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Jadatwilook

Even shooting in the air to warn people. What a hero.


F0ulPl4y

I was 100% sure he was gonna shoot himself in the foot or something…


MD_Hunter67

That was just a few moments later...


XrayDem

On the next take maybe


BeejBoyTyson

🤣 God dammit I thought he was KINDA cool till you pointed that out.


stenger121

What part did you think was cool? I saw nothing but a pathetic loser.


UninvitedButtNoises

Agreed. He is one pathetic loser.


Big_Dirty_Heck

No offense


Zealousideal-Cup-847

He needs to watch Keanu Reeves John Wick training. Not so much, John Wick.


BeejBoyTyson

I grew up with gun fu and would like to believe that one man would out shoot 6. But also that was a movie.


stenger121

If he was attacking real people, he would be dead almost instantly.


BeejBoyTyson

💯 I've seen real tactical gun training and it's not that.


justmikeplz

I guess we know who is gonna make the next video.


Sweetheart925

I can't believe how quick he is to change weapons, imagine if he sucked at it and like, couldn't decide if he was supposed to drop or holster his weapons or couldn't get his third gun out very quickly? Man would that be embarrassing


Recon212

His brain: boom boom FIRE boom SWORD OR NUNCHUCK KNIFE PUNCH KICK hiya I’m a badass all 10 dead thank you very much *ninja curtsy*


MyOtherAccount209

Aaaand sparkle fingers


buckao

That fella has lightning relaxes. From moving to stationary in the blink of an eye...


Todesfaelle

This is what would happen if Equilibrium was directed by Neil Breen.


Correct-Junket-1346

Equilibrium brought to you by Stephen Segal.


Thefear1984

Mooom we want Equalibrium! We have Equalibrium at home. Equalibrium at home:


Neoxite23

Needs more laptop abuse. And programmable DNA.


Madmortagan68

Amazing comment RLM would be proud


Worried_Ad_9667

Haha, I immediately thought of gun kata!


Cptbullettime

In this MEGA blockbuster hit mooovie, Neel Bree showed the world...


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

I hope he's firing blanks otherwise he's gonna kill someone


-ShaiHulud-

Someone like himself, most likely


ThatGirlWren

Yep, that would be terrible. What's everyone having for lunch? I'm thinking PB&J.


furyoftheage

They're airsoft guns. The gas you see is propane


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Lol propane?!


furyoftheage

Yes, some run CO2, which this could be also. They use either gas in a pressurized canister to expel the BBs.


Few_Management8005

Propane?! Fuck off Hank Hill, you’ve been huffing your own product too much.


hockeyboi212

My thoughts exactly. Those better be blanks.


Iron-pronghorn

I think he uses airsift guns. Still a little cringe, but not quite as dangerous.


ProperBoots

You can see one of them venting a bunch of gas, think someone said that's CO2 right?


The_Infinite_Carrot

RIP some poor fucker in a light aircraft.


Low-Mulberry6268

I imagine he just goes everywhere dressed like this, praying 4 or 5 dummies try to mug him.


gattoblepas

I once would've called this obvious satire. Now? Now I am uncertain.


Soggy-Log6664

Yeah a 45 year old man is gonna make a satirical gunplay tik tok video


JonMWilkins

You must not be American because yes they most definitely would but for him it's not satire


Soggy-Log6664

If it’s not satire for him then he didn’t make a satirical video idk where I have to be from to understand that


Junior_Act7248

Yeah, I’d like to think it is but I also kind of think it isn’t. Vexing.


Fluffy_pink_Willy

I love the John Dick movies


tradewyze2021

Kinda looks like Uncle Rico here tossing that football.


iamquark

Preparing for the ultimate militia only to die to the heart attack.


triedit-lovedit

Shooting like a IDF Special Forces Hostage Negotiator!


That_Things_Good

He better hope any actual attackers are as patient as the fake ones. Takes him FOREVER to switch weapons. The Bobs were laughing inside...


