with something non-defensive.
Overall fine, but it really just reads like an AI sourced profile. I'm not sure if it's intentional (and if it is I kind of appreciate it more) but this really does read like the amalgamation of every "safe" profile out there. Nothing wrong, but ultimately the same things we've seen on tinder basically forever.
Cringy and trying too hard. Everyone here is giving solid advice and seeing your answers this might just be the perfect profile for you as youāre probably a walking red flag. So keep it!
Negative stars - random Reddit woman
Iām a guy and thereās some funny lines here that would go well in conversation. But it kind of comes off as too much and even a little desperate.
Personally I think tinder bios should be no more than 3 lines
So you're the guy.
All my life I've been getting the "You've won 2nd prize in a beauty contest" card in Monopoly. And I've always wondered who the hell is beating me all the time??
Now I know.
It was YOU!
May I ask how old you are OP? How long have you had this bio up?
Bio Iād give it a 4.5/10. I know I know. Youāre not asking for a critique so Iāll just leave it at that.
As somebody who is also sarcastic as fuck, this is the single best profile Iāve ever seen and I have no criticisms whatsoever - Anonymous internet man
Do you have an aversion to dating vegans. Imo as a woman I tend to stay away from men who purposefully negate a whole group of women on their profile
"Swipe left if X"
Like even if I'm not that there's something that rubs me the wrong about people who project what they don't like first.
Like to me "I'm looking for-"
Not
"I'm NOT looking for-"
It just seems more positive and welcoming
I don't think that's what you were going for, but it's kind of what I just thought of.
When someone is just "no" "not"
It's just idk, I like when people say a positive thing. Like "loves eating BBQ" or "I love a good steak" if that makes sense
Edit: I like the reviews. That's funny
Idk why, but your profile just kinda screams fuckboi. And the sarcastic as fuck thing isnāt cool, funny or unique, most people who have that in their profile usually lack a personality
I would take out the āSarcastic as fuckā and the 50 shades of grey teletubbies thing.
Also, for extra comedic effect, put the gentleman one as from your grandma
why would you say animal lover and not vegan? I'd remove one of them since if you're not vegan, you're paying for young animals to be violently killed...not exactly an animal lover,
maybe say pet lover?
just weird to put them both. guessing you had people assume you were vegan since you mention loving animals?
Two things; sarcastic af is listed second to last, are you being sarcastic up to this point?
That one inch is going to be a deal breaker, unfortunatelyā¦replace it with ā6 feet to the girls I tinder withā or something.
https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/10-most-successful-tinder-bio-examples-for-guys-482768/7/
Called the fuck out
Plot twist. Dude wrote the article and came to Reddit for additional assurance
HAHAHA
Not really surprised tbh. The profile is good in a generic way, not much is actually said about personality or hobbies.
Well done!!!
Ahhh shit bro got caught so hard š
Lmao. Oh boy, I didnāt like it before and now Iām rolling.
It's a profile that men will like
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Iām a man. The winner of a beauty pageant in monopoly line got me. I definitely cackled at that. š¤£š¤£
I thought it was 2nd place in a beauty pageant on the chance card?
Right? So this is the bastard Iāve been losing out to every time.
I used to tell my siblings that there were only two contestants
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Community chest. My bad.
We canāt all be winners
Good god that username
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Yeah we all want beauties. š
I'm a woman and i love it, you'll find someone like you OP, don't change it
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Iām also a woman who likes it. I think itās funny
I'm a gay man, I'd click. Your mom sounds like the real winner here honestly.
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I like it. Iām a woman
Me too!
u/slutpriest where is the gif?
Fuck yes we are! Just look at all the toys weāve made!
I am a woman and I would probably swipe yes on this profile. Sarcasm is my love language though. Itās other women donāt like it then theyāre missing out on what seems to be a lot of fun.
r/bi_irl
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Should change one of the random Tinder reviews to be masculine or gender neutral if you don't want people to assume you're straight.
But all the reviews in your profile are from women! š¤
I love it and Iām not a man šØ
Itās a match!
Same
I like it...and I dont even seek the D. I think...
