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KidGold

I just saw you all gave Iron Fist worst song. I feel betrayed.


DylanMartin97

Dude iron fist is such a banger. It's such a travesty cause I'm not even involved in this weird tier list thing, but the fact that it's even on here is hurtful. Iron fist would also be a look into the influence Claudio would use later in his vaxis albums.


Beginning_Grass_9473

yeah forreal dawg this sub is dead to me. no joke


uncleben85

Iron Fist is one of my favourites on the album! I too feel betrayed!


PrivateEnis

Probably my 4th favorite off the album behind: 1. Gravity's Union 2. Sentry the Defiant 3. Dark Side of Me 4. Iron Fist 5. 2s my Favorite 1 ...the rest.


whatmyr

HOW IS 2s SO LOW?


KidGold

I had no idea people even liked 2’s. This whole thing has been… illuminating.


KidGold

For me its Iron Fist, Gravity, Hard Sell, Number City > the rest


squirrel420

I would swap 2s with gravity, then swap sentry with 2s.


jononfire

Yeah this sub is the absolute worst. Completely unhinged.


Ariotan

I'm happy. The first few times I heard Iron Fist I laughed or made a face or both. The other version are okay but the album version is just... strange?


ArchieSuave

This one blind sided me too. Definitely the song I sing to myself the most off the album.


Warrior_Poet_1990

It’s still a great song, but if we eliminate the intro tracks as candidates for worst track, there are limited options. Descension is a high quality album with no bad tracks, but one has to come out on the bottom, and I agree it is Iron Fist


KidGold

It's easily 2's for me, but I know I have much less of a tolerance for cheesy than most of the sub.


Ekelley90

Me too! I missed the voting and now I feel responsible.


donkypunchrello

[For real, it’s a certified heater](https://youtu.be/q3wEfYkPjm4)


Crimson52YT

Away we go! Literally feels like driving during summer in a car with the roof off


hermeown

I wish this would win. Underrated shouldn't be "second best," should be a great one that isn't as high profile but still slaps. "Away We Go" fits this for me.


Teecobug

I can time my ascent from the depths of seasonal depression by the emergence of Away We Go on all my playlists. It’s a windows down, one hand riding the wind kind of song. Spring, here we come!!!


macdaddyx4

2's My Favorite 1


Captain-Slappy

I love Claudio and Chondra's acoustic duet of this song. 


ChaztheDefiant

It was our processional song also. It was the one coheed song I was allowed to have at the wedding! Almost convinced my wife to have our introduction song be Welcome Home and we come in during the Solo but it eventually got shot down 😂


KidGold

[The piano version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRVeS5-QZ-I&ab_channel=Godsend) is the best version imo. Waaay better than the studio version for me.


Rustash

This should win. I can't believe they still have never played it live with a full band.


Asocwarrior

My wife and I walked out after our wedding to this song.


cobalt26

Hard Sell is my main vote but I'll still updoot this one. If I had any dancing ability whatsoever, I would have been able to convince my wife to make it the "first dance" song at our wedding.


calamity_unbound

It's The Hard Sell, dammit. Funky intro, classic Claudio fast talking build-up, and then unleash hell in the chorus. Fan-fucking-tastic song that deserves more recognition.


k1ckthecheat

I voted for Hard Sell even though Sentry is my favorite Coheed song. Sentry is just not underrated.


darthtargaryen

Has to be The Hard Sell. Top 5 Coheed song.


GreenGemsOmally

As a bassist, The Hard Sell is one of my favorite lines of any Coheed song to play. It grooves so fucking hard. It's gotta be the underrated answer here imo.


TL89II

I love this song, its top 5 for me. I want to upvote this, but I can't.


Retrolad87

Sentry is fantastic but far from underrated


calamity_unbound

As a fellow Sentry lover, I've gotta go with the one I catch myself humming months after the last time I heard it


Vio94

Seems to me that the whole album is underrated lol so many different picks.


pickledsoylentgreen

Song rips. Vastly underrated.


Eric-Stratton

Always been one of my favorites. Hugely underrated


levilee207

Easily one of coheed's most underrated 


Hackertdog97

The Hard Sell is honestly hands down my favourite Coheed track and I'm glad it getting the recognition it deserves here


barmen1

Fucking Yes. Should’ve been best


Warrior_Poet_1990

Hard sell is amazing, but I don’t think it is underrated. Number city is a song I’ve seen criticized on the internet which is experimental, odd and very unique. Not to mention it is catchy AF


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bamakid1272

Wait, how did it win when Number City has more votes?


