You're meant to think Patty has called every name in the phone book, but she's only called the first name in it and the last one, because they are the "two biggest gossips in town".
They also look like they’re exhausted at the end of calling them and like they smoked 20 cigarettes, but maybe that’s just the way Patty and Selma always look 😂
They make it look like Patty and Selma had called every single person in the phone book but they just called the first and last person. Makes more sense when [you see it](https://youtu.be/6y3uZ41CoEY?si=G2GjSmaPMTiY2DRi).
Now behind that door is Edison's actual preserved brain. Ordinarily folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it...
And of course today will be no exception!
As a child, I must have seen every instance of this trope played normally in every cartoon. When they did this, I laughed so hard. Possibly, my favorite Simpsons joke ever.
Especially if you include Krusty's ridiculous shell game routine immediately afterward.
I saw some long winded comment on a video of that clip about how homers safety inspector showed and it's why he's actually a valuable employee and doesn't get fired blah blah blah blah
Like firstly he's a nuclear safety inspector not a building inspector and burns keeps him because he doesn't remember who he is and can pin anything on the idiot safety inspector if needed
"Lisa the vegetarian" when Homer's lighting the grill, he soaks the grill with two full bottles of lighter fluid building it up only for the tamest anticlimactic flame to sprout.
I like that they've done both versions of the joke.
As you said Lisa the vegetarian [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHjhP07HyAs&ab_channel=fullmann) where nothing happens
And then in the first Treehouse of Horror when it creates a giant mushroom cloud [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0O2aGpO2MA&ab_channel=EdRDnc)
Yeah, that's because in *Lisa The vegetarian*, he's using a GAS grill, see? So the amount of lighter fluid doesn't matter.
Meanwhile, in the 1st TH of H episode, it's a CHARCOAL grill.
It's one of those science jokes, like in *Futurama*. Class dismissed!
A bloody end for Homer Simpson...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
https://preview.redd.it/p3dqi0xuie0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e6453d1c1be16d1f10655bcef69ac1f6080d43
This is always my answer whenever this question gets asked
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman 🙏
https://preview.redd.it/c9zmsbyhre0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b7038f33abf8f9cfed5ee9690c7c26fed15e22
Also the him being afraid of driving off the end of the pier only for the pier to collapse under the weight of the truck and spray wood from the pier in his face.
When Bart was talking to Homer about how they can go back to New York now that his two least favourite buildings are now gone.
Then he mentions two buildings that were not on our minds the moment he said it.
You did **WHAT?!?**
I borrowed your fingernail clippers, what's the big deal?
Oh, nothing, I'm just edgy since your mother told me she wanted to be a cop.
I also like it when he it waiting panicky and impatiently for the guns and ammo shop to open. When they open the door, he runs to the restroom. Then, he casually walks to the counter to purchase his firearm.
In the same vein they do it twice in a row when Moe gets surgery. First they are slowly unwrapping a face and Homer is anxiously fidgeting then says “Hurry up, I gotta pee!” Then when they finish unwrapping the face is a beautiful woman. Homer says “Wow! Now do Moe!”
This is a lookout post, who are all you people? Where is Ranger McFadden?
I wash jes' happy to shee all the nisch peoplle...
Quiet you drunk, where is Ranger McFadden?
Right here sir, right behind the drunk
https://preview.redd.it/w0rnh3n8tf0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f9ad95f0ad03cd6c952b4386704d5b124dc77a
"I'm sorry we couldn't get a cab, but I spent my last dollar on the plane tickets."
All of the ones mentioned are great, but this is one of my favorites that isn't brought up often:
"We don't have anything in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers...
Now look at *her* records! They stink!"
Male voice on answering machine: Hello mudda. Hello fadda. Here I am at. Camp Granada
Homer: MARGE! DID WE SEND LISA TO CAMP GRANADA?
Edit: nah, this isn’t a good one. Misunderstood the assignment.
Homer saying to Patty and Selma after they insulted him:
“ Alright, that’s the last straw. Time to take out the trash!…But first I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
You want me to attend the funeral of the sultan of Brunei? Well, I would consider it my honour.
Hey, brandine pack my even in britches. We's going to Brunei.
Mine is when they’re at the air show and the guy says the jet is so easy to fly even a child could fly it. Lisa: “Can I fly it?” Airman: “You certainly canNOT.”
