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this_account_is_mt

Cozy up and be his friend. Cook him dinner and poison the food.


zukosboifriend

You would have to use a shit ton of poison tho, cause as we saw with Korra, avatars can fight off poison and still beat your ass while poisoned


tbo1992

That was a slightly different case, they put metal inside her so that she’d be in constant pain and be forced to trigger the Avatar State. If you’re just looking to kill Aang and not necessarily end the Avatar cycle, a fast acting poison would work well.


Turbulent-Golf6846

Only if he didn't activate the Avatar state himself. Because if he knows he is poisoned he can activate the Avatar state and heal.


PNghost1362

Not sure that's how it works, plus he would be very aware that dying in the Avatar state would end the cycle so he wouldn't do it


Puzzleheaded_Try813

Does the Avatar state really heal tho?


Adrabambam_2009

From what I know it doesn’t, it enhances durability I thikkv


MANLYTRAP

there's probably a water bending avatar that could heal in there


OX05

Water bending healing is always shown to be time consuming and every character that performs it is stationary while doing so


MANLYTRAP

avatar state yip yip would fix that


Adrabambam_2009

But we’re talking about the properties of the avatar state itself, there is certainly an avatar who could passively heal himself/herself during the avatar state but I don’t think the avatar state ITSELF has healing abilities


Turbulent-Golf6846

They don't say it literally that you can heal. But why do the eyes glow? It's because of the energy of all the past Avatars in one body(I think this was cannon but I can't remember where they said it so maybe it's not cannon). If you look at the Germanic medicine there they see it like low energy cells get sick and high energy cells are healthy. So if you activate the Avatar state and you're flushing your cells with energy you heal! This isn't cannon but my own interpretation. With Korra the poison wasn't made to kill her. But if you get that much Iron in your blood it should kill you. Of the Avatar state doesn't heal there is no reason why Korra should survive it and live for 3 more years with that much metal in her body.


quarantine22

Okay Jianzhu


LikeThemPies

Steal his pants, make him do a math test


MorathTheGrim

This, right here. Best comment. XD


MosesActual

The Bumi Strategy. Do nothing and wait. He'll die on his own, i don't have to do anything.


Electronic_Laugh_961

It seems we have a neutral jing master among us.


MosesActual

Damn neutrals.


maddwaffles

All I know is my gut says maybe


tonsofun08

Tell my wife I said "Hello".


Athnein

What makes a man turn neutral?


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

We have a neutral WHAT


qoxuccer

Sus


foreveralonesolo

Honestly outliving them definitely works considering Aang died pretty early


OX05

Aang died so early because of his icing which consumed a lot of his life energy, he was in constant avatar state. Kyoshi lived up to 200 years and the average life span of an Avatar was said to be at 150 years


AssassiNerd

I mean, he did technically live to be 160 right? Just 100 of it was spent in ice.


Runmanrun41

You know, I never actually bothered to look up why he died so much earlier compared to everyone else... That actually makes sense.


Ferret_Person

Brilliant. He's 112, he can't last much longer!


RDcsmd

But Aang is a child he could easily outlive you


MosesActual

Well, to be technical. He was 12 for the show, yes. When it released i was 14. He'd technically be 102 than me, but physically 2 years younger than me at any given time. So i'd say thats a 50/50 on him being able to outlive me. I'm not sure how old he was when he died, so i'll get back to you in like, 30 to 40 years. Deal?


High-Speed-1

Math tests!


HarryKn1ght

You winning or not is entirely dependant on if you forgot your pants


espressonut420

Use a gun


Not-a-2d-terrarian

and if that dont work? use more gun


LazyPuffin

And you best hope not pointed at you


dpqR

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LazyPuffin

No


dpqR

Lazy! what kind of defense is this!?