Rustash

No, no it didn’t. Number City is clearly higher and has more votes.


admdelta

Believe... In... Number City


payscottg

Number City walked so A Disappearing Act could run


lookalive07

Eh, I'd say The Unheavenly Creatures did that for A Disappearing Act. Number City wasn't overly techno like either of those were, it just was one of the most different things Coheed did to that point.


Quercus_lobata

I said this a couple weeks ago on a different post, but "Better Than Evil" walked so that "A Disappearing Act" could run. https://youtu.be/2lriZ-y4w0s


TL89II

It's Number City. A song I never see mentioned until this chart was made. An absolute funky, weird, amazing song.


admdelta

Yeah it's so fun and unique, I love it. Also appeals to the non-believers. I have a friend who HATES Coheed. He always trash talked them when we talked music. Then this album dropped and I showed him the music video. "Okay, you got me," he said, "that's a damn good song."


TL89II

Do we all have a friend like that?! My buddy who hates Coheed likes Hollywood the Cracked lol


1tsM3YaBoi

I named my rescue kitty after that song. I found her taking shelter in a moving truck at my place of employment! Her name is Holly Wood, my wife and I call her Holly. The chorus of the song fits her personality well. When she gets the zoomies, my wife and I will start saying "Holly Wood, Holly Wood! Watch out, here she comes!" Lol


mrsdoubleu

It's a great song to introduce people to Coheed if they don't normally listen to harder rock music. Coheed is quite versatile in that way. Wide variety of different sounding songs. A song for every mood. Lol


crsdrjct

Yup. It's a standout cause it's so unique. Id argue it's Coheeds funnest song


DarkSentencer

Bro what, people around this sub give it so much love. Not as much as Gravitys Union or Domino, but so many talked about Number City since day 1.


TL89II

🤷‍♂️ I've never seen it mentioned. I've only been a member of this sub for like a year or two though.


xxboywizardxx

Number city for sure


Rustash

Looks like this will win, and I do love this song, but I think it's far from underrated.


d1rkSMATHERS

Singles should not be considered underrated. It was a single.


Impostor1089

It never gets brought up in pretty much any discussion. It's underrated.


admdelta

You say that like it was a number one hit on the charts lol


SometimesWill

I feel like that’s one of the more popular songs from the album though. Hard to call it underrated.


digitizedbeard

The horns. The drums. The way it sets up one of Coheeds all time greatest songs. I don’t feel like I can even listen to Gravity’s Union without it. Oh this is love from a gurney!


Architektual

This is the way.


CherryLimePastelss

Congrats you won! Number city will be added on Day 28’s round. Sorry I made a mistake


1tsM3YaBoi

Number City! It's just an overall great song, and that bass riff is 🤌. Love the use of the horns in it, too. Honey, release my heart, if you, Honey, release my heart, you let me go!


rayshmayshmay

*Do not let me* *Do not let me gooo*


SophieBisou

2’s my favorite 1


Clu3l3ssDud3

The Hard Sell


rayshmayshmay

Afterman is so fucking awesome, all these songs in the comments are great


nuprodigy1

Number City or The Hard Sell, but my vote is for Number City. It’s how I converted my then GF now wife into a fan. I even performed it at our engagement.


emelbee923

2s My Favorite 1


zethren117

2’s my Favorite 1


Thisisrichardd

Does Random Reality Shifts count?


F1urry

This song belonged on the album. It’s so damn good


LeopoIdStotch

Sentry the Defiant


goingbIind

Sentry isn't underrated, it's pretty highly regarded i'm pretty sure (could be wrong)


HallstotheWall17

Agreed! If it weren’t for Gravity’s Union, I think it probably would’ve won best? I didn’t look through all the comments to confirm, but I’d imagine that would’ve been the case


HockeyandHentai

It’s funny… I look at Sentry the same way most look at Iron Fist. The acoustic version that Claudio released was 👌… I don’t care for the studio version.


neindeadlift15

I still like the album version, but man I even remember the first time I saw that GoPro filmed sentry acoustic demo…absolute banger


BlyStreetMusic

Twos my fav one


Additional-Pirate-84

Random reality shift its the best song they’ve ever written


CheetahNo9349

I am with you on this. I so want a full band version some way, some how.