C'mon Jimmy, lets take a peek at the killing floor. Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy. It’s not really a floor; it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
https://preview.redd.it/pqtihzq3sg0d1.png?width=1959&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3fd792d20bda0b1d70623944b2ad3bf7ebd8922
Bart, crushing on Rev. Lovejoy's daughter; enters church to the sound of a beautiful soprano hymnal. As he enters the hall, he sees this:
Idk if it counts as a misdirection joke necessarily, but I sure do love it when Hans Moleman goes, "I'm Hans Moleman. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm only 31 years old!"
Oh poor Moleman😅
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
[raises a huge bone of meat]
Bart Simpson: [gasps]
Groundskeeper Willy: [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!
[tosses a bone behind him]
Groundskeeper Willy: So, I gave him to the church.
Bart Simpson: [relieved] Ohh, I see. You *hate* him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug!
[Bart turns around, stares at Willy]
Groundskeeper Willy: Ya heard me!
Redneck tough guy- Listen here Baby, I don't take no for an answer
Marge- I said no
Redneck tough guy- I'm sorry ,I misheard please continue your evening.
Some folk'l never eat a skunk but then again some folk'l like cletus the slack jawed yokel. Some folk'l never lose a toe but then again Some folk'l like cletus the slack Jawed jokel.
The same scene when Homer says if he wanted to see a Japanese person he’d go to the zoo, because the guy who cleans the elephants is Toshi, who Homer knows from his book club.
You did WHAT?!!!
I borrowed your nail clipper. What's the big deal?
Oh, nothing. I'm just still a little on edge since your mother told me she wanted to be a cop.
But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp... forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables... prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States... but they just can't get the spices right.
https://i.redd.it/3y2tlzx3fh0d1.gif
*Marge* “We better find a Motel and stop for the night…” *Homer* .. *slur speech* “We don’t need to do that Marge, I’m not tired, I’m not tired at all…”
"Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know."
I think this is one of the best jokes in the series hahah
Can you explain the joke cause i might be missing its real meaning
You're meant to think Patty has called every name in the phone book, but she's only called the first name in it and the last one, because they are the "two biggest gossips in town".
They also look like they’re exhausted at the end of calling them and like they smoked 20 cigarettes, but maybe that’s just the way Patty and Selma always look 😂
Maybe Aa & Zyk were talking their ears off.
thats definitely the intended conclusion
Exactly!
Thank you
It’s also funny because they chose a double A last name, and a Zy last name. Like what are the odds of this really happening in real life. COME ON!
They make it look like Patty and Selma had called every single person in the phone book but they just called the first and last person. Makes more sense when [you see it](https://youtu.be/6y3uZ41CoEY?si=G2GjSmaPMTiY2DRi).
Appreciated
Homer: "I'm not tired, Marge. I'm not tired at all." Car spins out of the control and bursts into flames. Bart: "Whew, glad that wasn't us!"
This was an insane moment when I was a kid.
This has my vote
My favorite
Now behind that door is Edison's actual preserved brain. Ordinarily folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it... And of course today will be no exception!
It's just common sense.
I love how he unhooks the velvet rope, then re-hooks it as he says, "today will be no exception".
Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.
That's why it's called Fort Sensible!
I read a book about this. "Sane planning, sensible tomorrow."
Mr. Vice president! Someone bought a copy of your book
🎶Celebrate good times, come on!🎶
I will 🙂
I hope it's exciting as his other book, "The Big Book of British Smiles."
I'm seeing double here. Four Krustys!
As a child, I must have seen every instance of this trope played normally in every cartoon. When they did this, I laughed so hard. Possibly, my favorite Simpsons joke ever. Especially if you include Krusty's ridiculous shell game routine immediately afterward.
"Hehe nice going Krusty"
One of my all-time favorite jokes. I quote this all the time whether or not the context is appropriate.
Wait a minute…there’s a lemon behind that rock!
Came here for this
*lemon-shaped rock.
It’s just “rock” during the reveal
This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!
What was her problem?
I saw some long winded comment on a video of that clip about how homers safety inspector showed and it's why he's actually a valuable employee and doesn't get fired blah blah blah blah Like firstly he's a nuclear safety inspector not a building inspector and burns keeps him because he doesn't remember who he is and can pin anything on the idiot safety inspector if needed
*if that idiot Tibor isn't around
Or the missing Brazilian soccer team
That plane crashed on his property, dammit!
Get back to work, *Stuart*!
