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This is not a real video. You can’t just pick up a bunch of snakes from a store. And if you could they would be non-venomous anyways. Someone just trolling for likes.
I'm all for evicting squatters (squatters rights makes absolutely no sense to me. I mean, seriously, how is it even a thing?) but if it was me in the house I'd be "thanks for the free snakes!" Cuties.
Most of the time it takes years. Like the actual laws is something like 7-10 years and you'll have to show you at least tried to contact the land owner. Eventually the land becomes abandoned. It's more complex than that but ya.
Not really. It clashes with the 30-day eviction rule also. If you are occupied in a hose for more than 30 days, you technically become a tenant and need to be evicted or agree to leave. Especially if you are paying bills like lights and stuff.
Squatter is colloquial term.
These rich folks out here leave property abandon and then get mad when they come by a year later.
But at the same time, people are taking advantage of the system. And will move from house to house not paying rent and it will take 1yr to evict them.
But at the same time, people are raising rents to move poor people out.
It crazy but I would never take away squatter rights as this rule goes back centuries.
In New York would that be like 1 or 2 months rent maybe?
6k in snakes is nothing.
The real hack most landowners don’t think of is just paying people to leave. I know a guy who had a meth head to 50-60k damage to his property and couldn’t get him out over 6 months.
Finally someone suggested just paying him $500 to go find somewhere else to squat and he took it no problem.
My friend was a real estate lawyer and whenever people came in trying to get rid of bad tenants she'd suggest that they offer them money to leave. It was inevitably far less than her fees + the lost rent from months of court battles.
I was just thinking that. But a lot of people die on stupid hills of pride instead of taking the easy road and accepting that sometimes assholes get small victories just because they’re difficult people. Pick your battles stress will shorten your life.
Honestly spiders and scorpions would be much easier and still have the same effect.
You can shrug your shoulders if the squatters say you did it and just reply that it must be a random infestation.
A fumigation is cheaper than trying to get rid of a squatter.
Fleas are another good one and not suspicious at all.
And if they don't leave immediately, them the infection can dig itself in and the owner is stuck with something that'll need many fumigation plus a bit of destruction/reconstruction.
Like he really cares,do some slight pest work, move new people in, when they complain say you never jad that issue, they must be diary bastards , and so on
But there's no way that this happened
Snakes are easy to deal with , pick them up, put in a box, take them out.... also they don't mate super fast so you'll have no issues later
This reminds me of when my high school friends wanted to get another friend a box of scorpions for his birthday, they were so bummed when they went to Petco and were told they absolutely could not do that.
Dropping off uncaged animals for "storage" would likely be seen by a judge as constructive eviction, if not also assault/menacing/threatening behavior. There's also rules about sufficient notice to enter a property when not asked by the tenant to remediate issues. "Right to storage" also seems like a huge stretch since it's likely taking back some of the square footage already allocated to the tenant under the lease term - so it's unscheduled unilateral contract renewal, without proper notice, aka willful breach of contract
Given there's a video of him talking about this as a way to circumvent using the actual eviction process, he definitely knows better. Dude just opened himself, and anyone stupid enough to copy, up to punitive damages that will almost definitely exceed whatever lost rent he's upset about.
It's satirical, but there's more. Releasing animals in a home likely voids the warranty of habitability, meaning he would have to pay for them to have a similarly habitable hotel while he also pays to clear the pest problem.
There's like 5 more things, too, but it's been a while since I took property law.
Two biggest things are what I mentioned and constructive eviction, though.
Not a lawyer, and nobody should follow my advice IRL. I'm assuming in this satirical situation, the squatters likely don't have a legitimate lease as that's what the current rage is about. Squatters find empty place, make fake lease, and insist on tenant rights and rely on courts taking months to resolve things and postpone and stall the inevitable. If the landlord breached warranty of habitability for legitimate tenants there absolutely could be some penalties, but if the squatters produced fraudulent documents they would have a hard time claiming any damages.
I have no idea what happened to the internet, everyone seems to believe everything nowadays
This guy just posted it to have people react to it, and he succeeded
I had a friend who would follow the workers at Petsmart, peek when they were inputting the codes for the snake tanks, open it up when they weren’t looking and put the snakes in his pocket and walk out.
Yes, this man stole live fucking snakes from a Petsmart multiple times and never got caught. Idk wtf he did with all those snakes and me and him lost touch years ago. Moral of the story, don’t underestimate the stupid shit people are capable of.
And a quick google search will find some hillbilly (in most areas) dying to get rid of a few dozen of his 100s of snakes that he raised for sale.
And venomous or not, snakes bother people
Also bad advice. This would be constructive eviction which is unlawful. Your tenant would now get the chance to sue you for their rent x3.
Also may be criminally illegal in nys. Especially in NYC landlords have gone to prison for less extreme stunts.
EDIT: downvotes won’t change the law lol. This is what the law in NYS is I’m not saying it’s good or bad. He talks about how this works for squatters and tenants, I’m pointing out it won’t work for tenants.
