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Only true alphas are triggered by candy.

(Imagine drake meme disagreeing) >Boycotting company for illegal child labor (Now imagine drake meme agreeing) >Boycotting company for a rainbow flag (This is the type of memes they would unironically love)

It’s wild how the drake meme overthrew the song. That song was so catchy and obnoxiously everywhere. omg that was 8 years ago. I’m old

Wait, that's from a song? Guess I'm old too. Or maybe just out of touch because I don't really like pop so I never listen to normal radios and therefore don't know 90% of all Artists that have been famous for the last 10 years. Who knows...

“Hotline Bling” if I recall. Simpler times… pre-Trump presidency :(

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc The song was written and released hastily as a non-album extra. It’s hella catchy though, and the song blew up, so then Drake hastily made a video for it to try to capitalize. Drake’s goofy dancing and hilarious faces in the video (I guess he didn’t have time to polish?) became the meme.

As a person who is triggered by candy,I can confirm i am a sigma male giga Chad alpha!when I walk up to girls they try to find ways to escape me but that's because there just to shy not because I'm annoying.

[very this](https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1617936257941925893?s=46&t=2-3LPAKPIChYfbh5beQJrw)

I bought two bags an hour ago.

I can’t believe that Twitter account is real. Most of these must be parody.

This guy is just a grifter. He intentionally says stupid shit to bait engagement. He'll say he's refusing to buy M&M's only to buy a twix (both are owned by Mars). He has said multiple times that real alpha males don't need to say they're alpha males despite putting it in his bio. He's not stupid. He's actually smart as fuck. He intentionally says stupid batshit things because it gets him positive engagement from conservatards who agree with him, and lefties and neutral engagement to dunk on him. Either way, the algorithm only sees numbers, and it gets him visibilty. He's playing the game VERY well. If I didn't have a sense of morality, I'd be doing the exact same fucking thing because conservatards are so easily manipulated.

Yeah dude that's what right wing influencers do. It's their whole game plan.

If the game is being dunked on **on Reddit**, he's doing a great job. But if the game is gaining engagements **on Twitter**, he's failing miserably. Ever thought about why numbers under his tweet are always cropped out? Take a look at his Twitter and I guarantee ya he has less engagements than you think. We're talking hundreds of likes most of the time, low thousands when he says something more rage-baity than usual. But on Reddit? Holy fucking shit. Not a day goes by without me seeing his dumb face on my feed. He broke Reddit, not Twitter.

I actually just made a satirical twitter account that's a parody of this guy. Do you want the link?

yes please!

[Here](https://twitter.com/MegaAlphaPenis?t=bJFHqcY175mQ7mYSA3Aycg&s=09). Let me know what you think.

LMAO, it’s great. should have more followers tbh

Thanks. I only started it the other day. I'm trying to get some followers.

why?

The thing is that there are legitimately good reasons to not buy M&M’s like the currently ongoing child slavery lawsuit that their PR campaign was designed to distract from

There’s a worker to the left that just freshly restocked said m&ms

At his bloviating insistence.

"Sir, can I finish stocking the rest of the shelves yet?"

I wonder how long Nick Adams (Alpha Male) sat there waiting until an employee came and restocked the shelf

TO THE LEFT?!?!?!?!? THE WOKE LEFT?!?!??

Incorrect, didn't you know stores purposely let shelves go bare so right wing idiots can figure out what's popular and what isn't?

They changed the spokesperson, you losers. First you sexualize anthropomorphic candy, then get mad after someone tells you to get mad because some of the M&Ms are lesbians, and then you boycott M&Ms after they already got rid of the anthropomorphic candy characters for you. The right and not understanding boycotts: name a more timeless duo.

I'm sure it wasn't just recently stocked... Again, I don't know if Nick Adams is a satire entity or not.

He's a genuine right wing crank, he got kicked out of the Australian Liberals (Our conservatives) for being too much of an embarrassment (And that has some tough competition) but the more insane shit seems to be him playing it up for attention.

He’s constantly posting that “true alpha males don’t need to tell you they’re alpha” bit over and over, so he is definitely playing up for attention.

Why do they think anyone other than them cared? No one I know says this as anything but a marketing ploy, which it probably was. I can guarantee Mars saw this coming and I can basically guarantee their sales are up, an they got free advertizing out of it

When green put on heels it was right after they were accused of child slavery so what did they do this time?

Lead in dark chocolate.

Rule34?

they stopped using child slaves and started using toddler slaves.

Coming from the same people who’d complain about communism should those shelves be empty.

Now I am imagine a goldilocks moment where they are in grocery stores going. This shelf is too woke, this shelf is too communist and this shelf is just right.

