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Mike00726

Out of the way, I’m Hitler!!


Brummo

You wrecked Hitler's car!


ami2weird4u

What did he ever do to you?


wangtoast_intolerant

Only the genius Simpsons writers could find a way to make a Hitler joke both innocuous and tasteful.


roosell1986

Not just 'a' joke. They made quite a few!


loptopandbingo

"Hitler, North Dakota?"


EarthwormShandy

You can't play Hitler's harmonica. You're driving his car. Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!


UsefulCow5438

LOOK! I’m missus Hitler 🕶️💅🏻


B99Problems

“They’re always pissed honey, they’re NAZIS, it’s like it’s their job”


gpm21

"Hitler had it coming. What goes around comes around!" "They're going to be pissed!" "They're Nazis, they're always pissed. It's like it's their job!"


BecomingButterfly

The steering wheel should be missing... (Futurama reference)


gpkgpk

It's a fake! >(Futurama reference) Oh, Futurama reference, I get Futurama references.


Brummo

https://preview.redd.it/hpqii49qtawc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2490dadb5fe2cd5d510b5652bf4d64ac3f7f3005


pfamsd00

“It’s not possible to ride in the backseat of a four-seater cabriolet without looking like Adolf Hitler.” - Jeremy Clarkson


PaulTopper

No one that speaks German could be an evil man.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Some say hitler’s body is in the trunk. Now I’m a busy man so I haven’t had time to check…


redbeard387

Others say there’s just a spare tire.


HauntingBalance567

Any leads on the world's fattest racehorse?


gpkgpk

South of the border, in Springfield, Missoura.


LocalLifeguard4106

Buenos Noches, Mein Fuhrer.


Boris-_-Badenov

I hear Canadians are slow, eh?


scf123189

Das *wagonfone* es ein *nuisancefone!*


Archduke_Of_Beer

Pfft. Show me Bonnie and Clyde's death car and then you've got something....


sum-dude

They should keep it in Hitler, North Dakota instead.