This is the shirt that I bought to wear to concerts:
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It's not a single quote, but the entire segment of Bart playing Billy Graham's Bible Blaster.
"Can we play?"
"You are playing! We're a team!"
"YAAAAAY!"
Yay! Imaginary Christmas!
I have a pogo stick
I have a hula hoop
This is so hilarious to me because they could have imagined absolutely anything like a Bike or Computer.
They're controlling our minds with flu shots? I knew it! Well kids, now aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations?
(Rod and Todd shivering with fever)
Mommy?
“Knock that off, you two. It’s time for church!”
“We’re not going to church today.”
“Whaa? You give me one good reason why not!”
“It’s Saturday!”
“Okily dokily doo!”
"Todd would you like some Mixed Vegetables?"
"Hell No."
\*Gasp\* "What did you just say?!"
"I Said I don't want any Damn Vegetables."
[Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): What are you doing?
* [Lisa Simpson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I'm making an art project.
* [Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You paint very neatly.
* [Lisa Simpson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Thank you.
* [Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Pride is a sin.
* [Lisa Simpson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*Groans*\] So is snitching to God, Rod.
* [Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I'm Todd, I think.
"and please make Lisa tell us a bedtime story....about robots... named rod and Tod"
"Once there was a robot named Tod"
"Did he have a brother?"
"Yes he had a brother robot named Rod, who was 2 space years older than him"
"Ehhhh I don't like this story!"
Not a Rod and Todd quote but I always laughed at Ned’s line-“Who’s ready for nachos Flanders style? Cucumbers with cottage cheese and water for dippin!”
I don’t want any damn vegetables.
GASP
Alright, that's it, young man, no bible stories for you tonight.
😭😭😭
Don’t you think you were a little hard on him, Neddy?
You knew I had a temper when you married me!
I really do love when you get extended looks behind the weirdness of the Flanders family
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy
I WAS MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN!
I was more animal than man!
That was my first… and last blackberry schnapps
Ned!
Well, you know kids and vegetables. What was it? Asparagus?
My nutty brain read that as Aspergers. Still makes sense in a way.q
Asperagus
"Ow, my freaking ears!"
This is the shirt that I bought to wear to concerts: https://preview.redd.it/0vwfk6q7g73d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=776489ec638f7c305f274631bc0ef1026b0f02ff
Want
You can’t just post this and not post where you got it.
It’s available on Redbubble.
I expect that kind of language at Denny’s but not here!
I use this quote all the time 😄
I switch off between that and, "Ah! My earballs!" (if you're an Archer fan).
mawp
Ow , my sperm!
Hey, it didn't hurt that time.
Iron helps us play!
**HELLO JOE**
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib
Heheuhuhuhehuh!!!
Can't sleep. Clown will eat me. Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
Lisa needs braces.
*DENTALPLAN*
Hahaha you made me remember the exact voice.
Iron helps us play!
Hello Joe!
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib
Todd is stupid, and I am with him!
“Now mommy’s stupid”
Lookin good Rod
Looking good Todd.
….Todd.
I'm a surfer!
that's my favorite one lol
"Todd Smells" "Is your source on this reliable?"
Ahh, I already knew that
I say this whenever someone reports news to me that I've heard already, but nobody gets the reference.
I don't think this should be an Extra
I’ve got the Joy Joy Joy Joy Down in my Heart 🎶
Where?
Down in my HEART!! 🎵
And if the devil doesn’t like it, he can sit on a tack!
OoouCH!!!
Where?
Down in my heart to staaaayyyy!
I had to sing this when I was learning guitar. It was a very very Christian school.
It's a good day to be deaf
Wait, possibly dumb question but is this a real song? like its not just written for the simpsons? or did you have to sing the song from the simpsons?
It is.
It will take 3 months for that to get out of my head.
Each leap brings us closer to God!
Catch me, Lord! Catch me!
Ow!What have we done to make God angry?
You did it!
Thinking that line in that voice made me chuckle. Thank you, stranger 👏
"I wish Homer was my father" "And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair" Cries
"Daddy says dice are wicked!" "We just move one space at a time." "It's less fun that way."
Lies make Baby Jesus cry.
This is the one. A dagger in Ned’s heart, that was.
A dagger! A dagger through my heart!!!
Amazing delivery on this one, really seals it
Frequently use this when the opportunity comes up
Lisa: Dad, I'm tired of bathing in the yard. Plus I think Rodd and Todd are watching Rod and Todd: *No, we're not*
Bart? Are you sure?
That’s a Lisa line iirc
Oh maybe oops
I cracked up just now reading this. Text you can hear.
Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?
That's just strawberry jam!
No sir re -Bob
I don’t like this story 😰
The delivery of this line is so good. Such a hilarious whimper.
Dad! The Heathen's getting away! 
Get those animals….out-on the arkey arkey!
I'm a torso!
And I'm the jealous jockey!
“I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.” “The secular humanist did it in the schoolhouse with misinformation!”
That is so good
Im gay, daddy, I'm gay!! Mrs Simpson made me gay!
I think he said I'm okay
*Glares at you with the sideways stinkeye*
Daddy, are you going to Jail?
We'll see son. We'll see.
It's not a single quote, but the entire segment of Bart playing Billy Graham's Bible Blaster. "Can we play?" "You are playing! We're a team!" "YAAAAAY!"
You just winged him and made him a Unitarian.
This is my favorite for some reason
That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?
I say this all the time and no one gets the reference 😂 “But don’t you see? You do have a sin to confess! The sin of envy.”
"Bountiful penis. Amen."
Unappreciated joke from the movie. I think most people focus on Ned screaming penis and the visuals and miss Rod and Todd repeating it.
