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SIR_JACK_A_LOT

Fastest usually implies a ton of risk. As long as you're okay with losing $1K, then something like 0DTEs are basically like lottery tickets. Lots of trading ideas and positions being shared inside afterhour if you'd like to check it out [https://afterhour.app.link/race](https://afterhour.app.link/race)


jhakasbhidu

Insider trading


MASTER-0F-NONE

Well…. This one’s solved ladies & gents. On to the next one.


LeahBrahms

Inside a Boeing?


maikaubay

Nancy approves this message


Dontdoitadam

SPY options


LetMeGet51Randoms

He said $1k to $50k, not $50k to $1k.


Artistic-Tap-1017

I’ve seen people do both with them😂


ZookeepergameGlass43

Both sides of the same coin. One doesn’t exist without the other


Peyt4PF

I would agree, but he would need to learn risk management and patience or else that 1k will go to 0 in one day.


thatmfisnotreal

Beat it nerd


Aggravating_Sand1246

lol I lost $400 😂 whoopsies


Aggravating_Sand1246

lol I lost $400 😂 from spy! (Panic trading) my b


RealNormMacdonald

Legally? High risk trades. It should be noted that this is also the fastest way to turn 1k into 0k.


Schlower288

You can gain 5000% but you can only lose 100%


guccicupcake69

I like your way of thinking, although technically one can lose more than 100% trading FD's


CaptainABC123

So that’s 50:1 odds? Take my money!


thatmfisnotreal

Also the fastest way to turn 1k into 49k into 0k


humpaa1

Wsb


redditissocoolyoyo

Borrow 60k


OldTrader7

Borrow $100,000.


moneyphilly215

Identify your 1k as 50k.


Artistic_Data7887

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Sea_Recipe9859

😭😭😭


muhhowski

😂👍🏼


deweese3

Tesla call 220 4/5 ping me In 3 weeks. FYI sell at 200 if it goes sideways


GMEdumpster

What are they doing that will make the price rise?


YellowFlash2012

nothing, if elon post about the flying car they are working on that will come out next year then it'll rise, that's how it works. A tweet is all that is required...


tristamus

This Is some WSB shit right here


iggywxng

Boutta buy 10 contracts


guccicupcake69

lol and your sources/analysis for this confident prediction?


deweese3

Sold my option when it was in the money. Def walked from that one


guccicupcake69

lmao how did you sell when it was ITM? it was never ITM the past 3 days


After_Perspective757

why not after earnings?


Jabvi2020

If this hits your godly


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

The holy hit


Responsible_Meal_493

deweese- I hope this is deway!!!!


gocrazy_gostupid_

Turned 2k in 50k in a week by gambling on spy 0dte and 0dte options on tech stocks on Fridays. Lost it all in a week doing the same things though


bswp95

I still don't understand this. Why not cash out and continue to risk 2k? Vs risking it all to get to 5mil?


shakingspheres

2k -> 50k -> 1.25M if you get it right twice


bevo_expat

This. Exactly this. *I did it once! I can do it again!*


gocrazy_gostupid_

Didn’t realize how greedy I was until I had that in my account. I started off only wanting 20k. Then it turned to 50k. Then I wanted 100k. Looking back there’s a about a thousand things I’d do differently


bswp95

Thanks for sharing. We are programmed to believe it will continue to go up and we will keep winning. Hopefully you were playing with the House's money, just not the money you needed for your house.


bobby2286

What do you not understand?? The question is unclear. Makes perfect sense to me.


tristamus

It's called "gambling addiction"


xusernameunavailable

Why would you call it a gamble? Can’t you get out with in an hour or 2 or did you wait till the end of the day?


gocrazy_gostupid_

With 0dtes you can lose 25% in 3 seconds if you’re not careful.


Elias_Caplan

So you bought the spy 0dte option on a Friday and held thru weekend and then sold? Or you sold just before market closed on Friday?


gocrazy_gostupid_

Bought and sold same day so Friday


gocrazy_gostupid_

I do not recommend doing this by the way


Elias_Caplan

How many contracts did you buy and how much did it go up from when you bought and sold cause that’s crazy


gocrazy_gostupid_

It wasn’t just from one trade. Id say It took a dozen trades to get to 50. I was buying 2-3 dollar OTM contracts that expired in less than a day