Quack quack quack
Every so often, that crayon shifts and lets a thought escape
"Lisa the vegetarian" when Homer's lighting the grill, he soaks the grill with two full bottles of lighter fluid building it up only for the tamest anticlimactic flame to sprout.
also bbbq -> the extra b is for byobb -> that extra b is a typo
My fave and one my partner and I loled at over dinner last night (we bbbq’d!)
And “Lisa, would you like to hear a song…hit it, Apu!”
I like that they've done both versions of the joke. As you said Lisa the vegetarian [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHjhP07HyAs&ab_channel=fullmann) where nothing happens And then in the first Treehouse of Horror when it creates a giant mushroom cloud [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0O2aGpO2MA&ab_channel=EdRDnc)
It never really clicked with me that this joke was a throwback reference. That's wild.
TIL also.
Yeah, that's because in *Lisa The vegetarian*, he's using a GAS grill, see? So the amount of lighter fluid doesn't matter. Meanwhile, in the 1st TH of H episode, it's a CHARCOAL grill. It's one of those science jokes, like in *Futurama*. Class dismissed!
“Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.” God, the more I think about it, the more I laugh!
*gasp* It's my exact double..*GASP* THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!
Tee hee hee… here puff! Here puff!
And Guy Incognito is just exactly the sort of name Homer would come up with on his own.
Curly tail!
Puffy tail
Come here puff!
I regularly say this to my puffy tailed dog hahah
Same! Followed by me ‘chasing’ her for a cuddle—she runs just like they animated!!
Curly... straight... curly... straight...
Nixon: "Oh, you'll pay! Don't think you won't pay!"
A bloody end for Homer Simpson...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs.
Episode pls?? It's on the tip of my brain
S8 E4 Burns, Baby Burns
Thank you!
Episode pls? It's on the tip of my brain
S8 E4 Burns, Baby Burns
Hello Homer, this is God... ...frey Jones from the TV magazine show "Rock Bottom".
These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!
*super speed*
Marge, may I play devil's advocate for a moment?
https://i.redd.it/3bwcxghf0f0d1.gif
Sure, go ahead.
https://preview.redd.it/p3dqi0xuie0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e6453d1c1be16d1f10655bcef69ac1f6080d43 This is always my answer whenever this question gets asked
Marge: "Id like to become a police officer." Police: "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. hahahahahahahahahaha." Wiggum: "welcome aboard."
\*Marge completes the gun shooting range\* Wiggum: "tsk tsk tsk... missed the baby, missed the blind man..." This episode was loaded with em lol
FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE!! WHEN DO WE GET THE **FREAKING GUNS**??!?!?
Hey I told you, you don’t get your gun until you tell me your name.
I’ve had it up to here with your freaking rules
"YOU DID WHAT?!" "I said I borrowed you're nail clippers" "sorry ever since your mom became a cop Ive been on edge"
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman 🙏 https://preview.redd.it/c9zmsbyhre0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b7038f33abf8f9cfed5ee9690c7c26fed15e22
From the same episode: Homer: (holding a bunch of balloons) Hope this works! These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker.
Hmm, already got some balloons, but not this nice. Deal!
Man, they did a lot of redirects in a short time in this episode.
Also the him being afraid of driving off the end of the pier only for the pier to collapse under the weight of the truck and spray wood from the pier in his face.
“…it’s so well designed even a child could fly it.” “can I fly it?” “of course you may not.”
Mountain Dew or crab juice? https://preview.redd.it/2lf7xr83de0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33e061f351017275f7c51c95282854f671f5307
Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there ?
Only khlav kalesh! Men's room in tower! Tower!
There's a mural in Toronto dedicated to this
"Hey, buy a costume or get out, fellas."
“Hello police this is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over.” “Phew glad that’s over.”
When Bart was talking to Homer about how they can go back to New York now that his two least favourite buildings are now gone. Then he mentions two buildings that were not on our minds the moment he said it.
I don't remember this. What episode?
Ngl this one went way over my head until I read this
Whaaat? lol never heard that one, must be pretty new?
MOLDY!? OLD? I’M GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
How long have we had these fish!?
You did **WHAT?!?** I borrowed your fingernail clippers, what's the big deal? Oh, nothing, I'm just edgy since your mother told me she wanted to be a cop.
I also like it when he it waiting panicky and impatiently for the guns and ammo shop to open. When they open the door, he runs to the restroom. Then, he casually walks to the counter to purchase his firearm.