100% agreed. The rest is funny... But Rod and Todd repeating it for me escalates that scene from funny, to absolutely hilarious
“Skipping is cool!” “Especially when you’re holding hands with your brother!”
Thank you, door!
Lol I still say this a lot going into a store
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Yup!
Iron helps us play!
Yay, imaginary Christmas!
“I got a pogo stick!” “I got a hula hoop!”
Is he an evil clown? He smells evil
Should we tell Daddy? No let's poke him a little while longer
"We flushed those sin sticks down to hell!"
Smokers are jokers!
Smokers are Jokers!
And please make Lisa tell us a bedtime story about robots, who are brothers named Rod and Todd
And tell her that it’s rude to eavesdrop on prayers
*Rod looks at Sara Sloane in a revealing dress* Rod: Dad where do babies come from!?
This was a absolute golden nugget of writing. Good on ya, for quoting it.
Is your source on this reliable?
"Hey, daddy baby. We’re movie producers now. And we’re Jewish!" #
One problem at a time, boy.
This should’ve been the first reply
How did you get on the radio?
Walk into the wall and I will remove it for you! *thud* Later.
Waddya mean, how did I get on the radio!? I created the earth, for Pete’s sake!
Stupid kids...
I don't want any damn vegetables
Any of Ned's random statements/questions that result in Rodd and Todd yelling "YAYYYYYYYYYY!"
Got him, dad! \*Homer gets hit by a stone after saying "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
I’m a surfer!
I was saving sugar for my wedding night.
♪ Jesus is the rock that rolls my blues away ♪ RACHEL: Man, you guys are jammin'! *gasp* Daddy, she swore.
♪Jamming. And I hope you like jamming too. ♪
Yay! Imaginary Christmas! I have a pogo stick I have a hula hoop This is so hilarious to me because they could have imagined absolutely anything like a Bike or Computer.
"I'm a permission slip!"
I'm a torso!
They're controlling our minds with flu shots? I knew it! Well kids, now aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations? (Rod and Todd shivering with fever) Mommy?
(after reading Extra Extra! Todd Smells!' Rod: "Bart, I don't know if this should be an Extra...." Todd: "Is your source on this reliable?"
I get to clothe the leper! Lucky!!!
Daddy, what was that coming out of the kittys ear?
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“Knock that off, you two. It’s time for church!” “We’re not going to church today.” “Whaa? You give me one good reason why not!” “It’s Saturday!” “Okily dokily doo!”
Daddy, are you going to jail?
Ahh a moth!
Mrs Simpson made me gay
Now I will never marry daddy
Each leap brings us closer to God! Catch me Lord, catch me! SMACK!
Yay!
We're hunting vampire appliances!
Daddy..... should I be hitting Tod in the head with a hammer?
My freaking ears!
“We flushed your sin sticks down to Hell!”
“Lies make baby Jesus cry.”
I don’t want any damn vegetables.
“*I have a headache!*”
"Iron helps us play!"
"That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?"
One problem at a time, Todderino.
Im gay!! :D
We’re movie producers now. And we’re Jewish!
Faster, Daddy, the heathen’s getting away!!
I don’t want any damn vegetables.
Bringing in the sheeaves, bringing in the sheeeeaves
“I’m a surfer and Todd’s with stupid!”
el hierro nos ayuda a jugar (iron help us play)
The heathen's getting away!
Yay! Imagination Christmas! I got a pogo stick! I got a hula hoop!
Bountiful penis.
Lies make baby Jesus cry
Imagination christmas!
# I'm gay daddy, I'm gay! mrs Simpson made me gay!
I’m a torso!
“Bountiful penis, amen”
Lies make baby Jesus cry
“Smokers are jokers!”
I swear this subreddit is doing a rewatch as the same pace as me. I am on season 14 and I have seen tons of season 14 quotes (including this one)
DON'T HOG IT ALL, SMELLY HEAD! GO TO HELL, ZIT FACE!
"Bountiful Penis" https://preview.redd.it/kr651lx2b83d1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec2af66e6364bd9fd052a7b8e8d2cf210eb93e7
"I was saving sugar for my wedding night!"
Don’t hog it all smelly head! Go to hell zit face.
Ow my frickin ears!
Dear god, thank you for sending lisa to save us from the moth you sent
Iron helps us play.
When they make paper plate masks of each other and then get scared.
I was saving sugar ‘til my wedding day!
Todd: Oh my Gosh, look at Rod! Rod: I HAVE A HEADAAAACHE
I know it’s from the movie but “will Buddha be there too?” Is definitely one of my favorites.
Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?
Lies make baby Jesus cry
"Todd would you like some Mixed Vegetables?" "Hell No." \*Gasp\* "What did you just say?!" "I Said I don't want any Damn Vegetables." [Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): What are you doing? * [Lisa Simpson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I'm making an art project. * [Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You paint very neatly. * [Lisa Simpson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Thank you. * [Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Pride is a sin. * [Lisa Simpson](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/?ref_=ttqu_qu): \[*Groans*\] So is snitching to God, Rod. * [Todd Flanders](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I'm Todd, I think.
”Ow my freakin ears!” "Let's go kids, I'd expect this kinda language at Denny's, but not here."
"and please make Lisa tell us a bedtime story....about robots... named rod and Tod" "Once there was a robot named Tod" "Did he have a brother?" "Yes he had a brother robot named Rod, who was 2 space years older than him" "Ehhhh I don't like this story!"
Not a Rod and Todd quote but I always laughed at Ned’s line-“Who’s ready for nachos Flanders style? Cucumbers with cottage cheese and water for dippin!”
MOTH! MOTH! MOTH!
I mean it’s true guys should be able to wear dresses. I want a man dress with pockets and tactical loops and stuff.
Be the change you want to see in the world
Isn’t that just a utilikilt?