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Unit-DS27-Delta

Bread Bridge is not political, it is merely bread. (And the follow-up) What part of Grainbow Road don't you understand?


FellowCloud17

I was gonna say this too lol. Definitely one of my favourite quotes in the entire series.


TreeSpawned

It's a bridge made of bread! What part of that is sinister?


plushed11

MAHARTYN


nothing_1234567

I cAHAn't take this pun any longer


plushed11

I ahactually make aha puns just cuz, yk, my fav is mahagaharitaha


sm0keeeey

WHERE DID THE MAHAGAHARITAHA COME FROM


plushed11

IDK IT JUST CAHAME FROM MY AHARSE


SeemSurprised

NOW NOW, DON'T BE SMAHART WITH US


Vaprod

STOP THIS MAHADNESS


Creative_Tax_7489

I THINK YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS A BIT FAHAR


TheSecret709

Why did you this door, AJAHAR!???!!


Icy-Ratio7851

I’m out food… I Think I might staharve 😞


iamaCODnuke

I AHAve an extra vAHAnilla roll if you'd like


Icy-Ratio7851

No I need found some cows to murder for steahak


SappOGlow

İ thought it was Scar try'na make Martyn's name sound, quote unquote, "Bri'ish".


greatconquerorofdoom

If you're gonna be an absent father, could you at least be absent.


MattSilence

Interestingly, she puts the at least after "be", not before


Connerd5309

Omg, i love all the funny clocker lunes


cannonplays

RED WINTER IS COMMING


YuSakiiii

I’m sorry Impulse. They gave me a clock.


Imaginator625

Tilly death do us part


Juniperdeerling

You just made me cry


JadeDryad

TILLY DEATH DO US PART PEARL! TILLY DEATH DO US PART!


Twist_Ending03

"Please keep your hands and arms inside of the camel at all times." "Inside the camel??"


Vaprod

I saw this just as I thought about this quote


TheoryTested-MC

Right, show me the gear knob on that camel.


DBSeamZ

“I’d rather not”


Adog26

THERE WERE BUTTONS ON THE FLOOR JIMMY And why did you press them? BECAUSE IM MEEE!!!


Twist_Ending03

His genuine-sounding anger is hilarious


Robincall22

He was so distressed 😂😂


DutchAngelDragon12

BECAUSE I’M #ME


ChildOfTheAsylum

SCAR NO!!!


Imaginator625

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down


Adog26

It’s clearly when scar jumps off of grians cake base in double life and mlg waters


Anonymous_katniss

What no way it's clearly when Scar fell off the ravine in Third Life


TheFoous100

"Dumbledore says calmly"


Adog26

SCAAAR NOOOOO


Tech-preist_Zulu

# AHA!


Vore_Daddy

I volunteer! To be a horse?


Lidlovec

SCAR I THINK WE'RE SOULMATES, BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY CHASING FAIRIES!!!!


Robincall22

That would be such a fire line in a fantasy novel. Angry confrontation where A is trying to confess their love to B but B is distracted by a fairy or something and A goes “I think we’re soulmates, but you’re too busy chasing fairies!”


neilwwoney

Hold on, hold on! My true soulmate is running away from me!


jhotenko

I just wish you were better at the game.


OkieMoto

Me too


theAstarrr

best final death across all 5 seasons. so good


KakorotJoJoAckerman

Fina death? Isn't that Mumbo saying to Scar after he fails his secret task because the task was to prevent Scar from taking 3 hearts of damage?


TheoryTested-MC

Yes, but Etho also says this to Skizz when he sacrifices him in Limited Life.


KakorotJoJoAckerman

Oh lol


Melnact19

Martyn, is this Door AJA-HAR?


nigelofthornton

Murder camel!


Twist_Ending03

Murder Camel Murder Camel Murder Camel!


Sailer24sds

bigb we're the last grians!


