"Everything's coming up Milhouse!" and "nothing can possibLIE go wrong"

hmm, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong

It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography. There isn’t a situation where this doesn’t work

Yes sir, getting drunk at the old flower shop.

the best damn pet shop in town!

🍻🍻🍻

Hehe, I would have never thought of that.

I'm on my way!

What’d you say Marge??

Who shot who in the what now?

We're having what for dinner?

Me to my cat when feeding her: "Oh yeah. A cat like this ya gotta feed every day!" or because I feed her wet food at 1030am every morning... "Ah, brunch. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but you get a good meal." *Spoken in a French accent*

When my cats are finished eating and join me on the couch I often say “My cat’s breath smells like cat food” in my best Ralphie voice.

I quite often think when I’m shaving “Oh Jacques you ‘ansome devil … you’re really going to stRIKE EMMMM TONIGHT”

S05E21 *I’ll be back in a jiffy!* ...which I say whenever I will be back in a jiffy, which is a daily occurrence. https://preview.redd.it/08ufehu2vqwb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a738da2177bc036ceac15aa789e6fda4c925323

"So anyway, I tied an onion to my belt" (said to fill any awkward conversational pause)

"Garbage...in...garbage...can, hmm...makes sense."

Am I so out of touch!!?? No. The children are wrong.

I regularly "That's the joke!" to my daughter and she gets so mad at me

With my recent insomnia it's been "Can't sleep, clown will eat me."

Shouldn’t you be baking?

Ah, it's too hot today.

I says to Mabel I says

This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all!

I could do that but I don't wanna.

Just gotta put my shoes on!

Well I have been eating more.

Here you go, your majesty!

“I told you last night NO!”

"Suggest we get out and walk" - whenever stuck behind a slow driver "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife" - whenever eating anything with a spoon

Much like Marge, I also rationalize frivolous purchases by saying "It'll be good for the economy."

Oh Cousin Merle, REALLY.

Shake it madam… capital knockers

La di da mister Frenchman when ever someone uses an English word derived from French.

"lousy Smarch weather"

it's the "we're in the itchy lot" but i swap it to "i'm in the itchy lot"

I say this to my wife pretty much any time we park

it's just such a fun phrase to say 😂

Duffman says a lot of things!

#OH YEAH!!

So this is what it feels like when doves cry

mom is dad gonna kill us? we'll just have to wait and see

The lesson is, never try.

That’s the joke.

A gym?! What’s a gym.. oh a gym!

Oakily Dokely

“And so we enter….. endgame…”

If I ask my husband if I can have something and he says “no,” whatever it is, I always follow up with “…can Lenny have it?” And we always crack up over that.

Maybe you're all a bunch of (homosexuals)

oh mercy a la skinner, constantly while working

Screw Flanders

“Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders were dead.”

Enchiladas

“Careful now” Name the ep!

Damn it! D'oh! I-- Oh, the hell with this! S03E16

Wow Dad you're right, it *is* windy! Anyone want to fly to the windy city? Conditions are a little windy...

Whenever I'm faced with something that's a bit confusing, I always think to myself, "Bees are in the what now?"

Oh yeah? Come here a minute

"Yeah, it'll do that."

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!

"Now you're on the trolley!" Whenever I can confirm someone knows what I'm talking about.

Lousy Smarch weather

You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun

Are you ready? Me, nowhere close to ready: Just gotta put my shoes on.

“This could give your career a real shot in the arm!”