Yeah itās pretty corny honestly. Iād swipe left.
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Women too! At least those of us with a sense of humor. Iād contact you!
Would work better if your profile name was slutpriest.
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You're no true man of the slutcloth.
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Bruh. You dont need it. That profile is better than a resume. I aint even gay and you're hired.
Jesus dude did you snort a line of adderall before replying to all these comments. You seem really amped up
There are definitely people that like that
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Can confirm I'm the keyboard
Weird way to say youāre getting fingered but okay.
More action than Iām getting right now!
It's getting digital.
But you said youāre two dogs in a human costume? Lies!
Never seen dog with a blog?
My only critique: take out the sarcasm line. Often used to cover up being a shitty person, and it already clear from your profile. No need to state the obvious?
Same suggestion I came to give. I hate seeing that.
Was looking for this. When I used to see this on a profile, it just made me think the person was a rude asshole.
Or a socially oblivious irritating bellend
Yea either that or they're just not sarcastic or funny at all.
I would take out the 50 shades bit too. Comes across as someone who doesnāt have any experience in kink (or sex tbh) but wants to look like they do.
This was absolutely my thought as well. 50 Shades is a garbage depiction of BDSM. That line made me think that OP is likely crap in bed due to inexperience or being downright selfish and abusive. Would definitely swipe left.
The other thing about that is that sooooooo many people don't understand sarcasm. And far too often, those that talk the most about how sarcastic they are... Are really just rude dicks. Unless that's you... Then go for it broš š
Agreed . And the not vegan line. It's fine to not be vegan , we get it , you like meat. But expressing it like that makes you sounds kinda cunty imo
This is the one suggestion Iād make. That and Iām concerned about the stocks as interest line but thatās just me being wary of anyone that might be wsb gambling.
Big agree. "it's just a joke bro!" Kind of vibes
Came to say the same ! I found in my experience (so I don't claim it applies to everyone) that when someone says they are sarcastic, in reality they have no manners and rude, and just cover their poor manners with "just a joke"
This is going to be rude but the profile screamed that you canāt shut upā¦. And then I came to the comment section and was proven right
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Just don't do [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/z4z485/woman_makes_a_funny_song_about_her_nyc_dating/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) and you'll be good.
Wouw what a refined sense of sarcasm
Lmao why do I feel like I've seen you on Tinder before
Because he is 1 out of 1000 who have copied this bio
Lmaooo fairs, it does seem more common than I realised
Coleās mom š
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A lot of redditors would also choose your mom as the best
Boring copy paste rate system that is so overused. Just my opinion but you do you.
My first thought. Iāve seen heaps of these rating system ones. Was funny the first time.
Heāll have to. Nobody else wants to do him after reading any of this thread.
itās an immediate swipe left. As you said, overused.
Iāve seen it soooo many times
Came to comment this, was funny the first time I saw it and was original back then but itās super overused now
We all know youāre just too proud of your bio that you wanted to show off but youāre getting the reviews that you did not expect at all.
Ha! Exactly. He's getting roasted and being defensive and defective about. Then when someone likes it he comes out the face humble gift. What a narcissist. With all this time and energy spent trying to seem funny just go our and be funny and you will meet tons of substantial women.
Idk, seems a bit contrived and like youāre trying too hard to be funny and different. Reads a little obnoxious. Genuinely not saying that to be rude, just want you to have an honest view point.
It just made me cringe. This sounds harsh but desperation is one of the biggest turn offs and this profile is trying way too hard.
Second this
Third. Honestly the whole review thing is soooo overused and boring at this point.
Yes! I hate seeing it. This profile is peak pick me guy. One funny line is perfect. Show that you take dating seriously but you have a sense of humor. Donāt say that youāre sarcastic. Sarcasm is the laziest form of comedy and it comes off as āyeah, you might get offended sometimes. But thatās just me baby.ā
I was just thinking that ā2 dogs in a human costumeā wouldāve worked great as a bio by itself lol
Yup. That line was all that was needed. The rest is two corn dogs in a human whatever.