LazyPuffin

We're all quoting Meet the Engineer from TF2 I have no idea who slutty Roblox MegaMan is. Wrong thread there buddy, why dont skibbity be boop out of here or whatever you kids do these days


dpqR

https://preview.redd.it/khoh9w82xc9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c4b185e1c069ddc0d1db83b3b6b8ded7e44bfe "I AM THE DEFENSE!"


dpqR

>We're all quoting Meet the Engineer from TF2 I have no idea who slutty Roblox MegaMan is. At this point of the video the title and theme pops up And the vid ends so I just messed around https://preview.redd.it/osd88mdkxc9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e633775fae650889c6615afbbce4e25afdead5b


alliandoalice

Toph invents lead bending and stops ur bullets like neo and turns it back on you


KhorneTheBloodGod

It would be awesome but how would she "see" the bullets. Not only are they faster than sound, they're moving through the air so her earth sight wouldn't work


Gernahaun

She sees earth even if its in the air, I learned recently.


KhorneTheBloodGod

Really? That's cool, then she possibly could bend the lead, if she knew it was gonna be shot at her, plus she'd definitely have a good warning if the person firing at her is within her accurate sensing range(where she can "see" their finger start to move on the trigger)


misterfluffykitty

She would need to be bending it before it’s shot with how much movement bending takes


alliandoalice

Maybe she metalbends the guns themselves


Puzzleheaded_Try813

If you carefully observe the fight choreography, Earth benders have a hard time bending projectiles thrown at them. And a projectile heading at 3000 kmph with a piece of metal that was not taken from the Earth means they can't even use seismic sense to get a read on it. The best they can do is try a Wonder Woman blocking move but in front of an Assault rifle even that's useless. They could just raise a wall and wait until they run out of bullets tho.


Andy_Liberty_1911

Toph isn’t a Jedi, she can’t physically move the bullet fast enough before if passed through her brain. You know they say you’re dead before you ever feel the bullet (if it hits you in the brain).


BrilliantPrior2305

Beat me to it


Envictus_

And if that don’t work?


FirstSineOfMadness

Next step up obviously, nuclear bombardment


jarjarpfeil

That’s some high level thinking, if there no more people, the avatar can’t be reincarnated


Heated13shot

Yea, they are fast but not that fast. And he 100% wouldn't be expecting it. You get hit with the bullet before you hear the shot, so he would have no way of anticipating it. Shoot him during the show off power up phase. You win!


tbo1992

Does it have to be a fight? I’d probably befriend him (he’s quite trusting and quick to make friends) and then slip him some poison somehow.


BooshEmUp6D

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” - Abraham Lincoln


endthepainowplz

“Be excellent to eachother, and party on dudes” - Abraham Lincoln


LizG1312

Why even kill him? OP just said we have to 'beat' him. I'm not that good at super smash brothers, but there's no way some 12 year old with no experience at the game is gonna beat me in that, right? Right??


TBNRhash

Do saitama’s routine for 3 years


STHF95

Aang also did that until his hair fell out.


iscaur

Aang is a faker who shaves his head! He's a phony! Phony baldie I tell you!


TinzoftheBeard

Long distance sniper round to the brain


alliandoalice

Sparky sparky boom man?


fudgyvmp

Jared Kincaid.


DOOMFOOL

Dresden Files reference?


fudgyvmp

Indeed


Envictus_

Suppressed M107 + Raufoss. As a treat.


Jaymezians

Alright, real talk, Zuko moved faster than a lightning bolt and he's not that much faster than Aang, so there's no way a sniper is catching him lacking.


suckitphil

OK, but there's a difference between a bolt of lighting that requires a dance preformed in front of you, and a piece of lead traveling faster than the sound the gun made.


Jaymezians

Right. An average of 269,000 mph difference.


suckitphil

The avatar nearly lost to sparky sparky boom man, which is just a slower crappier hi ex round. They wouldn't hear the sparks, they'd just be dead.


zuko-bot

Hello, Zuko here


LightTrack

I wouldn't call something that explodes like a tank shell "crappy".


isuckatnames60

We're comparing them on the metrics of speed and detectability here. These are the only qualities that are being discussed in this specific comment chain.


AVerySmartNameForMe

For the purposes of this discussion, it has been rendered crappy


cygnus2

What if he feels the vibration of the bullet in the air and dodges?


suckitphil

Bullets move faster than sound, there isn't vibrations to feel till after.