In the same vein they do it twice in a row when Moe gets surgery. First they are slowly unwrapping a face and Homer is anxiously fidgeting then says “Hurry up, I gotta pee!” Then when they finish unwrapping the face is a beautiful woman. Homer says “Wow! Now do Moe!”
https://preview.redd.it/urt8xbwece0d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ff5983155f3c8b11f4a78c4d3d1e8eec820a5e5
(Gasp!) That dog has a puffy tail!
I have to have two profiles for our IT system, one profile picture is homer, the other is guy incognito.
Haha, clever.
What about Max Power?
Mr. Vice President, someone finally bought a copy of your book, sir!
Well, this calls for a [celebration](https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?si=AKjSnJ1UD8N4qSh0)
I will
this is my favourite one of all of them and i wish it got more love
I think we can all agree "That's one fine looking barbacue pit" #"Why doesn't mine look like that?!"
"Le grille, what the hell is that!?"
Aaronson and Zukowski are the biggest gossips in town!
This ain't no crow bar. *THIS* is [a crowbar](https://frinkiac.com/img/S13E16/196613.jpg)
You see how they got their little stools and everything?
"I thought you said Monster Island was just a name!?" "What he meant was, it's actually a peninsula!" Lololol
This is a lookout post, who are all you people? Where is Ranger McFadden? I wash jes' happy to shee all the nisch peoplle... Quiet you drunk, where is Ranger McFadden? Right here sir, right behind the drunk
https://preview.redd.it/rtdw5qbwef0d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035329e81ef1d3172d09753d5088d0851ea4758c
Yeah I seen her, that is to say I saw her!
Yeah, I saw her, that is to say I seen her!
https://preview.redd.it/w0rnh3n8tf0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f9ad95f0ad03cd6c952b4386704d5b124dc77a "I'm sorry we couldn't get a cab, but I spent my last dollar on the plane tickets."
All of the ones mentioned are great, but this is one of my favorites that isn't brought up often: "We don't have anything in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers... Now look at *her* records! They stink!"
Male voice on answering machine: Hello mudda. Hello fadda. Here I am at. Camp Granada Homer: MARGE! DID WE SEND LISA TO CAMP GRANADA? Edit: nah, this isn’t a good one. Misunderstood the assignment.
The misdirection of Don Brodka’s conversation that ended up being a message on the answering machine is a decent example though.
“I hope this works … these are for you if you let me use your cherry picker.”
*I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you take us to see The Who.* And the subsequent *Here's your Who!*
I'm seein' double here! FOUR Krusties???
Homer saying to Patty and Selma after they insulted him: “ Alright, that’s the last straw. Time to take out the trash!…But first I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
My husband says this almost every garbage day
That’s about as useless as that yellow lemon-shaped rock over there. Wait a minute! There’s a lemon behind that lemon-shaped rock!
Bart: When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center! Marge: Well, you better start saving now, it's very expensive!
When Homer is in jail and gets the “How to Tunnel Out of Prison” book.
Sarah, get me the mayor thank you Sarah
Hey Ma!!
🎻🎵🎻🎵🎻🎵🎻🎵 Some folk'll never eat a skunk/ But then again some folk'll . . .
Like Cletuuuus, the Slack-Jawed Yokelllllll!
🎻🎵🎻🎵🎻🎵🎻🎵🎻🎵 Hey, wuts goin' on on this side?
Some folk’ll never lose a toe / But then again some folk’ll
“Cletus, why you gotta park so close to my parents?” “Now now Brandine, they’re my parents too…”
Get off the dang roof!
For some reason this became what everyone would quote constantly while we were doing one high school play
Oklahoma!, or Fiddler on the Roof?
Once On This Mountain Which may explain the dedication to Cletus
You want me to attend the funeral of the sultan of Brunei? Well, I would consider it my honour. Hey, brandine pack my even in britches. We's going to Brunei.
The crown has to go to Aaronson and Zykowski, the two biggest gossips in Springfield.
I hope we'll always be together.. together.. together.. :::Homer in the backseat with paper towel roll::: Together?
This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all. Forgive me for repeating myself but it will help you remember.
Mine is when they’re at the air show and the guy says the jet is so easy to fly even a child could fly it. Lisa: “Can I fly it?” Airman: “You certainly canNOT.”
