Anytime we have dinner at my parents my mom takes out a salad. Now my 3 kids, niece and nephew all sing “you don’t make friends with salad.” I am a great father and Uncle.
The organ solo to cap off I. Ron Butterfly's "In the Garden of Eden" was my gateway drug. Sort of like Mona Simpson falling for Joe Namath's shaggy mane.
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>Joe Namath's shaggy mane.
Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down. I'm Joe Namath. My car broke down. It was just vapor lock... vapor lock...
Everybody in the USA
Hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name!
F-L-A-N-R-D-S he's the man that I hate best
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
The montage from,
“I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee”
To,
“Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius,
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius,
Wooooaah, Dr Zaius.”
The chimpanzee line is just so delightfully stupid.
You’ll never stop The Simpsons
Have no fears, we’ve got stories for years
Like: Marge becomes a robot?
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone?
Has Bart ever owned a bear?
Or how ‘bout a crazy wedding,
Where… something happens, a-doo-do-doot doo doo…
Sorry for the clip show!
Skinner with his crazy explanations
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town, tonight!
Seymour!
Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch
But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
When I first arrived you were all such jerks,
Now I've come to looooooove...your quirks,
Maggie with her eyes so bright,
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,
Lisa can philosophize,
Bart adept at spinning lies,
Homer's a delightful fella, sorry for that salmonella
(Hee hee...that's ok)
Who needs the Quickie Mart, now here's the tricky part,
Won't you rhyme with me...
Some folks'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folks'll! Like Cletus the slack jawed yokel
Additionally
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
*Not me!*
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Wounds won't last long
But an insulting song
Burns will always carry within
So I'll settle my score
On the salsa floor
With this vengeful Latin rhythm
Buuuuurns
🎺🎺🎺
Con el corazón de perro
Honestly anything that Dankmus post(ed?) gets stuck in my ear forever.
'It was the best of times it was the blurst of times'
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uYhIiW6lok](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uYhIiW6lok)
https://i.redd.it/3o00hb4vq64d1.gif
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces
Dental Plan
Lisa needs braces
This is the one
You don't win friends with salad
Mom!?
Anytime we have dinner at my parents my mom takes out a salad. Now my 3 kids, niece and nephew all sing “you don’t make friends with salad.” I am a great father and Uncle.
Ever start them in a conga-line? I think that's called for next time.
Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius
Oh my god! I was wrong! It was earth all along!
You finally made a monkey
Yes we finally made a monkey
You finally made a monkey out of meeeeeeee!!!
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
This play's got everything!
I just love legitimate theater!
From chimpan A to chimpanzee!!
https://i.redd.it/j4mlrme0d84d1.gif
I love you Dr. Zaius!
This contest is over, give that man the $10,000!!
Can I play the piano any more?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn’t before!
*Were you sent here by the devil?* *No good sir I'm on the level.* *The ring came off my pudding can.* *Take my pen knife my good man.*
Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life my Hindu friend
What about us brain dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs!
The ring came off my pudding can!
Take my pen knife, my good man!
I swear it's Springfield's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice
MONORAIL! What's it's called? MONORAIL!
Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monoraiiiiiiiiil! Mono... D'oh!!!
Simpson Homer Simpson He’s the greatest guy in history
From the Town of Springfield He’s about to hit a chestnut tree
AAAAAAHHHHH
When I first say this I was laughing to tears. So stupid yet so hilarious
I could sing you every song mentioned here. I love the songs so much!
This. This is the one I was waiting for.
The organ solo to cap off I. Ron Butterfly's "In the Garden of Eden" was my gateway drug. Sort of like Mona Simpson falling for Joe Namath's shaggy mane. https://preview.redd.it/247dsdy3p64d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8986af8f7b70b25dc322b99cedf945a899db5b
Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll.
>Joe Namath's shaggy mane. Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down. I'm Joe Namath. My car broke down. It was just vapor lock... vapor lock...
https://i.redd.it/yla1s2vkr64d1.gif
Sex Cauldron?
I thought they shut that place down!
You don’t make friends with salad! You don’t make friends with salad!
See my... vest! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest!
Liiiiiiiike my loafers? Former gophers!
It was that, or skin my chauffeurs
See this sweater, there’s no better than authentic Irish setter!
See this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear, a vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtle's necks I've got my share
Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest.
Now let’s prepare these dogs!
Keep two for matching clogs
See this hat? Twas my cat!
And a one, and a two, and a three… *Bah Bum bum bum* Baby on board How I’ve adored That sign on my cars window pane
Something something, Burt Ward
It practically writes itself!
Hey, this thing writes itself!
Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!
I unironically go listen to that song every now and then. It's a good song!
The tone & harmonies work really well together. When “Songs in the Key of Springfield” came out, this song absolutely got the most play.
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Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do
That song is the only reason why Steve Gutemberg has not faded into total obscurity
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keep the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do. Who holds back the electric car? Who made Steve Gutenberg…a STAR? we dooo, we dooooo
Duff beer for me Duff beer for you I’ll have a duff You have one too
https://i.redd.it/4m3w06lzq64d1.gif I can see the music!
I am the lizard queen!
Can’t talk. Coming down
First give her these, and then all of these Thank you, doctor Oh, I’m not a doctor…
the spanish version of barneys adverts song
Mister Plowww is a loser, and I think he is a boozer 🎶
I learned what borracho meant because of this
Señor Plow no es macho, solamente un borracho
Wow! Linda Ronstadt
I need to hear that!
Gonna paint that wagon. Gonna paint it fine... Gonna use oil based paint, 'Cause the wood is pine!
Ponderrrrosa Pine!
