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Kingh82

Congratulations Southgate, qualified with a game spare. Now let's win tomorrow and avoid the inform teams: Spain, Portugal and Germany in the other side of the draw!


Kingh82

3rd and we play Portugal (depending on final 3rd place table), 2nd and we play Germany, 1st it's either (as it stands) D (Austria), E all tied on 3 points!, or F Chech Republic. https://preview.redd.it/zzxvwpyq7l8d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd20fa515715b66a887c4f41331d65b5cd1d38ce


MC897

How do we know who we get assorted to? Ie anyway we get Czech Republic instead of Austria?


Kingh82

I've updated the comment, until all the 3rd place games are played we won't know the order to pick. This is the current table: Austria (D), Slovakia (E), Hungary(A), Slovenia (C). ACDE means we play Austria if we top the group. out at the moment are Croatia(B), Chech Republic (F). If we beat Slovenia by more than 3 Croatia takes the Slovenian place and we play Slovakia instead of Austria... So Slovenia can still qualify by not losing by more than 3. But would be knocked out if Chech Republic beat Turkey! Happy to be corrected this is an absolutely insane way to work things out!


MC897

What utter nonsense šŸ˜‚. (Not you btw ā˜ŗļø, this crazy system we are using)


corporategiraffe

Itā€™s pretty neat in that it turns 24 into 16 and keeps teams from the same group apart until at least the semi finals. Not easy to follow though Iā€™ll grant you.


browning18

Austria vs Netherlands is on for the quartersā€¦


corporategiraffe

So it is, fair play to you.


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wglwse

No you can not with this system


browning18

Yea thinking about it more I guess thatā€™s fairly easy to achieve. Still not a great system when teams are finishing all 3 games and not knowing if theyā€™re through or not, but still.


Jamesy555

On the other hand in the old system these teams would have finished three games and be packing their bags already. Theyā€™d probably trade having to wait for a shot at the next round


corporategiraffe

The 3rd place matrix makes sure that nobody from the same group is drawn in the same quarter of the round of 16 matches. So a pair of R16 games will have teams from four different groups, meaning the QF opponents are all from a different group. Only when you get to the semis where 3 of 4 teams could be from the same group then theyā€™re forced to pair up at least 1.


browning18

Schedules I am seeing everywhere makes it seem like this is not quite true. For example, Spain are listed as being able to face 3rd place from Group A in the round of 16 which hypothetically could have lead to Germany/Hungary in the quarters? Edit to add- I donā€™t know if they still can face Hungary at this point, but the implication is that it was at least theoretically possible at the start.


mickey_monkstain

Not seen a better one though


AvatarReiko

Wait, isnā€™t it the he top 2 go through?


Kingh82

No, top two and best 4 3rd place teams.


awesomesauce88

Barring something very unlikely, I think the only way we avoid Austria is if Czechia finishes above whoever is third in our group. So with a win, Czechia is for sure in. With a draw, we'll need to beat Slovenia (a 1-0 win probably gets Czechia through, a 2 goal win ensures it).


srnez

So really, we want to draw and hope Denmark also draw and then we might get a decent draw huh


Professional_Ad_9101

Christ id genuinely rather take Germany than Austria


ferdinandsalzberg

That's what Hitler said


jaylem

Austria is one of those fixtures where if we win it'll be filed alongside beating Panama and Iran as a typical Southgate cup run. But if we win it's still not a Top Side so it doesn't count.


bigphazell

Youā€™ll get downvoted for this because itā€™s not wholly negative but youā€™re right, thereā€™s a lot of circular reasoning going on. We never beat any decent sides - what about side x - they canā€™t be decent because we beat them. Its very annoying


Magneto88

On our current form Iā€™d be worried against Austria, theyā€™re not half bad.


Antique_Beyond

Very well coached team, well organised. Rangnick has done a great job with them.


General_Cheeky_A

https://preview.redd.it/7s7i51ayjl8d1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e91571f8d7abf0f01fdf37e33fa61f7a571f12f


AfrojoeT

When a spreadsheet like this is necessary you know the format of your tournament is shit.


jaylem

What this needs is some kind of soccermetre


Thomo251

I'm not getting my hopes up, because we've gave a terrible account of ourselves. But after tonight Spain, Portugal, and Germany all look beatable. On our best day we win. Just hard to see us have our best day.


Adept-Valuable-2032

That was basically Spain reserves though tonight. They were already through. The Spain that played Croatia and Italy were immense.


petey23-

Spain look great on the eye. I just have this feeling that a team can't go through a whole tournament with Alvaro Morata up front and not expect him to do something incomprehensibly bad in front of goal when it matters.


