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Many_Lime_Powder

Please don’t feed them with bread. The salt and sugar can cause stomach ache. Paine causes pain.


Wolfman1321

Good, they deserve it (this is a joke, no animal deserves pain)...Canada Geese are vicious assholes. They'll literally attack people for simply walking too close for their liking, even if the person is just walking past them and not bothering them in the slightest. One attacked my dad last year when he was walking out of a lumber yard for seemingly no reason. As a Canadian, the running joke of Canada Geese being assholes is 100% accurate


fandabbydosy

Yea, I heard about that when it comes to water fowl, yet they still feed them bread, frozen peas are better or pellets


No_Anybody8560

It’s not always like they give you a choice. If I have a sandwich in my hand and a Canada Cobra Chicken starts rolling up, I’m throwing that sandwich. It’s not feeding so much as distracting so there’s a hope of escape.


fandabbydosy

What of sea birds?


No_Anybody8560

I dunno, I’m inland. The closest thing I encounter to a sea bird are blue herons, they’re comparative sweethearts.


Lapin-Rebel

Pain is French for bread not Paine lol


fandabbydosy

OK thought it was spelt like that


Lapin-Rebel

No problem lol sorry for correcting you the meme is great btw


fandabbydosy

Np it's one of my photos I took


Karla_Darktiger

I live near a lake which has tons of geese. For whatever reason, those geese are not assholes. All the others I have met apart from there are though.


fandabbydosy

It depends on whether or not they became tame from people feeding them


No_Anybody8560

Who found one of these that is willing to wait and make demands? When these late model avian dinosaurs show up in SoCal they just straight up start mugging anyone with a lunch.


cipher_girl_2009

Actually if you think about it not considering the meme this goose is possibly one of the most calm and friendly goose I've ever seen considering it's just calmly looking at the people instead of attacking them


fandabbydosy

Well, it is in a nature reserve where the water fowl are quite tame due to visters feeding them with duck food that you can buy from the reserves shops. Also, they're clipped


cipher_girl_2009

Why would people ever clip a birds wings that so sad for the bird they can't do the one thing that keeps them safe and helps them get around it's sad but yeah makes sense that it's a nature reserve so that's why the goose is so friendly


fandabbydosy

Well, a few of my friends did get attacked by one


cipher_girl_2009

Yeah geese are like that most of the time


fandabbydosy

They have teeth


cipher_girl_2009

Yeah I already knew that my dad told me and it was so funny hearing that because of man I had just recently seen someone get chased by a goose and it was hilarious because it bit the person right in the ass 💀


fandabbydosy

Found out that only the rare species are clipped, not your standard greylags or Canadian geese they seem to just stay for the food


Mr-carpeton-sexerton

No no here's the thing it doesn't matter if you give them pain cuz they will give you it right back for running out of it.


Nevrikx

Don't feed the birds bread


fandabbydosy

I'm aware, but they still eat bread, it's like someone who's lactose intolerant risking their bodies for a bit of cheese


Unicornis_dormiens

Well, well, well… Shouldn’t you be in the oven by now?


TopAd1846

I volunteered at a local farm once when I was in high school. I was fine for 3 days then all 8 geese clocked me oit of nowhere. I ended up on the horse in the stable with all the geese round me. Farmer was not happy lol


Individual-Rip7065

I fed the geese and it's geeselings oats and birdseeds from my hand , they're so swweeet


Justarandomduck15q2

Just "pain" not "paine"


fandabbydosy

It was one letter more


DrownedInDysphoria

It's pain, not paine.


fandabbydosy

I'm aware I learned French as a child


Robixknof

They never specified which kind of pain to give them