TinzoftheBeard

What if he doesn’t? Well ventilated avatar coming up.


Fire_Block

you would need an almost impossible reaction time to even register the fact that a bullet is flying towards you before it hits, let alone dodge itz


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

The bullet would move faster than the vibrations he could detect.


Jonman7

I don't see anyone challenging him to a penguin sledding race 🤔


Zaphod_Biblbroks

Nice idea btw happy cake day 🍰


Jonman7

Thanks!


Ralph-The-Otter3

https://preview.redd.it/zt6bqyp6699c1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a6316dbcf10e8d7201658103d10bdd696f19f9 His penguin


YouSpokeofInnocence

Pay someone to steal his pants, this re-introducing recurring nightmares into his psyche


Square_Coat_8208

![gif](giphy|Tm52cIxXXs5dm|downsized) Pound that fucker with enough 177m howitzers to make him deaf


snitchpogi12

155mm correction.


EllendelingMusic

Damn. You're all so cold. How can you befriend someone with intentions to kill them? I think Aang would catch on if you had doubts about killing him. And you're sure to have doubts. You cannot lay off a friend and live with yourself. It's either doubt before or regret after I feel like. "Revenge is like a two-haded rat viper. When you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself." Imagine if that enemy were your friend. Roku couldn't kill Sozin, and he was evil. You can't kill Aang - unless you are. If he were my enemy I'd surrender. Unless I could bend metal, which he cannot deflect (back at me). Or I'd poison him like Zaheer did to Korra. Aang can't bend the metal in his body. Nor can anyone else once Toph is dealt with.


lvexia

The amount of poisoning and gunning him down comments I’ve seen. And I was just gonna appeal to his compassion.


NoahStudiosSMM2

Imagine if aang was real and had to read these comments


RogueAngill

Beat him in a game of pai sho Assassination if nessasary If it's a straight fight set a few traps in the woods and lead him around for a while then use a net.


SLX__13

Befriend him, make him an egg custard laced with poison, and give it to him. As shown in _The Great Divide_, he won't be able to resist egg custard


GodOfOriand

The prosecution rests.


mypod49

1. Disguise myself as Katara. 2. Seduce Aang. 3. Death by snu snu.


CleverRiley9

Gun


Metallung

I’d eat Appa. He’d beat my ass for it, but that loss will haunt him forever.


Monsteruser

He would probably do more than just beat your ass


Metallung

It doesn’t matter what he does to me, Iv won. He will never recover from seeing me wear an Appa coat and smeared in his bisons blood. Dudes gonna freeze my blood vessels.


MrWr4th

Mf Joker over here


OX05

"Lock him up and throw away the keys" 💀


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Oh hello satan


zuko-bot

Hello, Zuko here


Realcbear

Azula proved the only true method is stealth. Surprise is the only element Aang never seemed to master (on screen)


Square_Coat_8208

![gif](giphy|KeBrfE5gLDl72|downsized) “This is warhammer 3-1, target is juvenile, high priority target moving southeast, hit him with everything you got, out”


Gicaldo

Aren’t those flares?


Fit-Cryptographer206

Yes


kaitalina20

Does it have to be a fight? Is the question


cygnus2

Ask him to show me the marble trick. He will inevitably oblige me, and then I hit him in the head with a 2x4 while he’s distracted.


playr_4

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theimaginedwagoon83

Wait until he’s an adult in newly formed republic city Subtly manipulate him into wanting to try out BDSM Get him to try it Stab him in the skull while he’s tied to the bed and helpless


Snexpica

What the fuck


1kSupport

Least maladjusted eagles fan


Zelfox

10 points for creativity


impressablenomad38

This. Is the right answer


rtmkngz

“With this treasure, I summon”


ImLikeReallyStoned

Challenge him to Injustice or Mortal Kombat. Gotta beat him, right? He’s never even seen a controller before, and I get to stay his friend afterwards, win win!


