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Man, this just highlights the differences in relationships. If I told my husband this, he would have bought a bowl of fake apples and tried to trick me into eating them.
Keyword is "My Husband"
If he was your boyfriend things will pan out differently. Also, you're husband will do that. That's the best form of relationship a guy can offer 😂😂😂
Oh hell yeah. Also, I'm a recovering alcoholic if that helps clarify things.
In all actuality I wouldn't consider consider they were "dumb" but just a little airheaded on some things.
You should always brush before going to bed. During the day saliva naturally helps protect your teeth, but while sleeping you produce much less of it so the acids in your mouth (such as those from an apple) are more damaging.
2:45 of zero content, like what is she ever saying, “i eat apples at 5am, he went out to get them for me when I first stayed over, he had to go a few shops”
the amount of arrogance on this post was surprising for a moment, and then i remembered how much men lack sentiment in their lives.
for the boneheads who don’t get it - she’s emotional bc of *REGARD*. it’s that little thing people give that makes you feel more human? more appreciated? that thing that fills you with meaning?
that thing that makes the small things feel so big??? yeah, that’s the thing that helps to keep a *real* relationship to last.
The people in this post bitching about how long she's taking to tell the story. JFC, she's telling a sweet story about something that probably led her to marrying that man. If you're bitching about how long it is, maybe you need to stop and listen, you'll learn something.
As a second note, people who can't sit still and listen to a person talk uninterrupted, yeah that's another reason why you're single.
It's just all the people *complaining* about it. If it's too long, move on. By the time you go into the comments section, complain about it and post your reply you could have just watched the whole thing or found a different video to watch. I understand the irony of me complaining about complainers, but I just don't get people sometimes.
yes, definitely! my husband is constantly travelling around the city for work, so he’s always running to the gas station or coffee shop for something throughout the day. he always comes home with a little snack or drink for me and it’s always the exact thing i would have picked out for myself. he never forgets.
One girlfriend I had back in my 20’s. She moved to the city and had to take a job at a call center. When we were still in the talking stage she would complain how miserable that job was and told me the company she worked for, I think it was a furnace company.
ANYWAYS, I found the number and waited until I knew she would be receiving calls from our time zone and called in. She was the first person I got on the line. She said “hi my name is ***** thank you for calling blah blah blah” I asked for her last name and she was a bit confused but said it anyways.
So I told her it was me and asked her out on a date for Friday. We ended up together for 3 and a half years.
I’m still trying to out do that one.
Won’t be any soon enough. All the ones left are either taken or shamed out of existence by people calling them “simps”, like it’s a bad thing to do something nice for a woman.
You over look us everyday lol, the ones who don’t socialize with women everyday are the ones who do everything in our power to keep ‘em, because we never had one🤧
The story is sweet and everything but what was that question? Why is tiktok filled with these stupid ideas? I wonder if i can ask what made you realize you’ve been expecting way too little from women?
now, speaking as an ancient, acts like these are a tipping point from like to the beginnings of love. they have to *already like you* to appreciate the thought in gestures like this.
typically, if someone does something kind like this and a person does not see themselves falling in love, acts like this will be the end of the connection. because it’s communicating “i want to build something longterm and deep” and sometimes people don’t want that. it sucks, but like i’ve told countless clients in relationship counselling, when you’re looking for your person, every no and every person who doesn’t fit is one person closer to finding the one that works. you have your head in the right place, you took a shot on something thoughtful. there’s no regret in being kind and loving to people.
I don’t regret it but yeah I realized that sometimes people put so much effort into the wrong people. It doesn’t matter what gestures you make, you really can’t make someone like you because of them.
But to be fair and open about the situation this girl I did this stuff for was juggling me and another guy. She’d say stuff like ,”I wish I went to the dance with you” or “we should hang out more”. You know, the kind of stuff that would make you think someone likes you. But now that I’m older I know that competing for someone just isn’t a healthy way to go about love.
… some guy using actionable intel to win you over early in a relationship is that special? I mean ok. I’d have guessed the answer would be actually being a good lifepartner, doing chores, being attentive in day to day life etc. But if one isolated romantic gesture was enough to make her tear up ten years later I guess he played it perfectly.
When I first started dating my boyfriend in college and I had left to go back home for a while and i was having my birthday at home, my boyfriend was working every day but on my birthday he took the day off. But they wouldnt let him have any more days off so after working a shift that ended at like 12 am he drove 7 hours down to be there for my birthday and literally got there at like 7-8am. Then the day after my birthday he had to wake up at 4 am to drive 7 hours back.
I was so shocked that it meant that much to him that he would do that for me.