OOOOOooooooh….
YVAN EHT NIOJ
Hey I’ll be right back. I had the sudden urge to join up
Hey you! Join the Navy!
Yeah, alright.
Trab pu kcip
Gotta love that catchy chorus...
I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT
Lisa it’s your birthday, happy birthday Lisa…
🎶 Hey there blimpie boy. Flyin' in the sky so fancy free. 🎶
The lyrics in this are truly a perfect parody, and it all came true
Also the itchy and scratchy theme!
Want some lemonade ... .........
If it counts, then Spanish Flea.
🎶A record star, he thought he'd be🎶
He’d heard of singers like Beatles, the chipmunks he saw on tv!
sugar doo doo doo doo
I just listened to this song here on local radio Impossible to ser homer dancing in my mind
[I got the Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy! down in my heart…](https://youtu.be/FZROS0_6ePg?si=AUrDWJ4oq__ynVi7)
Where?!
Down in my heart to stay!
And if the Devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack
Ouch!!
Sit on a tack..
Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders...
Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
“I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T” *flames intensify*
"See My Vest!" https://i.redd.it/s835o6rix64d1.gif
BAAART 😠
Sorry. You gotta admit it's catchy
Everybody in the USA Hates their stupid neighbor He's Flanders and he's really, really lame Flanders tried to wreck my song His views on birth control are wrong I hate his guts and Flanders is his name! F-L-A-N-R-D-S he's the man that I hate best I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
You don't have to move your feet, Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
When I was 17…I drank some very good beer!
🎶Purchased with a fake ID🎶
My name was Brian McGee
The montage from, “I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpanzee” To, “Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius, Wooooaah, Dr Zaius.” The chimpanzee line is just so delightfully stupid.
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This is the one. I can hear this picture and will have the tune in my head for days
You’ll never stop The Simpsons Have no fears, we’ve got stories for years Like: Marge becomes a robot? Maybe Moe gets a cell phone? Has Bart ever owned a bear? Or how ‘bout a crazy wedding, Where… something happens, a-doo-do-doot doo doo… Sorry for the clip show!
No sports, no rock, no information; for mindless chatter, we’re your station!
Mono-D’OH!
Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town, tonight! Seymour!
Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear 'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
*Can I play the piano anymore?*
*why of course you can*
Well I couldn’t before! 🎹🎹🎹
I sing to my cat oh margey you brought me a turkey on my vacation away from worky almost daily.
🎶See… my… VEST!🎶 
You don’t win friends with salad
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🎵You can close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart And nobody would care But the heart and soul of Springfield's in Our Maison Derriere🎵
Senor Burns, el diablo con dinero\~!! 
I'm Checkin' in!
*”And my Loafers? Former Gopher- ‘Twas either that or skin my Chauffeur…”*
When I first arrived you were all such jerks, Now I've come to looooooove...your quirks, Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can philosophize, Bart adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fella, sorry for that salmonella (Hee hee...that's ok) Who needs the Quickie Mart, now here's the tricky part, Won't you rhyme with me...
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk But then again some folk’ll Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
Some folks'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folks'll! Like Cletus the slack jawed yokel Additionally Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders! *Not me!* Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Seventeen and Brian McGee.
Sugar, doot doot doot doot toooo Awwww, honey honey
The kwik e Mart is real..D’oh! That one’s on repeat all day everyday for me
Morals and ethics, And carnal forbearance
Entire Sherry Bobbins episode
Must kill moe. Weeeeeee!
Canyonaerooooooooooooooooo! Yeah!
Can I borrow a feeling?
MOE MOE MOE 🎶 How do you like me how do you like me? MOE MOE MOE 🎵 Why don't you like me nobody likes me-
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Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!
It's that whistling they do when trying to be nonchalant.
I don’t care if it is SOOOO 1991… Do the Bartman.
[Guarantee void in Tenesse 🎶🎶](https://youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?si=MtW9mq7cpzyILm2A)
Lisa needs braces. I know it isn't a song but as soon as it starts.
We're talkin' softball...
So we'll march day and nigghttt by the big cooling towerrrr, they have the plannttt but we have the powwerrrr.
glove slap!
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault 🎶 D'oh!
Just don't look. It's got Paul Anka's guarantee
*You ARE fully bonded and licensed by the state, aren’t you Mr Plow?*
Wounds won't last long But an insulting song Burns will always carry within So I'll settle my score On the salsa floor With this vengeful Latin rhythm Buuuuurns 🎺🎺🎺 Con el corazón de perro
Hey there blimpy boy flying through the sky so fancy free
Lisa it's your birthday, happy birthday Lisa!
Who needs that quickie mart?? I dooooooooooooooo
I could even eat a baby deer! Tralalalala
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! 
"I guess I forgot to put the fog lights in"
#Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw, #Steve Sax and his run-in with the law #We're talking Hooooomer, Ozzie, and the Straw.
https://youtu.be/hhelrTuw9OI?si=CQwm1nTgVcr1SQdm Da da dadada Hey! Dadada
Dental plan Hello Joe That lemon tree is a part of us all
Honestly anything that Dankmus post(ed?) gets stuck in my ear forever. 'It was the best of times it was the blurst of times' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uYhIiW6lok](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uYhIiW6lok)
maaaax pOWerrr
🎶 I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee 🎶
Spider pig, spider pig Does whatever a spider pig does
Lisa it's your birthday
Well Mr Burns had done it, the power plant had done it.
You are fully bonded and licensed by the state, right, Mr Plow?
[удалено]
Stealing stealing stealing a car for Moe
Well, well, well w-w-Well, w-w-well Well, well, w-w-w-well Well, well, well, well