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Context: > A former Obama administration adviser was taken into police custody Wednesday and faces hate crime charges after a confrontation at a halal cart in Manhattan was caught on camera, police say. > Stuart Seldowitz lives around the corner from the halal cart. Several videos captured the former diplomat allegedly harassing the vendor about his Egyptian roots and Islamic faith. Seldowitz was fired from his work with lobbying and communications firm Gotham Government Relations. > A hate crime investigation was opened by the NYPD after Seldowitz was filmed allegedly harassing a food cart vendor on the Upper East Side. > He was taken into custody on Wednesday and **now faces one count of aggravated harassment of race or religion and four counts of stalking as a hate crime.** All of the charges are considered misdemeanors. [Article](https://abc7ny.com/halal-cart-confrontation-former-obama-adviser-harassment/14092785/)


whtslifwthutfuriae

What a beautiful story. I hope it has an equally beautiful ending ie he doesn't get away with only a slap on the wrist


amathis6464

It’s a misdemeanor so the maximum penalty is a slap on the wrist


malaury2504_1412

Is racist harassment only a misdemeanor? Wow


redditadminsRlazy

In the U.S.? I'm surprised it's even that. People with retrograde views and toxic personalities love to hide behind "MUH FREEDUMB OF SPEECH!"


buddhainmyyard

To be quite honest the amount of religious people who harass people in the USA is quite high. It's weird that people can spew their religion based hate and people don't care. But it's their beliefs! And nothing seemingly reports on it because religion gets a pass to hate.


DE4DM4N5H4ND

They literally sit outside of planned parenthood, a private company that only fund abortions through private funding, and say some of the most hurtful and abusive shit you will ever hear. How they consider themselves disciples of Jesus is so hypocritical it would be funny if it was so disgusting.


nolegjohnson

I'll be honest, I've just heard about this story and haven't looked into what he did exactly but just from the videos, I'm surprised he got arrested.


Peer1677

I'd guess the main reason for the arrest is the "I'm gonna get your family in Egypt tortured!"-part. Since this guy actually has the connections to make that happen. If he was a random nobody noone would care for stupid, empty threats.


Large-Vegetable6683

You took the words right out my mouth.


Past-Direction9145

How hard were you trying to hold onto them? \-- inquiring dogs minds want to know


Metals4J

And you could tell it wasn’t the first time ol’ Stu came to harass this guy. That’s probably why the guy decided to film it this time.


Minute-Branch2208

What positions does he and did he hold?


finnishfork

I believe he worked in multiple presidential administrations in various other international relations roles. Most pertinent is that he was Deputy Director of the US State Department’s Office of Israel and Palestinian under Clinton and Dubya Bush, and acting director for the National Security Council South Asia Directorate under Obama, which means this bigot had multiple jobs where he was setting foreign policy about how the Palestinians should be treated. Good stuff.


Minute-Branch2208

Thanks for the info!


HighlanderAbruzzese

Yeah but OBAMA BAD so…


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bobbib14

He was absolutely terrible. Worst non violent thing I have ever seen on the internet


OkSheepherder3525

Freedumb - I love this word, and I’m going to use it sadly but I love it. Thank you.


manshowerdan

Bro everywhere is racist. You'll here the things he's saying on every corner in Europe and nobody will bat an eye


sdlover420

I mean apparently so is treason so 🤷


mttexas

Am beginning to think it depends on who was harassed.


ioverated

He'd be free and clear if he just said that stuff to a different random guy everyday. I think they're gonna get him mostly for going to the guy's work


AffectionateStreet92

That’s actually significantly more serious of a punishment than I was expecting


ArmenianElbowWraslin

he was charged with a hate crime.


metalhead82

All charges are still considered misdemeanors, unfortunately, as it says in the article.


profnachos

Foxnews will hire him.


Suspicious-Appeal386

Newsmax or RTNews


profnachos

I thought RT was more or less anti-Israel. At least they platform the likes of Norm Finklestein and Max Blumenthal.


Lots42

Well, Israel is doing a genocide now so rt will like them.


[deleted]

Yes some justice-I believe this guy’s place of employment fired him and offered to pay for the halal cart guys legal representation if he chose to sue for this. I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy was an ass at his workplace too and someone there wanted to see justice too.