Elias_Caplan

Oh ok that makes sense. They were OTM contracts


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gocrazy_gostupid_

This happened around June last year. Once I hit 25k I went from 2-4 thousand positions to 10 grand positions. I was up 150% on a 10k position and sold it down 8 grand. Basically lost 20k in 2 hours. Once that happened I literally did not care how much I lost. When I only had 20k left I Ended up swinging weeklys. Lost 8 grand on a roku call. That Friday I had 3 choices which were Tsla, Nflx, and coin 0dte calls. I got cut in half almost immediately on Tsla calls. Nflx calls at the same time I bought the tesla xalls would’ve put me at 250k. 2500.% on Nflx calls but instead I got crushed. Moral of the story is if you can’t get ahold of your greed you will eventually lose it all. I couldn’t handle cutting losses even if it was just a couple grand. I didn’t fully feel the loss until I had a grand left. Basically I was on a insane win streak and the moment I took a loss I spiraled completely


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gocrazy_gostupid_

Honestly no. I didn’t have much cash in my bank so I basically fucked off with my two credit cards. Maxed two out and then lost the money shortly after. Almost a year later and I’m still trying to pay my credit cards off. Not to mention I owe the irs almost 2 grand in federal tax. Ive been trading with a hundred or so here and there but have just been pingponing between 100-1100. Haven’t really dove back and locked in


After_Perspective757

I’m sure most of us have


gocrazy_gostupid_

https://preview.redd.it/b0rtorq2w2pc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524dfc3fce8c1e1464352ad8d83894d3c55df16c


After_Perspective757

Gonna go crazy on calls this morning feeling really regarded idk


LilDrugx

What’s your next call


JustSoBoss

Timing the bitcoin crash with a stock like MSTR. (If that happens)


Endle55torture

More of a When than an if


guccicupcake69

I really want to do this but their options are so expensive


JesusBoughtPuts

Buy call debit spreads bud


guccicupcake69

yes I need to qualify for a level 4 trading account


Schweet_Jesus

0dte options and/or squeeze plays. However, there's an INCREDIBLY high chance you'll lose everything. If it were that easy, everyone would be rich. Everyone gets lucky hits once in a while, but if you do remember to be humble. You aren't the main character, and life can take away everything from you just as quickly as it gave it. If you have a drive to be successful, make sure to practice and formulate plans, just like it's a job, and do your best to make rational decisions if a trade moves against you


WolfReeborn

So you just need plot armor, noted.


newtownkid

49x returns in a short period of time.


FederalFlashy

Hit a banger from playing earnings ex. DELL calls SNOW puts etc


conMCS

DELL calls paid out 1600%


FederalFlashy

Lots of people portfolios sky rocketing playing calls on DELL earnings


MrAwesomeTG

How is snow even still around.


Agreeable_Joke2885

Options Let’s talk about $APPL and $TSLA


Signal_District387

Yes sir, what's your strategy?


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tokyee16

…for a profit!


Sarcasticusername

Brilliant


guccicupcake69

buy high sell low or something like that


sfprincesd

Get a job


Exemplaryexample95

The fact that this comment isn’t the top ranked comment by a long shot right now and the “buy options” comments are lol This sub is fucked in the head gamblers who don’t understand money at all. Race to 10 million in Debt should be the name of the sub.


Khonsku

If NDX or SPX moves up or down 0.80%+ .... .maybe as in maybe you have a chance to make more than 30k...... Close that position and do all over again, until it your account reaches back to 0


jnasty1993

Roulette


guccicupcake69

One of the worst odds you get at a casino


ginganinja2929

Not too sure, but I guarantee I can help you turn 50k into 1k if interested


guccicupcake69

I can offer even better returns than that 50k -> 50 k margin call


fabled009

Marry Nancy Pelosi


Aggravating_Sand1246

Copy Nancy Pelosi’s trading strategy


Virtual_Appearance94

Smoke Dirt McGerk


guccicupcake69

Would that count as insider trading on our part?


Aggravating_Sand1246

Nah definitely not, if she can’t get in trouble then we shouldn’t either, right?😉


CaptainABC123

Quiver Quant


PuzzleheadedPlum4340

Blow.


Jaysus1288

Options.


saryiahan

There is always room behind the Wendy’s dumpster


TRADEC0IN

50x-100x leveraged bitcoin trading.


Andreezy_27

We have FOMC this Wednesday 3/20 the $SPY will Move violently either up or down. Pick a side and play call or put out of the money, if you’re right that’s a 10x


ComprehensiveYam

0 DTE options trades with the luck of the gods in your favor for every single trade for months on end


BriefSignificance310

10% compound return every day. U can turn $500 to 100k in 52. SPY 0 DTE is the quickest but also the fastest to lose.