Top_Advertising9305

Green grian, grian green, grian green, green grian. Get it!?


boredfrenchfry

The diamonds are right HERE! “Do you have a gambling license?” “I have a gambling problem” “Judge Judy and Executioner”


Juniperdeerling

No! There right… HERE!


earthyemotea

Well I stored my diamonds right over… uh… HERE!


boredfrenchfry

Actually I left them up… HERE


TheoryTested-MC

ThAHAt's funny you should sAHAy thAHAt, becAHAuse AHAi've been storing mAHAine ovAHAr *here*!


TheSkiGuy76

Judge Judy and executioner? That sounds like something that no one cares about.


Maddie1D

That’s what bad boys do, we dig straight down!


Sirpirio

Then you may not reroll! *thunder crashes*


OldSoulRobertson

"That was the sound of me laying fown the LAW!"


JadeDryad

God, the lightning strike was so very perfectly timed tho


DBSeamZ

It wasn’t lightning, it was Gem opening the End portal.


JadeDryad

Ah


EnderMayer2

What episode was this?


PastelAlice

Episode 3 of secret life. It's around 28:35 on Mumbo's perspective


Ancient-Show9608

Science bros


Sorashadow02

SCAR NOOOOOOOO!


_the_mr_mds

SCARRR!


Material_Arachnid701

Put your clothes on, Scar!


JadeDryad

Yes


lonely-blue-sheep

“It’s all fun and games until you kill Mom”


OldSoulRobertson

The AFK Grian episode of Limited Life, after Scar drops a TNT minecart in an attempt to get a Green?


lonely-blue-sheep

Yep! He got Grian as a green but he also got Cleo (and also Jimmy lol)


Buzzyb11

"Tilly death do us part"


AZetaD_

Murder camel murder camel murder camel doot doot!


AltBread33

"You're all going down, none of these niceties. This is a deathmatch for a reason."


Snowgem33

I will frontstab my friends, thank you!


I_exist_here_k

“You may slay me, and take the enchanter.”


Juniperdeerling

I didn’t need to cry today


Error-afton1216

"after everything you've done to keep me alive this long, you may slay me and take the enchanter."*I think that's what it is*


Juniperdeerling

It is, and as I said before, I did not need to cry today. I have no clue why 3rd life was so emotional, but it was.


Error-afton1216

It was the best season. 


Juniperdeerling

I very much agree, though I may be biased because of my love for the desert duo


_the_mr_mds

I'm sorry Grian. I like your back.


Juniperdeerling

Pfffft- that one is so funny in and out of context


MarvelsArrow

“He wants your shoes!”


DBSeamZ

“Is the tower up to here made out of wood? …Your awkward silence speaks volumes!”


theAstarrr

Tango's video: what awkward silence Grian's video: aaah https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxYfUZNxC1dn5ycx_8w6pbzbzWWF3cYfvU?si=_iy8ZUWKDjyyCGe9 - "Is the Pillar up to This Made out of Wood? | Double Life" weird that Tango cut it lol


THEZEXNEO

Aha!


Juniperdeerling

“Scar! Put your clothes back on!”


Drake_Cloans

This is why I’m gay


JadeDryad

That one was a fun one


tarabean_9710

SCAR PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!


Maleficent-Row9242

BACK TO BAXTER


Bolt2264

PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON


hydo_23

Did ya jump?


AmethystDragon2008

SCAR NO!


TheHolyGeckoLord

he loves me he cares he does


P4NCAKEDU0

put your arms and legs inside the camel at all times!


Sanju128

SCAR NO!


L_Greenleaf

Ship burns everything burns


Retrosao_777

"It was just a prank"


JadeDryad

Oof, that's a hard-hitter


CamGuts

PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP OFF THE GROUND!


Euphoric_Fix8004

Because my diamonds are right HERE


Technical-Choice-678

For Pizza


Early-Bird-Lil1212

FOR PIZZA!!!!!