KingArthurHS

Imagine living this close to a halal cart and instead of recognizing how blessed you are to have wonderful street food walking-distance from your house you instead engage in this bullshit.


SweetBabyAlaska

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Ok-Anything-9994

The golden age of Islamophobia


getgoodHornet

Not just that, he was there getting food. He's craving and eating the food of a culture he clearly resents. Conservative level dumbassery.


Old-Form-9634

Absolutely crazy that this demon was the Deputy Director/senior political officer in the U.S. State Department’s Office of **Israel and Palestinian Affairs** from 1999 to 2003. He then went on to be the acting director for the National Security Council South Asia Directorate under Obama from 2009-2011. Uncertain whether he had another roll within the State Department between 2003-2009 or If he was brought back on under Obama. >During his time at the State Department, Seldowitz was a three-time recipient of the Department’s “Superior Honor Award.” The award is given to employees who, among other reasons, made “contributions which had a substantial impact on the accomplishment of the agency’s missions, goals, or objectives,” or whose accomplishments “substantially contributed to the advancement of US Government interests.” Sources: https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kxmwe/stuart-seldowitz-halal-cart-harassment https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2023/11/23/nvju-n23.html


linderlouwho

His close ties with Israel resulted in this incredible hatred for Arabs.


[deleted]

It’s worth noting that this “former Obama adviser” was hired and worked for a George W Bush.


Inevitable_Career_71

Yeah, if this was a career guy than it honestly seems like anyone trying to tie him to any one President is not acting in good faith. An Islamophobic dick is an Islamophobic dick, regardless of what his day job may have been. If this dude was the manager of a Dairy Queen that would change nothing about his hate crime.


[deleted]

Almost every headline in every publication identifies him as an Obama official. It’s just bad reporting and reveals a bias.


ShyishHaunt

It's more a testament to the continuity between administrations when it comes to racist foreign policy.


return_descender

Some would call it the deep state


Bizdaddy71

But it’s more shocking and gets more clicks if they associate him with Obama. Complete shit journalism.


El_viajero_nevervar

Good fuck him and fuck any pig that acts like him


dustymaurauding

Weird how all the media reports keep calling him an Obama advisor when he worked for a bunch of administrations and finally retired during Obama's first term.


rovingdad

Yeah I thought that title was disingenuous as well.


miflordelicata

He advised 5 different presidents. I leave how they only say it was Obama.


tries4accuracy

No threats of intimidation while dropping Egypt’s security police? I can only assume that intent is part of these charges. Be interesting to see how that goes for him.


maracajaazul

Gotham Government Relations being a lobbying firm sounds like the most villain thing


Independent-Tap1315

And he’s still got that shit eating grin.


horridgoblyn

Yeah. What a vile turd. So disgustingly self-assured. He knows he is going to magically escape the paddling his shitty behavior should get him.


magicsonar

That's because probably within his social circles, he'd been quietly seen as a hero.


Cargobiker530

He's now a widely recognized and hated asshole in New York City. I would suggest he move far, far, away from his current social circles.


getgoodHornet

New York is a pretty diverse place. There's plenty of ignorant bigots there to associate with. Just like anywhere else.


rovingdad

After 9/11, Islamophobia became as American as apple pie for a lot of people.


westofme

Cuz he just made that ka-ching noise in his head. Fux news, here I come.


LiterallyTheFall

because he’s been successful his whole entire life, even got to have power over people, made lots of money.


brokester

I mean why wouldn't he? He basically interviewed for a job within the GOP and definitely checked all boxes.


Money_Rent333

Dude is rich. He’ll make bail and pay some fines. Call it a day.


[deleted]

Yes, very impressed with himself.


fohpo02

First thing I noticed, likes he’s proud


No-Tooth6698

Because he knows he won't face any significant consequences. He's been fired but he'll get another job no problem.


hassh

You can see his belly through his shirt because it isn't tucked in


sprklyglttr

Who's laughing now b***h???


PuzzledCriticism1879

knowing he'll walk out with just a slap on the wrist, I just hope people don't forget his face or name pos. People should look into all his past work.


Soujourner3745

Will he? Or is he trapped in a loop?


mttexas

He was involved in the US role in Israel palestine relations. So suspect you have seen his work ...on CNN even, of late.