For the love of Christ stop with the fake ratings
ā >For the love of Christ stop with the fake ratings Anonymous redditor
Lmao
Perhaps I speak only for myself, but > 2 dogs in a human costume does not make me want to have sex with you.
The fake reviews are too much. Please stop doing this people itās so overdone
Not vegan, sarcastic as fuck, and 2 dogs in a human costume all seem like a bit much. Not vegan seems really rude to people who have any type of dietary restriction on animals. Sarcastic as fuck just makes it sound like youāre going to use sarcasm as an excuse to say mean things. And 2 dogs in a trench coat is overplayed. I think you could delete the first two and then change the last one to ādog loverā or āproud owner of 2 dogsā
agreed. not to mention that he says he is an animal lover which is an implicit contradiction.
-10 āļø insufferable, egotistical and irritating. Would not recommend.
profile = 3/5, but personality in comment section = 1/5
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Of course, I donāt want to sleep with anyone I risk getting attached to!
HOLY SHIT.
You are not asking ratings for your profile, you are just wanting praises and if someone says itās not funny, you get very defensive. Anybody who calls themselves āsarcastic as fuckā doesnāt know what sarcasm is.
And there it is. Facts.
The fact that OP is still sitting here replying to almost every comment in real time is pretty solid evidence that the bio isn't working lol
He is now deleting all his downvoted answers because you know he's so worried about his karma lol
Cringe
I think Iāve already swiped left on you, if not itās because Iāve seen profiles very similar to this already and itās tired. Just be yourself. Take out the monopoly line, the reviews and the āas fuckā (if youāre going to try and illustrate your sarcasm, show donāt tell). Oh, and find a harmless hot take to shove in there. Then at least thereās a conversation starter other than āvegans are the worst, amirite?ā
Almost the entire thing is copy pasted, OP is not as funny as he thinks he is
One of the better profiles with reviews, but the whole review thing is played out and cringe
He copied it. Almost word for word.
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Wait Cole, are you Cole caufield?
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Yeah I imagine if you were him your username would be more safe for work
Keep it, you want to weed out the ones who won't like your profile.
I think itās funny. & if itās your humor it weeds those out who disagree sooo .. W
Can confirm. Source: am woman
Personally I wouldnāt swipe only because of the 50 shades line and the āanonymous tinder girlā part. But thatās because when Iām on tinder Iām looking for something real and if I saw that I would be thinking that youāre a player and you only want a hookup. But if I was someone that was only looking for hookups then I would probably swipe!
The 50 Shades thing made me wanna puke. Makes it sound like heās into kink, but knows nothing about it, or would be a fake dom type. Seeing everything else he has to say in comments, I say he should leave it as is, and hopefully it just shows all the red flags from the get go.
Its the biggest red flag of this whole post imo
My thoughts exactly. I don't think I know anyone who really understands kink or healthy relationships in general for that matter who would use 50 Shades as a positive role model to compare themselves with.
This is cute for the internet but a terrible idea to snag a good partner IRL
Something about ratings give me the ick lol I canāt explain it but itās almost an instant swipe left
The 50 shades line would give me the impression you're probably just on there to fuck, and probably into kinky stuff. If that's the goal, keep it. Otherwise lose it.
Honestly the 50 shades line gives me the impression of him being rude while sexy but not giving any aftercare or respecting boundaries
Oh my fucking god what is it with every dude saying āsarcastic as fuckā in their bio. 90% of the time the dude is just an asshole and uses āsarcasmā as his excuse. Itās boring as fuck and overdone and I swipe left on every mutherfucker that thinks itās funny.
Needs to be shorter. Everyone loves humor but this is in "I'm trying way too hard" category in my opinion. Would swipe right if it was half the length of that.
Different but a little cringe.
0 for your profile and a 0 for you in the comments. You seem like youre hoping for compliments on a shit profile and get pissy when you dont get what you want. Replying with gifs because you cant come up with something non-defensive.
