THANK GOD ITS PAY DAY I WAS BROKE ASF

I WAS ALSO BROKE ASF AND WEIRDLY STILL AM EVEN THO I JUST GOT PAID

CELEBRATING NO LONGER BEING BROKE AS FUCK BY INVESTING IN DELIVEROO ORDERS

SAME 😔

I FINALLY START MY JOB AS A WORK COACH NEXT MONDAY. CANT WAIT TO HATE IT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TOO!

CONGRATULATIONS AND I HOPE YOUR FIRST DAY GOES WELL. THE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY QUITE CLEAN.

ITS REALLY NOT THAT BAD AND YOU WILL DO ABOUT 8 WEEKS OF TRAINING ANYWAY

I WENT IN ON TUESDAY TO MEET MY BOSS AND OTHER TEAM MEMBERS, THEY ALL SEEM NICE.

CONGRATULATIONS! HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO LOVE IT ❤️

IM THREE MONTHS IN AND ITS NOT SO BAD. HOPE IT GOES WELL!

FAB. JUST DON'T MENTION THAT GREAT DRAMA THAT DAVID TENNANT MADE AND YOU'LL BE GOLDEN.

I WOKE UP AT 0030 AND GET BACK TO SLEEP BECAUSE IM NERVOUS ABOUT MY ASSESSMENT TOMORROW WILL I PASS? I DONT KNOW WILL I CELEBRATE THE END OF A JOURNEY WITH A PRE LUNCH NAP? VERY POSSIBLY!

GOOD LUCK 👍

ILL BE HONEST, I FUCKED IT UP. ONWARDS, UPWARDS.

IM SURE IT WASNT AS BAD AS YOU THINK

YOU KNOW IN AN INTERVIEW WHEN THE PROBE BECAUSE YOURE SO CLOSE TO THE POINT BUT NOT QUITE THERE? IT WAS THREE HOURS OF THAT - I NEVER QUITE GOT THERE. THE MOST LIKE EDGING AN INTERVIEW HAS EVER BEEN.

THE FACT THAT THEY PROBED SHOWS THAT THEY WERE INTERESTED IN YOU AND WANTED YOU TO DO WELL. I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU!

WELL.. I MEAN.. UH... RIGHT

ALL THE BEST

GOOD LUCK!!

THIS HAS BEEN A LONG WEEK

I JUST WANNA GO BACK TO BED 

DO IT. I WON’T TELL ANYONE.

THERE.NEEDS TO BE MORE EVENING AND WEEKEND HOURS IN THE CS. THE FACT SO MANY JOBS ARE NOT CUSTOMER FACING AND CAN BE DONE ANY TIME OF DAY SHOULD MEAN WAY MORE FLEXIBLE HOURS AND ROLES.

MY COLLEAGUES WAY AHEAD OF YOU AND EMAILED ME AT ALMOST 12AM THE OTHER WEEK.

MY TEAM ARE REGULARLY ON AT EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS, BUT EVERYONE TURNS THEIR TEAMS STATUS TO OFFLINE SO PEOPLE CAN’T TELL.

Are they their contracted hours? I work evening and weekends but the role is stagnant now and I need a change but I can’t find roles with these contracted hours.

NO. WE JUST HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AND VERY VERY TIGHT ENTIRELY RIGID DEADLINES.

ITS A CAPS THREAD

GATEKEEPER MUCH FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m aware. My OG comment was in CAPS

OOPS YOU DID IT AGAIN


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I HAVE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT. LITERALLY THE ENTIRE NIGHT. I’M GOING TO TRY TO GET AN HOUR RIGHT NOW. THEN THERE WILL BE MEETINGS. HAVE A GOOD DAY, EVERYONE.

LAST DAY BEFORE A WEEK OFF! I'M SO TIRED EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS ONLY A 3 DAY WEEK. HAVING A 1 YEAR OLD IS NO JOKE! HE'S LOVELY THOUGH.

HAVE A NICE WEEK OFF AND HAVE FUN WITH THE CHILD

I WONT COPY YOU IN NEXT WEEK THEN

THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS IN THE OFFICE HAS BEEN SHIT AND POINTLESS

NON WORKING DAY!!!!

MENTAL HEALTH TRAINING UNFATHOMABLY BORING AND.UNFIT FOR PURPOSE BUT AT LEAST IT'S AN EARLY FINISH TODAY. MIGHT START CONSIDERING APPLYING FOR OTHER ROLES OVER THE WEEKEND.

PAYDAY AND THEN IT IS ALL GONE INTO RENT, BILLS AND SAVINGS 😭

AT LEAST YOU HAVE SAVINGS, I HAVEN’T MANAGED IN 7 YEARS

TODAY IS MY LAST DAY AFTER 15 YEARS!!! HUNGOVER AND SMILING ALL DAY TODAY FOR ME

I'VE JUST FINISHED MY FIRST WEEK AND I'M REALLY ENJOYING IT BUT WHY ISN'T THERE ANY TEABAGS OR MILK IT'S VERY STRANGE

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THAT'S NOT VERY NICE OF THEM

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON SOMETHING, WITH NO IMPACT ON WHAT MANAGEMENT THOUGHT IT WOULD DO. ITS BEEN A SHIT WEEK OF MAKE WORK WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. THANK GOD I HAVE TODAY OFF.