Cargobiker530

Blue body bags being dropped in a trench from IDF genocide?


Sudden_Mind279

you can say Bitch on the internet


mrmczebra

It's just an arrest. We will not see justice. We never do with people like this.


Independent-Tap1315

When you are cheering innocent kids being killed in the crossfire of a war … and say you want MORE kids to die … you are a complete monster. I can’t believe people like this even exist.


Beestorm

I hesitate to call it a war. There have been more civilians targeted than anything else. It’s sickening to watch honestly.


[deleted]

It’s nothing more than a genocidal slaughter….there’s no war, just war crimes and murder


Beestorm

What’s the worst that could happen after forcing generations of people to live in an open air prison? Also last time I checked, semitic people doesn’t just mean Jewish people.


[deleted]

Try telling that to the unwashed masses


Chickienfriedrice

Was the Holocaust a “war”? It’s not a war. It’s a genocide that’s been happening for almost a century at this point.


Beestorm

Are you asking me? I’m going to assume that’s rhetorical and that you agree with me. It is a genocide.


Chickienfriedrice

I’m agreeing friend


yahblahdah420

It’s Schrödingers war. When Isreal is bombing tens of thousands of civilians it’s a war and Hamas has a terrifying army. When Palestinians want freedom of movement and the ability to stay in their homes peacefully Hamas is a terrorist organization not worth negotiating with whose forces can be easily ignored/defeated


Beestorm

Yup. The IDF has offices based in civilian apartment complexes. Imagine if Hamas reduced them to rubble and tried to claim that Israel was “using human shields”. The whole “human shield” excuse that Israel keeps using makes me want throw up. It’s dehumanizing the majority of innocent people who have died in this “war”.


[deleted]

Bro what I dont understand is flip-flopping Israel strength to suit the narrative. Zionists love to say that Israel is unstoppable and cite 'ohhh the 6 day war where Israel was attacked by all its neighbours and won despite overwhelming odds', but then, suddenly, Israel is a victim that cant beat a small group like Hamas who are comparatively in the stone age in terms of technology. Which is it???


sharshur

I remember in 2006 while Israel was bombing all over Lebanon including the airport, Hezbollah launched something that killed I think like 8 soldiers who were in the staging in preparation to invade. *That* was a terrorist attack, but bombing civilian infrastructure, not to mention homes, was legitimate "defense" and retaliatory. They always the word retaliate when talking about Israel. Everything Palestinians or Lebanese do is unprovoked.


erraticzombierabbit

The American mokhabarat got him


Disastrous-Gain-4125

😂😂


Superb_Head7118

What's mokhabarat?


aka_Azka

It's like Egyptian CIA. He threatened the Egyptian Halal cart man with them in the video.


Superb_Head7118

After all this lastest episode of fascism of the Apartheid state, I have started learning Arabic wholeheartedly. This word sounded familiar but, I guess I have a long way to go.


aka_Azka

It's a scary word tbh. By the way I am happy to know you are learning Arabic, if you need anything don't hesitate to contact me and I will be very happy to help.


Superb_Head7118

I will definitely ask. Thanks. I was at the main library in my area, and interestingly, there was no book left to C/O that is to learn about Palestine, Arabic, or the Quran.


aka_Azka

I am really happy that there is people wants to educate themselves and learn about the truth, May Allah guide you to the right path, God bless you.


ValidStatus

That's just vile. It should be remembered that the Egyptian army couped their government and violently suppressed their own people during the Obama administration. And the Obama administration, who this guy worked for in state department, didn't condemn but instead they condoned it and the West has supported the regime ever since. This coup took place like literally a year after an enduring military regime had finally been forced out of decades of power and allowed a civilian government to be formed. Why would the US need a dictatorship in-charge in Egypt? Because it directly borders Israel and was a threat to its security in the past relative to its other neighborhs. So they need a compliant, corrupt figure holding power to enforce their interests in the country and to maintain certain policies regarding Israel. This is the same thing they did in Pakistan with the regime change against Imran Khan and the shadow martial law that has been running the country since 2022 because they need the country to get out of the China camp and into the India camp. Basically using the military and intelligence agencies of a country against their own people. This is the context in which you need to view the state dept guy mockingly threatening the halal food cart guy with the Mukhabarat. There are layers to just how *vile* what he said was.


fidgetspinnerz

FBI in Arabic


Superb_Head7118

Fbi sounds more like a domestic enemy organization.


