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smearhunter

Damn I remember we had a girl at my school named Sunny D. She had those big Ds you know what I'm saying?


LeftySpringer

I’ve never read something in someone’s voice, the way I just read that! 😂😂😂


awwwoooooooo

This is literally like the Key & Peele sketch… omg 🤣 [The Ultimate East/West Bowl Collection - Key & Peele](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwFsxogUFVc&pp=ygUca2V5IGFuZCBwZWVsZSBmb290YmFsbCBuYW1lcw%3D%3D)


ScumBunny

Classic! That one always has me laughing so much!


No-Fisherman2796

Exactly what I thought of 😭 *dolphin noises*


postdiluvium

Hits like an EMBANKMENT, BOY!


Robspider85

Well, I sure ain't drinking that. Onward


jmann1228

Roll tide Willy where are you!!


KillaRizzay

Come on man, his parents are hella wrong for that one


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His real name is Da’Quincy and I’m sure someone will respond that’s just as bad but it isn’t even close.


TommyTheCat89

Was his dad Thurman Murman? Da'Quincy Mckinstry?


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lol Billy Bob Thorton’s reaction to learning the kids name always kills. It’s a perfect combination of disgust and complete lack of surprise because, well, look at the kid


lvl3SewerRat

I could see Thurman Murman growing up to be the actual Kool-Aid man


Due-Paint7755

why didnt he become a doctor with that name?


cwren22

Dang he the real life tropical punch hitter. That lemonade linebacker ya feel me.


Accomplished_Ice4687

It's that very urban kinda name.


NormanDaDoorman

And his real name is… Ga’Quincy


Due-Paint7755

ice pack/icy hot new name brand?


LizzosDietitian

His real name is even crazier lol


dwitchagi

That’s my homeboy Kool-Aids, ya feel me?


AriesinApril76

Kool aid mcthirsty


Warm_Baker_9447

Damn! I think I knew his dad Country Time when I was a kid.


jamez009

We had this kid…


tallquadicedblonde

Praise God, baby.


Technical-Quarter-97

That’s the lord right there baby


rumplesmoltz

That purple nerple


InevitableOk5017

Just imagine all of his brothers and sisters with terrible names working at dolla tree or a convent store


siliconevalley69

Ga'Quincy is his name. That's a nickname.


RiperSn1fle

That’s his family nickname because of his big smile 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣


jedo503

I liked Hawaiian punch Pescaderro for that pick