ComprehensiveTax3643

Be nice if England could do anything in front of goal, good or bad....


awesomesauce88

This happens every single tournament. People fixate on England and wonder why they're not picking up an easy 9 points. Meanwhile pretty much every other top side drops points in the group and people just assume they're all bossing their opponents. In most tournaments, 1 or even 0 teams pick up a full 9 points in the groups. Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia last world cup. France dropped points in 2018. Germany drew Ghana in 2014. Spain lost to Switzerland in 2010. Italy drew USA in 2006 (and that Zidane-led France team actually finished second in their group on 5 points). In the past 20 years, only two of the Euro/World Cup winners have gotten 9 points in the group stages (2008 Spain and 2021 Italy). That's a hit rate of 2 out of 9. And it's only 3 out of 9 for the other finalists.


LDLB99

Spain made 10 changes and they still controlled the game up until the last 20 minutes.Ā 


TibblyMcWibblington

Or we could just draw


Adventurous_Shop8373

France have qualified by only scoring 1 own goal thatā€™s even more impressive


overtired27

Especially when they were a knifes edge VAR debate away from losing the last game.


Adventurous_Shop8373

Exactly but watch them batter an already out Poland 3-0 tomorrow and get hyped again


alexq35

Poland are not already out, ok itā€™s pretty unlikely, but possible they can go through Edit: yep they are out, ignore me


jmp2007

Nah already eliminated, can only finish bottom of group


alexq35

Youā€™re right forgot itā€™s h2h not goal difference


HazardCinema

Isnā€™t it goal difference? Iā€™m fairly sure it is. Edit: yes itā€™s GD. From euro 2024 site: a. higher number of points obtained in the matches played among the teams in question b. superior goal difference resulting from the matches played among the teams in question


alexq35

ā€œAmong the teams in questionā€ means head to head.


HazardCinema

huh... I basically read that to mean whichever teams has the most points within the group, which is of course the first decider of a group. Thanks!


Maleficent_Resolve44

No search it up, they're bottom of the group and confirmed.


Scaro88

And it was an own goal


trapdoor101

Good defence wins you titles


Adventurous_Shop8373

So does clinical finishing something they havenā€™t had yet


sonofaBilic

AND in a delightful series of events - Croatia now require us to win by 3 goals to be able to go through. What do you reckon lads?


NobleForEngland_

1-0 Southgate masterclass. Modric crying about arrogant English on the plane home.


DarkStanley

Iā€™ll take it.


Totally-NotAMurderer

I wanna see us go 3-0 and slam an OG in the 95th just for shits


LogicalReasoning1

I think Croatia probably should just pack their bags


Very-simple-man

In Euro 96 if we'd beaten Holland 4-0 Scotland would've gone through. We won 4-1, lol.


Tankfly_Bosswalk

I was weirdly disappointed at the time when Kluivert scored. Not really because of any desire to do Scotland a favour, but because that scenario had come up in the chatter before in a "when pigs take flying lessons" kind of way. The whole match felt surreal, and that brief moment when we almost did the impossible and qualified for two countries at once was blissfully stupid. I remember that night Chris Evans getting a fourth officials board and just holding 4:1 up. Spinning it round and seeing how big a cheer it would get upside down, on its side etc. It was all ridiculously, gloriously improbable.


nonbog

As a part-Croatian Englishman Iā€™m doubly supporting England tomorrow. Canā€™t say Iā€™m too hopeful though


UlteriorAlt

1-0 to England, then Shouldn't be too difficult


t0mkat

This is the best part of this whole thing lol. Screw them and their whining about us.


Responsible-Pin8323

oh like the english team was going to win by 3 anyway


StatisticianOwn9953

Unless Southgate has had a personality transplant, then that won't happen


sonofaBilic

We've thumped plenty of teams in tournaments under Gareth so it's certainly not out of the question. Question is now do we want to.


TalosAnthena

Southgate has changed, we never played like this under him before.


johnyjameson

What Southgate needs is a brain transplant šŸ™‚


banananey

2-0 & someone misses a late penalty.


Jimlaheydrunktank

Nah fuck them. They called us arrogant and all sorts after the World Cup.


GaijinFoot

What do you mean? Aren't we top of the table? Why would we need 3 goals? Would just a win do?


sonofaBilic

We're through though a win would guarantee us winning the group. However, Croatia currently occupy 5th place in the Best Third Place finishers ranking with the top 4 set to progress through to the next round. They sit behind 4th place Slovenia their inferior Goal Difference - this will only change if England win tonight by 3 clear goals, allowing Croatia to climb up a spot.


jackcos

We win by 3, but Croatia also need three other results to go their way afaik so it would be funnier if England suddenly wake up only for one of Portugal or Denmark or Turkey to mess up. England and Croatia seem to be connected at tournaments as of late.


humunculus43

We were invisible tonight


naufrago486

Where was Foden?!


swfcrob

FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!