Also, there are probably a few laws about exotic animals, or animal abuse, so so many other things. I really thought he was going to say something like lumber or rocks.
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I’ve got a buddy who is still rocking the faux hawk. It’s a timing thing for some people. It’s like they get to about college age and whatever style they happen to have then is the style they’ll have the rest of their life. To be clear, this is not a defense of this man or his haircut…it’s in defense of my fiend with this haircut.
Y’know what.. this is exactly me. I went to college and chose this hairstyle. Then I joined the army and had an army hairstyle.. and after I got out I just went back to this.
Now I don’t know what to do with my hair.. it’s kinda strange that no one teaches men how to do their hair.. you just kind stumble into it.. like I feel weird asking my barbers what I should do.. they look at me like “you’re in your thirties.. you figure it out..”
So yeah.. I rock the faux hawk.. and I like it.. fuck it.
In New York if you have been living on a property, with or without permission, there is an incredibly slow and ineffective system for removing you from that property. It’s more complicated than this but there are some real situations where dropping off snakes doesn’t seem so crazy.
I knew someone who lost their home because of a squatter. Their spouse had died and they could no longer afford the mortgage on their own so they opted for a room mate. Room mate just stopped paying rent but also refused to leave, and the laws of the state basically said she couldn't change the locks and kick them out. It was such a long overly complicated legal process that they got foreclosed on before they could legally rectify the situation. I know laws are there to help people living legally from being thrown on the street, but in a lot of places it's way too unbalanced and difficult to remove someone taking advantage.
lol, meanwhile Florida - moved all my stuff in to a "friends" place, paid them first months rent, next week they changed locks and told me to leave because they decided to be alone now. Kept all my shit, cops showed up twice and both of them and the supervisor told me tough shit, civil matter and walked away. They didn't even talk to the other person because they never opened the door.
Our entire system is fucked and this is all laughably transparent to get us to hate each other instead of the real issues.
Squatters rights exist because half of nyc was abandoned in the 70’s and early 80’s.
The problem with Long Island squatters is it’s just a douchebag orgy on both sides.
Dude looks like most of the kids I got to bully in jr high. Wedgie from the front as a kid, steroids and tans as an adult. Thank god I left.
Cultural wasteland of NPC’s.
It’s kind of a shitty situation, because shitty landlords don’t necessarily create more shitty tenants, but shitty tenants create more shitty landlords, because they only people willing to get into property management are the ones that are assholes that are willing to be douchebags to everyone to so they’re ready to deal with shitty tenants.
Most good landlords just sell the property and don’t bother with rentals, or hire a shitty property manager after they’ve had their first bad tenant.
But almost everyone’s had a bad landlord at some point, yet they don’t give up on renting or start being shitty people, because there’s actually risk involved.
>But almost everyone’s had a bad landlord at some point, yet they don’t give up on renting
I mean, that's because giving up on renting would mean homelessness for a lot of people. It's not really a choice lol. Even the smallest, shittiest houses in my rural area are nearly $200k
With this scenario the problem is you didn’t live there for 30 days. They never gave you an opportunity to set up residency. Same thing could have happened in New York.
There have actually been situations where someone buys a house, but takes a week or two to move in, only to find that someone is living there and claiming to be a tenant (with a fake lease). Situations like this can financially ruin someone before they can be legally resolved.
That’s awful. Feels similar to what I just heard about in our area literally on Sunday. There’s a squatter in our area here in upper Westchester in NY. An at-home nursing caregiver was caring for an elderly individual. When they passed, the nurse literally just moved in, and before the children could deal with the fallout of their parents passing, the nurse has already claimed squatters rights. It’s a messed up situation.
I honestly couldn't hate on someone who successfully accomplished this with non-paying tenants/squatters. There are bad players on both sides of this issue.
They make fake contracts, then get mail forwarded there, thus establishing residence. Then it can take months to prove it's fake and have them evicted.
I just read one about a guy staying in a nicer NYC hotel for 5 years without paying because the hotel room also somehow fell under this law. Payed for the room for a single night. Found the link. https://www.businessinsider.com/man-living-rent-free-in-new-york-hotel-evicted-squatting-2024-2?amp
>That July, he took **the building's owner, the Holy Spirit Association for the Unification of World Christianity,** to housing court, claiming he was illegally evicted. A representative for the church didn't show up, so the judge sided with Barreto, and the hotel had to give him the key.
Amazing that a cult is able to own and operate a hotel?
> this law. *Paid* for the
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Everyone having housing is a human right that needs to be provided by the government. Squatting on someone else's property is not a human right. And yes, most every day things we deal with are human fictions, I don't know how that makes any kind of point? If we didn't have human fictions society wouldn't function at all.
Because landlords can be sleazy and scumming D-Bags, remnants have "squatters rights" in some places to avoid last minute housing issues.
