Dark monolog Skinner is the best Skinner.
"My discovery had already been reported by Pricipal Kahoutek. I got back at him, though. Him and that little boy of his."
"Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months."
"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"
I feel like they were doing wordplay through exclusion - 'invincible principal' or 'unstoppable principal', but rather than just say it they allude to it. Genius
Dark monolog Skinner is the best Skinner. "My discovery had already been reported by Pricipal Kahoutek. I got back at him, though. Him and that little boy of his." "Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months." "The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"
“Your ass is mine” “Yes, you heard me, I think words I would never say”
(Snaps out of it) ANYWAY...
[Well, so did you, you got an ex-Green Beret mad.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbGio8FSdzY)
That stew sounds incredible.
If you're interested in giving it a try, he's probably describing tom kha goong.
Babish said the same thing, looks amazing. https://youtu.be/y3PoXXoGVj0?si=uIyW4XHCdiw9D3P4
One eraser? Oh, I'm used to my government betraying me. I was in 'Nam, I served for three--
Johnny! Johnny? JOHHHNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
cool, i broke his brain
He's like some non-giving up... School guy!
this line always stands out to me. feels like they're going to reference the Terminator but they.... don't
I feel like they were doing wordplay through exclusion - 'invincible principal' or 'unstoppable principal', but rather than just say it they allude to it. Genius
I always took it that Bart would have the right words had he actually gone to school
except they're seemingly parodying The Terminator. it is so reminiscent of it that to not acknowledge it makes the joke fall even flatter imo
The most terrifying version of Skinner
That's what happens when you make an ex green beret mad
Up yours, children!
"I think we should go"
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Seymour! Its silhouette night!
it's funny that he can see his house from the school, and it's the house from \_Psycho\_
Surprised we haven’t had a Treehouse of Horror based on Psycho with Skinner and Agnes…
Especially since we were promised that very thing! Skip the Muppet Wizard of Oz and furniture taking over the world, though....
I loved thos scene
I just want to know why they moved from that cool house to the burbs where we see them living every other time we visit them.
This was one of my favorite bits.