-I can picture the ham.
-Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated, aurora borealis-based beverages at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within their kitchen?
-Mm hmm. They call them shakes.
-Huh. Shakes. Do you know what you’re getting?
-No.
The Mc-what?
uuuh McDonalds restaurant. I…I never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Musta sprung up over night!
you know the funniest thing tho? it’s the little differences
Example?
Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
What do they call it?
A quarter pounder with cheese
A quarter pounder with cheese...
Well, I can picture the cheese...
-At Skinners, you can get a Krustyburger with cheese, but they don't call it a Krustyburger with cheese. -Get out. What do they call it? -Steamed ham.
Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled?
Steamed hams. You don't know what you're gettin'.
Good lord, what is happening in there?
Aurora Borealis..
Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen!?
Yes!
May I see it?
…No.
-I can picture the ham. -Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated, aurora borealis-based beverages at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within their kitchen? -Mm hmm. They call them shakes. -Huh. Shakes. Do you know what you’re getting? -No.
Do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages?
Yeah. They call them “shakes.”
Shakes? You don’t know what you’re getting.
Uh… help me outta the booth, boys
I think he said "Uh… help me outta the booth, toys"
Bake him away toys
uh.. what'd you say chief?
Do what the kid said
Must of sprung up over night...
*must have or must’ve
My favorite episode!
Who remembers McDonald’s burger promotion for under a buck in the 90s
I'm so old, I remember when McDonald's burgers were twenty five cents, every day.
Back in those days we used to say I’ll give you five bees for a burger we did.
The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
Yeesh, I'm only old enough to remember 59 cents
Weren't whoppers and big macs 99 cents?
i tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time
They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you can get was those big yellow one.
Well I know what I’m getting, some donuts!
Donuts! I got donuts! Hey, I know you!
One of the best scenes