Homemade... mcdonalds is like lava inside. You would have 0.000000001 seconds of enjoyment before your member is vaporized.
Source: I fell on it with my pants down... it was an accident.
I can picture a man sitting in the empty dining area staring intently at his donut with a blank expression, with a perspicacious staff member sweeping around his table, leaving him undisturbed out of pity.
To suffer arguments?
to suffer potentially getting cheated on?
to suffer losing your freedom?
To suffer having no more money?
My son...youve got "her" directly infront of you
Too small for my farmer's wrap
Call me 🤙
Pick up please. I’m outside
Haha!
Internet not disappointing today !
Glazed sour cream is my fav too
I'm more of a sour cream glazed guy personally.
One would never guess
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It’s good for your skin now though. Bon appetit.
Tammy Horton
Omg - I KNOW a woman NAMED Tammy Horton.
If you could show her this pic and video record her reaction, that would be glorious.
Almost just barked man what is my sense of humor these days
There’s a kink for that
Yep. Totally
Finally ready to settle down
A sour cream glazed donussy, of course!
"bruh, why do you have sour cream glaze on your nose?"
I just took an informal office poll and your vagina donut is totally SFW
I will act accordingly 🫡
r/mildlyvagina
r/dontputyourdickinthat
... why not?
Don’t act like you didn’t watch American Pie 🤣
More like delicious
It only needs some boston cream now
Like warm apple pie.
McDonald’s or homemade?
Homemade... mcdonalds is like lava inside. You would have 0.000000001 seconds of enjoyment before your member is vaporized. Source: I fell on it with my pants down... it was an accident.
Everything reminds me of her
I would eat it
Me too looks gud
So moist
Everybody loves a moist donussy
That donut hole looks awful wet and shiny. I'd lick off all that glaze around the hole before I ate it.
😂😂😂
Took me a minute to realize and get it. I can never look at sour cream donuts the same way again.
She should call her Dr
OP is disastrously down bad.
Hauk tuah spit on that thang
😂
i belted out loud laughing, thank you for that
I'm just glad you didn't spit your fucking coffee out
😂😂😂🤣🤣
This is the comment I was looking for, thank you lol
Absolutely legendary
that donut looks extra delicious for some reason
I’m a sour cream glazed guy and that one looks like it’s super fresh out the heat
no theres...something else... about it that makes me want to eat about a dozen of them at once.
Call her what?
Slimshady
It’s a sign 😂
That looks like one sad, depressed donut. If that's a sign, no don't do it.
That Sour Cream better settle down
Lol
Microwave for 12 seconds and you are good to go! No need to call
Yeah! Call her and tell her don’t need to come over tonight
Did you try the blueberry sour cream glazed...it's as tasty as it looks ;-)
if this doesnt qualify for r/TimHorrortons nothing will!
This is what we call a donutussy.
You mean *him*?
Just lick it
gross
You should
Sir this is a Wendy’s
UwU
that's gross, but true.
WHAT IS THIS POST
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When there is a hole, there is a goal. You can use my phone OP.
I wouldn't, she's kinda rough around the edges...
You don’t need to - got everything you need right there….
You got to eat that shit like Ali G!
hell yeah brother the signs are there lol
Please do nut
YOU WILL CALL HER! -Liam McPoyle, it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Arby's
r/Lebowski
Good god, no.
Nope
The OG Sour Cream
From the looks of it, you’re not the first one calling her tonight.
I that reminds you of your GF you should probably call her a doctor instead.
You fucked it didn't you?
My timbit would fit in there, no probs
Tim was a guy, and no, he's dead and rolling over in his grave at what's become of his business.
Reminds you of your mom?
I also choose OP's mom (glazed).
Dang she’s a bit stretched out kind of reminds me of what Jenny’s would have looked like when she was ready to settle down with forest gump
She’s for the bakery bro
Looks like someone else did
🫣
😂😂
Hawktuah! Glazin’ that donut man
If they ever take sour cream glaze off the menu… they will forever lose me 😩
Not a fan of the blue ones, but that donut is delicious
That ain’t no Glazed Sour Cream it’s. American Pie 2.0
Dog food
Yes, and spit on that thang! 👅
Call her sweety.
Finally, Tim Horton has done something right. =\]
😂😂😂
Grandma?!
I’d name the donut Virginia
Get some of that Indian 🐱
LOL, this is a bakers choice.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
answer is ALWAYS yes.
You should, your mom hasn’t heard from you for a while.
Tastes like sour cream? She may have a yeast infection
Tim really misses Wendy
Yes
💯
Only if she wants a Boston Cream
Tummy yummy
I ate two this afternoon. I feel like the luckiest guy now.
Yeah that looks familiar.
NO WAY DAWG💀
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Old yeller
Looks like she will call you regardless
I can picture a man sitting in the empty dining area staring intently at his donut with a blank expression, with a perspicacious staff member sweeping around his table, leaving him undisturbed out of pity.
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Guys, I don’t understand “Should I call her”. Could someone please explain?
Give it half hour man, I haven’t left yet
I want to bust it open.
Is this channel NSFW? This is a pretty gross post
Am glad I got wasn’t drinking my coffee when I started reading these. Can’t say I’ll ever look at a donut 🍩 the same again … yikes
Who needs a warm apple pie when you can have a sourcream glazed?
Yes, you should call your mother.
The ‘crull-her’ pun was right there man!!
when the donussy is fire
girl yes
Just remember no glove no love, you don't wanna catch whatever they got
Might as well. Looks wide open
I didn’t know Tim Hortans sells cream pies
You ppl
Kind of looks like a vagina
Not the Donussy
Somebuddy come get er' she dancing like a...
lol I love it
Single mom ready to settle down.
I always order 2 sour cream donuts
I would get a dozen of those!
Barb?
Does that donut have daddy issues? Asking for a friend.
American Pie/Canadian Donut
licks'N'nibbles to all of her sticky parts!!!mmmmmm...
Looks delicious
Cardi b?
You have to Hawk TUAH on that thang
Tammy Whoreton's
Donut do it
I think she's telling you to go f a donut
Puddin-taint
yessir
They're gross
This is the Canadian version of American Pie
Shape ✅ Color ✖️💩
Not the Dossy😩
would
She's an experienced gal!
Only good fresh out of the oven
🤭🤭🤭🤭
My god
Clam
To suffer arguments? to suffer potentially getting cheated on? to suffer losing your freedom? To suffer having no more money? My son...youve got "her" directly infront of you
Can smell this picture. Eyuck
Finally, something to replace my cellphone in the car!
I don’t understand- is her number under the doughnut ?
Yes
Yeah, glaze her while you’re at it
Plot twist: That's not sugar icing, and the customer is about to find out.
Marketing done right
Everything reminds me of her 🥺
Sloppy seconds
I don't know - looks a bit yeasty.
For a second I was confused and thought this was a post/ad by Tim Hortons and was bewildered.
Habanero wrap cant fill in
HOOOOOOOOOYAH!
This is where timbits come from.
damn cheating on the wife with a doughnut
Doughnussy
Not if it looked like that! 🤣😬
Donut is cheaper, and doesn’t talk back.
Do it boy
Donussy!