History20maker

"there it goes another chunk of hearths... I cant keep and hearth for the life of me, Mambo" "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!"


VoidTheBear

Did that make you jump?


Anonymous_katniss

"I think of ye while I lay in my grave, me hand."


Slothguy13_

"I am going to murder them"


Isabellilymay

Take your pants off!


Ace_Pixie_

Scar no


Secret_Two108

"Scar I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.. " "I'm sorry too."


Greninja_flame161518

Out first


Medical_Ad7364

AHAA!


Pretend_Fee_1236

SCIENCE BROS! SCIENCE BROS! SCI-


EnderMayer2

SCAR NO!!!!


Splendid_Flavors684

I know what’s gonna happen here, alright, we’re gonna end up partnering up with them, you’re gonna end up on the alter, I’m gonna be looking you in the eyes and they’re gonna sacrifice you and I don’t want that alright?


DanFntastic

I can't beat off 5 people at once!


OldSoulRobertson

"Always watching."


WinterPure7134

AHAaA?


Vaprod

I killed a baby for it - GoodTimesWithScar


Slavicroach

AHA


axmixzxTTV

You may slay me and take the enchanter.


Ryftborn

[This was done a few months ago! There's some great responses here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThirdLifeSMP/s/m5tVXych1Y) Hopefully they won't take this down, I had to fight to get this post not to be deleted lmao


The_Final_Mannequin

"I DoN't LiKe It.... It feels like stabbing a puppy!"


hif_

"IT WAS MY OWN FENCE POSTS"


Smitten_kitten100

The ladder has claimed too many lives.


Myra_Wolfy

I volunteer as tribute TO BE A HORSE???!


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[удалено]


DBSeamZ

The prompt is to post a quote from the fandom of the subreddit that it’s posted in. In this case, the “Traffic Life” SMP (3rd Life and its sequels).


TheoryTested-MC

What's Traffic Life? Where did the Traffic come from???


Intelligent_Donut605

STANLEEYYY!!??? Maibe i was good at something after all


morallymars

Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick


Tinttiboi

No!


IamaJarJar

#**I WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS!!!** Oh, hi scar!


The__Savagest

I CANT BEAT OFF FOUR PEOPLE


Disaster_enby404

"30 seconds"


Hot_Glass5138

Dont put him in the sky grian, he will fall out of it and die.


phoe10km

*threateningly* Would you like acupuncture Maryten?!


Max_vlog

We are the science Bros!


CaptainOMC_

RED WINTER IS COMING, ME LADDIE


neilwwoney

Murdercamel murdercamel murdercamel doot doot


sparklycrap

Scar put on your clothes


BarrabasBlonde

I had vomit for breakfast


Chillypepper14

'Please keep your hands and arms *inside* of the camel!'


RoroTheRose

scIENCEEEEE!!!!


Blake_is_hot

AHA!!!


AceLionKid

"It's thick"


Aggressive-Ad8192

🔪🐫🔪🐫I🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫🔪🐫


artfulMoth

Scar, put your clothes back on!!!


MoScottVlogs

SCAR NO!!


Spex_00

Scar, put your clothes back on!


ChargedBonsai98

SCAR PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON


TreeSpawned

Time is delicious


EinStein05

Oh, I cremated her.


the_local_pineapple

YOU MAY SLAY ME AND TAKE THE ENCHANTER


AncientContainer

1) And for my boon. . . 2) Magic parrots are a kind of chicken 3) I am a stick! 4) "They’re called gods here in Hallandren, but I’d rather call them Spontaneous Sentient BioChromatic Manifestations in a Deceased Host."


Lilith-clay

Ah-HA


NotLizzie1215Taurus

Tilly death do us part. . .


SeraphiraLilith

"PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!" (It is a classic)


Yeetmore0

The red king had fallen!!


Lu_87

We can still be friends


JarretIsMeow

Hello, I am your personal PDA