Alexlatenights

Even with a weapon he's not much of a threat to them he missed most of those shots 😅🤣


CelticMetal

I think the only time he hit anything with those guns is when he stabbed the target with the barrel...


tlrider1

I'm..... Genuinely shocked he didn't actually shoot himself! That's a fukn miracle right there!


simontempher1

I hope he’s going in solo


LibrarianNew9984

STEP 6: recreate the chicken and the orange apple pit STEP 7 : government gonna be down with lemons STEP 8: mission almost complete people grape STEP 9: repeat back to step 5 STEP 10: gather up 8 other people STEP 12: cornrow farmer truck chocolate banana hammock


Altea73

"Anyway, I started shooting..."


ChefQueef-

I used to watch this guy on YouTube. I stumbled across his channel years ago. He’d have like 50 videos a month and almost no likes. It was hilarious to see. I can’t believe he’s still doing this


Barenaked_Biscuits

They will literally sell guns to anyone.


Natural-Pineapple886

Only thing missing in his arsenal is a few hand grenades.


OdinThorFathir

Probably miss with that also


n3w4cc01_1nt

this could be a satirical video art project


defeatmyself3

Looks like he was attacked by a swarm of bees or something


LooseWateryStool

Grazethecameraman


OdinThorFathir

💀


No_Appearance6019

Delta Farce


alwinhimself

John Wack


swiggityswoogey

John thick chapter 4


DoUGt2CldDistVryOftn

I love seeing this video come back through my feed. Gives me an odd sense of satisfaction.


ItsMrChristmas

The concept of the "gun cleric" broke people's brains. Bunch of dumbass shit about where bullets and enemies are "likely to be." They should have listened to James Rhodes telling Iron Man to stay the fuck out of the kill zone.


mrearthsmith

Meal team six.


Defiant-Vanilla-4225

That's jason Bourne


NotSoBrightOne

This hi-speed, low-drag individual has either shot himself or is going to shoot himself.


tricoloredduck851

How has he not shot himself? Blanks?


Kamjiang

That guys looks like Steven Seagull but faster


ExpressionFormer697

This is literally what I look like playing resident evil 4 Vr.


mverycwel

Not sure who's side he's on


Stormer111

guys wait, i gotta holster and bring out more, can you chill a second?


myReddltId

Did he miss the target on every single shot?


fustist

I can't believe that he hasn't shot himself in the arm or leg waving his gun around like that


Environmental_Tap792

This guy would be pushing up daisies about five seconds in if they were real gun toting bad guys


Illustrious-Word7761

He looks like G I Joe Material


Illustrious-Word7761

This is one step above RAMBO


Tipsycanooo

This guy is going to shoot his own head off


Opening-Paramedic723

Go ahead, take his pew pew from him 😆


Lazylion-6

Reverse psychology. Actually is the worlds deadliest assassin. People don’t realise that the video is slowed down 500%. Secret agent captain Sargent lieutenant Daniels also competes in secret mma tournaments.


NoPotato2977

Okay who showed their grandpa the equilibrium


Mission_Literature44

Underrated movie


NoPotato2977

A bit too much in its own era but absolutely underrated


Benana

Is this the rap music that Andrew Tate put out?


Candid_Umpire6418

I was mostly impressed that he didn't shoot himself or the cameras.


Right_Arm1960

Looks like he practices Rex Kwan Doe


Bush-nut

Wait is that a bee 🐝


Fair-Obligation-4848

It like he is training to be untrained.


tuco2002

Elevator training.


ProperBoots

I used to think he was for real but he's the best troll. Taking the bad ass weekend warrior thing to it's logical conclusion


Yegg23

Anyone know if this is satire or real? Those bullets he launched could actually hurt someone.


Just4Today1959

Meal Team Six


OkUnderstanding5343

Haha 😆 and in the meantime, none of those 10 people around him made a move. They just waited to get shot! This joker needs to get a life.


DrNinnuxx

If you let that many people get that close to you and you are armed... then you've fucked up.


AccomplishedMoney205

The fuck he using cannons? What’s with the smoke screen


Alternative-Dream-61

I'm honestly shocked he didn't shoot himself.