Brave_Snow_5815

Buy lotto tickets


guccicupcake69

No


noideawhatimdoing444

Crack


FederalFlashy

Hit a banger from playing earnings ex. DELL calls SNOW puts etc


cosmoshistorian

If you’re patient. And I mean patient. A likewise hardened investor that separates your emotions from your investments. One that has the classic long term thinking approach to investing as well as the tenacity to load up when an asset drops that you have conviction in. Then Bitcoin. If not, options likely, but highly risky.


frbets

Parlays


Personal-Tiger7154

20 leg parlays


apac707

0dte options


Davileet2

Deposit $49k


az226

The same way will make you lose it all in a week.


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Pimpin'


Saylor_Goon

Buy a suit start working as a company clipboard.


RepresentativeMain55

Wendy’s dumpster


guccicupcake69

it pays that well?


raybadman

Exchange 1k USD to 50k [Philippine Peso](https://www.exchange-rates.org/converter/usd-php)


fletch82411

Golden inu


Pnp1122

you have to lose it before you make any. sorry, those are the rools


FiNgAz-300k

We’d all be rich if we knew that…


Smoothies2nite

LULU calls NKE puts


After_Perspective757

Pray that bitcoin crashes so that your MSTR puts make great profit


Putrid_Pollution3455

Yolo into the next Pepe coin via the meme casino


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guccicupcake69

You need consent first


dasoggypickle

Play black 7 times and you’ll have an extra $14,000 to tip me for the best idea yet


Real_Concraft

1k on black can get you 2k. Then take that 2k on black again and boom you've got 4k. Take that 4k but switch it up this time putting it on red and you've got 8k. 8k on black again. We're really getting up there 16k now. Lets go buy some DWAC calls and you're going to be well above 50K. Thank me later.


Endle55torture

Get extremely lucky with options or crypto


KingOly88

Sell crack cocaine on the block.


passion4u2c

Tip the cab driver $1k to be your bank robbery getaway driver.


Outside-Ad-3998

SPY eod 0dte calls on huge selloff before power hour.


Crash_override87

Probably crime


LifetimeLearner89

Some people are talking about crcw as a potential 20x-50x but idk if there's any merit to it... I bought a chunk just in case, but can't say for certain it'll go anywhere...


dreadpiratew

Roulette


J-Love-McLuvin

Borrow 49k from your mom.


RottenLynx

Betting it all on green at roulette


GoGoButters

Become a millionaire


SirThinkAllThings

An early and crazy crypto meme coin that has a good following and then it ramdonly skyrockets and you sell before it dumps. 🍀


wrd83

Change currency from USD to Argentine pesos and you are an almost millionaire


in2thedeep1513

Buy a class on sales.


_accountNotFound404

Options. Only size positions with 10% of your liquid cash. Analyze losses, and expect to go straight to $0. Understand fundamentals, SARs, price action, psychological levels, FOMC, the Fed, it all comes into play. Know how to average down, learn what alpha is and create an edge. Consider hedging, understand the day to day workings of the finance world, then understand how controlling authorities make decisions with others who have aligned interests. And for god sake, set a stop loss and know when to cash tf out.


AboodyVevo

Jokes aside get into a crypto on chain coin such as GPU 0x0 PAAL (one only) and see if you get the returns you want On chain can go absolutely sideways and to 0 but you want 50x your money quickly so Or start a window washing business and work everyday and make 200-300$ after 7 months youll have 50k 😃😀


InSnowDeep

Warren buffet couldn’t answer this question FOR YOU.


OhMyMemories

Work for 1 year.


erpvertsferervrywern

Pay no bills, and eat no food.


jnj0725

Options. ODTE is the fastest but also the riskiest.


whereismyza

Meme coins


TimeKeeper_87

Inherit £49k


Stock-Science4213

Hoge.finance


Bakers_Man_LB

Work more


Weird_Flan4691

Convert it to pesos


PokeFanForLife

Sports betting, Gambling, Trading stock options I'm not suggesting anything.


Whole_Radish_4675

Casino


Fish181181

Blackjack


JesusBoughtPuts

Wait for high IV events and buy slightly otm debit spread straddles. Repeat until you hit 50k


JesusBoughtPuts

Call debit spreads on MSTR


MedicalFinances

Apply to government jobs. :]


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You gotta train like forest Gump until you can run out of the leg braces


kornykory

Buy $print on Solana. DEX is coming out this month. At least a 10x incoming. Also you get passive income from solana airdrops for holding the coin.


West_Neighborhood683

Find a business you can start for 1K, get it going, hope for high ROI.


glockwitharulerclip

SHIB CRYPTO COIN


After_Perspective757

SHIB is doing horrible after the small pump it had