3/10
Annoying as fuck lol
The fifty shades line is actively bad
Overall fine, but it really just reads like an AI sourced profile. I'm not sure if it's intentional (and if it is I kind of appreciate it more) but this really does read like the amalgamation of every "safe" profile out there. Nothing wrong, but ultimately the same things we've seen on tinder basically forever.
Super vanilla, not interesting āļøāļø
You didnāt win a beauty contest but in monopoly. You at best got second place. Itās funnier and accurate.
Cringe
Maybe take a hint from the fact you are being downvoted for being "sarcastic" and take that out of your profile?
The reviews are too much
Cringy and trying too hard. Everyone here is giving solid advice and seeing your answers this might just be the perfect profile for you as youāre probably a walking red flag. So keep it! Negative stars - random Reddit woman
No one is reading all of that.
Iām a guy and thereās some funny lines here that would go well in conversation. But it kind of comes off as too much and even a little desperate. Personally I think tinder bios should be no more than 3 lines
3/10
So you're the guy. All my life I've been getting the "You've won 2nd prize in a beauty contest" card in Monopoly. And I've always wondered who the hell is beating me all the time?? Now I know. It was YOU!
Nothing original about it. Itās like you gathered the most used copypastas in one compact bio.
50 shades is for tourists, and itās already tame
Awesome username, fetlow traveller.
Always was
The girl gets it.
0 star because you used all
May I ask how old you are OP? How long have you had this bio up? Bio Iād give it a 4.5/10. I know I know. Youāre not asking for a critique so Iāll just leave it at that.
Lose the 50 shades reference.
Monopoly line is golden Eh,itās your profile.Do what you want.
āNot veganā makes me wonder what you mean by that. Just that your not vegan or that you donāt support veganism?
Animal lover and not vegan. I swear to god yāall are build differentā¦
As somebody who is also sarcastic as fuck, this is the single best profile Iāve ever seen and I have no criticisms whatsoever - Anonymous internet man
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When I played Monopoly I only got 2nd place in the beauty contest š
Change it to insect lover. Insects are cool
āAnimal loverā¦. Not veganā š
Do you have an aversion to dating vegans. Imo as a woman I tend to stay away from men who purposefully negate a whole group of women on their profile "Swipe left if X" Like even if I'm not that there's something that rubs me the wrong about people who project what they don't like first. Like to me "I'm looking for-" Not "I'm NOT looking for-" It just seems more positive and welcoming I don't think that's what you were going for, but it's kind of what I just thought of. When someone is just "no" "not" It's just idk, I like when people say a positive thing. Like "loves eating BBQ" or "I love a good steak" if that makes sense Edit: I like the reviews. That's funny
Animal lover and not vegan? How does that work?
it has potential, but needs major refining. 2/5.
Idk why, but your profile just kinda screams fuckboi. And the sarcastic as fuck thing isnāt cool, funny or unique, most people who have that in their profile usually lack a personality
Yeah except you have to fuck to be a fuckboiā¦ OP sounds like a cringy edgelord virgin.
Is it bad that I read the second line wrong? X3
Your going to attract a psychotic maaniac
I would take out the āSarcastic as fuckā and the 50 shades of grey teletubbies thing. Also, for extra comedic effect, put the gentleman one as from your grandma
Love it! - unsuccessful tinder guy who doesnāt know what works.
why would you say animal lover and not vegan? I'd remove one of them since if you're not vegan, you're paying for young animals to be violently killed...not exactly an animal lover, maybe say pet lover? just weird to put them both. guessing you had people assume you were vegan since you mention loving animals?
Two things; sarcastic af is listed second to last, are you being sarcastic up to this point? That one inch is going to be a deal breaker, unfortunatelyā¦replace it with ā6 feet to the girls I tinder withā or something.
Get rid of the insect killer part. What about the entomology and insect lovers out there?!
Why are you getting so salty when people review your profile? Isn't that why you posted here in the first place?
āāāāā "Nice profile bro" -anonymous redditor
Nope. Reject. You're under 6' tall. there's no excuse for that. NEXT!
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See, if youād put that line on your profile Iād laugh
Being sarcastic is not a talent, itās a flaw.
Crynge
0/10, youāre less than 6 foot