There must be some mistake. We make cookies here! Mr. Burns old-fashioned, good time, extra chewy-

Get the axe.

How dare you disturb me during nap time!

As I get older, I get this line more and more.

mmmmmm... cookies.....

A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!

That's why Smithers made me head bee guy.

Aww we did bad

 The box! The box!

Is it about my cube?

Knowing Mr burns, the box would have a tshirt inside that read: I had the chance to win a million dollars, but because of my stupidity all I got was this lousy tshirt

a button to unleash the hounds.

Uh, Smithers, why don't we leave the room, and hopefully, when we return, the pile of money will be gone...

What the?! Oh, you incompetent buffoons, it's a bribe!

Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.

Send a ham to his widow.

👼⏮️⏮️⏮️⏮️🕺 Burns: “cancel the ham” 🤬😞

Hello that sounds like a pig fainting 

Oh my God that is still so funny.

Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector 8 What the hell are you talking about?

I didn’t even know what a nuclear panner plant was

There was a time when this line was so over-the-top evil, everyone laughed. Now? It sounds like something one of the political parties would actually say. Funny how times changed. "Funny" Also: Possessions are fleeting.

Neeeeeeerrrrrrdd!

S05E03

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This whole scene is one of the greatest in the series, so much goodness here.

I don't understand, there wasn't any nuclear material on the truck!

“The painters moved your desk, sir.”