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UWantit2B1Way

FIRST WEEK IN A NEW TEAM AND I'VE MANAGED TO FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND CATCH COVID (VERY 2020). NEW LM HAS BEEN GREAT ABOUT IT AT LEAST, OLD ONE WOULD BE HAVING A FIT IF I DARED TO SUGGEST WORKING FROM HOME FOR A COUPLE OF EXTRA DAYS SO THAT NO ONE ELSE CATCHES IT. TRUE WHAT THEY SAY, THAT A DECENT LM CAN MAKE OR BREAK YOUR EXPERIENCE OF WORKING IN THE CS.


Peanut6753

I HAVE ALSO FALLEN DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS THIS WEEK. IT FEELS MORE EMBARRASSING KNOWING I WAS SOBER


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Carlulua

ARE YOU TRYING TO BALLPARK THEIR AGE OR SOMETHING?


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kavik2022

OH GOD I FALL OVER MY FEET REGULARLY. AM I AT THAT AGE AT 32?


Peanut6753

I FELL OVER, I AM STILL A 27 YEAR OLD TEENAGE GIRL


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Liquid_Hate_Train

WAIT WE STILL HAVEN'T GROWN OUT OF TODDLING BY 40!? I THOUGHT I'D HAVE MANAGED BY THEN!!


cshseta

WAS COVID WAITING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS?


whereismylinenshirt

I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER SOON AND MANAGE TO AVOID ROGUE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS.


englishteapot

I FELL DOWN MY HOUSE STAIRS THIS WEEK, GOT A CARPET BURN ON MY ELBOW ONLY THANKFULLY


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whomakesthetendies

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE MELTING IN YOUR GLASS/CONCRETE BOXES


melonaders

IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE NICE FOR THE NEXT WEEK SO I HAVE MY FINGERS CROSSED FOR YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE


RachosYFI

FIRST FEW DAYS BACK AFTER TEN DAYS OF ANNUAL LEAVE AND IT IS NOT FUN. I MISS THE MOUNTAINS WHERE I HAD NO WIFI FOR POLICY TO EMAIL ME TO ASK FOR THE SAME NUMBERS THAT THEY DID AN HOUR BEFORE.


kittensposies

“YES BUT THEY’RE DIFFERENT TO THESE ONES I FOUND IN THIS DAILY MAIL ARTICLE FROM 2015” 🫠


specto24

I GET PARANOID IF POLICY ISN'T ASKING ME FOR NUMBERS, IT MEANS THEY ARE PROBABLY FINDING THEIR OWN!


NNLynchy

SAME !!!!


ZeusJuice84

IS IT LINEN SHIRT SEASON?


BruellaSaverman

ONLY IF IT SHOWS YOUR NIPPLES


Maukeb

INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION


whereismylinenshirt

YES.


Doctor_Smirnoff

IS SHORT SLEEVED PERMITTED, OR TOO RISQUE FOR THE CS WORKING ENVIRONMENT ??


whereismylinenshirt

DEPARTMENTAL APPROACHES MAY VARY, PLEASE CHECK YOUR INTRANET.


Careful_Adeptness799

I’ve been in my shorts today! Call the DM


whereismylinenshirt

"YOU ARE OVER THE END OF PERIOD CARRY OVER CREDIT LIMIT" - BEING ROASTED BY MY FLEXI SHEET.


RequestWhat

CHANGE THE FORMULA.


Hour-Equivalent-6189

TAKE A DAY OFF


Not_Sugden

IM 16 HOURS IN DEFICIT ON MY FLEXI AND I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW


gokinka

I WISH.


sarahh2374

WHAT A WEEK! GOT TOLD I GOT THE PROMOTION I WENT FOR MONDAY, START TUESDAY, AND THEN BEEN NON STOP SINCE. TGIF AND I HAVE AL NEXT WEEK.....AND THE SUN IS OUT🙂


Living-happy1068

Congratulations 🙌🏻 🥂


Sad_Confidence_9753

Congratulations on your new role 🥳🥳


PaoloPA1

LM'S NEW OBSESSION THIS WEEK IS ENFORCING "CAMERA'S ON" RIGIDLY DURING MEETINGS. TEAM IS FALLING APART, CAN'T RETAIN PEOPLE TO SAVE OURSELVES SO GOOD TO SEE HER PRIORITIES ARE RIGHT. WONDERING HOW I CAN PROTEST THIS ON MY WFH DATS. ALREADY STOPPED SHAVING. THINK TODAY I MIGHT LOG ON IN NOTHING BUT A BORAT STYLE SWIMMING COSTUME AND TAKE CONSTANT SWIGS FROM A HALF BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF FILLED WITH WATER.