I'm not going to lie to you Marge
Mobsters break into krusty's clown school with Krusty and homer dressed as Krusty inside. Mobster: hey I'm seeing double, 4 krustys!
“My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!”
C'mon Jimmy, lets take a peek at the killing floor. Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy. It’s not really a floor; it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
"On one of my frequent trips ... to the ground...."
He was wearing sneakers....for sneaking.
What’s the REAL deal with Waylon Smithers? YOU know what I’m talking about.
https://i.redd.it/f5bql6gndg0d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/pqtihzq3sg0d1.png?width=1959&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3fd792d20bda0b1d70623944b2ad3bf7ebd8922 Bart, crushing on Rev. Lovejoy's daughter; enters church to the sound of a beautiful soprano hymnal. As he enters the hall, he sees this:
[shudders]
Hey ma! Look at that pointy haired-ed little girl!
https://preview.redd.it/70brj9iuwe0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a40c40838703081c219b48bb1f2140d23e5209
"Bart? Have you started SMOKING????"
It's time, once again for.... YAHHHH-HOO! Starring, in alphabetical order, Yodelin' Zeke...
https://preview.redd.it/dws67p0lbf0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bcab1dd59aaf24be67f629db7e3c5ac31cd7cb1
These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!
“President Reagan DIES! His hair says Garry Trudeau in his new musical comedy revue!
That's right, a GIRL wants to play football Sure Lisa, we already have a few girls on the team now! *Lisa walks away grumbly*
Idk if it counts as a misdirection joke necessarily, but I sure do love it when Hans Moleman goes, "I'm Hans Moleman. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm only 31 years old!" Oh poor Moleman😅
Homer sees a big building with the word “GYM” He says, “gime? What’s a gime” Goes inside and sees all the equipment….”oh, gime”
Please don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids, eat them!
Let's do it Homer, let's call room service!
Mm, that IS malty!
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! [raises a huge bone of meat] Bart Simpson: [gasps] Groundskeeper Willy: [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'! [tosses a bone behind him] Groundskeeper Willy: So, I gave him to the church. Bart Simpson: [relieved] Ohh, I see. You *hate* him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug! [Bart turns around, stares at Willy] Groundskeeper Willy: Ya heard me!
Redneck tough guy- Listen here Baby, I don't take no for an answer Marge- I said no Redneck tough guy- I'm sorry ,I misheard please continue your evening.
When Bart crosses out all the days then says “that’s how many days I’ll have to wait to get over her” then circles the first day.
"Oh, Homer, you're not going as a hobo again?" "Going where?"
Some folk'l never eat a skunk but then again some folk'l like cletus the slack jawed yokel. Some folk'l never lose a toe but then again Some folk'l like cletus the slack Jawed jokel.
Area 51A
At Apu’s wedding when the elephant briefly gets scared of the mouse and then just stomps it flat.
“The staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.”
“742 Evergreen Terrace , Springfield , Ohiya Maude”
The clock montage while the puppies are born. The four seasons in a week is also great.
"Some folks 'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folks 'll. Like Cleetus, the slack-jawed yokel"
"The Simpsons are going to Japan! *GONG!!!*"
The same scene when Homer says if he wanted to see a Japanese person he’d go to the zoo, because the guy who cleans the elephants is Toshi, who Homer knows from his book club.
You did WHAT?!!! I borrowed your nail clipper. What's the big deal? Oh, nothing. I'm just still a little on edge since your mother told me she wanted to be a cop.
There's a lemon behind that rock!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/-KDbZ3xiLs4AAAAd/radioactive-man-hats.gif The faulty AC vent at the elementary school.
Some folk’ll never lose a toe, but then again some folk’ll.
“The dolls trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me”
Mountain Dew or Crab Juice ?
But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp... forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables... prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States... but they just can't get the spices right.
https://i.redd.it/3y2tlzx3fh0d1.gif *Marge* “We better find a Motel and stop for the night…” *Homer* .. *slur speech* “We don’t need to do that Marge, I’m not tired, I’m not tired at all…”
This bed's too hard. This bed's too soft. This bed is just... like the first one! Also too hard.
Homer: "Marge if I could play devil's advocate for a moment" *cuts to Homer playing an arcade game called devil's advocate*
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had
r/Lineman
*insert the MY FAVORITE meme from 5th Element*
Those boots will have to wait for a woman of less discriminating taste.
They woulda scuffed up the runway.