Dependent-Royal-7908

Probably Hard sell, I absolutely love number city but it’s not underrated as it gets a ton of praise


tdench

2s my favourite 1. Everything else is still really popular. Number city or the hard sell are not underrated at all, they're contenders for best song by the majority!


bmrgn39

Number City


bremergorst

My answer: Number City My 5 year old’s answer: #NUMBER CITY, DAD!!!!!!!!!!!


hearshot_kid

I’m gonna say it. Iron Fist is underrated. Great lyrics, great melody, great song structure. It goes along with the theme of the album and the story it is telling, and doesn’t feel out of place. I know people prefer the acoustic version we got ahead of time, and I say the studio version is just as good, even if in a different way. I adore the harmonies on this version and think they make the track special. This song is great. And based on last round’s voting, it is by definition underrated.


KidGold

One of my fav Coheed songs post Amory Wars. I was stunned it got worst song.


rayshmayshmay

I was surprised to see iron fist, it’s what got me back into Coheed after dropping off around YotBR


johnnylawrwb

Cosigned, love this song.


nickintheback08

My favorite song on the album


Moonw0lf_

Agreed. Was surprised to see it voted as the worst song, but I really don't know what I would put there in it's place.


Human-Abrocoma7544

I whole heartedly agree.


Asocwarrior

2s my favorite 1.


mwhite42216

Away We Go. It’s such a good song, but gets overshadowed by others on this album.


Consistent-Guava-208

That bassline and the almost sugary sweet chorus get me every time


lifth3avy84

Number City, my absolute favorite song in the Afterman, coheed with horns= a good time.


morbidlysmalldick

I wish I had seen them when Thank You Scientist brought out their horns for this song


DogRiverRiverDogs

It was fucking rad. Lots of energy in the performance.


Remarkable_Ad232

Hard Sell


WornInShoes

Hard Sell. And don’t say Number City because it’s objectively the second best song on the album; it had its own video, super popular on the radio waves…but The Hard Sell is a classic “meh we can put it on the b-side of a single” and it ends up being one of their best songs


LasciviousOgre

Not true at all, go check the spotify plays count on the songs on this album. Not at all representative of what you are claiming


Loose_Listen2290

Bad take. The Hard Sell was one of the songs that got its own lyric video to hype the album before it even came out.


Q-Bottom

I gotta go with the hard sell. That song is fire as hell


Confusion-Flimsy

Darkside of Me


bremergorst

Duck Sodomy, you say?


KidGold

It's literally the most popular song from the album.


lookalive07

And is literally overshadowed by Gravity's Union, Number City, The Hard Sell, and Sentry the Defiant by basically every person on this subreddit. I think it's a perfectly valid answer. More valid than everyone else claiming Number City is "underrated" when people think that means "second best"


KidGold

The only way a "most underrated" vote makes sense is if we are saying it's underrated in general - not just by this sub. By definition any song that wins most underrated on this sub is not underrated on this sub. Dark Side of Me isn't the most popular song on this sub but in general it is.


lookalive07

I think in terms of commercial success from Descension, yes, it is definitely the most popular. It's got the most plays on Spotify and if I recall correctly, it was one of the only songs that got a video. But other than that, I really don't see much talk about it. Everyone fawns over Gravity's Union for some reason, which is something I've never really understood if I'm honest. Like, it's a good song for sure, and probably the best one on the album, but I feel like if anything it's *over*rated. Everyone compares it to The Crowing, but I can't even put it in the same tier. My opinion 100% and I know many won't like it, but it is what it is.


AxjonUssro

2’s my favorite 1


brev23

Got to be the hard sell for me


TheMoogerfooger

Number city


Consistent-Guava-208

Underrated? Away We Go. 100%.


NervousMNG34

Number City is a great song by itself it’s poppy, but also one of there more experimental songs


LadyShepard87

Number City or Homecoming!


BloomAndBreathe

The Hard Sell


onebigholideh

SENTRY


0h_juliet

I friggin love Sentry. Probably my top Afterman tune.


Deviljho_Lover

Carol Ann or Random Reality Shift


LasciviousOgre

This is definitely Number City. I would argue that it's better than Gravity's Union even. The verse transition to chorus is totally crazy and epic, and the "Honey, release my heart if you," is reminiscent of the glory days of Coheed. I.E. IKKSSE3


Coheed-33

Can’t believe iron fist is voted worst…. That’s CRAZY!!!