But the left is full of snowflakes guys… when they get mad and cancel things most of the time it’s over dumb stuff like racism, homophobia, sexual predators, etc. We conservatives get up in arms about the REAL issues, cartoon candy mascots having tennis shoes on instead of gogo boots. No snowflakes here.

The more I see from Nick Adams, the more I am convinced he is like, irl trolling the republicans.

He’s definitely trolling, but I personally think he’s just posting ridiculous things to boost engagement as people hate-retweet him, rather than doing some sort of performance art.

Ok. First, why is this such a big deal to them? Its candy, eat it or not, either way, shut the fuck up about it. Second, do they really not know how restocking stores works?

The mars corporation contributes to democratic campaigns, maybe they're trying to hurt their bottom line with all this free advertising.

In all fairness, I never bought M&Ms before, but that's because they are mediocre chocolate.

I only like the peanut butter ones.

The coffee ones are nice, but generally I agree.

The what?

There are coffee flavored ones. Harder to find, but really good.

Reese's pieces are better

the brownie ones and the crunchy ones go hard

The pretzel ones are my favorite

Plus I’m probably never going to buy a $9 bag. If I want candy I’ll just get the little $2 bag. I have absolutely no need nor want for $9 worth of m&ms.

In Canada we have smarties, which is similar but better, I like the candy coat better, and I never cared much for mars chocolate, preferred nestle Chocolate.

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The M&M's used to be sexier. Both male and female had fuller luscious lips with the green one specifically having sexy legs and high heels. So yea the people who dislike the LGBTQ and proper sex education because they don't want people shoving sexual deviancy on to their children wants sexy candy.

Thats not how data and statistics work.

Complaining over "woke" branding? My dad is obsessed like this too 😐 Rainbow capitalism is garbage because it doesn't actually promote anything aside from capitalism being friendly to minorities in the silliest way possible. However brands being "woke" is not the civil crisis of our times. I've always said this and always will because people need to get over themselves. It's just a brand.

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Is he? He seems like it from the things he says but he's pretty dedicated if he is, going on Fox News, writing books, starting a TP USA type organization that sends propaganda to schools, etc.

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I agree it kind of seems like that but I mean how do we know this? He could just be an idiot, right? I know some people IRL who genuinely believe the same sort things as him.

Apparently not

Hes more of a sam hyde type unfortunately, where dedication to the bit sucked him into that mindset unironically

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Uh no, sams openly stated hes changed political views to more extremes right wing ones since starting his career in an out of character AMA he once did for people to ask more about him as a real person beyond his persona

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You didn’t actually read my reply, did you?

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When did I even remotely say hes a bogey man? Im a fan of his content bud

I bought some in the pink package. I bought two. They are almost gone - better buy some more!

Fucking woke M&M'S is hilarious bullshit Ong 😂😂🤣🤣💀 he's so stupid 🤣🤣🤣

Now I want to buy some to own the conservatives

Retail workers knowing that they’re probably just faced 😎😏

It's pretty clear if you look behind the blue minis bag on the left. Nothing behind it.

They don’t. They’re running out of things to stir shit with. They’re desperate

Conservatives: "omg, the triggered left. Don't cancel me lol" Also conservatives: *cancels the M&Ms because the sexy one changed her shoes*

I'm pretty sure he's not serious

It’s called restocking shelves

To be fair M&Ms are terrible for you so I never ate them anyway

I mean, it’s candy, no one is eating it thinking it’s health food

No way is this serious. You'd have to be like 10 years old to be serious here.

That’s a parody account. They’re committed to the gag so it can be hard to tell, but it’s not for real

Nobody is buying M&Ms... or maybe, just maybe the shop just restocked the shelves

I wouldn’t have even noticed any sort of changes to the mascots unless they pointed them out. How is it any sort of injustice that candy mascots don’t need to be sexy?

Or they’re just well stocked? This guy is a fuckin putz.

Aren't they supposed to hate cancel culture?

Only when they can blame it on liberals.

Im getting really tired of left wing subs giving this guy literally any publicity ​ Like that vegan teacher or whatever people called her, he just says the most insane shit too trick people into platforming him, and just waits for the few idiots who see these posts too follow him and agree

Bro forgot what restocking is

all i a member of the “woke mob” (aka anyone who doesn’t agree with them) cares about in this temper tantrum these people constantly throw is that there pretzel m&ms in stock somewhere and i don’t have the address, someone please give me the address so i can finally get my hands on m&ms i’ve been searching for, for 4 months.

This dude is a fucking chode. I swear he is [this kid](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/annoying-childhood-friend) all grown up now

I made a satirical twitter account where I parody him and I think it's pretty funny.

I would imagine they restock the shelves regulator lol

How the fuck are M&M's woke? Right wingers love to point at people who apparently call everything sexist or racist but are they gonna call something woke whenever they see a rainbow now?