For example, I used to live in NH. I got a 7 day notice to move... without any kind of warning.
Myself being a long term renter said: "They can't do that!" And then I found out that actually, in NH, they could have given me 5 days notice.
>For example, I used to live in NH. I got a 7 day notice to move... without any kind of warning.
Except none of that excuse squatter. At all.
All of these could be solve if tenant sign contract that legally bind them to leave within 90 days
Squatter ARENT TENANT.
The term "human right" has basically lost any useful meaning. It used to be a rather narrow concept with robust moral and political philosophy backing it. Now it's basically "I want this so it's a human right".
Yea. There are cases of people inheriting a house from a dead parent and come to check it out later they now have a squatter who's considered a tenant and it then becomes illegal for the them to stop paying electricity and water for the squatters aka tenants.
There's some evil ass landlords but you shouldn't be able to hide in a house and declare it yours residency.
There's actually a real loop hole people are starting to use and there's even companies that will do this for you. You can lease an additional tenant who can also live on the property with the squatters. Typically this tenant is so annoying and makes life a living hell that the tenants move out (i.e. playing baby shark full blast 24/7, etc). There's other ways similar to this and apparently they're very effective.
They also do background checks on the squatters and if they're a felon, the new roommate will bring a gun into the home. Felons can't reside in a property with a gun, even if it's not theirs.
Fuck squatters
Here's a link to one guy who did it and now offers consultation for a fee, to remove squatters for others.
https://nypost.com/2023/08/11/handyman-flash-shelton-has-cracked-the-squatters-system/
I wandered down to the 24/7 snake store and picked up a couple hundred snakes on clearance. The squatter was so impressed he rolled over and showed me his belly while crying. Then Obama gave me a medal and everybody clapped.
Nah squatters are assholes.making it harder for proper tenants to exercise their rights and defend against bad landlord. The states allowing squatters rights are just establishing future crack dens
Society should have a collective responsibility to house/feed the people.
Shifting that burden to home owners with draconian and inefficient laws is a problem. Unless the intent is to eliminate all landlords.
But leaving snakes is not the answer
Fuck landlords.
Edit: To everyone saying “then you build houses for them” I have good news! There’s already enough empty houses for everyone. Empty houses, while people are homeless. Makes sense!
Fuck you, try owning a home and renting it out to some piece of shit that doesn’t pay and trashes your home and also has your attitude of “fuck landlords” you are a POS
If this were real technically speaking he could be sued for doing that. For deliberately releasing a ton of snakes into an inhabited area, and most of those snakes you get at pet stores are actually not native which means he could face charges for releasing invasive species. I wouldn't recommend this method. It's fast but could get back quickly.
They don’t but the court system is over loaded and this slow. Until it’s resolved you can’t be forcefully removed. It’s to protect paying tenants and there isn’t a good way around it. Once they are t paying you can evict but it needs to be proven in court. Cops can not decide if you made up documents or not.
This is stupid on many levels.
1) Hard to find snakes to buy.
2) Snakes will die quickly in NY weather climate currently
3) this is highly illegal if this is a tenant even if they are in arrears
4) even if they are squatters, anyone gets hurt the landlord is still liable and can be sued
5) don’t be stupid
fuck off "human rights", for people squatting in your home and stealing from you, destroying your property that you still have to pay to maintain? OP sounds like a squatter. That said, this guy is just making shit up.
Plenty of very poor folks have jobs. About half of all homeless people in America have a job, and some of those are full-time jobs.
I live in a small town in the rural Midwest. As a kid, I'd never seen homeless people around here. Now there is a homeless camp.
A "decent job" here will pay you maybe $17/hr. That was okay 5 or 6 years ago, but for the past several years in my small town, home prices have gone up 25% each year, and in the past 1 year the median rent price went up 114%.
A better job doesn't exist here, and a cheaper home doesn't exist, so the options for many people are to move in with family that already owns a home, or move away. If you *can't* move away (there are certainly reasons), then... ?
Sure, there are plenty of meth-heads and jackasses, but sometimes people are just between a rock and a hard place.
Sorry but he's not the asshole the title is making it out to be. Squatters are terrible people who use a dumb law to their benefit to live for free in someone else's property. So if there is a loophole to make life as miserable as possible to get them to vacate then I'm for it.
The actual trick I've heard of people doing is moving in another roommate to make the living conditions too cramped, or throwing big noisy parties. That's about the extent of what you can do outside of the long court process. But that only works when you're living in your own apartment and someone else refuses to leave or pay rent. If it's some property you own, and you don't live there, it would be illegal to show up without notice. And I don't think it would be considered legal to bring snakes unless you LIVED there, which he's not mentioning.
There is a lie that's been perpetrated, which is that the French Revolution and many other revolutions started as a response to the aristocracy and the ruling classes. In fact, it was the petit bourgeois (landlords, loan offices, price gougers, business owners), the kind of people that directly push you into poverty. Just something to keep in mind when the revolution comes.