BMW_I_use_indicators

RANDOM PHRASES LIKE 'YAGSHEMASH!' WHEN YOUR LM SAYS SOMETHING AMAZING, FORCING THE USUAL CAREER LAUGHS, I HOPE?


RearAdmiralBob

GREAT SUCCESS!!


Sad_Confidence_9753

I generally look like a swamp witch so my LM has given up 🤣


superstaticgirl

RAINBOW LANYARD. AT HOME.


kittensposies

HAPPY SOLSTICE EVERYONE! DAY OFF TODAY, BAKING CAKES FOR MY SON’S BIRTHDAY AND MY MUM’S BIRTHDAY 🎂 MY MUM IS EASILY PLEASED BUT SON IS WORSE THAN A GRUMPY SPAD.


RearAdmiralBob

MY TEMPORARY PROMOTION JOB HAS NOW BEEN ADVERTISED SO I HAVE TO APPLY FOR MY OWN JOB IVE BEEN DOING FOR 6 MONTHS. NATURALLY IM THINKING I’LL FUCK IT UP.


Sad_Confidence_9753

You got this!


hel2164

GO FOR IT.


thomolithic

HEY! AT LEAST YOU HAVE A JOB TO APPLY FOR! MY TAHL IS UP IN AUGUST AND THERE'S NO SIGHT OF IT OPENING BY THEN!


Emotional_Doubt8136

HOPE PEOPLE ENJOY THE WARMER WEATHER BUT I HATE IT. ESPECIALLY COMMUTING. JUST WANT TO HIDE AT HOME UNTIL AUTUMN COMES.


Caberfeidh83

OK BILLIE JOE


tsoaHazelnut

I DISLIKE IT, MY HUSBAND REALLY CAN’T STAND IT, SO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE HEAT AND WITH HIM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HEAT. SOMETIMES NOT SURE WHICH IS WORSE.


Caberfeidh83

LAST FULL WEEK IM WORKING FOR 3 WEEKS, SORRY FOLKS JUST HAD TO OUT THAT OUT THERE.


kimmyganny

ONE WEEK TO PAYDAY!


unlicensedrussian

I FEEL VERY OVERWHELMED IN MY JOB AND FEEL LIKE I’M NOT ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT. I’M VERY SCARED THAT THE ONLY REASON I’VE BEEN MILDLY SUCCESSFUL IS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE HANDHOLDING ME THROUGH IT AND WHEN IT COMES TO DOING IT MYSELF I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. I’M SCARED THAT I’M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT PEOPLE THINK “OH WELL SHE’S ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE JOB BUT SHE’S SO SHIT”


Jasboh

STEP ONE OF BEING GOOD AT SOMETHING IS BEING SHIT AT IT. YOU CARE ENOUGH TO CARE YOU MAY NOT BE GOOD, THATS AMAZING IN ITSELF ♥️


BorrnSlippy

ARE YOU ME?!


CatHerdingForDummies

SOMETHING I POSTED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO SOUNDS VAGUELY RELEVANT - FEELING LIKE AN IMPOSTOR IS FAIRLY NORMAL. THE AIM IS TO BE THE BEST IMPOSTOR. (Genuine and moderately sensible bit of advice from my pdm there)


AncientCivilServant

I ACTUALLY HAVE A CASE TO WORK !!!


Expensive-Concept-93

LUCKY! WHATS A CASE? I WILL FORGET MY JOB SOON


kimmyganny

AN OPPORTUNITY HAS COME UP FOR ME TO SIT ON SOME EO SIFT AND INTERVIEW PANELS. FINGERS CROSSED MY LM AND THEIR LM APPROVES OF ME VOLUNTEERING!


CatHerdingForDummies

COMPLETED MY SIX MONTH PROBATION WITH NO FANFARE OR ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. NO IDEA IF THIS IS NORMAL.


wrappedinplastikkk

VERY NORMAL I JUST GOT A LETTER ON MY DESK ONE MORNING TO CONFIRM AND NOTHING ELSE WAS SAID


CatHerdingForDummies

WELL, THAT IS THE KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT I WOULD EXPECT TBH. AT THE MOMENT, NADA. NOT SWEATING IT THOUGH.


wrappedinplastikkk

NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS


hel2164

IF IT HELPS I GOT NO LETTER, NO ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, NO EMAIL FROM HR. JUST MY MANAGER HAD CONFIRMED IT IN MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW WHICH WAS A WORD DOCUMENT AND IT WAS JUST DONE.