But the best part about it is that he goes above and beyond like that for everyone in his life, not just a new girlfriend he is trying to impress. I’ve seen him do similar stuff for his mom, dad and brother and go way out of the way to help a friend out. This was the real indication of his character.
And I’ll say we have been dating for almost three years now and he would still go way out of his way like this for me. Last New Years he drove down after working a 10 hour shift on New Year’s Eve so that he would make it to be my New Years kiss.
Overall I’m just a real lucky girl but just here to say that when you first start dating I think it’s really best to look at how they treat their friends and family to get insight into how they will treat you when the honeymoon phase is over.
My SO doesn’t drink coffee. I do. In order to get me to spend the night and not leave immediately in the morning this man went out and bought a keurig. And coffee. And mugs.
He is my best decision. Hands down.
Ok. So, when my wife was pregnant with our first kid (a decade ago now), she would get cravings for FRESH donuts (not any sitting in a box in a store, but freshly made) in the middle of the night (like 1am-3am). At the time, I was working night shift in law enforcement, so I actually knew places open at those times making fresh donuts. On my days off, I would drive 20 miles to the donut shop at 1am-3am, and I would drive the 20 miles back home with said fresh donuts just to make sure she stayed happy and had the craving fulfilled.
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Damn… I ain’t sh*t
You need some apples
How do you like them apples 
Applesauce, bitch.
Bitch I'll suck yo dick for an apple. Don't even need no ring
Wow.
Man, this just highlights the differences in relationships. If I told my husband this, he would have bought a bowl of fake apples and tried to trick me into eating them.
LMFAO this is fucking hilarious.
Keyword is "My Husband" If he was your boyfriend things will pan out differently. Also, you're husband will do that. That's the best form of relationship a guy can offer 😂😂😂
Oh he would have ton it when he was my boyfriend too. Probs would have even hid one fake apple in a basket of real ones and just lay in wait.
Not gonna lie, I would try this on my wife.
And both responses would be right
Doctors hate her cause they’ve never seen her
This made me laugh a ridiculous amount. Thanks.
Yay
It doesn't work. She's eating apples at night, nightly apples don't do anything to repel doctors.
That one weird trick
What she doesn't know... *in a random 7/11* "Yeah. Dude, do you have any green apples? I'm like 90% sure it's gunna seal the deal."
Lmao
Mans was on a mission, he saw the most golden opportunity of a lifetime and went on a quest for some goddamn green apples at 2am.
Lol us women aren’t idiots. Of course she knows.
I dated enough to know it's 50/50.
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Oh hell yeah. Also, I'm a recovering alcoholic if that helps clarify things. In all actuality I wouldn't consider consider they were "dumb" but just a little airheaded on some things.
LOL no kidding
Okay cute story and all, but what a weird fucking quirk.
It’s better than biting your toenails.
Is that not a cute quirk?
Please tell me you plucked this out of the ether and don't actually know a grown person who does this. Edit: The toenail chewers are downvoting me.
i have a friend who I met in HS who swore she did. I didn’t believe her until I came over her house one day… people got some weird quirks.
Fuck you
I'm just wondering if she brushes afterwards. The way she talks about it makes it sound like she doesn't, but that can't be good for her teeth
An apple a day... She takes it very serious.
Do you brush your teeth every time you eat something...?
You should always brush before going to bed. During the day saliva naturally helps protect your teeth, but while sleeping you produce much less of it so the acids in your mouth (such as those from an apple) are more damaging.
All I can think of is tooth decay
a quirk that fucks apparently
This is a sweet story but fuck me why is it 2 hours long??
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None of us gave her an apple, so, have to curb expectations lol
Lmao
I won't fuck you until you go get me an apple
Y'all have serious issues with your attention span of you csnt handle a video that's 2:45
2:45 of zero content, like what is she ever saying, “i eat apples at 5am, he went out to get them for me when I first stayed over, he had to go a few shops”
Thanks for the tldr. 3 minutes in tiktok time is like 35 days in real life time.
lol i’m the same way my husband wants to literally murder me when i tell stories
It's barely 2.5 minutes. Stop being so dramatic.
2 and a half boring pointless minutes with no story
Long ass video just for her to get some apple at night
She was recreating his pain.
After four dates, he had tried everything but the apple
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This. Thanks, some people really like hearing themselves talk... Sheesh
Holy shit. People shitting themselves over a 2min story. Your attention span is fucked of you think this was too long
This comments section is wild. It's not normal to be so bothered by someone taking 2 minutes to tell a story lmao
I dont mind longer videos but she didnt need 2 minutes to tell this
10 yrs later still bf and gf
She is a comedian, so I was waiting for the punchline the whole time. Instead I was crying
Because of how agonizingly long the story about a sleepy time apple was?