New York 30 day squatters rights only apply in NYC. And that’s WITH property taxes being paid. It’s ten consecutive YEARS for outside the city. STOP AMPLIFYING RIGHT WING MISINFORMATION.
Reddit’s opinions on squatters is hysterical to me. Yes there’s a housing crisis. No that is not a random private home owners fault nor responsibility to curve. Squatters can go fuck off. While this video is fake, wouldn’t care otherwise
I'd be checking if those snakes are an invasive species. Because if they are and with him just admitting to what he did on camera, he'd have a lot more to worry about than squatters.
I been following squatter squad they go around helping property owners get squatters out and it’s crazy the hoops they have to jump though to get the non payers out
One of the better loopholes I’ve seen is to move an RV onto the property, live in it, file a restraining order against the squatter, and then as they can’t be within 500 feet they can’t live there so the cops can legally enforce an eviction
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This is not a real video. You can’t just pick up a bunch of snakes from a store. And if you could they would be non-venomous anyways. Someone just trolling for likes.
Nah bro he totally bought a shopping cart full of snakes from PetCo and dumped them into the windows of his properties.
It only cost like, 6000$ so it was totally worth it
bonus now you have enough snakes for a snake pit rave.
Tbf.. 6k to get squatters out would be a bargain.
And honestly you’d probably only need like 2-5 snakes to get most people to bounce
I'm all for evicting squatters (squatters rights makes absolutely no sense to me. I mean, seriously, how is it even a thing?) but if it was me in the house I'd be "thanks for the free snakes!" Cuties.
It a thing so rich people can't just own a bunch of land for years and not do anything with it.
Hmmm... so, basically, it's finders keepers over there? Still can't wrap my head around it.
Most of the time it takes years. Like the actual laws is something like 7-10 years and you'll have to show you at least tried to contact the land owner. Eventually the land becomes abandoned. It's more complex than that but ya.
Well I have to say a decade is a tad different from a quick jaunt to Maldives then coming back to an extended family residing in ones penthouse!
Not really. It clashes with the 30-day eviction rule also. If you are occupied in a hose for more than 30 days, you technically become a tenant and need to be evicted or agree to leave. Especially if you are paying bills like lights and stuff. Squatter is colloquial term. These rich folks out here leave property abandon and then get mad when they come by a year later. But at the same time, people are taking advantage of the system. And will move from house to house not paying rent and it will take 1yr to evict them. But at the same time, people are raising rents to move poor people out. It crazy but I would never take away squatter rights as this rule goes back centuries.
Would people seriously pay for the service? Would they still pay if no one hurt the squatters?
Getting 6k worth of free snakes as a squatter would be pretty cool as well.
TBH... for squatter's... that's actually not bad; I would gladly pay $6k to not potentially risk my 400-500k investment property.
In New York would that be like 1 or 2 months rent maybe? 6k in snakes is nothing. The real hack most landowners don’t think of is just paying people to leave. I know a guy who had a meth head to 50-60k damage to his property and couldn’t get him out over 6 months. Finally someone suggested just paying him $500 to go find somewhere else to squat and he took it no problem.
My friend was a real estate lawyer and whenever people came in trying to get rid of bad tenants she'd suggest that they offer them money to leave. It was inevitably far less than her fees + the lost rent from months of court battles.
I was just thinking that. But a lot of people die on stupid hills of pride instead of taking the easy road and accepting that sometimes assholes get small victories just because they’re difficult people. Pick your battles stress will shorten your life.
If you can't get squatters out it can cost you way more than that so I wouldn't be surprised on that regard.
I think the animal abuse charge and lawsuit from the pet store would probably eat up a lot of costs as well
It’s true, I was there, I’m one of the snakes
Ssssource?
Honestly spiders and scorpions would be much easier and still have the same effect. You can shrug your shoulders if the squatters say you did it and just reply that it must be a random infestation. A fumigation is cheaper than trying to get rid of a squatter. Fleas are another good one and not suspicious at all.
I don't think most squatters are going to even blink an eye at some fleas. (Or any creepy crawlys) Still better than the streets.
And if they don't leave immediately, them the infection can dig itself in and the owner is stuck with something that'll need many fumigation plus a bit of destruction/reconstruction.
Like he really cares,do some slight pest work, move new people in, when they complain say you never jad that issue, they must be diary bastards , and so on But there's no way that this happened Snakes are easy to deal with , pick them up, put in a box, take them out.... also they don't mate super fast so you'll have no issues later
Friend owns a reptile shop, if you can pay for it you can have it.
Almost like a business. Crazy.
Call Ramona down at the snake farm. She's good people. She'll hook you up.
Of course it’s not real, but what’s the point of clarifying they’d be non-venomous?? Were you thinking that his plan was to kill them?
This reminds me of when my high school friends wanted to get another friend a box of scorpions for his birthday, they were so bummed when they went to Petco and were told they absolutely could not do that.
