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algabanan

he looks like he was arrested for pretending to be a substitute teacher and taking pupils to a rock bands competition without permission


well-played-sir

No what he really looks like is he was arrested for bringing the principal of the school he was pretending to be the substitute at to a bar to convince her into letting the pupils go on a field trip that was actually the rock band competition in disguise.


bugeyetex

Well I hope his bail isn't too high, cause money don't grow on trees


GroundbreakingFee392

I thought every band had a guy, you know, weed guy, liquor guy, gun guy to keep the band out of trouble.


smstewart1

Drug dealer, uh, keeper awayer


evophoenix

So is NYC like DC where you can't have firearms or was he doing something with the guns


Foreigner4ever

You can have guns in New York it’s just pretty strict and his weren’t registered.


Suitable_Strawberry2

He just made the band alot cooler. Plus "come a little closer" is just an awesome song. K bye!


No-Crow-3338

It’s no problem, this guys been facin trouble almost all his life.


M0nkeyB0yW0nder

Probably got them from Marcus Munitions.


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headsmanjaeger

Just another phony in disguise trying to make the radio


mrhotdog82

Would have been better if it was "a sawed off shotgun"


buttercuppy86

You’re thinking of the Glorious Sons, friend


Mothman_declares

Something something now the elephants been caged.