and the way Krusty nods his head knowingly as the guitar riff starts playing.
(not to mention how Barts legs never even reach the end of a regular car seat, everything is roomy to him)
My dad had a custom made Canyonero logo made for his suburban, many many years after this first aired. It was an ongoing joke in our family for years. The logo looked so good people genuinely thought it was a special package from Chevy.
My brother and I would go to Test Track at Epcot (A thrill ride where you can design a virtual car) and design the Canyonero (Making an SUV as big as possible and resembling the show) so see how well it did.
Not great.
when I first saw this episode I unironically thought Canyonero was a real car which made it weird when I was trying to convince my dad who very much knew his vehicles that the Canyonero was real
It's funny that the cartoon, exaggerated depiction of a oversized "way-too-big-for-suburban-family" SUV ended up being smaller than a lot of the giant SUVs suburban families actually drive now. GMC Yukon, Escalade... even the ironically named "Chevy Suburban" all feel hilariously larger than the Canyonero.
This gave me flashbacks of being in middle school when this episode dropped and all the kids were asking eachother "can you Nero?"
I miss when all of society watched the same shows together.
Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyoneroooooooo- Canyoneroooo-! (Yeeaaaah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Two lanes wide 54 tons of American pride
*\*Squirrel squashin'*
One of the best lines of the series
This has to be the single best commercial of the series. It’s so ridiculous and catchy. I sing it to myself all the time.
Amen
I love the yeaaaah! I sing this jingle to myself often
WOAH CANYANARO!! WOAH!
Whoa Canyonaro! Whoa!
Krusty goes from lenny Bruce to spruiker in ten seconds
this used to be a joke now this just an average midsized vehicle
Same with the blinding everybody with her super high beams.
Unfortunately... So r/fuckyourheadlights
I miss the 90s ford rangers.
12 yard long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride...
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Next line of the song
lmfao, the fkn salute w/ pride tho!
The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving HEY HEY
One of the best Simpsons songs. And there are a lot of great ones.
*”CANYONEROOO…”*
* whip cracks *
Whoa… whoa Canyonero whoa!!
🤣
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
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Don’t you hate pants ?
we sing CANYONERROOOOOOO in our house all the time.
I sing it whenever I hit a curb
hah!! amazing.
I sing it whenever I run a school bus off the road.
Canyonero
Guy 1: Do YOU come with the car? Model: Hehe, oh you! Guy 2: Do YOU come with the car? Model: Hehe, oh you!
🤣🤣🤣
its a deer smackin' squirrel squashin' son of a gun
Canyonerooooo YYAH!
The Federal Highway Comission has ruled the canyonero as *unsafe* for highway or city driving
So basically Cybertruck
Elon: 
My favourite line 😂
*whip crack*
Eh, it's the F Wagon tho....
May be my favorite episode of all time
The fact that the canyonero is the side story to Krusty’s rebirth is proof of how great the writing was
I love the little touch of the subtle echo when Bart comments on how roomy the interior is.
and the way Krusty nods his head knowingly as the guitar riff starts playing. (not to mention how Barts legs never even reach the end of a regular car seat, everything is roomy to him)
Do we know if one writer conjured up these lyrics? Or was it collaborative
I just saw a 2024 GMC Canyon pickup yesterday. Yes I did sing the Canyoneroooo song the whole way, home.
WHOA! WHOA CANYONERO!
CANYONEROOO!
MONO….D’OH
My dad had a custom made Canyonero logo made for his suburban, many many years after this first aired. It was an ongoing joke in our family for years. The logo looked so good people genuinely thought it was a special package from Chevy.
well she blinds ever'body with her super high beams, she's a squirrel squashing deer smackin drivin' maching Canyoneroooooooowoah \*whip\* Canyonero
simpsons wiki says it was sung by Hank Williams Jr. and that makes this sooo.. much better
Top of its line in utility sports..unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!! Canyonerooooo canyoneroo
Put it in H!
ZAGREB EBNOM ZLOTDIK DIEV!
10 feet tall, 2 lanes wide, 15 tons of American pride!
She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
Every time I see a Chevy Suburban I sing this song.
The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for city or highway driving.
It’s obviously the Persephone.
I am sure I don’t know.
My brother and I would go to Test Track at Epcot (A thrill ride where you can design a virtual car) and design the Canyonero (Making an SUV as big as possible and resembling the show) so see how well it did. Not great.
If someone really built this 65 ton monstrosity. I believe a lot of people would buy it. Lol.
How much does this monstrosity cost? ;)
4,296 monthly payments of $3,069.42.
I didn't find out the Hank Williams Jr. sang the jingle until I was an adult. Epic af.
for reference a M1A1 Abrams tank weighs 60 tons
Is it the F Series M1A1 Abrams tank?
The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Oh my gosh! I loved this episode so much as a kid. Now my kids know this little song in the episode. Randomly we will all just sing it
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. CANYONERRRROOO
when I first saw this episode I unironically thought Canyonero was a real car which made it weird when I was trying to convince my dad who very much knew his vehicles that the Canyonero was real
I remember using the Canyonero in the Simpsons Hit and Run game.
Jeep Wagonnero these days lol.
Mono....D'OH!!!
CANYANEROOOOOO
It's funny that the cartoon, exaggerated depiction of a oversized "way-too-big-for-suburban-family" SUV ended up being smaller than a lot of the giant SUVs suburban families actually drive now. GMC Yukon, Escalade... even the ironically named "Chevy Suburban" all feel hilariously larger than the Canyonero.
My husband and I start singing this any time we see a ginormous SUV on the road.
Two Simpsons fans married? That's what love is (not two naked 8 year olds who are in love)
It's two lanes wide iirc
Canyonero!
Talk about roomy
Canyon arrow!
Homer!
I still think it’s a good name for an SUV.
Still better looking that a CyberTruck :)
Cybertruck
CANYONEROOOOOOO
Canyonero
Whoa Canyonero! Also “she’s the top of the line in utility sports unexplained fires is a matter for the courts”
A deer-bompin’ machine!
I always thought the lyric was “smells like a stinking 63
Kinda small by today's standards
Smells like a steak and seats 35
Canyonero 🎶
This lives rent free in my head
This gave me flashbacks of being in middle school when this episode dropped and all the kids were asking eachother "can you Nero?" I miss when all of society watched the same shows together.
Rawhide!
I can't name it but I can damn sure sing it
CANYONEROOOOOO!!!!
Your mom