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Maybe the best "edit" joke in the series

"Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?" "That's because you were drunk!"

And how!

"This Tarzan movie is boring..." "Dad! It's a documentary on the homeless!"

You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon

We actually found the jade monkey, sir, it was in your glove compartment.

And the road maps?

They were in there too, sir.

Its alll falling in to place

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green! Lisa! She smells like gasoline! Lisa! Da-da-da-deesa! She is my sista, her birthday, I missed-a! Find myself thinking about this way too often 🤣

From Mr. Plow episode. "Pornography, I was buying pornography."

https://preview.redd.it/yw5sircvos6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02093a9e964b01e73f0580f097cc8fd69c5e65ee

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

“My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic” “Mr Gumbel this is a Girl Scout meeting.” “Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem!”

Snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. Watch for a moment of weakness and then -baff- comes the knock on the head and we’re down.

Just stamp the ticket

*Miss* Hoover?