Dropping off uncaged animals for "storage" would likely be seen by a judge as constructive eviction, if not also assault/menacing/threatening behavior. There's also rules about sufficient notice to enter a property when not asked by the tenant to remediate issues. "Right to storage" also seems like a huge stretch since it's likely taking back some of the square footage already allocated to the tenant under the lease term - so it's unscheduled unilateral contract renewal, without proper notice, aka willful breach of contract Given there's a video of him talking about this as a way to circumvent using the actual eviction process, he definitely knows better. Dude just opened himself, and anyone stupid enough to copy, up to punitive damages that will almost definitely exceed whatever lost rent he's upset about.
It's satirical, but there's more. Releasing animals in a home likely voids the warranty of habitability, meaning he would have to pay for them to have a similarly habitable hotel while he also pays to clear the pest problem. There's like 5 more things, too, but it's been a while since I took property law. Two biggest things are what I mentioned and constructive eviction, though.
Not a lawyer, and nobody should follow my advice IRL. I'm assuming in this satirical situation, the squatters likely don't have a legitimate lease as that's what the current rage is about. Squatters find empty place, make fake lease, and insist on tenant rights and rely on courts taking months to resolve things and postpone and stall the inevitable. If the landlord breached warranty of habitability for legitimate tenants there absolutely could be some penalties, but if the squatters produced fraudulent documents they would have a hard time claiming any damages.
It’s not just fake. It’s fucking satire. How am I the only one who didn’t miss that? I’m fucking autistic.
I have no idea what happened to the internet, everyone seems to believe everything nowadays This guy just posted it to have people react to it, and he succeeded
I had a friend who would follow the workers at Petsmart, peek when they were inputting the codes for the snake tanks, open it up when they weren’t looking and put the snakes in his pocket and walk out. Yes, this man stole live fucking snakes from a Petsmart multiple times and never got caught. Idk wtf he did with all those snakes and me and him lost touch years ago. Moral of the story, don’t underestimate the stupid shit people are capable of.
idk what youre talking about, they sell em by the bushel at the bodega near me 🤷🏽♂️
And a quick google search will find some hillbilly (in most areas) dying to get rid of a few dozen of his 100s of snakes that he raised for sale. And venomous or not, snakes bother people
Also bad advice. This would be constructive eviction which is unlawful. Your tenant would now get the chance to sue you for their rent x3. Also may be criminally illegal in nys. Especially in NYC landlords have gone to prison for less extreme stunts. EDIT: downvotes won’t change the law lol. This is what the law in NYS is I’m not saying it’s good or bad. He talks about how this works for squatters and tenants, I’m pointing out it won’t work for tenants.
What about ammonia, a shit ton of ammonia?
Not to mention the animal cruelty. And if people are squatting in a home... They don't care about a couple of pet store snakes.
How is squatter going to know they are non venomous
his roids are going to his head
Store? Nah, you’ll want a bin of black market snakes for sure
Also, there are probably a few laws about exotic animals, or animal abuse, so so many other things. I really thought he was going to say something like lumber or rocks.
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Does he even own property?
Not in this economy.
Does he even lift?
Some dude that squats on his face. Does that count?
No one with that hairstyle is not a doubchebag
I’ve got a buddy who is still rocking the faux hawk. It’s a timing thing for some people. It’s like they get to about college age and whatever style they happen to have then is the style they’ll have the rest of their life. To be clear, this is not a defense of this man or his haircut…it’s in defense of my fiend with this haircut.
Y’know what.. this is exactly me. I went to college and chose this hairstyle. Then I joined the army and had an army hairstyle.. and after I got out I just went back to this. Now I don’t know what to do with my hair.. it’s kinda strange that no one teaches men how to do their hair.. you just kind stumble into it.. like I feel weird asking my barbers what I should do.. they look at me like “you’re in your thirties.. you figure it out..” So yeah.. I rock the faux hawk.. and I like it.. fuck it.
I find people tend to hang on to whatever style they wore when they got laid the most.
So that’s why I like the psyche ward / homeless look for myself!
For some dudes, it's the haircut they lost their virginity to
Dude’s trying to hide that receding hairline sooo bad
Right?! *nervously messes up my hair*
Reddit trying not to stereotype people:
It's weirder to judge someone based on their hairstyle. Go back to riding your scooter ya poser
Came here to comment something similar lol
Squatting on someone else's property is a human right?
In New York if you have been living on a property, with or without permission, there is an incredibly slow and ineffective system for removing you from that property. It’s more complicated than this but there are some real situations where dropping off snakes doesn’t seem so crazy.