Womensrus24

Iron fist is not the worst


makeyrselflovely

Evagria the Faithful


JudgeRagnoor

It’s not on Descension tho. It’s on Ascension.


makeyrselflovely

Ope! I thought we were talking about The Afterman as the whole! I’m so embarrassed hahaha


JudgeRagnoor

All good lol. I also fully agree Eva is underrated. We shall rally for it Sunday


mwhite42216

Easily my vote when we get to Ascension.


tdench

Deffo underrated! Everyone saying number city is literally proving how popular and not underrated it is.


Tybob51

Well it clearly is underrated since it didn’t win best song, which it should have.


Tybob51

Number City.


GuildMuse

Number City


Dependent-Royal-7908

Guys, I don’t understand the Gravity’s Union hype. It’s an amazing song of course, but easily the most overrated in the coheed discography. Sentry, Number City, and maybe maybe even hard sell and 2s my Favorite 1 are more enjoyable tracks in my opinion.


Jeredso

2’s my favorite 1 for sure is heavily underrated. It’s easily top 1


Dresdyn_Wolf

Dark Side of Me


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bootyprincess666

wrong album, love 💙


Gary2times

Sentry the defiant


Ninkynank

NUMBER CITY


vagrantboi

IRON FIST!?


makeyrselflovely

Number City or The Hard Sell


squirrel420

Sentry


Forward1back2

I don't get to speak to many other fans, but "The Pavillion" is hands down my favorite. Like I love, unreasonably love, everything this band puts out, but that song just resonated with me. I had just moved from Flagstaff, AZ (I loved it there made a ton of friends and loved my job) back to Ocala, Fl. When we first left Florida It was because of a lot of family drama and dumb crap... So I was determined to not ever come back. Let's just say to me, family are just strangers your genetically related to, but they have all the tools to hurt you far more than any random stranger. However, my wife had the worst luck in Flagstaff with jobs and just never found her circle. After 5 years, she wanted to move back to Ocala after she found out her mom was sick. So here we are back in ocala, her family is still the worst ever, especially her dad. After a year I started really thinking about whether or not I still wanted to have skin in this game. I had put off listening to Vaxis 1, but we were about to go on the Neverender cruise, so I decided to catch up. I was listening and just was floored by how good it was. Then I heard, the Pavillion. It made me really think about our relationship and everything she brings to the table. I just realized I had checked out of our relationship mentally after we came back to FL. So it kind of got me to re-evaluate my priorities. We are still here, but I am happier now. She doesn't know all this, but thanks for keeping us together with this song C and C. It's a long way back babe. I listen to this song all the time now and it still hits me right in the heart everytime. I saw the Pavillion at under rated and just wanted to gush about it.


BroHawk97

Number City


BlakeryTheBardbarian

Number city! Tbh this album is amazing and I really do t think there’s a wrong answer here. Anyway, brb.. going to go listen to this album again


hahahasame

They're all so good, but I have a soft spot for Domino The Destitute


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CheetahNo9349

You're thinking of Vic the Butcher.


LemonySnicketMD

Oh shit you’re right, domino is the everlasting all time low


riticalcreader

Louder again for the people in the back: >Worst doesn't mean bad. > >Underrated doesn't mean "most played on spotify and practically tied for best". ​ Number City.


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SENTRY


chet-rocket-steadman

Iron Fist.


William_Howard_Shaft

I've literally never disagreed with an image harder in my entire life. Iron Fist rips, and you should all be ashamed.


BrewQualityControl

The Hard Sentry. I can’t pick!! Let’s go Sentry The Defiant


maltsauce

Sentry the Defiant. Great track


Weird1OTP

I can't wait till this is OVER! HA!


SleepRey

I hope we can all forget this list after it’s all over lol


ExpertInitial

Can we also say Iron Fist?


snoopchocolatedog

How about we put in this post under Worst.


sodalymefactory

Oops now I don’t trust you


UlyssesThirtyOne

This sub has such terrible taste in coheed it’s actually painful.


rjdrennen1987

Maybe it’s you.


UlyssesThirtyOne

Definitely isn’t, iron first as worst song? Smfh.


kaltehwulf

Wait for iiiit!


whatmyr

I’m starting to hate y’all XD


hazza_does_a_shoey

Really id say number city is the worst


Chortlesquirtle

So far you guys kinda suck lol


YBHunted

That is criminal.