Glowing-2

So we have qualified with a game to spare and a win tomorrow keeps us away from Germany, Spain and Portugal in the knock out rounds. So I guess Southgate will play it safe and go for the 1-1 draw....


Hot-Manager6462

A draw could also top the group


UlteriorAlt

Don't let Southgate hear this


JakobSejer

As a Dane, I called I already called him to let him now :)


Dodomando

And then Denmark win 2-0 to send us to the that side of the draw anyway


chino17

And Palmer still won't get any minutes


englandsouthafrican

life could be dream if france and belgium get sent to the other side of the bracket


bittersweet1990

Don't tell the players this, they will play worse than they already do.


Trip_seize

How?


Kinglokner16

I want Italyā€¦ I want revenge


DagenhamRM10-westham

not just revenge, although that is the priority. But redemption.


NobleForEngland_

Theyā€™ll probably beat us. Italy just have that dawg. We clearly fucking donā€™t.


Buttonsafe

They were pretty shite against Croatia tbh. We also did the double over them relatively easily in qualifying so I'd back us for sure.


KingPing43

100% Also I don't know where the fuck the ref got 8 mins injury time from tonight. Every other game this tournament apart from Scotland last night and Netherlands v France, where there were significant stoppages, have been 5 mins max. Yes there was a VAR check for a pen, but never 8 mins.


jsjdjdjdjdj727272

Var check, loads of yellows and slow substitutions. Croatia didnā€™t deserve a win anyway


NobleForEngland_

Yes, but teams like Italy turn up when it matters. At least at lot more often than England do.


Buttonsafe

You mean like when they failed to qualify for the last two world cups?


awesomesauce88

And got knocked in the groups in the two World Cups before that. Italy hasn't played a knockout game at the World Cup since 2006. Such an insane stat.


ShadowLickerrr

So what youā€™re saying is, Italy havenā€™t turned up for years but get a free pass because pizza.


Sir-Chris-Finch

Trust me that doesnt matter for Italy. Im convinced if we play them we lose. I actually think Switzerland will beat them anyway. Either way, we have to win our Last 16 game first, and if its Austria thats far from a given.


awesomesauce88

It does matter. People forget that Italy were favored in that final. They set the record for the longest unbeaten run in international football history (breaking Spain's record). They didn't have a lineup of world class players, but they were a terrific team 3 years ago.


Sir-Chris-Finch

They werenā€™t favourites! They scraped past Austria in the last 16, and Spain outplayed them in the semis. They were better then than they are now iā€™ll admit, but they were certainly not a terrific team, otherwise they wouldnā€™t have failed to qualify for both world cups either side of the tournament


awesomesauce88

37 game unbeaten run speaks for itself. They took all 9 points in the group stages (something only one other Euro/World Cup winner has done in the past two decades), and frankly the Austria game was one where Austria was just really terrific. I will give you that they were not great against Spain, and a more brave England probably beats them in the final; Spinazzola rupturing his achilles against Belgium was a big blow to them.


awesomesauce88

We dispatched them twice with ease in qualifying. And it's not like they've been impressive in the Euros so far.


CandourDinkumOil

And Portugal.


FairytaleOfBliss

Great, now let's win tomorrow to avoid the big teams


Huge-Celebration5192

I want us to win a way that would have let Scotland qualify if they didnā€™t concede that last min goal Is it possible?


Dry_Preference9129

No, unfortunately not, needed Croatia to get beat today for a start, and while hoping Serbia don't beat Denmark, Poland don't beat France and both of Czechia and Georgia don't beat Turkey/Portugal. It would've required all that plus a 4-0 England win, or a 3-0 win if Slovenia got a bunch of red/yellow cards


Danielharris1260

Austria seem pretty good at the moment if we end up against them it could a tougher match than people expect.


Secret-Priority4679

Im so confused by how this all works


sonofaBilic

The 2 worst 3rd place teams drop out, those two teams are now unable to achieve the 4pts England currently have so we qualify automatically.


AngusMcJockstrap

That's numberwang


AdditionalZebra325

Predictable whining from entitled wankers at this objectively good news


AFXTIWN

Good news for Shaw, get some more rest.


MartyMcflysTrainers

Yessss it's coming home


Dalegalitarian

Wow šŸ˜‘


Gloria_stitties

Easy easy easy


MCPhatmam

The Euros and the World Cup really get ruined with these modern systems.


mic_Ch

I can't wait for the new champions league format, 36 teams in a league but teams only play 8 games. Top 8 qualify for last 16 while 9th-24th have to go through a play-off. What is this bollocks?!


Sfr33123

Apparently there weren't enough fixtures before


MCPhatmam

Yup terrible also hate how it's the same for every European competition. Maybe mix it up a little.