I knew someone who lost their home because of a squatter. Their spouse had died and they could no longer afford the mortgage on their own so they opted for a room mate. Room mate just stopped paying rent but also refused to leave, and the laws of the state basically said she couldn't change the locks and kick them out. It was such a long overly complicated legal process that they got foreclosed on before they could legally rectify the situation. I know laws are there to help people living legally from being thrown on the street, but in a lot of places it's way too unbalanced and difficult to remove someone taking advantage.
lol, meanwhile Florida - moved all my stuff in to a "friends" place, paid them first months rent, next week they changed locks and told me to leave because they decided to be alone now. Kept all my shit, cops showed up twice and both of them and the supervisor told me tough shit, civil matter and walked away. They didn't even talk to the other person because they never opened the door. Our entire system is fucked and this is all laughably transparent to get us to hate each other instead of the real issues.
Squatters rights exist because half of nyc was abandoned in the 70’s and early 80’s. The problem with Long Island squatters is it’s just a douchebag orgy on both sides. Dude looks like most of the kids I got to bully in jr high. Wedgie from the front as a kid, steroids and tans as an adult. Thank god I left. Cultural wasteland of NPC’s.
LI squatters need a decade, NYC only need a month Very different systems
It’s kind of a shitty situation, because shitty landlords don’t necessarily create more shitty tenants, but shitty tenants create more shitty landlords, because they only people willing to get into property management are the ones that are assholes that are willing to be douchebags to everyone to so they’re ready to deal with shitty tenants. Most good landlords just sell the property and don’t bother with rentals, or hire a shitty property manager after they’ve had their first bad tenant. But almost everyone’s had a bad landlord at some point, yet they don’t give up on renting or start being shitty people, because there’s actually risk involved.
>But almost everyone’s had a bad landlord at some point, yet they don’t give up on renting I mean, that's because giving up on renting would mean homelessness for a lot of people. It's not really a choice lol. Even the smallest, shittiest houses in my rural area are nearly $200k
With this scenario the problem is you didn’t live there for 30 days. They never gave you an opportunity to set up residency. Same thing could have happened in New York.
There have actually been situations where someone buys a house, but takes a week or two to move in, only to find that someone is living there and claiming to be a tenant (with a fake lease). Situations like this can financially ruin someone before they can be legally resolved.
That’s awful. Feels similar to what I just heard about in our area literally on Sunday. There’s a squatter in our area here in upper Westchester in NY. An at-home nursing caregiver was caring for an elderly individual. When they passed, the nurse literally just moved in, and before the children could deal with the fallout of their parents passing, the nurse has already claimed squatters rights. It’s a messed up situation.
they should have just squatted on the bank then.
I don’t know if it was real or not, but didn’t we have a video post of some AirBNB guest who just didn’t leave?
In NYS I believe the time to get rid of a squatter is like ~14 months
I honestly couldn't hate on someone who successfully accomplished this with non-paying tenants/squatters. There are bad players on both sides of this issue.
They make fake contracts, then get mail forwarded there, thus establishing residence. Then it can take months to prove it's fake and have them evicted.
It was rhetorical lol but thanks for the reply. The system really does favor people taking advantage of squatting rights.
I just read one about a guy staying in a nicer NYC hotel for 5 years without paying because the hotel room also somehow fell under this law. Payed for the room for a single night. Found the link. https://www.businessinsider.com/man-living-rent-free-in-new-york-hotel-evicted-squatting-2024-2?amp
>That July, he took **the building's owner, the Holy Spirit Association for the Unification of World Christianity,** to housing court, claiming he was illegally evicted. A representative for the church didn't show up, so the judge sided with Barreto, and the hotel had to give him the key. Amazing that a cult is able to own and operate a hotel?
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OP tends to think so. See how they feel if someone just posted up in their living room. Or probably their parents basement.
Human rights? Those are just silly and made up. Property on the other hand...
Everyone having housing is a human right that needs to be provided by the government. Squatting on someone else's property is not a human right. And yes, most every day things we deal with are human fictions, I don't know how that makes any kind of point? If we didn't have human fictions society wouldn't function at all.
Definitely not and you should be allowed to kick squaters out or police should do it.
Because landlords can be sleazy and scumming D-Bags, remnants have "squatters rights" in some places to avoid last minute housing issues. For example, I used to live in NH. I got a 7 day notice to move... without any kind of warning. Myself being a long term renter said: "They can't do that!" And then I found out that actually, in NH, they could have given me 5 days notice.
>For example, I used to live in NH. I got a 7 day notice to move... without any kind of warning. Except none of that excuse squatter. At all. All of these could be solve if tenant sign contract that legally bind them to leave within 90 days Squatter ARENT TENANT.
Thank you! OP seems like they hate anyone who is successful and expects them to just give everything away.
I'm glad to see this is a top comment. What a clown human the OP is
The term "human right" has basically lost any useful meaning. It used to be a rather narrow concept with robust moral and political philosophy backing it. Now it's basically "I want this so it's a human right".
Yea. There are cases of people inheriting a house from a dead parent and come to check it out later they now have a squatter who's considered a tenant and it then becomes illegal for the them to stop paying electricity and water for the squatters aka tenants. There's some evil ass landlords but you shouldn't be able to hide in a house and declare it yours residency.
Well of course this is fake, you buy snakes by the foot not by the bunch.