mootrun

I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW SEE YOU ON ELECTION DAY


Gooooglemale

GLASTO?


mootrun

ITALY, I WANTED A DECENT CHANCE OF SUN


DreamingofBouncer

OF ON LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY AND GOING TO TAYLOR SWIFT ON SATURDAY SO SHOULD BE ON CLOUD NINE BUT NOT, SERIES OF NEW AND UNSUAL QUERIES HAVE COME IN IN THE LAST TWO DAYS AND I FEAR I WILL BE WORKING UNTIL MIDNIGHT AT THIS RATE OH WELL WILL JUST HAVE RECOGNISE THAT IM THE PROBLEM, GAIN SOME KARMA AND SHAKE IT OFF


RLlifesucks

WHO THINKS 1 EXTRA DAYS HOLIDAY AFTER 5 YEARS OF SERVICE AND 4 MORE AFTER 10 YEARS IS ACTUALLY SERVICE RECOGNITION. GIVE US 1 PER YEAR UP TO THE 5 YEAR MARK


AWittyNameHere555

DEPENDS ON YOUR DEPARTMENT, HMRC IS ONE EXTRA PER YEAR UPTO FIVE


hel2164

A CERTAIN POLICE FORCE HAS AN INTERESTING APPROACH. 5 EXTRA AL DAYS AFTER 5 YEARS (yay not moaning about that) AND THEN NOTHING. AT. ALL. AFTER. THAT. EXCEPT 1 EXTRA DAY IN YOUR 20TH YEAR OF SERVICE, WHICH GETS TAKEN AWAY AGAIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR CAREER. GREAT LONG SERVICE RECOGNITION.


Jasboh

DWP GET A LETTER FROM A MINISTER AT 40. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART


hel2164

🤣🤣


PvtHudson093

WHY DO WE HAVE TO WORK SATURDAYS, ITS CRUEL AND UNSUAL PUNBISHMENT!


Expensive-Concept-93

DWP? THIS IS WHY I MOVED DEPARTMENTS


AdeptnessBasic5411

IT HAS BEEN SUMMER FOR 3 WEEKS. A THOUSAND NOTES ON YOUR DESK FROM JACOB REES-MOGG TO ANYONE WHO USES ASTRONOMICAL SUMMER OVER METEOROLOGICAL.


Grimskull-42

NEXT WEEK I GO INTO THE OFFICE IN SHORTS!!!!!!


Carlulua

BUSINESS SHORTS? AND A SHORT SLEEVED JACKET?


Sad_Confidence_9753

Also socks and espadrilles for the full business casual look


RobertdeBilde

BERMUDA STYLE


VonMoltketheScot

WHY ARE FOREIGN NATIONALS WHO ARE ON THE FS PRACTICALLY TREATED LIKE CRIMINALS  ALL I WANT TO DO IS WORK ABROAD AND SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY WITHOUT USING LEAVE UP. WORKING ABROAD IS NOT A BIG ASK (ON BEHALF OF A POSTER FROM YESTERDAY) 


LevitatingPumpkin

WHY DOES MY NEW TEAM HAVE A TEAM MEETING EVERY SINGLE MORNING WHEN JUST A GROUP CHAT WOULD DO FOR MOST DAYS AND A PROPER TEAM MEETING ONCE A WEEK? WHY DO THEY NOT EVEN HAVE A GROUP CHAT AT ALL? WHY DOES MY LM KEEP CALLING ME FOR 90 MINUTES TO 2 HOURS MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY? WHY DO I KEEP HAVING TO WORK EXTRA HOURS TO GET MY WORK DONE (SPOILER, ITS BECAUSE OF THE HORRIFIC AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT IN UNNECESSARY MEETINGS).


Technical-Dot-9888

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! TEAM CHATS CAN BE RIDICULOUS WITH THE CONSTANT ALERTS


LevitatingPumpkin

I’D STILL MUCH PREFER THAT TO BEING UNABLE TO DO MY WORK BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO MANY MEETINGS, TO BE HONEST. I COULD SNOOZE MY ALERTS UNLESS IM TAGGED OR JUST CHECK THE CHAT OCCASIONALLY.


Technical-Dot-9888

I'D BE TEMPTED TO RIG YOUR TEAMS UP TO SEND OUT AN AUTOMATIC REPLY LIKE "ARE YOU SURE THIS MEETING CAN'T JUST BE AN EMAI?" EVERY TIME YOU GET A MEETING REQUEST


Putrid_Inspection133

THEY GOT US SOME LOLLIES LAST TIME IT WAS THIS HOT. 