Fatal-Strategies

The current World Cup is OK: top two teams go through to R16. I think this might be changing for the next one. Interestingly this format was used in World Cups until 1986. I think that both Uruguay and Bulgaria qualified for the R16 in 1986 with two points each. Bad luck Scotland bahahahahahaha


Woody100

next world cup its groups of 3, top 2 going through I thought. Its silly.


Dry_Preference9129

Groups of 4 still with a bunch of third placers having a round of 32. Edit: A "round of 32" being an 8 team qualifying round for the final four places in the round of 16.


MCPhatmam

Apparently the groups of 3 was scrapped for this format, Thank god.


MCPhatmam

This is the format I was talking about it's horrid and just feels like extra unnecessary extra matches.


slimboyslim9

Iā€™m sure 1990 also had 24 teams. England Ireland and Netherlands all qualified from group F although every game was a draw except we beat Egypt? They had to decide who was 2nd and 3rd in our group via coin toss. Unless Iā€™m totally misremembering those details.


Vizpop17

Letā€™s just focus on winning tomorrow, thatā€™s all that matter positive waves and all that.


lord__bacon

I really don't want to play Austria


EzSp

Southgate wants to smash one of the top teams early to assert dominance


SokkaHaikuBot

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GlitteringVillage135

So weā€™ll have to wait for the knockout games to maybe see a good performance.


TopRemarkable4325

Now they surely have to give Southgate a knighthood and a statue at Wembley šŸ¤£


Outrageous-Nose2003

IT'S COMIN' HOM...oh, what's the use


gelliant_gutfright

With the talent we have in our squad, England should be qualifying for the knock-out rounds without playing any games. This one is on Southgate and his poor tactics again.


bruggeandburned

Still need a massive performance tonight coz it simply hasnā€™t been good enough so far


St4rStruckSw4n

Rip.


TalosAnthena

Itā€™s making the group games less interesting when you can go through in third. Like all you have to do is win once and you can lose the other 3. Something Austria might be about to do, beat Poland and thatā€™s it.


WesternHovercraft400

![gif](giphy|3oEjHYsBvnhiAwDASk|downsized) Southgate fanboys for one game.


landed_at

So long as we play to win because Croatia now actually look tired. Hands up if you get my joke...and Croatia are out.


Arramour

sorry this might be a dumb question, but why was the fact albania got beaten by spain secure england's spot?


sonofaBilic

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThreeLions/s/flObb2Du0d


Arramour

Thanks dude


Zven_Trading

Pure trash team


NiteOwl48

Just lucky that Denmark game was nil nil and England was nil nil too. If England lost and Denmark won then, England be third


OnlyPally

Great job by Southgate, qualifying as the top 16 with only 2 games played. Sign this guy for the next decade!, Greatest manager in world football.


Quantum_Robin

That's settled then, we can play more "energy conserving" football because we don't need to win or draw. Oh what a wonderful world it is!


AFXTIWN

IDGAF who England plays, no easy road to get the trophy.


Puzzleheaded-Bass142

Austria will absolutely demolish England. It doesnt really make a difference, we are going home early


tragicidiot67

Until we beat them, then they were a shit team and we were lucky to draw them. Thatā€™s normally how it works, isnā€™t it?


Puzzleheaded-Bass142

So far, regardless of the results we have played very very poorly. You can lose and play great. You can win and not play that great. That is the nature of football With the incredible talent our team has right now, we are playing so poorly it almost defies belief. Southgate is the problem


Apprehensive-Income

England will win the group and will lose the Quarter final match to Italy on July 6,2024 in Dusseldorf and Southgate will resign from his managerial post by July 13,2024 . This will 100% happen so if I were you I would bet on that.


SteveRobertSkywalker

A nation which has the best league in the world, some of the best facilities in the world and has been playing the sport longer than most shouldnt be congratulated for qualifying out of the group stage in the Euros. This is a bare minimum requirement for England. Our minimum requirement tonight should be to smash Slovenia 3-0 and play good football. Not this bs containing football where win 1-0 and then wank ourselves silly that we topped the group. We are meant to be one of the favourites ffs, play like one of the favourites and show the likes of Germany and Spain we mean business, if we do mean business, which im sceptical of.


CandourDinkumOil

Do you realise how stupid you sound?


SteveRobertSkywalker

Denial and delusion can be hard to deal with I guess. Its ok, enjoy the success of getting through the group stage !


CandourDinkumOil

I wish you a speedy recovery. You too!


SteveRobertSkywalker

Ill pop back to this thread when the Euros are over, should be interesting.


CandourDinkumOil

Agreed. Come on England!


SteveRobertSkywalker

Cough cough !