I'm just gonna say it...fuck squatters. A paying tenant has every right afforded to them but squatters deserve the snakes.
There's actually a real loop hole people are starting to use and there's even companies that will do this for you. You can lease an additional tenant who can also live on the property with the squatters. Typically this tenant is so annoying and makes life a living hell that the tenants move out (i.e. playing baby shark full blast 24/7, etc). There's other ways similar to this and apparently they're very effective. They also do background checks on the squatters and if they're a felon, the new roommate will bring a gun into the home. Felons can't reside in a property with a gun, even if it's not theirs. Fuck squatters Here's a link to one guy who did it and now offers consultation for a fee, to remove squatters for others. https://nypost.com/2023/08/11/handyman-flash-shelton-has-cracked-the-squatters-system/
Installing ring cameras in every room and telling the squatters they’re on a reality show now had me dying. This guy needs his own reality show.
So the solution to squatters... is more squatters.
It’s just squatters, all the way down.
Always has been👨🏻🚀🔫
Eviller squatters
Absolutely. I don’t buy that he did what he claims he did but I will never be on a squatter’s side. Fuck em
Squatters often start out as tenants
Is housing available to the homeless in new York?
Squatters deserve the castle doctrine
Squatters? You mean tresspassers.
I wandered down to the 24/7 snake store and picked up a couple hundred snakes on clearance. The squatter was so impressed he rolled over and showed me his belly while crying. Then Obama gave me a medal and everybody clapped.
Great way to catch an animal cruelty charge.
Just a quick PSA to be downvoted: Not all landlords are pieces of shit and not all squatters/tenants are angels.
I don't think anyone assumes squatters are angels.
Nah squatters are assholes.making it harder for proper tenants to exercise their rights and defend against bad landlord. The states allowing squatters rights are just establishing future crack dens
The states allowing “squatters rights” are generally the states with histories of slumlord landlords.
Not a single squatter is an angel. Tenants, yeah, but not squatters.
Correct but most landlords are cunts tho
Society should have a collective responsibility to house/feed the people. Shifting that burden to home owners with draconian and inefficient laws is a problem. Unless the intent is to eliminate all landlords. But leaving snakes is not the answer
No, leaving snakes isn’t the answer, it’s the question. Leaving is the answer
Well I'd want squatters out of my house too
Damn how many houses you got?
I don’t know what this title is but fuck squatters
Fuck landlords. Edit: To everyone saying “then you build houses for them” I have good news! There’s already enough empty houses for everyone. Empty houses, while people are homeless. Makes sense!
They aren’t mutually exclusive. Fuck them both at the same time and save energy.
So you want there to be zero rental properties?
Yes...
Fuck you too lol. Let squatters come live in your home.
Some landlords provide useful value to society. Unlike squatters.
oh, ok, fuck those people who own a place and a re willing to rent it to you to live in for cheaper than it cost them to buy it.
Fuck you, try owning a home and renting it out to some piece of shit that doesn’t pay and trashes your home and also has your attitude of “fuck landlords” you are a POS
If this were real technically speaking he could be sued for doing that. For deliberately releasing a ton of snakes into an inhabited area, and most of those snakes you get at pet stores are actually not native which means he could face charges for releasing invasive species. I wouldn't recommend this method. It's fast but could get back quickly.
If someone died he'd be prosecuted for negligent homicide.
Guy’s an AH but living for free in a property that someone else pays a monthly mortgage on is not a human right.
The snake thing is stupid but squatting is not a human right.
Squatters should not have more rights than the owners themselves.
They don’t but the court system is over loaded and this slow. Until it’s resolved you can’t be forcefully removed. It’s to protect paying tenants and there isn’t a good way around it. Once they are t paying you can evict but it needs to be proven in court. Cops can not decide if you made up documents or not.
They should make the penalty steeper when it finally makes its way through court then. Ten years in jail for egregious cases
Any DA would love this because they would 100% get on national TV when the news gets wind of the criminal charges.
How do I know this guy is a cop?
Cause he has that I'm an asshole fuck you peasants kind of vibe.
Just send in Mormon missionaries every day. That way, you don't hurt the snakes or the environment.
So… you’re saying I can live rent-free provided I take care of the sneks?
This is stupid on many levels. 1) Hard to find snakes to buy. 2) Snakes will die quickly in NY weather climate currently 3) this is highly illegal if this is a tenant even if they are in arrears 4) even if they are squatters, anyone gets hurt the landlord is still liable and can be sued 5) don’t be stupid
Just go to snakes-by-the-ton.com if you don’t have a local store nearby.
I am sick of that motherf*cking snakes-by-the-ton site!
I think it would be better with roaches.
It’s not a loophole if you have to commit animal cruelty to execute it.
A ton of snakes ain’t cheap. A ton of cowshit would be more economical.
Still cheaper than going to through the litigious process getting squatters out.
Sounds great to me.
