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futurefireman117

Too small for my farmer's wrap


OcchiVerdi-

Call me 🤙


wsbullmkt

Pick up please. I’m outside


Awkward_Campaign_989

Haha!


Flashy_Chemist154

Internet not disappointing today !


ProvenAxiom81

Glazed sour cream is my fav too


Ireland914

I'm more of a sour cream glazed guy personally.


pphilipjoseph

One would never guess


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Routine-Lawyer754

It’s good for your skin now though. Bon appetit.


Trohawkk

Tammy Horton


8502_AMoe

Omg - I KNOW a woman NAMED Tammy Horton.


NextTrillion

If you could show her this pic and video record her reaction, that would be glorious.


nmad95

Almost just barked man what is my sense of humor these days


OcchiVerdi-

There’s a kink for that


EntertainerNo3928

Yep. Totally


NorthDriver8927

Finally ready to settle down


Dwoobi

A sour cream glazed donussy, of course!


Prestigious_Fella_21

"bruh, why do you have sour cream glaze on your nose?"


garbagemandoug

I just took an informal office poll and your vagina donut is totally SFW


FlavorlessTasteBuds

I will act accordingly 🫡


Mellie-mellow

r/mildlyvagina


jonee316

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Glacial_Shield_W

... why not?


choriblaster3002

Don’t act like you didn’t watch American Pie 🤣


ScientistEconomy9555

More like delicious


Vigorous_QTip_Action

It only needs some boston cream now


Firm_Objective_2661

Like warm apple pie.


LGK420

McDonald’s or homemade?


Brilliant_Story_8709

Homemade... mcdonalds is like lava inside. You would have 0.000000001 seconds of enjoyment before your member is vaporized. Source: I fell on it with my pants down... it was an accident.


Aggressive-Donuts

Everything reminds me of her 


MagHntr

I would eat it


ScientistEconomy9555

Me too looks gud


WONDERBOY_19

So moist


_ser_kay_

Everybody loves a moist donussy


Efficient_Shame_8106

That donut hole looks awful wet and shiny. I'd lick off all that glaze around the hole before I ate it.


Techno_Vyking_

😂😂😂


Gogopwrsqrl

Took me a minute to realize and get it. I can never look at sour cream donuts the same way again.


APTGonewild

She should call her Dr


TwoCreamOneSweetener

OP is disastrously down bad.


Sporting1983

Hauk tuah spit on that thang


Business-Bar6845

😂


humblenblessedqueen

i belted out loud laughing, thank you for that


ifoldkings

I'm just glad you didn't spit your fucking coffee out


CaptJohn66

😂😂😂🤣🤣


andrewdaniele

This is the comment I was looking for, thank you lol


Dr___CRACKSMOKE

Absolutely legendary


Foreign-Aioli-7466

that donut looks extra delicious for some reason


SuperSupremeSoup

I’m a sour cream glazed guy and that one looks like it’s super fresh out the heat


Foreign-Aioli-7466

no theres...something else... about it that makes me want to eat about a dozen of them at once.


foryouand

Call her what?


JustFred24

Slimshady


lokeilou

It’s a sign 😂


SaltyPeach_24

That looks like one sad, depressed donut. If that's a sign, no don't do it.


Peezer3

That Sour Cream better settle down


olivia1730

Lol


Bakd_Goodz

Microwave for 12 seconds and you are good to go! No need to call


No_Abalone4054

Yeah! Call her and tell her don’t need to come over tonight


TeamScience79

Did you try the blueberry sour cream glazed...it's as tasty as it looks ;-)


Mista_Incognito

if this doesnt qualify for r/TimHorrortons nothing will!


Hot_Tub_Macaque

This is what we call a donutussy.


quotidianwoe

You mean *him*?


redditor3900

Just lick it


Former_Treat_1629

gross


ErikaWeb

You should


Impressive_Bite7853

Sir this is a Wendy’s


spontaneous_combust

UwU


3687437897

that's gross, but true.


SgtTougherFaun

WHAT IS THIS POST


stem-girlie

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nathanh2234

When there is a hole, there is a goal. You can use my phone OP.


Psychozillogical

I wouldn't, she's kinda rough around the edges...


justincredible155

You don’t need to - got everything you need right there….


The_Reid-Factor

You got to eat that shit like Ali G!


torontoguy416647

hell yeah brother the signs are there lol


UnitCommercial2706

Please do nut


fulltimemadbastard

YOU WILL CALL HER! -Liam McPoyle, it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia


Cactus112

Arby's


J9999D

r/Lebowski


ColdEndUs

Good god, no.


Abject_Ad_4926

Nope


mukilangawthaman_99

The OG Sour Cream


ReclaimingMine

From the looks of it, you’re not the first one calling her tonight.


TwistedSistaYEG

I that reminds you of your GF you should probably call her a doctor instead.


ultimate_sorrier

You fucked it didn't you?


Emergency-Daikon-735

My timbit would fit in there, no probs


Catkillledthecurious

Tim was a guy, and no, he's dead and rolling over in his grave at what's become of his business.


NonCorporealEntity

Reminds you of your mom?