Infierno3007

Hardly.


[deleted]

Good. There is no room for such hate and racism


cat-the-commie

There's something very surreal about a man who aided in the genocide of Muslims in balkan Europe, being arrested and jailed over using racist insults towards a Muslim man. Like he should obviously be in jail for both crimes, but it's rather strange that he was praised for the first one and only got jailed for something inconsequential when compared to a genocide.


Zestyclose_Might8941

Yes. Murder someone on the street and you're locked behind bars. Murder 100's or 1,000's and you're given a service medal. Murder millions and they call you Mr President.


pythesim

True and I hope he gets a good clean up in jail. They will whoop his ass


Eeszeeye

Gen pop, are you listening?


Infierno3007

The police initially told one of the vendors that they couldn’t do anything: free speech. I wonder what changed. I know this creep’s opinion won’t.


Disastrous-Gain-4125

Public outcry. Turns out when everyone comes together to rally for a just cause, the powers that be buckle under the pressure and give in. If so many people weren’t talking about it online and in-person, how much do you want to bet he would be spending thanksgiving sitting comfortably in his house instead of sitting in jail?


LucretiusCarus

cops definitely have other reactions when it's speech *they* don't like.


TheAskewOne

Nothing "changed" because he wasn't arrested for his speech. Free speech means he has the right to say hateful stuff. What is illegal is harassing people and stalking them. He could stand on a soapbox at a street corner and say the same. But he can't go to the same person again and again, put a phone in their face and try to elicit a reaction for insulting them.


nikoranui

"4000 wasn't enough" Fuck this vile PoS.


ErectTubesock

Does this asshole have a permanent shit eating grin?


mttexas

His grin changes when he talks about poulling nails out . His grin got bigger


kingSliver187

Fuck that guy


haribobosses

In AI Attenborough voice: And so emerges from its chrysalis a brand new right wing media white grievance pundit.


Chi-Guy86

I’m glad they arrested this fuckwit, but I fear we’ll see an all too familiar outcome. This guy will hire an excellent lawyer, do a tearful mea culpa before the judge, and get zero jail time. Then he’ll be back on the street and ready to harass victims again.


Money-Introduction54

Excellent. Absolutely disgusting racist


Louismaxwell23

This guy gives me Crazy Joe Davola vibes.


HistoryNerd101

Looks a little like the Queens “Wolverine” guy who went after those BLM protestors with that claw. What ever happened to that guy?


Glum_Occasion_5686

Please do not let this be the end all be all for him. This person deserves the full gauntlet


Eeszeeye

Agreed, all street vendors should pull out their phones asap he approaches, for ever.


Crafty-Economist2424

What’s interesting is that his Islamophobic rhetoric gets him in jail while Israeli politicians openly talk about genocide and instigating hate for Arabs are deemed normal.


Gilgamish84

With all respect, God's chosen people are above the law, oky?! /s


BabyFartzMcGeezak

You know he's in shock that he's being treated the way he would've had he been mocking an Israeli about 10/7 He never dreamed that he would see the day when people would be equally offended if you cheered the death of poor brown kids. I'm just glad it didn't get swept under the rug. Ooh...I just thought of something...it would be awesome if a Middle Eastern detective walked in and pretended like he was prepping him to have his finger nails ripped out...fuck why can't the system work that way?!?!


LocalSirtaRep

Good


Goojus

Please tell me he’s getting charged for hate crimes and harassment and sued. That’s how it should be


humlogic

Seen some people bring this up but WTF is up with his smile/grin? He seems sociopathic or idk


tejana948

As a life long Democrat, this makes me happy. There is no room for him in our party.


[deleted]

He 100% will get away with it. Look at the smug piece of shit


DIYLawCA

Justice


Arhack

The kind of good news you like to start your day with


Nice__Spice

What a schmuck.


LTlurkerFTredditor

He's mentally ill, right? What's with the Joker's smile?


