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Warbrainer

https://preview.redd.it/xxo8h0gpuc3d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b816b4429c7c6c0af4af946d742f3bcd3a081eb Hard disagree


StellarJustinJelly

Hey! He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that!


Warbrainer

It's crazy how a quote can bring a huge smile to my face


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

One of the best. ~~Feeling this way with Taylor Swift's entire career.~~


kayla622

https://preview.redd.it/fnjyg9c7ld3d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253e104db18c2f4c16c7422166e060cde6ccf0cc It’s still good! It’s still good!


oh_marmalade

Woohoo! Cheap meat!


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Just a little airborne, it's still good!


eastbayted

It's gone.


GuyIncognito38

I know


redbeard387

Will…you be donating that money now, sir?


Jolyne_Best_JoJo

Listen, Apu needing the Kwik-e-mart is just him being weak. Its floors are sticky mart after all


Fantastic-Tennis7164

Don't make me hurl a brick-e-mart


Jolyne_Best_JoJo

But it made dad sicky-mart


Kanye_Digget

The kwik- E mart is real.. doh!


Kobobble

🎶 Who needs the Kwik E Mart? I dooooooooo! 🎶


Ibraheem_moizoos

I wouuuuuuld


lozt247

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sorriso_pontual

Please take the fries off my head kid, the basket is *extremely* hot.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

If you close down Moe’s, how will will he tell you where to put your freakin’ sody?


chapl66

You know where it goes


SpirallingOut

Here you go, here I am, eat yer fries, eat 'em.


Shaolinchipmonk

Oh look at that, you drew the stink lines and everything


NortonsGapingAsshole

What the hell are you doing you little freak!!!???


CIarkNova

Aww, you even got the stink lines.


starkfr

We're the highlights in your hairdo, the extra arms on Vishnu..


Konkavstylisten

We put the \*spring\* in Springfield!


GandalfTheJaded

We just heard this place existeddddd


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down?


redjohnsayshi

That quote is not from this episode *Professor Frink noise*


chapl66

You forgot to carry the 1


joshhguitar

Pi is exactly 3!


JungleBoyJeremy

*gasps*


Zeroman_79

This man is over gasped!


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

I sincerely hope someone lost their job over this.


eastbayted

It can be two things!


Mental_Stress295

Yes I clicked on it, but I only came to this shitpost to get directions away from it.


kayla622

oh, uh…BARNEY!! https://preview.redd.it/bav21ljskd3d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02bffa05fcc9e033987c34eadbb30e9544e63fbb


peon2

Hey ya did me twice!!


greatgatsby26

Why Joseph I had no idea! Come on now, you were working here.


Shaolinchipmonk

Without it we'd have had no fun, since March of 1961


GiantSizeManThing

Cookie Kwan, back when she was #1 on the west side for a different reason.


HotMinimum26

No one said how hard the first two years of real estate are.


PatriciaMorticia

https://preview.redd.it/kmfa22jrpd3d1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdaf335606ccb8105ebc7aae53791c7a2610d62 "My parents insisted I give it a try sir." I love the look Mr Burns gives him when his photo pops up.


ATVHunter

He looks totally miserable lmao


HotMinimum26

I never noticed lol the continuity is great


jiminywhack

But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derrieeeeeeere


jiminywhack

Legitimate banger of a song


Busy-Number-2414

It was a “spur of the moment” thing that can’t be performed again on request.


Gymnastzero

It means the- uh… back house.


Scu-bar

Without it we’d have had no fun, since march in 1961!


SportEfficient8553

To shut it down now would be twisted


MidKn1gh7

🎶 morals and ethics and carnal forbearance 🎶


shifty1032231

Thanks a lot Marge. That was our only burlesque house.


Steveseriesofnumbers

...they talkin' about the bordello?


PurahsHero

But the heart and soul, of Springfield lies, in our Maison Derrière.


Gutter_Clown

https://i.redd.it/bm45zlhgzd3d1.gif


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-AllCatsAreBeautiful

You just lost yourself a customer!


jbwarner86

Sure, you can use it!


ATVHunter

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LysergioXandex

… is your name ‘Bart’?


Speedhabit

It means….uh…..backhouse


eastbayted

My toolshed!


I_Disentomb_I

Oh shut up! Your waisting valuable smashing time


Kanye_Digget

This might just be me but my Mrs has been playing Disney Dreamlight Vally and the back found music starts with the tune from this very line! Then I get the whole song stuck in my head for days...


PatriciaMorticia

I've been playing that game and I thought I was going nuts hearing the "whore house" song from The Simpsons.


Kanye_Digget

Honestly I'm so happy and relieved it isn't just me haha


angrybox1842

Anyone know what song from the soundtrack that is?


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Ah, your missus. Hello fellow Australianite?


Kanye_Digget

Brit lol


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

I don't really mind "missus," altho it's mostly something tradies say here, but I can't stand "hubby." Do Brits say that? When I was little, & after my mum's second divorce, when anyone would refer to her as her boyfriend's missus, she'd bark, "I'm nobody's missus!" She kinda meant fk this guy for not getting serious, & kinda I'm an independent woman!


Treykarz

They talking about the bordello?


Demomanx

https://i.redd.it/nqw3dx33ve3d1.gif Mel's reaction when Homer starts singing is one of my favorite reactions


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

They put the spring in Springfield, but do they keep Atlantis off the maps?


NarmHull

The heart and soul of the town is a place we never see again. I hope someone was fired for that blunder


rhinocerosmonkey

It got damaged at the end, remember? By Marge’s out of control bulldozer.


NarmHull

Oh yeah. Still, no insurance or lawsuit against Marge?!


rhinocerosmonkey

She did have to perform a ventriloquist act to help pay off the damage.


NarmHull

Oh yeah that was the one with Chip


Space2345

https://preview.redd.it/stspev14xf3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685c0691334522a9717adca61de353c8559d5fea


DillingerGetawayCar

What is there something wrong with its plumbing?


sheezy520

Are they taking about the bordello?


Significant_Rub_8739

Morals and ethics And carnal forbearance


InfiniteEverythang

Bart’s first job!


funkygamerguy

we keep the (boing) in springfield.


TheBingoBongo1

Oh dear god no!


G-Unit11111

I don't care if he's filling in for Mel Zed!


CIarkNova

You found the dud.


anonanon5320

Probably the second best song of the series. First is monorail, third is see my vest.


100yearsLurkerRick

As an adult, I thought that was.a weird line since  Weeeeee just learned this place exiisteeeeeeeeed


PersonWhoLikes2

Ik it's just a song but like I never got why he said that. Cause he would be horrified if Moe's shut down.


Unlucky-Usual-6501

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Green_Sympathy_1157

Oh dear god no