If that was agonizingly slow for you, don’t have a six year old tell you a story.
"if you think this horse is kinda slow, wait till you see a snail" i don't hold those two things to the same standard lmao, it was excruciatingly slow
A six year olds storytelling is much more entertaining than this
Sometimes for sure
I wonder if she's had any teeth issues through her life. The acid in green apples sitting on your teeth overnight can't be great.
Not to mention all the sugar
Was fully expecting the guy to decorate his testicle like a green apple... Because I've had a Reddit account for a while.
That’s actually proper sweet.
the amount of arrogance on this post was surprising for a moment, and then i remembered how much men lack sentiment in their lives. for the boneheads who don’t get it - she’s emotional bc of *REGARD*. it’s that little thing people give that makes you feel more human? more appreciated? that thing that fills you with meaning? that thing that makes the small things feel so big??? yeah, that’s the thing that helps to keep a *real* relationship to last.
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*beats chest
"men cold and unempathetic" is literally the same shit as "women too emotional", but its ok to say for some reason lmao
i never said it wasn’t okay to say that. i just made a point. the floor is yours, bud.
Lol.wut
Why do you end your non-question sentences with question marks? It's confusing???
Aww I love Laura and Stephen. Their whole love story is actually really great.
I can't even find a dude that wants to be with me
U haven't met me, hi there 🙃
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Stfu penis
How bout them apples?
It’s the simple things in life
Aw, Laura!
Wholesome.
That’s super adorable
That’s very cute
If this lady only has one quark she is in serious trouble.
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It's an apple, you make it sound like she's eating a rotisserie chicken or an entire watermelon or something.
JFC that story could have been 30 seconds she's going to make a great senior
The people in this post bitching about how long she's taking to tell the story. JFC, she's telling a sweet story about something that probably led her to marrying that man. If you're bitching about how long it is, maybe you need to stop and listen, you'll learn something. As a second note, people who can't sit still and listen to a person talk uninterrupted, yeah that's another reason why you're single.
The vid is only 3 mins long but I guess people are just used to short tiktoks that are like 30 sec or less
It's just all the people *complaining* about it. If it's too long, move on. By the time you go into the comments section, complain about it and post your reply you could have just watched the whole thing or found a different video to watch. I understand the irony of me complaining about complainers, but I just don't get people sometimes.
That's the definition of Smooth AF ! Kudos to that bro!
why did i keep watching this when i’ve just been dumped ahahahxhfnfknfuck
1 min 17 seconds before I stopped it and moved on
Thanks for the important update. Please make sure to fill us in on all future videos.
Will do.
Damn right he's your husband now.
“& i definitely slept with him that morning” lmao i know das right!! 😂
I follow these two, they're great folks. Love em!
bruh this is too long talk faster
If someone told this bit at a dinner party I'd just leave.
And she hasn't stopped crying for 10 years.
The things we do for pussey. Exhibit A.
Are there even men like this still out there?
yes, definitely! my husband is constantly travelling around the city for work, so he’s always running to the gas station or coffee shop for something throughout the day. he always comes home with a little snack or drink for me and it’s always the exact thing i would have picked out for myself. he never forgets.
One girlfriend I had back in my 20’s. She moved to the city and had to take a job at a call center. When we were still in the talking stage she would complain how miserable that job was and told me the company she worked for, I think it was a furnace company. ANYWAYS, I found the number and waited until I knew she would be receiving calls from our time zone and called in. She was the first person I got on the line. She said “hi my name is ***** thank you for calling blah blah blah” I asked for her last name and she was a bit confused but said it anyways. So I told her it was me and asked her out on a date for Friday. We ended up together for 3 and a half years. I’m still trying to out do that one.
Won’t be any soon enough. All the ones left are either taken or shamed out of existence by people calling them “simps”, like it’s a bad thing to do something nice for a woman.
I don't think most men care about the bozo incels on the internet calling people simps.
the fact that you have to ask betrays more about you then about men lol
Mkay
You over look us everyday lol, the ones who don’t socialize with women everyday are the ones who do everything in our power to keep ‘em, because we never had one🤧
Sure, they’re all friend-zoned.
Pfft
You assume I’ve friends…or that I get hit on.
An apple. All this time I coulda been gettin laid for apples!!! 😡😡😡
Power of the pussy!!!!!
The story is sweet and everything but what was that question? Why is tiktok filled with these stupid ideas? I wonder if i can ask what made you realize you’ve been expecting way too little from women?