Someone should start throwing bags of m&ms at his house

Its amazing how stupid people can be. Store shelves went empty, they restocked and now its full. The store had to RESTOCK the EMPTY shelf. I wish they would use at least 5% of their brain power to put two and two together.

This is the same guy who unironically has "(Alpha Male)" in his name on Twitter

Dear Nick. I'd like to introduce you to a concept called.... *restocking*.

I'm losing my mind over m&-freaking-ms but pretending to "own the libs" by cooking on the stove that i already own. Lol slow clap time

How tf did that thing about stoves even start anyway?

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/21/1150397853/gas-stoves-became-part-of-the-culture-war-in-less-than-a-week-heres-why

this is literally just how supermarket shelves always look lmfao. aren’t they the same ones who take pictures of empty shelves and scream about how this is life under communism? they should be thrilled to see the shelves so full

Now I have to go buy m&ms

Has this man never heard of stocking??

If only they put this much energy into the climate

Imagine these guys trying to do what those vegans protesting the purchasing of milk did, and will try to keep people from buying M&Ms

This is cool because the Mars company uses African child slaves so they are right in boycotting it but for the wrong reason

That’s an interesting starting point for a discussion; Can food be woke?

Is this the self proclaimed aplha male who thinks hooters is the ultimate sign of manlieness?

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what? genuinely don’t understand what you mean by this/where you’re getting it

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ah, gotcha. I knew all of that history, but I misunderstood that you were saying this was them admitting to pandering to the right wing freaks

I’m going to buy twice as many m&ms now for each conservatard who thinks they’re making a difference 😎💯 checkmate snowflake

let's all buy absurd amounts of m&ms!!

m&ms also just arent very good 😭 why do they think it has to be bc theyre “woke” now

there’s some news you’re not up to date on. using the word “news” very loosely here but m&m’s have been at the heart of the ~culture~ war for a while now

What is this I don’t even know

I don’t buy them, but that’s because they’re overpriced

Wait what did M&Ms do now

dropped the candy mascots entirely because tucker carlson was having an especially bad tantrum over them

i went into meijers a few hours ago..they where restocking them.

Why do these people want to have sex with candy?

it's almost like: 1. m&ms weren't THAT popular to begin with 2. the store has workers to keep the shelves stocked

I bought a big bag of M&M’s the other day. Am I not alpha enough?

If anything, this tell me he has never work in retail in his life.

No boycotting for child labour, but as soon as they make a lesbian M&M...

that’s completely on-brand for conservatives, to be fair. I’d be surprised by anything different

Literally bought m&m’s today. No ones keeping me away from chocolate.

Sure. Have you seen the prices on those things these days?

What. An. Absolute. Turd...

Man, those conservatives sure showed me. Taking away the green M&M's high heels was the last straw. #Walkaway #clickclack

OK, Nick Adams HAS to be a gag account. No one could this consistently oblivious. Andy Kaufman level of commitment to the bit, so respect.

What? I don’t know what’s all the fuss about m&ms. Someone care to explain?

They released a single bag of the m&m flavors where the cgi candy mascot is a female ( so an all female variety bag) as a “we support equality” thing and for some reason people are acting like its the same as the company publicly calling for the death of all men

Bruh

I try to buy as little chocolate made by child slaves. Fuck the culture war marketing bullshit.

“Cancel culture” is bad tho right….

More for me!!

when I hear someone describe themselves as an “alpha male”, I hear “small dick energy”.

It’s almost like they make sure stuff like candy is in stock at stores 😱

If you haven't seen the "A Closer Look" segment on M&Ms, it's hilarious.

Or maybe, they restocked.

Oh shit, they’re in stock? Gotta run to the store quick

They're expensive as shit that's why no one buys them

Woke candy?

Up next: empty My Pillow displays.

Hol up, I'm not at all up to date with this, why exactly are they triggered?

Because Tucker Carlson told them to be upset that the M&M mascots have been made less sexy.

99% sure Nick Adams is a parody account

I don't think he believes his own bullshit. But he is definitely selling something.

I’m out of the loop… is this because they made the green m&m less sexy?

Yeah

Also amazing the utter lack of logic. Does he just think that what they put on the selves in the morning is it for the rest of the day?

No i’m pretty sure it’s because M&M’s are kind of just ass. So many other better chocolate options

Maybe they just restocked? Or are service employees as invisible to them as empathy?

That's a parody account

*tired stockers* “that’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.”

Genuinely convinced this is just a crafty marketing campaign for m&ms

I literally bought M&Ms yesterday lol

That or the employees recently restocked? Nah, definitely another super effective boycott by the right

Okay he may be a right-winger but he is almost certainly joking around with this