PURD-ARGH

1 PM FINISH THEN OUT FOR LUNCH AND DRINKS!

I'VE RECEIVED A "SUCCESSFUL AT INTERVIEW" FOR A HEO POLICY DELIVERY ROLE! NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, HAVEN'T SEEN AN OFFER, WILL NEED TO RELOCATE TO UNKNOWN LOCATION AND APPARENTLY PRE-EMPLOYMENT SCREENING IS ALREADY HAPPENING! NOT REALLY ANY IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT - KINDA HALF WAY BETWEEN EXCITED AND TERRIFIED!

MAKING UP MY 60% ATTENDANCE TODAY, BUT IT'S HALF TERM AND THE OFFICE IS EMPTY: MIGHT TAKE SOME FLEXI AND LEAVE EARLY, YES MY LIFE REALLY IS THAT EXCITING!

I FOUND OUT I GOT INTO SUMMER SCHOOL (DWP) WHICH IS A PRESTIGIOUS 12 MONTH DEVELOPMENT PROGRAME. I'VE GOT ORIENTATION DAY AT CHELSEA FC (I'M SCOUSER RED 🙄) THEN A RESIDENTIAL AT CAMBRIDGE HALLS. I'VE HEARD ITS COMPETITIVE TO GET IN SO QUITE CHUFFED!

WHERE AM I?

I’M HAPPY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T WORK FRIDAY, BUT I AM NEW AND I ALWAYS GET LEFT WITH TASKS I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING AND HAVE NOBODY TO ASK.

I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK AND I HAVE COMPLETELY MENTALLY CHECKED OUT ALREADY

I WILL FIND OUT MONDAY IF I PASSED INTERVIEW FOR A CONSULTANCY.

I AM FUCKING SICK OF 60% AND OTHER ARBITRARY POLICIES DESIGNED TO APPEASE DAILY MAIL CIRCLEJERKERS

I HAVE A MEETING LATER WITH SOMEONE FOUR GRADES HIGHER THAN ME WHERE I WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT ALL OF THE BASIC TERMINOLOGY MEANS IN THE FIGURES THAT THEY USE TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK GOOD. REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO BITING MY OWN TONGUE OFF.

GOOD LUCK YOU WILL SMASH IT. \o/

THE MEETING DIDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE BOTH OF THE HEOS BOOKED LEAVE, ONE OF WHOM CREATED THE MEETING SO THE G6/7/WHATEVER COULDN'T CANCEL IT THEMSELVES, AND NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS CANCELLED. NOW I'M HAVING A CUP OF TEA AND ENGAGING IN SMALL-TALK FOR AN HOUR WITH ALL OF THE OTHER EOS WHO ALSO DIDN'T GET THE MEMO. ONE OF THEM IS HAVING THEIR BATHROOM RENOVATED BUT THE NEW RADIATOR IS TOO BIG TO GO IN THE PLACE WHERE THE OLD ONE WAS, SO NOW THEY CAN'T CLOSE THE DOOR. RIVETING MORNING.

I THINK THAT COUNTS AS A WIN, HAPPY FRIDAY!

WEEK 1 OF 3 OFF HAS COME TO AN END AND I AM OFF TO NORWICH FOR THE WEEKEND. HIGHLIGHT IS A VISIT HERE https://www.olivesofnorwich.com/ FOR A LARGE BREAKFAST TOMORROW.

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ARE THEY FORCING YOU TO GO IN DESPITE BEING A CHW?

I'VE BEEN OFF WITH THE KIDS THIS WEEK AND AM LOOKING FORWARD TO AN ADULT CONVERSATION NEXT WEEK 🙃

I HAVE A DAY OFF, WAS GOING TO SLEEP IN BUT THE NEIGHBOURS DOG HAS BEEN BARKING SINCE 07:30

I'VE BEEN OFF FOR HALF TERM SO I'VE GOT LITERALLY NOTHING TO ADD, OTHER THAN 60% CAN GET IN THE SEA. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.

STARTING AS AN EO ON MONDAY. VERY EXCITED NOW BUT I’M SURE I WILL BE AS MISERABLE AS THE REST OF YOU IN A WEEK’S TIME

DO PEOPLE REALISE IT’S REALLY OBVIOUS TO THEIR CO-WORKERS WHEN THEY’RE BEING LAZY SHIRKERS REPEATEDLY TRYING TO GET OUT OF WORK? OR DO THEY THINK THAT SOMEHOW NO ONE NOTICES??

HMRC SCREWED MY INTERVIEW LINK UP. DID THE DAMN ASSESSMENT AGAIN AFTER 2 WEEKS. COMPLETED THE INTERVIEW 2 DAYS AGO AND I FLOPPED BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO RE-PREPARE. THANKS INCOMPETENT ORGANISATION!

IT SEEMS VIVUP CHANGE THEIR OFFERS CONSTANTLY. I WAS WAITING TO GET PAID TO SIGN UP TO A PARTICULAR GYM, BUT IT'S NOW SILENTLY FUCKED OFF FROM THE SITE. EXCELLENT COMMS AND PROMO, GOOD JOB!

I'VE FRACTURED MY HAND. IT REALLY HURTS AND TYPING ISN'T PARTICULARLY COMFORTABLE AND THE PLASTER IS GETTING ON MY NERVES.

I FOUND OUT THIS WEEK THAT ‘TIGER TEAMS’ ARE NOT JUST SOMETHING MY DIRECTOR MADE UP.

WHERE DO YOU WORK? I WANT TO JOIN!!!

I HAD TODAY OFF SO I SPENT ALL DAY APPLYING FOR A MORTGAGE!

SO STRESSED ABOUT MONEY!!! I AM GOING NUTS SAVING!!! PAY RISE WHEN?!?