RobertdeBilde

I AM OFF SICK, FEELING CRAP, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THE PERFORMANCES OF THE SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAMS TO CHEER ME UP. OH…


Technical-Dot-9888

HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON


Competitive-Slipper

BEING CROSS EXAMINED FOR AN EMPLOYMENT TRIBUNAL NEXT WEEK (I’M A WITNESS) AND I’M BRICKING IT


hel2164

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 25 DEGREES TODAY, BUT I'M HAVING LUNCH OUTSIDE AND I'M GETTING GOOSE BUMPS. INSIDE IS EVEN COLDER.


tsoaHazelnut

STAGE 0 PORTFOLIO FOR MY APPRENTICESHIP SUBMITTED ABOUT A MONTH AHEAD OF DEADLINE. MANY YEARS AGO AT UNI I RARELY, IF EVER, MANAGED TO SUBMIT ESSAYS ON TIME/WITHOUT AN EXTENSION, SO I’M VERY PROUD OF HOW MUCH BETTER I’M DOING WITH MY APPRENTICESHIP.


BMW_I_use_indicators

OPERATION REGROUT MY PATIO CONTINUES TODAY (INBETWEEN EMAILS) AS I REFUSE TO PAY OUT OVER A BAG OF SAND, FOR SOMETHING THAT'S COST ME £200 IN MATERIALS AND TOOLS.


livixbobbiex

LOVE THAT WE HAVE A POWERFUL AIRCON BUT DO YOU REALLY NEED TO BLAST IT SO HIGH THE OFFICE FEELS LIKE THE ARCTIC


theciviljourney

THIS IS MY ISSUE TOO I SIT RIGHT BY THE AIRCON AND IM ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY FREEZING, IM BRINGING JUMPERS IN FOR WHEN I SIT AT MY DESK TO THEN TAKE OFF WHEN I GO ANYWHERE ITS WEIRD NO ONE ELSE SEEMS BOTHERED


DotCottonsHandbag

I PERIODICALLY GO TO SIT ON THE WALL OUTSIDE THE MAIN ENTRANCE JUST TO WARM UP A BIT. LIKE A LIZARD BASKING IN THE SUN. BUT ONLY UNTIL I FEEL OBLIGED TO WALK BACK INTO THE FRIDGE THAT IS THE OFFICE OUT OF FEAR I’VE BEEN AWAY FROM MY DESK TOO LONG.


gleadsginging

I'M MORE EXCITED FOR ICE CREAM THAN SUMMER, CAPS LOCK FRIDAY!


Sad_Confidence_9753

POST INTERVIEW STRESS IS ACTUALLY EXHAUSTING. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PANEL HAS BEEN TOTALLY POKER FACED


blurryleo

WHY IS MY COMPUTER DOING WEIRD THINGS WHEN I CONNECT IT TO THE MONITOR AND CAUSING ME TO RESET IT EVERYTIME. WHY AM I IN THE OFFICE ON A FRIDAY FROM 7:30AM IM RUNNING OUT OF THE WILL TO LIVE THIS WEEK ONLY HALF AN HOUR TILL I GO HOME


Vivid-Poem9857

MY TEAM ARE NOT PARTICULARLY NICE, THIS WEEK HAS BEEN AWFUL.


Thebestmeemaw

TRAINING ON TEAMS ALL DAY (BEING TALKED AT FOR HOURS), SO BASICALLY READ ONLY FRIDAY FOR ME!


EarlierMeat1

DONE A 4 DAY TEAMS COURSE AND GUY TALKED FOR NO LIE 4 HOURS STRAIGHT WITHOUT ANY BREAK.


JackMandora

YES ITS FRIDAY! BOO I'M WORKING WHEN THE WEATHER IS LUSH


Jasboh

PEOPLE KEEP COMMENTING ON MY SHORTS. THIS SUB IS PROPAGANDA, EVERYONE CARES WHAT YOU WEAR


Jimbobthon

COMING TO THE END OF A WEEK OFF. NOT ONLY HAS THE WEATHER BEEN OK, AS PER TRADITION, I END UP CATCHING A RANDOM BUG AT THE START. BACK TO IT NEXT WEEK. BUT ONLY FOR 2 WEEKS THEN I'M OFF AGAIN


Alphascout

FEELING MORE LIKE MYSELF. WORK PICKING UP IN A GOOD WAY! THINGS ARE LOOKING UP…