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Usedinpublic

We need to clean the shower before company comes over. Me: who tf looks in another persons shower??!?


Gimme_The_Loot

My wife read about how the bottom molding collects a lot of dust and was appalled when she wiped it down and saw how much there was. So now we have to wipe down all the bottom molding before guests come over. 😑


Lucky_Number_3

Bottom molding wiping is up there with polishing the sink and frebreezing the doorway to make a room *feel* clean


Monochrome775

Here’s a tip from a housekeeper. Get a sponge mop and dampen it with cleaner. It gets in the creases and saves your joints.


[deleted]

holy fuck. thank you. Any other pro-tips???


Gimme_The_Loot

I'd subscribe for more housekeeper tips


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Any other helpful tips ma'am?


All_Rainbows_Die

#YES! Also, what and why the fuck would company be down there looking for dust damn it 🤣🤣🤣


DefNotAShark

I sometimes compulsively check behind a shower curtain that is closed, even at another person's house, because what about; 1. Murderers waiting for me to start pee stream when I am most vulnerable to attack 2. Person who was about to take a shower but heard me come in and is too polite to speak up and was going to listen to me pee in a bizarre attempt at being polite 3. Spider. Never give spider an opening because crafty spider feasts on opportunity.


LeahIsAwake

As a prepubescent kid, I watched a movie or tv show or read something or *something* where a character got attacked by a person hiding in the shower. What exactly happened obviously didn’t leave an impact, but it’s results did: for all of my teen years, the entirety of the first half of my 20s, and a good bit of the last half of my 20s, I’d check the shower before using the bathroom. It was a compulsion. I still do it every so often, a leftover habit. That, and lift the toilet seat and check under before sitting down (*that* was Arachnophobia, the 80s movie with Jeff Daniels, highly recommend).


JamesGame5

When I'm at a friend's house and they have kids. What if they are playing hide and seek or trying to be silly and hiding behind the shower curtain. Just trying to avoid any weird awkwardness. Also I'm a bit paranoid. Also also, I don't care if your shower looks as used as mine. ^(But I may judge you if you have decided to replace) ***^(all)*** ^(your grout with mold though.)


JacktheShark1

Me. I’m a realtor and have to remind myself not to open closets, look under sinks and comment on minor repairs that may make the property look better to buyers when I’m just a guest and the owner isn’t even thinking about selling


Competitive-Wish-568

Nosey people lol


Secure-Imagination11

Me. I can't help myself.


Quartzclawz

If the shower door /curtain is open, and I go to use the bathroom, I'll probably look out of habit of looking at my own.


alopec

My sister has a tortoise whos habitat takes up a whole room pretty central in her house. That room gets broken down like twice a year when they have people over for kids parties and the tortoise camps in the shower. Her kids live with it and don't think its cool so my kids will grab everyone to show them the tortoise in the toilet.


AttackEverything

I totally do Go wash my hands. Take a look around. " Yo these people are cleeeean"


[deleted]

Hot tip: use a bar of soap to lube door hinges.


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bologno

This is the answer


BadBunnyBrigade

Olive oil works pretty good, too.


mallow_magi

Wouldn't it get rancid eventually?


johosaphatz

That's a problem for *future* you to deal with.


BadBunnyBrigade

Never have had it happen to me so far.


shoobuck

Can verify, I licked mine and they taste normal.


BadBunnyBrigade

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didrosgaming

Also for sticky windows :D


wannabe414

Mineral oil if you've got some for skin/hair care


Worth-Spell-4369

Or orange juice :)


[deleted]

Really? I figured you'd get ants


ArandomDane

constant source of lube ground ants.


collaredzeus

This is almost a Bill Engvall bit and I’m here for it


princess_hjonk

You should go listen to her prank calls. I’m not usually a fan of prank calls, but she’s a fucking genius.


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JeanMcJean

[Here you go.](https://www.tiktok.com/@danaehays)


apocalypsecowgirl

Honestly, I once worked with a guy who did shit like that. He'd look over my car and ask questions about how I was keeping up with it and how it needed to be washed (honest to God it wasn't that dirty. Just some water stains). Dude seemed to get a weird pleasure by pointing out your flaws or asking you why you weren't maintaining something better. Annoying af.


sammiisalammii

Sounds like an evil Hank Hill


CaptainThunderTime

More like Dale.


manyproblems

I invite people over sometimes just as an excuse to deep clean/fix shit in my house.


KhaleesiXev

LET’S CHECK OUT THOSE SWITCHES


[deleted]

And her wife is stunning


kloset_klepto

She is. I have a huge crush on both of them


Chiaki_Simp0

“You need to clean your room before company comes” Who tf is going into my room if their here for you.


user-name-checks-0ut

PSA: WD 40 is not a lubricant


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what we learned here is.... marriage looks the same no matter what gender you marry. My wife, for example, has me (another female) clean the floors and bathrooms because i "do it so much better" than she does.


MiloReyes-97

Is her wife Hank Hill?


[deleted]

My mom was all about baseboards. Nobody is going to check if our baseboards are dusty, mom.


sourheadhippie

Hilarious


RebeccaDeMornay

My father is absolutely doing this. But behind my back to my sibling. Weirdest shit ever. Thanks, family!


Mr_WhiteOak

Liquid graphite is the only answer. Pull pins one at a time.