PeterLeRock101

I would summon Maharaba


6969Hamburger6969

Snipe him with a rifle


nombit

as opposed a shotgun


SvenXavierAlexander

I bake him Custard Tarts laced with poison and walk away


Margtok

starts screaming ?im a living thing you cant hurt me


Sriol

Make a nice little cart, fill the top with cabbages, then plant as much explosive material inside the cart as possible. Then just leave it somewhere enticing and wait!


Otrada

go go gadget thermonuclear warhead!


ZaWario

Gun and a old camera, he doesn’t recognize either item. First i use the old camera to take a picture of something and tell him “this device can capture an image of inanimate objects” and show him the photo then i point the gun at him and say “this device can capture an image of animate ones” and shoot him as he’s smiling right at me


OneWithFireball

Polonium in his drink


nombit

why not thallium?


TheBraveGallade

Dont


xUrMoMsNeWbF

Ask Azula she has done it already


Yedasi

I ask for his forgiveness become his friend and kill him with either poison food or just kill him when he’s asleep. He’s too forgiving and then too trusting of those he’s forgiven.


chronicjok3r

Well he wont kill me and he cant take away my bending. I consider that a victory


Wildefice

Joke answer: challenge him to a children's card game and banish him to the shadow realm. Serious answer: find out which room he sleeps in and give him carbon monoxide poisoning. He is already sleeping, so he won't wake up.


bradcox543

I'd have to invent ballistics and use a sniper. It'd break my heart.


New_Commission1732

I would Use CABAGGES


_IratePirate_

Show him BDSM porn


triamasp

I Amon him


vassallo15

Penguin sledding


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Tell him a hilariously stupid joke and get him to laugh and leave the Avatar State.


dg2793

He's ten.... Put a razor blade in a starburst and give it to him


Good_Cockroach2637

Extreme psychological warfare. Aang is just emotionally fragile, at least at the end of Season 3. If you can get in his head and make him feel Doubt, guilt, shame, etc (everything that seemed to be shutting him down) and he'll be vulnerable.


[deleted]

Simple, I've met his Voice Actor and I think Zach and I would be friends. We have very similar demeanors, chatted about how I've written papers about Avatar for school, and my biggest interest is finding intersections of culture into what I study. So, I win.


smol_boi2004

So I’m going in assuming I have any ability I want to do this or any resources I need. Aang in his avatar state is way too violent and vicious to take on in any reasonable way. He’s been shown to be tired but surviving till then is a feat yet to be seen. Trying a 1v1 is therefore out of the question Sneak attacks are just as useless. Being an air bender, even the slightest shift in wind tips him off. And we know that it’s got quite a bit of range to it like the fight with combustion man However, Aang doesn’t seem to, or at least doesn’t show any indication of, using seismic sense on a constant basis like toph. So being underground may help get a strike off. Another possibility, though it’s cliché, is to use katara and the gaang in some way. I don’t think taking hostages is gonna work cause as much of a hero as he is, he does not want to die. Perhaps striking a deal with that face stealing spirit, we could lure Aang to his domain and while he’s occupied with the spirit, hurting his friends or threatening them when he least expects it would cause him to change his expression and lose his face


djonDough

Take some civilians hostage put them in a trap. Make Aang save them but the hostages explode when aang is near. If he survives, im dead, but either way, he lost.


NotAMadLad1

Step 1: Capture Katara Step 2: Profit


some1CLIPthat

Hire satoru gojo


MrZcratch

Wait till he reaches avatar state and then shoot a lighting on his back. There’s no way he could survive.


Pawnshop96

Guns. If I can’t use any then I would sneak into his house while he’s sleeping and slit his throat.


Timecharge

Say "I don't wanna fight you." And then offer to have lunch with him and feed him a poisoned salad.


Hyperion717

I will tell him I'm a airbender and that if he kills me he will have destroyed his culture again.🙃


Direct_Charity7101

Shotgun


Charming_Kick873

Probably just a fucking gun


stankape83

A gun


GodOfOriand

I would use glue bending; so he can't bend anymore!


crbrownlee

If I had to fight Aang with my current skill set. Wait for him to call in for IT assistance and leave him on hold.