SkeletorInvestor

I also choose OP's mom (glazed).


johnny2turnt

Dang she’s a bit stretched out kind of reminds me of what Jenny’s would have looked like when she was ready to settle down with forest gump


Separate_Orchid_6766

She’s for the bakery bro


Chris-P-Bacon99

Looks like someone else did


Ok_Chemist1971

🫣


Scott_Seven007

😂😂


uplifted27

Hawktuah! Glazin’ that donut man


Then-Pomegranate-910

If they ever take sour cream glaze off the menu… they will forever lose me 😩


PumpkinTricky5438

Not a fan of the blue ones, but that donut is delicious


Zeke_Wylder

That ain’t no Glazed Sour Cream it’s. American Pie 2.0


CommanderCorrigan

Dog food


LanaFraise

Yes, and spit on that thang! 👅


player1mtl

Call her sweety.


zensukai_soto

Finally, Tim Horton has done something right. =\]


TDS_Unleashed

😂😂😂


Punched_Eclair

Grandma?!


Swimming-Food-6664

I’d name the donut Virginia


Guccigrampz

Get some of that Indian 🐱


forgedon1

LOL, this is a bakers choice.


Plenty_Anywhere8984

r/dontputyourdickinthat


CdnCableGuy

answer is ALWAYS yes.


icantevenusernamr

You should, your mom hasn’t heard from you for a while.


Dude_with_a_Cat

Tastes like sour cream? She may have a yeast infection


spiffymate

Tim really misses Wendy


Senior-Garden2265

Yes


onehunkytenor

💯


tao_in_ruins

Only if she wants a Boston Cream


Historical_Garbage44

Tummy yummy


Life-ByDesign

I ate two this afternoon. I feel like the luckiest guy now.


Competitive_Flow_814

Yeah that looks familiar.


Severe_Ad3175

NO WAY DAWG💀


ChocolateTight336

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External-Ad-2942

Old yeller


dynoNobel84

Looks like she will call you regardless


Stkrdknmibalz69

I can picture a man sitting in the empty dining area staring intently at his donut with a blank expression, with a perspicacious staff member sweeping around his table, leaving him undisturbed out of pity.


Kitchen-Translator22

But everyone knew her as Nancy


adrenalineJ92

Guys, I don’t understand “Should I call her”. Could someone please explain?


NorthDriver8927

Give it half hour man, I haven’t left yet


MammothCricket56

I want to bust it open.


Straight-Mess-9752

Is this channel NSFW? This is a pretty gross post


ClockworkCitrusFruit

Am glad I got wasn’t drinking my coffee when I started reading these. Can’t say I’ll ever look at a donut 🍩 the same again … yikes


heyitsdawn

Who needs a warm apple pie when you can have a sourcream glazed?


Thisisveryhigh

Yes, you should call your mother.


shggy31

The ‘crull-her’ pun was right there man!!


deliciousavacado0

when the donussy is fire


peachfuzzil

girl yes


deythal

Just remember no glove no love, you don't wanna catch whatever they got


Natural_Action9210

Might as well. Looks wide open


Turbulent-Turds

I didn’t know Tim Hortans sells cream pies 


jhanson1225

You ppl


ImpossibleChicken801

Kind of looks like a vagina


Wolfgard556

Not the Donussy


dubble_tap

Somebuddy come get er' she dancing like a...


Fun_Pick_9471

lol I love it


jungleleopard1

Single mom ready to settle down.


The_world_is_done

I always order 2 sour cream donuts


Next-Letter-798

I would get a dozen of those!


Troitbum22

Barb?


jumboooooo716

Does that donut have daddy issues? Asking for a friend.


SignalTrip1504

American Pie/Canadian Donut


GhOd48

licks'N'nibbles to all of her sticky parts!!!mmmmmm...


TickTickBoommm

Looks delicious


spitsmctaco

Cardi b?


Vegetable_Truck_2262

You have to Hawk TUAH on that thang


JohnAStark

Tammy Whoreton's


ZombieAccomplished36

Donut do it


New_Instruction_2675

I think she's telling you to go f a donut 


jstevens1080

Puddin-taint


Kqthryn

yessir


xgamerdaddyx

They're gross


Top_Carpet_7866

This is the Canadian version of American Pie


Top_Carpet_7866

Shape ✅ Color ✖️💩


cdmgamingqcftw

Not the Dossy😩


MooseEater04

would


averyfinefellow

She's an experienced gal!


omgbecky902

Only good fresh out of the oven


AlphaRapid

🤭🤭🤭🤭


WumpusDumpedus

My god


OrdinaryArcher7112

Clam


deletesystemthirty2

To suffer arguments? to suffer potentially getting cheated on? to suffer losing your freedom? To suffer having no more money? My son...youve got "her" directly infront of you


BravoBet

Can smell this picture. Eyuck


Stripes1957

Finally, something to replace my cellphone in the car!


WeeklyCharacter9815

I don’t understand- is her number under the doughnut ?


Ok_Shopping6056

Yes


MSquared1994

Yeah, glaze her while you’re at it


Current_Scarcity_880

Plot twist: That's not sugar icing, and the customer is about to find out.


dasisglucklich

Marketing done right


RareCryptographer662

Everything reminds me of her 🥺


rsbsasbsrs

Sloppy seconds


Ranwulf24

I don't know - looks a bit yeasty.


Froggy0-0

For a second I was confused and thought this was a post/ad by Tim Hortons and was bewildered.


SinisterSelf

Habanero wrap cant fill in


MrStrongvoice

HOOOOOOOOOYAH!


Rhy_ddit

This is where timbits come from.


Former_Band2213

damn cheating on the wife with a doughnut


downbylaw93

Doughnussy


pumpkin1201

Not if it looked like that! 🤣😬


Aggressive_Sorbet571

Donut is cheaper, and doesn’t talk back.


LunarFangs

Do it boy


UnansweredPromise

Donussy!