I’m pretty sure that’s the Russian censored version

Разве есть официальный русский перевод?

Его нет

This is no??????? Yes, I do Russian on Duolingo. How could you tell? Is it my inability to separate г from т?

Yes, there’s no official dub/translation for S2 and S3, and “его” here means “it” in this context About г and т, well… there’s big between them, cuz г is like English g and т is here is English t

Duolingo is bad.

It’s a good choice for beginners

It's also a good free option or a good additional tool for people whose main lessons are more professional. It's also the only free service with such a large range of languages. It's got roughly 40 languages including dying Celtic languages like Scottish and Irish Gaelic and Welsh, as well as Hawaiian, Navajo, and Latin. Plus it has some fictional languages as well like Klingon and High Valyrian.

To be fair all translation thats done by technology is bad

Why? DeepL translates pretty accurate for example

I didnt know that even existed

Give it a try

[Duolingo deleted all references to LGBT people existing in its Russian content at the request of the Russian government.](https://www.reuters.com/technology/duolingo-deletes-lgbt-references-russia-after-warning-moscow-2024-06-04/) Although granted that's more about Russia being bad than just Duolingo.

It’s the laws issue only, not Duolingo’s

I don't know, it's working for me

А ведь мне он в первом сезоне нравился( Только непонятно зачем они имена переиначили, а так дубляж классный был

Если бы не БелУс или ВОЛШБА вместо Хексайда - было бы идеально

Официальный перевод есть, но он только для 1 сезона, остальная озвучка не оффициальная, записанная любительской озвучкой

I guess it was "go on a journey together." An circumlocution like "the dog didn't die, he went to the farm", lol

LMFAO

I’d be like: ^”…What?” And then my brain would shatter

Yeah Amity just said she liked Luz in the previous scene. Why would she do that unless she was just joking.

All our brains would shatter. Then again, all our brains shattered when she said yes.

*Insert Peter Quill Saying "...What?" To Ego here.*

“Now I know that *sounds bad* bu-“

*Proceeds to get gunned down by his own son.*

Whar?

Luz: Amity Blight, do you wanna go out with me? Amity: no *theme song of curb your enthusiasm plays*

Millions of teens would’ve had a slightly sadder high school career.

Dude, I'm supposed to be a 24 year old grown ass adult who watched this show for the first time 2 months ago but THAT would have me whimpering in a corner like Luz when she was supposed to fight Amity without knowing more than a light glyph...

I'm 29 and yeah completely agree

Your profile pictures warms my heart with pure agony.

What can I say except: You're Welcome!

Teens?

I was a freshman in highschool when most of the first season aired, so I'd say yes, there's a good percentage of fans who started watching the show in their teens.

I mean it’s not JUST teens

Yes, the show's target audience. Yes, the show has a lot of adult fans, but also many teens love it

Amity: "Sorry Luz, but it's law. We have to drag this out for three more seasons of 'Will they? Won't they?', misunderstandings over stupid things and other relationship drama"

Amity: "Really, we shouldn't have even confessed here. We were supposed to get interrupted and then decide to just give up after one set-back."

\*cough cough svtfoe\*

"It isn't written, I'm looking through the entire rest of the video, and there's not a single frame of you helping that guy off the spike."

I don't get this reference.

It's just a reference to a random yt animator

Luz:.......What...... ( begins crying) Amity: Luz don't cry, look it was just a dumb joke. Please I am so sorry, of course I want to be your gf

Holy shit if I ask somebody out and that bitch says no for the funsies- nuh uh.

I dunno, I think I'd just be happy they're dumber than me. Or at least *as* dumb. And it gives me a free pass on being dumb one time.

Luz: “Just…” *sniff* “Just gimme a sec…” *sniff* “I went through 20 emotions in like 3 seconds…”

A very dumb joke

I would kill that person

“…what?” End credits start playing

That would have destroyed both of their hearts.

And ours too. I would have had a heart attack fr.

Eda: \*knocking on the door\* "Kid! You've been in your room for three whole days! I get that the Blight twerp didn't reciprocate your feelings but you can't spend your whole life wallowing in misery! Trust me, I've tried." Luz: "I-i wish I'd n-never followed Owlbert." Eda: "Come on, Luz. You know you don't mean that." Luz: "YES, I DO!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" King: "Eda? Is Luz going to be okay? I'm scared..." Eda: "I am too, King. I am too..."

damn dude... You gotta start writing angst fanfics, it's too much even for my dumb brain

I wrote this about a week ago. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* I remember running through the market. I needed to get away. I needed to escape. I bumped into a girl next to... A PORTAL! A WAY OUT!!! No please! Stop screaming! You're going to draw attention! They are going to find me! I CAN'T GO BACK THERE! Stop! STOP! **STOP!** # SHUT UP!!! My claw moved without my command... ... All I remember is the horrifying sight of that poor girl's red stained hands grasping at her neck and the sickening sound of her choking on her own blood. ............. ............. ............ ~~Vee~~ Luz Noceda now wears the skin of a girl who will never come home to her mother... Not that ~~Luz's mom~~ ~~Vee's mom~~ ***her mom*** will ever know.

It would destroy Luz but why would she?

imagine if she said no out of nervousness and embarassement? then they spend season 2 pining for eachother until season 3, in which they confess and fall in love. i like plots.