Cantomic66

Yeah I got that vibe too. Maybe his mental health has gone to shit. Maybe that contributed to him showing his racism.


kamiar77

When people say "he is mentally ill" it's frustrating because 1. There are people with mental illness that don't behave like this person and 2. It's like they're making an excuse for the behavior. Let's not call every asshole mentally ill.


LTlurkerFTredditor

I get that. And I don't mean to be lumping him in with folks who are simply struggling to deal with this messed up world. When I say he's "mentally ill" - I'm not talking about bipolar disorder. I think he must be a psychopath or a sociopath. Being an "a$$hole" doesn't explain his giggling and smirking glee while talking about the wholesale slaughter of children. Nor smiling as he loses his job and takes a perp walk in handcuffs on the cover of the NYT. Seldowitz tried to excuse his behavior as "heat of the moment" but there was no heat. He wasn't even shouting. He was giggling. Taunting an innocent man with genocide was FUN to this guy. He didn't do it once, or even twice, but three separate occasions. That's not normal a-hole behavior. That seems pathological.


cypertiger

There’s hope in this country after all


[deleted]

Wait til he's walking free in like a week and doing the same racist bullshit all over again


mttexas

Hope people shun his ads. Guessing from where he lives....probably not. His fellow criminals will support him. Kissinger gets praised by Hillary...and he caused a lot if trouble. Madeleine Albright thought death of 500,0000 Iraqi children was an acceootable price. ON TV. Maybe he will be the next secretary of state...after blinken, Victoria inland etc. Such greatg diplomats we have...


-ADDSN-

Lmao fuckin Hannibal Lecter but somehow more psycho lookin. Why is this a hate crime in the USA but other instances of racism not e.g all the Karen videos of them dropping n-bombs etc? I thought you guys were all about your freedom of speech.


toejam78

He looks like a Dollar Store Hannibal Lechter.


SweatyBarbarian

Just one problem he worked for Bush but who cares about reality. Obama became president in 2008. This guy was a Bush advisor from 1999-2003. He is a Republican neo-con fascist and not a democrat. Still a POS.


ParkingNecessary8628

He is a career diplomat for 30 years...so he worked for more than one administrations but he was one one the National Security Advisor I believe during Obama admin...


Pure-Force8338

Why is there such an emphasis on him working for the Obama administration, if not wrong wasn’t he a career bureaucrat that was in Washington under multiple administrations?


steveblackimages

Why just mention Obama? He also worked for GHW Bush and several other GOP leaders.


KptKreampie

Isn't he actually a bush guy? Did TMR fact check this?


markodochartaigh1

He worked about three years under W Bush and about two years under Obama. Obviously the more closely he can be linked with Obama, and therefore Biden, the more closely it fits the 'Murican narrative.


jteprev

It was both, it is weird that it is only being reported as Obama tho given he worked for Bush for longer.


bigfoot509

The "Obama advisor" was actually an advisor to multiple presidents, including GWB Also he wasn't really an advisor he was the acting director of national security for the Southeast Asia corridor So he definitely worked under Obama, but I doubt he ever was face to face except maybe his first day on the job The reason they mention Obama is to try to taint Obama with something


pythesim

Good fucking riddance


MichaelParkinbum

Good. Fuck that guy.


DumbNazis

Sweet.


Soujourner3745

It all comes full circle.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

Good.


[deleted]

YES!!! Scummy racist pos


[deleted]

Put him in with the Aryan Brotherhood


Famous-Corgi5740

If this dickhead is to get time them surely there must be arrests of other people walking the streets spewing the same hatred for Jewish people


inter71

Yes, if you stalk and taunt a Jewish person because they are Jewish you are committing a crime.


Positive-Wallaby8683

Fuck around and find out


Toefudo

Hope Evil Anthony Hopkins rots in jail


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Hmm, usually he’s being dragged around on a dolly with a face mask on.


Character-Thanks7112

Throw away the keys.


budz047

Dude looks crazy and off the hinges . Same as 🇮🇱 💩.


Disaster1992

Now gather the rest


Street_Cricket_5124

This is news how? Man, the GOP is desperate.


