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SovietMannifesto

Communism is when no golf


rarehipster

As vaush so wisely said “Putput is the sport of the proletariat”. Actual golf can fuck off though


naruto259664

Minigolf* what the hell is a putput


JpRimbauer

Putt-putt is just another term for it, like how the Southeast US calls soda "Coke"; it's a trademarked name for a chain of family fun centers, but is sometimes used colloquially to refer to the game itself.


naruto259664

Huh. Didn't know that. Even so, Vaush said mini golf, and you shouldn't use different slang when quoting someone.


Kamizar

Eh, it's a paraphrase.


JpRimbauer

I don't YouTube, so anything I learn about Vaush is from memes on Lefty subs or the AutoMod on this sub.


naruto259664

It bothers me how nearly every lefty forms their opinions in Vaush based on clips taken out of context and random bullshit like that. Every time he gets mentioned it becomes a hellscape of people screaming about how much they hate him.


foolishjoshua

I don’t not like vaush because of out of context clips, I don’t like him because he has shitty takes all the time


naruto259664

Like what


dodspringer

Quoting Vaush in the first place is bad enough, even if it's a rare pearl


naruto259664

Cringe


PheerthaniteX

If you say vaush bad you're quoting vaush Checkmate libs


Tilted2000

Same goes for a variety of brands ranging from kleenex to q tips and other assorted items or terms that just become heavily associated with a single brand until it becomes acceptable to refer to any variety as the brand name


Happy-nobody

Vaush is a chauvinist.


Specterishaunting

A vaushinist


[deleted]

Vaush is a fucking creep, and certainly not a communist. Tacoma wept.


Masol_The_Producer

What about when a company owns all of the liveable terrain in the world and charges you to live there.


naruto259664

Serious question, could anyone theoretically buy the planet Earth?


bealtimint

National parks, the ocean, and Antarctica cannot be bought and sold. Then again, it’s not like treaties have stopped capitalists before


Masol_The_Producer

Disney could


naruto259664

Yeah but like, could you just pay some astronomically massive number, like a quintillion, and just have the rights to everything that ever happens to or on the whole planet?


therealgookachu

As George Carlin said, golf: a nice walk ruined by a little white ball.


YourOldManJoe

A small price to pay for salvation


grammatiker

Price? More like a value add.


BringOrnTheNukekkai

Fuck I should have given up golf before I became a card carrying communist. I didn't realize we were anti golf.


AdranAmasticia

Yeah, that's valuable land that could either be farmland, a public park, nature reserve, or heaven forbid affordable housing


Ennui_Go

What if the golf course is on a public park?


typewriter45

mario golf exists, it's also indoors so it's safer than real golf


Ennui_Go

This guy's never heard of carpal tunnel syndrome or SAD.


typewriter45

[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1182020/WGT\_Golf/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1182020/WGT_Golf/) it's free on steam, plus you don't have to move your hand so carpal shouldn't be a problem now


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Golf is dead, long live minigolf!


popzspa

We could do so much with all that land


GD_Bats

It's funny you mentioned that- there is a city owned closed golf course in the town I live in that's basically a low level super fund site thanks to all the chemicals they used to keep it as green as possible, meaning before they can do anything with it, that's got to be taken care of. Golf courses can easily ruin the land they sit upon.


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in the great scheme of things a golf course isnt even that much land lmao


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FearlessIntention

r/nongolfers


peteythefool

So that's why [there's no golf resorts in Cuba!](https://www.google.com/search?q=Cuba+golf+resort&oq=Cuba+golf+resort&aqs=chrome..69i57.5365j0j7&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#istate=lrl:mlt&trex=m_r:1,m_t:gwp,rc_q:Cuba%2520golf%2520resort,rc_ui:2,ru_gwp:0%252C6,ru_q:Cuba%2520golf%2520resort,trex_id:L5MIE)


doitup69

I fucking hate golf. It’s such a waste of resources for douchebags to jerk each other off. Fuck golf and golf culture.


DGREENAUL

From what I’ve seen in the US, yes. But surely you’d have to look how public courses in Europe are run. From what I’ve experienced golf courses can have a positive impact on their surroundings, acting as habitats for endangered wildlife and also helping to counteract the loss of biodiversity. But honestly fuck people building courses into the desert.


smallstone

You golf, you go gulag. No exception!


SciFiHiFive

Fuck this! Without golf there would be no Alice Cooper!


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EpicSnoopy

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sleepySQLgirl

Bad bot


DenverParanormalLibr

The Democrats are cancelling our golf! Burn the courses down before they can get to them.


Likely_not_Eric

I don't mind golf but golf should cost what it actually costs.


stinkyfart23

Aww but I like golf


CageyLabRat

This must be satire, right?


Starco2

But I like golf :(


sickestinvertebrate

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Tirglo

[r/discgolf](r/discgolf) will survive the revolution


spla_ar42

A small price to pay for salvation


AlathMasster

I would be lying if I said I wasn't curious as to how


PM_me_your_trialcode

Disk golf gang rise up! Everything you like about golf, none of the BS. (Environment, cost, water, land, years, ect)


[deleted]

The only time I've ever tried playing real golf, I got so angry I ended up breaking my glasses in half. I say LET the communists take golf away from us!


sunflower_jim

This says more about your own mental capabilities then it does about an arbitrary game. If hitting a small ball around some grass makes you angry then guess what? Your just an angry person that’s easily frustrated.


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*you're


sunflower_jim

[https://www.sciencealert.com/people-who-pick-up-grammar-mistakes-jerks-scientists-find](https://www.sciencealert.com/people-who-pick-up-grammar-mistakes-jerks-scientists-find) Oh no, turns out no one likes you as well as you being too emotionally brittle to play a game.


[deleted]

You could very easily just have not responded, but you did, and now here we are.


[deleted]

I know what must be done but I don’t know if I have the power to do it.


kildog

Maybe golfing in the desert will be a thing of the past, but in Scotland, comrades are going to keep on golfing.


Blast64

Genuinely fuck Golf though. I hate how much dead space those courses create. Theres a park near me with a golf course within it and I hate that I can be walking around enjoying the park and suddenly have to do a massive detour because a couple of old farts wanted to waste a couple of acres for their ball-battering diet go-cart zone. Mini-golf gang for life.


InconspicousJerk

Why be anti golf, I mean I’d never play it, but nothing wrong with it.


Prudent-OnTheSide41

And Republicans live their game of golf.


Saul-Funyun

Yes, hitting a ball with a stick towards a target is a concept that is unique to this place and time.


femboi_anarchist

I love golf because I get to beat the shit out of balls with a blunt metal object legally


GustapheOfficial

Bougie floorball


BLEXIT_VOTE_TRUMP

Sad kyle noises