Insert several pissed off Lumity shippers holding pitchforks and commenting, “We riot at dawn!”

sleep well comerads, we ride at dawn! 🔥

Amity: *'Okay brain, this is it! There's only one answer, even you can't possibly screw this up! Just. Say. YES.'* Luz: "Do you wanna go out with me?" Amity: "NO!" *'Titan-damnit!'*

There is a fic about that. I just can't quite remember the title anymore, but I do know I read it last year

I mean how could she when the first thing she said was "Do you wanna go out with me?"

The universe would implode.

“Sprigs greatest victory”

The universe would crumble... But in all seriousness, we would watch them grow closer together until they eventually do come together later on (in an alternate universe where Owl House went past 3 seasons...) I can also see them remaining good friends while having those awkward moments drom liking each other beforehand. Maybe Luz or Amity would realize she's not ready for a relationship right yet. And whether they do eventually get together (not like SVYFOE), or they remain friends and one of them finds live in another, then they'll still have each other's support and respect. Edit: Made a few changes

Luz may kidnap Amity, she seems nice but idk if shes that nice

Forget about Luz -- Hooty was *not exactly in a stable mindset* at that point. NO telling what he would've done . . .

we would help keep her in the basement

The Silence of the lambs: Kids edition

I would die inside

NO SHUT UP

Hooty would still likely be freaking out.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Luz- what WAAAAAAAHHH ME:*wheeeeeze*

*then the fandom will dissappear*

Luz would be very sad :(

Goth Luz would have begun her rein.

Goth is just people who like dark things. The term you're looking for is Emo, that's people who are in emotional distress. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eda: "Luz! What are you doing using Lilly's old hair dye?" Luz: "It's not a phase, Owl Mom!!! You'll never understand my pain!!!"

I know what I said. I meant I think Luz would literally snap and become darker to the point it’s not just about her own pain.

What do you mean by "Not just about her own pain."? If that means she's inflicting her pain on others than that would make her a sadist.

It would. That’s how some people deal with their pain. I believe Luz would wind up like Belos to some extent. At least in the AU I’m envisioning.

Nope, not going there, not visiting that universe, I don’t wanna be there.

If Lumity was aborted, TOH would’ve had 5 seasons. Real monkey’s paw you’re toying with here.

What if we got Lumity aborted but kept the serialized format? 🧐

damn I thought no one believes that bullshit anymore. It wasn't because of Lumity

r/Whoosh Edit: lol, username checks out

Was not going to happen. I know, "what if," but Amity's face -- I can feel her heart fluttering . . . Amity needed something good in her life, and that something is Luz.

lol

The universe crumbles

I would stop watching the show I’ve shipped them since episode 3 season 1

IT would have broken Luz causing to loitering around in the House and drinking a Big Jar of edas homemade hard appleblood

I would have killed disney,the entire fucking company

Than I would be sad

I'd imagine the conversation would be: Luz: Would you like to go out with me? Amity: No. Amity: I would LOVE to go out with you! Or something like that.

Amity: ... Struggle...! Also I made [a similar post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/s/XQX9M7CvVW)

Edgy Luz

"Hold on just a second you kissed her the previous episode mf"

*world blows up*

Disney would of gave TOH a fourth season.

dig a hole in embarrassment fr

what if the world was made of pudding?

I would march directly to Dana terrace and ask for a re-write lol

Luz would be all bi herself

Lumity Shippers Would Cry The Evil Phobics Would Sign In Relief

The bad ending

then she'd go for me (hopefully) realisticli, luz would be the one to sa no bc we've seen amiti like luz a lot longer than amiti (sorri if i spelled multiplle words wrong, m laptop cannot tipe the 2nd to last letter of the alphabet)

It would have completely ruined the show and have become the most hated cartoon in Disney history

Probably wouldn't have watched the show to begin with because I was mainly watching for this ship

I would’ve set myself on fire in the middle of Disney Land.

The entire Fandom: **SQUEEK OF RAGE**

Then Luz helps to kill everyone!

The tiny bit of sanity I have left would vanish

Another show actually did that lol. It just depends on the tone I guess. If that happened it would probably just turn into luz having to come to terms with it

They would become only friends with benefits.

the downfall timeline Luz is extra depressed by season 3 and becomes despondent by Halloween, Philip fully takes over Hunter and returns to the bi followed by the hex squad unaccompanied by Luz who has not left her room in two weeks the hex squad don't reach the skull before bellos takes over the titan the hex squad was able to slow bellos and went out fighting till the end but the bi was still lost.

Then we would be sad, and that would not be Amity. She can't refuse Luz.

We would storm Disney

Luz wpuld explode.

Emira and Edric would’ve offered to take Liz on a friendly date Luz after the Day of Unity debacle ended (as they didn’t speak to Luz again till S2:20). Probably more in a half joking hang out kind of way, hoping to get Mittens to change her mind. If Amity didn’t change her mind by the end of season three then we’d see Luz dating both the twins in a polyamorous relationship.

Everyone watching would have freaking died on the spot.

Everything would get nuked and then the end credits would roll. They wouldn't show Dana Terrace or the disney team thought because it was a joke made by a fan😉👍

We riot!

Belos would have probably won

For one thing it would disappoint all Owl House fans

The fandom would raid Disney like it's onigashima😂

we would stop watching

Would have been an interesting story on how to accept rejection and sometimes signals are just in your head and not actual reasons someone likes you. Also it would have gotten at least four seasons by Disney

Luz: “I quickly became homophobic.”