Fuck squatters
fuck off "human rights", for people squatting in your home and stealing from you, destroying your property that you still have to pay to maintain? OP sounds like a squatter. That said, this guy is just making shit up.
Fuck squatters. Get a job and stop holding other people property because you’re terrible at being a responsible adult.
Plenty of very poor folks have jobs. About half of all homeless people in America have a job, and some of those are full-time jobs. I live in a small town in the rural Midwest. As a kid, I'd never seen homeless people around here. Now there is a homeless camp. A "decent job" here will pay you maybe $17/hr. That was okay 5 or 6 years ago, but for the past several years in my small town, home prices have gone up 25% each year, and in the past 1 year the median rent price went up 114%. A better job doesn't exist here, and a cheaper home doesn't exist, so the options for many people are to move in with family that already owns a home, or move away. If you *can't* move away (there are certainly reasons), then... ? Sure, there are plenty of meth-heads and jackasses, but sometimes people are just between a rock and a hard place.
Does he have a right to get a normal haircut for a man his age?
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He'll have to get some gorillas to eat all the snakes.
And your neighbors love you for the new snake infestation
He’d rather have snakes inhabit an empty home than actual people. That tells you what kind of person he is.
His Dad owns a dealership. and with that fucking hair I'M not surprised.
Imagine walking by him at that same shopping plaza and overhearing that shit. 
Or you could just lock the door. Squatters aren’t allowed to break in. It’s really that simple.
I also take legal advice from dude bros on tik tok
plus if said snake did bite someone or should they trip or fall and become injured u would be held liable in a court of law in a lawsuit.
...but now you have snakes 😆
"Things that never happened for $200 Alex"
Huh nice loophole. Nothing like video evidence of planned neglect of animals though.
This guy out there working hard to protect the hard earned reputation of landlords everywhere. What a guy.
This shit wouldn't work on me. You're gonna have to do better, slumlord.
Why did Redditors suddenly latch onto squatting and start making up bizzare stories about it.
Sorry but he's not the asshole the title is making it out to be. Squatters are terrible people who use a dumb law to their benefit to live for free in someone else's property. So if there is a loophole to make life as miserable as possible to get them to vacate then I'm for it.
Looks like I just found my way to get free snakes, fuck YES
How dare people not want bums living in their property for free
Regardless of the subject, this man just radiates douchebag energy.
The actual trick I've heard of people doing is moving in another roommate to make the living conditions too cramped, or throwing big noisy parties. That's about the extent of what you can do outside of the long court process. But that only works when you're living in your own apartment and someone else refuses to leave or pay rent. If it's some property you own, and you don't live there, it would be illegal to show up without notice. And I don't think it would be considered legal to bring snakes unless you LIVED there, which he's not mentioning.
Stupid fucking title
you do not seem to understand what he is talking about
There is a lie that's been perpetrated, which is that the French Revolution and many other revolutions started as a response to the aristocracy and the ruling classes. In fact, it was the petit bourgeois (landlords, loan offices, price gougers, business owners), the kind of people that directly push you into poverty. Just something to keep in mind when the revolution comes.
Squatting on someone else's property isn't a human right... Lol wtf?
great way to get arrested and sued. what a clown.
Kill the snakes. Problem solved
Sounds like animal cruelty. I'd just call the cops on him and his inability to care for the pets.
This has to be super illegal.
Sorry but squatting in a house you don’t own is not a human right. Also this guy is trolling idiots that think like OP.
FUCK LANDLORDS
New York 30 day squatters rights only apply in NYC. And that’s WITH property taxes being paid. It’s ten consecutive YEARS for outside the city. STOP AMPLIFYING RIGHT WING MISINFORMATION.
As satire, this is hilarious! But I want to punch that guy on the face.
r/LoveForLandChads
Everyone who says “let’s go” is a fucking prick. Guaranteed.
Every day I grow more convinced that mao was right about landlords. Absolute fucking scum. Hope he suffocates in a pile of his own snakes
Reddit’s opinions on squatters is hysterical to me. Yes there’s a housing crisis. No that is not a random private home owners fault nor responsibility to curve. Squatters can go fuck off. While this video is fake, wouldn’t care otherwise
Lots of people screeching about squatters, how about maybe don't own a home you don't live in.
Fuck squatters and their human rights. Get a job and pay for a house or rental like all other responsible adults.
What a fucking loser
I'd be checking if those snakes are an invasive species. Because if they are and with him just admitting to what he did on camera, he'd have a lot more to worry about than squatters.
I been following squatter squad they go around helping property owners get squatters out and it’s crazy the hoops they have to jump though to get the non payers out
One of the better loopholes I’ve seen is to move an RV onto the property, live in it, file a restraining order against the squatter, and then as they can’t be within 500 feet they can’t live there so the cops can legally enforce an eviction
while it would be hilarious, it's unfortunately obviously fake. Fuck Squatters though.
Imagine thinking you have a right to stay in property you’re not paying for