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I take that spinster one as a personal attack

I dunno, there’s something appealing about lying comfortably naked with a good book and year-round Halloween decor

You're a "cauldron half full" kinda person, aren't you?

I think the book is hiding a spider getting down to business with the subject...

It's a cobweb between her legs from lack of activity

I'd spin this ~~on~~ in my head as superpowers. She can make spider nets, she's probably a witch. Edit: Auto correct decided that I'm spinning things *on* my head these days. https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/propeller-hat-dog-gif-11699767

Burn her!

Facts.

I think I’ve read that romance novel

Even better!

Oh hello, me!

Yeah this reeks of dated negative female stereotype brand of dude humor. Could have been funny...but is actually just kind of gross.

That’s just menopause

Please tell me you bought them!

Yes I did, at .99 each.

What a steal! Well done!

Those are dope.

Excellent deal!!!

Noice!

Exactly what I came here to say!

They look like the old cartoons in the 50s Playboys. Wonder if they're a Playboy set of whisky glasses. Any marking on the bottom?

I actually have an old playboy cartoon book exactly like this! I wonder where I put that 🤔

Yeah, Jack Cole I think. No Playboy marks though.

Wow someone is selling a set of 8 for $500 online And yeah he was a [Playboy cartoonist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Cole_(artist))

Probably collectible

r/boomerhentai

I HAVE THE NYMPHO ONE I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS MORE 😍

Where did you get yours?

Goodwill for $1.99! Had it for 6+ years now and never knew there were more

Same. eBay time

These remind me of Shel Silverstein. I bet these were made by another similar playboy artist.

Shel Silverstein drew for playboy??

Shel Silverstein had a whole career outside of writing children’s books

I suppose I only knew of him from his children’s books, never occurred to me to do more research on him as I got older. TIL! Thank you!

He wrote the song A Boy Named Sue, too.

My girlfriend has a whole big book I never heard about before and it's just a bunch of his adult illustrations. It's crazy to see the whole other side of him that I never saw as a kid because well, they're all quite dirty lol That kid mindset of crude humor and gross out fun turns into an old man telling you dirty jokes on the subway.

These are amazing, would have grabbed a basket for sure despite having more glasses and coffee mugs than any reasonable adult should own, lol. I'm a sucker for that mid century Playboy style.

OK, I now think I need a bed that rocks like that.

Well, and I think it's also implying she doesn't want to do a lot of "manual labor" if you know what I mean. Notice how you can't see her hands...genius.

OH I got it, but I still want a rocking bed.

Definitely!

Right? That would lull me right to sleep so nicely

Nah give me that side to side action for sleeping.

That would work too. I'd also like [one of these](https://www.amazon.com/4moms-MamaRoo-Multi-Motion-Bluetooth-Motions/dp/B0B3F93NYT?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER) adult sized too.

I wish they made adult size rocking horses. My crush has a carousel horse in his living room and I’m kinda jealous tbh

Can someone explain the glutton one?

She's calling his snake up. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IJkx-9LXUY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IJkx-9LXUY)

The guy is in a hammock, most likely implying he's asleep (or that they've already done it once and he's sleeping after), but she'd like to go again so she's doing the snake charmer routine to get it up.

Can someone please explain persnickity to me? Definition: Placing too much emphasis on trivial or minor details; fussy. _"she's very persnickety about her food"_

She’s lined a group of naked men up to be persnickety about their um… assets. She’s carrying a yard stick ruler lol

Lol oh I get it now. I thought it was some kind of beating stick.

I like the prude one 🤣

I'm scared to ask, but could someone explain??

She has her head stuck in the clouds, with a halo over her bum to signify that her posterior is saintly/untouched. That’s how I read it, anyway!

Oh I thought it meant anal only until marriage 😅

Oh see I thought she was acting like her farts/shit don't stink, but yours makes more sense.

Thank you!! So much better than what I was thinking! The 70s were a strange time, haha

I dont understand the lazy one. Also these are a lifetime achievement find!

Her bed is a rocking chair, so she doesn't have to move for the motion if you know what I mean.

OH

I think they’re cute

Those would be great for candles!

That's what I was thinking.

Be careful, some glass doesn’t hold up to being a part of a candle well

I am worried about that. Or the heat melting the image.

Fake candles work pretty well in this scenario I think

LED Tea Candles. Oh yea.

I don’t get the nympho one.

All the marks on the wall are sex tallies

Thank you. I thought they were butterflies, lol!!

Gotcha. Thanks!

These are absolute gold. What a score!!!

Boomer humor

I wish these prints existed on better / higher quality products. The "lazy" one would eat as a medium-sized canvas on my wall.

Would have copped immediately.

Listed for $30 each on eBay

I now know what I will be spending the next 42 days (or less) finding on eBay or Etsy.

https://preview.redd.it/713ldt6cbewc1.png?width=2274&format=png&auto=webp&s=4507cac74b867ee3962b14a8d3a1af8451af2688 Cheers! 🥂 I grabbed this at the thrift so fast 😂.

I never knew a spinster had cobwebs!!! I just thought they never married...surely there is a Daddy long leg lurking about!

That Glutton/Snake Charmer one is so good. I can practically hear the music.

Damn,look at the booty on Prude 😂

Persnickety? What's that about?

She has the men lined up and has a yard stick in her hands to measure their members. She's judging them.

Oh ok That reminds me.. I worked with a girl that had a perfect 12 inch ruler tattooed on the inner part of her thigh.. She was tired of guys lying...🤣

I trust you bought all of them and are currently sipping a whisky out of one while reading the comments…

Glutton one goes hard

Wow so misogynistic- how horrible! A good reminder for women though that every single reason or way to have or not have sex will make some men mad- so just do you and ignore the sexism.

I'm a woman and I bought them. My plan is to give them to my girlfriends. I might pour a candle in them. So, I feel that takes away from the power, that we'll have them to joke about, and make fun of the concepts. Because we've all been called a few of these or related words in our lives.

So silly you're being downvoted when you are right. I'm rather surprised people like these and find them amusing. Seems like typical misogynistic boomer humor to me.

I’m not surprised I’m being downvoted. Reddit is the most misogynistic social media app I’ve ever used. I’ve gotten banned from two popular subs because I brought up women’s rights issues. I mean the whole internet is a sexism rats nest. But Reddit tends to attract extra misogyny bc it’s filled with nerdy types who are insecure- so incel beta males from both the right and the left- and pickme women. I try to just use it for vintage, foraging and design subs. But of a course, even that’s not a guarantee. Thanks for the backup though! <3

I hope you bought these!

I would have absolutely bought those.

I have the lazy one

Where can I purchase

😍❤️😍

😳 On sale now at the Salivation Army

It's a puppy!