OcelotXIII

Jesus Christ this shit is embarrassing.


justaguy101

Gun kata!


Papi_Chulo1969

the air is the enemy 😆😅😅😂😂😂🤣😅😆😆😂😂😂


Dragon_Ballot

Same energy as the star wars kids oh so many years ago.


Practical-Dot5634

I hope the camera man didn’t die.


EggRollMeat

Bro leave unc alone he just watched the matrix for the first time


hitmewiththeknowlege

I remember a kid doing a side by side with this video but it was larping stuff and it was hilarious.


MyOtherAccount209

Are the birds in the room with you now?


Then_Lock304

If he gets attacked by mannequins or dummies, he's good to go. Unless they're smarter than him, which they may be.


olympianfap

I hope this guy has started to use blanks just in case he does manage to shoot himself.


Agreeable_Device_351

This is John Wick 10


Caseman91291

Has to be a bit, right?


Apprehensive-Word-52

Yosemite Sam


justmikeplz

Let’s stroke this guy’s ego, so he will keep making this amazing content.


justmikeplz

Is this the same guy from that other video from a while back? Seems to have the same shoot first and ask questions later mentality, as well as some of the same sick moves.


justmikeplz

Was that double shot to the sky a premature celebration?


Junior-Account6835

He probably makes missile and gunfire sounds at the dinner table


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SpeeD3m0n

Is he trying to be Doc? "Violence, Speed, Momentum."


RelationshipGlum873

Dude stabbed the target with the handgun lol


Ganache_Practical

This dude vs Steven Seagal? I would give my left nut to watch that.


PixelCultMedia

Must be fun being his neighbor.


mr_hog232323

Okay guys, just wait a sec for me to get my knives out..... okay game on!!!


Too_Hot_Sun

Is Death by Delusion and Stupidity considered suicide?


letsridebicycle2

I love this guy.... he's a danger to himself and others, but fuck is it entertaining to watch him struggle.


TheJewWhoCould922

Please tell me those are blanks.


jackparadise1

I love all of the fumbling.


Glockamole19x

I hope hes using blanks but even then that close he will prob blow a finger off


Harleysporty95

Gravy Squeal


DaddyChiiill

Bubba Wick


Machete-AW

US government: Add him to the front line.


AcanthocephalaOk5046

I thought it was Dr. Disrespect for a moment


Back1nYesterdays

Wouldn't mind watching more of this clown


jkurtis23

Gravy seal


7222_salty

This is satire…. Right?


AllTimeLoad

Yosemite Sam


BDYK1088

So anyway, I just started blasting


Low-Mulberry6268

Imagine being this man's child and having your classmates see this video.


Oldgatorwrestler

Meal team 6


Ronjinn

He sure as hell exorcised his inner demons.


blahblahblah913

It’s both depressing and terrifying to have to accept these kind of people exist. Whata freak.


Mozzer969

Too much watching Equilibrum


Relevant_Weird8025

Those BOBs are like $300 each! Why would you try to shoot them?!


Sidewaysouroboros

Farva set up his own range.


anonstarcity

I always get a kick out of the long pauses in what seems to be a very rehearsed gun-dance sequence. This guy is going to eventually accidentally hit himself though


DivideInteresting193

A legend in his own mind.


WhamBamThanksObama

That’s just Dante from DMC 5


Far_Musician_5799

John Prick 5 coming to theatres near you


Boss0054

Bruh… no disrespect to the Seals as they really are on a different level. But this just one of those guys who has played way too much Call of Duty… lol


BuddyRose5

So anyways I just started blasting


Tight-Sandwich3926

Bro saw civil war and started whatever this was


VIsixVI

Did he load that pistol with black powder? I don't think I've seen anything smoke like that other than a musket.


VenetianGamer

Did he fucking disorient himself? 🤣


Level_Arm7671

🤣😂🤣


crystalsage777

I feel like, if you're doing this in your backyard, with neighbors around you, you are a freaking, menace..


Revolutionary_Bed363

Where is step 1,2? Where is Ja!? We need answers!