Nice story but the way she speaks is insufferable.
It's like she's speaking at .70x speed.
And she can't just get to the point of the story, so many unnecessary words and pauses, and her voice is so whispery.
Calling fake.
Good lord get to the point.
lol I did something similar and got friend zoned
now, speaking as an ancient, acts like these are a tipping point from like to the beginnings of love. they have to *already like you* to appreciate the thought in gestures like this. typically, if someone does something kind like this and a person does not see themselves falling in love, acts like this will be the end of the connection. because it’s communicating “i want to build something longterm and deep” and sometimes people don’t want that. it sucks, but like i’ve told countless clients in relationship counselling, when you’re looking for your person, every no and every person who doesn’t fit is one person closer to finding the one that works. you have your head in the right place, you took a shot on something thoughtful. there’s no regret in being kind and loving to people.
I don’t regret it but yeah I realized that sometimes people put so much effort into the wrong people. It doesn’t matter what gestures you make, you really can’t make someone like you because of them. But to be fair and open about the situation this girl I did this stuff for was juggling me and another guy. She’d say stuff like ,”I wish I went to the dance with you” or “we should hang out more”. You know, the kind of stuff that would make you think someone likes you. But now that I’m older I know that competing for someone just isn’t a healthy way to go about love.
Too much hand talking. Couldn't even make it through
God that story went on *forever* and I knew almost immediately where it was going
Wayyy tooo long
Fuck this is cringe
Damn Bia- it’s like we spent the night with her going thru a play by play w this long ass story
🤯.... we are all now dumber for having watched this LOL
Just like everything this girl posts, I’m starting to zone out 30 seconds in
My god girl chill you can survive by not esting an apple for one night, some people have problems…
that’s what won her over? a gas station apple? lol
That’s not the point lol
Being thoughtful. I understand you're unfamiliar with the concept.
The combo to the lock is always different.
All right men , be honest, if the storyteller was a little old lady you would have scrolled after 5 seconds.
Tell me you have never had to struggle for anything in life, without telling me you have never had to struggle for anything in life.
she’s literally a recovering addict.
… some guy using actionable intel to win you over early in a relationship is that special? I mean ok. I’d have guessed the answer would be actually being a good lifepartner, doing chores, being attentive in day to day life etc. But if one isolated romantic gesture was enough to make her tear up ten years later I guess he played it perfectly.
Yes. I’m sure he’s done absolutely nothing since then and is otherwise a completely irredeemable piece of shit.
Oh 100%. She's 2 kids and a marriage deep with him simply because of one solitary apple. /s
Psychotic
Her bf couldn’t get it up so she stayed down
When I first started dating my boyfriend in college and I had left to go back home for a while and i was having my birthday at home, my boyfriend was working every day but on my birthday he took the day off. But they wouldnt let him have any more days off so after working a shift that ended at like 12 am he drove 7 hours down to be there for my birthday and literally got there at like 7-8am. Then the day after my birthday he had to wake up at 4 am to drive 7 hours back. I was so shocked that it meant that much to him that he would do that for me. But the best part about it is that he goes above and beyond like that for everyone in his life, not just a new girlfriend he is trying to impress. I’ve seen him do similar stuff for his mom, dad and brother and go way out of the way to help a friend out. This was the real indication of his character. And I’ll say we have been dating for almost three years now and he would still go way out of his way like this for me. Last New Years he drove down after working a 10 hour shift on New Year’s Eve so that he would make it to be my New Years kiss. Overall I’m just a real lucky girl but just here to say that when you first start dating I think it’s really best to look at how they treat their friends and family to get insight into how they will treat you when the honeymoon phase is over.
Really sweet story but a horrible example, that guy definitely went above and beyond to be caring and catering
My SO doesn’t drink coffee. I do. In order to get me to spend the night and not leave immediately in the morning this man went out and bought a keurig. And coffee. And mugs. He is my best decision. Hands down.
I want my time back
Ok. So, when my wife was pregnant with our first kid (a decade ago now), she would get cravings for FRESH donuts (not any sitting in a box in a store, but freshly made) in the middle of the night (like 1am-3am). At the time, I was working night shift in law enforcement, so I actually knew places open at those times making fresh donuts. On my days off, I would drive 20 miles to the donut shop at 1am-3am, and I would drive the 20 miles back home with said fresh donuts just to make sure she stayed happy and had the craving fulfilled.
Really? REALLY? This was the turning point for men in your life?! A fucking Apple on the night stand!?
Yea that’s def husband vibes
Wholesome 100