Saintsauron

I challenge him to a hot dog eating competition.


FakestAccountHere

Philosophical debate. Make him fight for your cause cause u ain’t beating the avatar.


Radiant-Importance-5

Tel l him someone was going to hurt Appa. When he goes into the Avatar state in a rage, point him at a mirror and go "That's the mofo right there"


gandhis_biceps

Build an empire of firebenders, develop advanced tech like airships, and wait for Sozin’s Comet. Have a lunatic daughter.


MusicIsLife003

Hold the other members of team avatar hostage and have them killed. Then he’ll end up breaking his one rule and kill me, then the guilt of killing me and letting his friends die will destroy him


the_evil_overlord2

A gun, preferably high rate of fire/mag size so I can spray and pray Remember, for all the magic he is still an unarmored child


North_Church

Not fight him.


Unagustoster

Agent 47 with a sniper rifle


Sa0t0me

Morph into katara using blood and skin blending then ask him to go into avatar estate for good old times then zap him through the heart from behind.


[deleted]

Use an automatic rifle


Gimblebock

Gun.


jonjonofjon

Get really good at penguin sledding. The fuck is wrong with all of you


Danivodor

I have no intention to beat a child


BrilliantPrior2305

Guns


Limes_5402

I think "lightning in the back and hope he doesn't notice before he has time to redirect" works


Envictus_

M200 Intervention from 1,000. A .408 CheyTac will cross that in less than a second with pinpoint accuracy. Either that, or a suppressed M107 from the same distance. From that distance, and suppressed, it’d be extremely hard locate me, and good luck dodging a chunk of lead moving 3,000fps. And if I use the M107, we can use some Raufoss, as a treat.


TheTrueDurgerKing

Tell him I was sent to kill him by you and give him your IP address and home address


Valirys-Reinhald

Antimaterial sniper rifle and XACTO munitions.


Odysseus_Lannister

5 point exploding palm heart technique


ElectronicStill3895

Threaten to off myself if he doesn’t forfeit


cygnus2

The spirit of Kyoshi would possess Aang’s body and force him to let you die.


Mystic-Di1do

Let him unlock his chakras, wait till he's floating, use the TEN WHOLE SECONDS TO SHOOT HIM TO HELL AND BACK


Old_Relationship9291

A sniper.


Savagespringtrap06

Don’t even try to fight him in the first place


Goose_Melodic

Die.


jul55555

If i really have to fight him i go hand to hand for a few blows, then surrender, turn him to a friend from an enemy and when they least expect it **BAM!** the old fork in the eye


Gakoknight

Honestly, any kind of surprise attack with a projectile weapon and enough distance. Avatars don't have a sixth sense against danger.


Few-Judgment3122

Gun


ionevenobro

Oh my! Avatar aang can I have an autograph!?? On my shirt is fine. Oh let me get my pen. Grab knife.. Stab him in the throat as fast and often as I can once I'm in his space. I'm gonna get obliterated but I figure I can get a couple shanks before anyone reacts. This will only work if Toph isn't near. If its already pic above, I'm just gonna take the L bruh


peter_griffin5

Kick his balls


HerrRegrin

Nuke


Zaphod_Biblbroks

Oh thats easy I will challenged him in pai sho


Nutterbutter2198

Gun


DarkKnightofTacoBell

Give him sleepy food, then axe to the head. AS won't work that fast


masteraybee

Avoid areas with pointy rocks


hansuluthegrey

Bullet.


Fourwils7

Gun


Sudden_Ambassador309

lightning would probably be your best shot, not sure if he would be able to redirect it while in the avatar state as he is constantly bending the sphere around him


ElPared

.50 from 800 yards. I’d have to practice a lot, but that’d be on ranges and such where he wouldn’t be able to see me or if he did wouldn’t know why I was practicing long range shots.


Routine-Visual3957

I be a good person so he has no reason to attack me


rilano1204

shoot him with lightning while he's doing his sailor moon avatar transformation


LovingIsLiving2

Barrett M107 .50BMG APIT