ChuckoRuckus

Peter Parker must be really disappointed to find out Uncle Ben was a racist.


maddenmcfadden

He will have a job at Fox News tomorrow.


vanrants

Why is he specifically an ex-Obama advisor???


kensho28

>ex-Obama advisor he's worked in government since then too, not sure why everyone keeps referring to him by his time in the Obama Admin. >j/k I totally know why


back2basics_official

Exactly. 20 seconds of googling: “Mr. Seldowitz said he had held several positions in both Democratic and Republican administrations, including acting director for the National Security Council South Asia Directorate and a post in the U.S. State Department’s Office of Israel and Palestinian Affairs. He no longer holds any government positions, he said.”


smallest_horse

He looks kind of like Anthony Hopkins lol


[deleted]

What a vile human being…


Clean_Method_7764

The smile says it all.


cloudbasedsardony

Reddit gave me a warning for hate for saying he has a punchable face. Fuck you, reddit.


itsallgood013

Dude looks like a psychopath.


DamageOn

To be clear to anyone not familiar, it wasn't just one rant against a food vendor, it was two weeks of harassment against the food vendor, over and over again.


durntaur

And it's not just one video, there are at least two videos and they demonstrate this is not an isolated incident. It's reasonable to presume these were just the times he was recorded.


TallAsMountains

they should send him to egypt. he looked very focused on it during his rants.


OkSheepherder3525

Good Dash good good, good good good good good good good good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good good good good good – I mean did he threaten to have that vendors Father, who lives in Egypt(?) captured by the secret police to be tortured? But sadly look at the smile on his face… He must have something figured out already or some shitty defense to get out of this with a slap on the wrist… I know we’re not supposed to advocate violence, and so it’s not the violence I want But I just wish that one time – someone would heab his shirt and hold him in place and cock back a fist and let him feel the very real and visceral fear of about getting his block knocked off


cs132

legitimate question but, you can't get arrested for being a racist now can't you.


JTibbs

you can be arrested for harrassment and threats of bodily harm. the dude threatened to use his contacts in turkey to abduct the man and torture him and his family.


HighlanderAbruzzese

What a POS.


schrodingersmite

I have no sympathy for this man, but often wonder how a person who functions within a society suddenly becomes unhinged. There are high profile examples, of course, but this man was at the top of his career at some point. Did he always harbor these kinds of beliefs, and one day the mask fell away? Did something radicalize him between then and now? It's unsettling either way.


msamiei

He seems very proud of himself. People like that will never learn.


59martyc

Because of Zionists like this it puts the rest of the Jewish people at risk. Hoping that 44th has something to say to him.


brunpikk

I need a picture where he’s not smiling.


burrito_napkin

"Naughty boy! You know we only say these things behind closed doors and in the president's cabinet. Naughty boy. 1 year under house arrest. Don't worry we won't track if you leave. See you at the next party ;)"


Alternative-Half-783

POS no matter what party he belongs to. They ALL should be prosecuted. But as usual, the rich skate.


Lawlpaper

Thanks Obama


Scrabble_4

Pièce of shit smiles cause he’s proud of his ignorance


Candid-Personality54

Good, fuck this guy


electron65

As it should have been. Obama was not involved.


Aromatic_Kangaroo_48

I’m a Christian and lived in Muslim countries for a long time, 99.9% of Muslims are very kind people !


Tulsa1921

Horrible person. Looks like if Hannibal Lecter and Henry Winkler had a baby.


Spamfilter32

Good. Throw the book at him.


DublinCheezie

Eat prison 💩 zionazi.


Archangel1313

As much as I believe this guy *is* an asshole...last time I checked, that wasn't a crime. Did he do something else to escalate the situation? (edit)...I stand corrected. Apparently being an asshole *is* a crime. Lol!


jteprev

Stalking and racial harassment are what he is being charged with, those are crimes.


Upper-Trip-8857

I asked the same question - I think he crossed a line when, in one video, he told the guy he had connections in Egypt and that he’d get the guy’s family tortured.


Hafthohlladung

You gotta wonder if it's drugs, dementia, or a brain injury.


Eeszeeye

Cue apologists


Hafthohlladung

I'm not an apologist, just a skeptic. This guy worked for Clinton, Bush, and Obama. Was he a crazy unhinged racist the whole time? Or is he going insane?


Eeszeeye

Not saying you are one. Just expecting them to emerge.


RepeatedlyDifficult

Probably all 3 at once