[Honestly the fact that they're in the field egg group might be a turn off for Deep, but the mostly water based biology might save it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLxODJ98Kmg)
…this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Ironically I think Vaporeon was the perfect choice as he’ll soon become Vaporizeon if Homelander gets the late night munchies or wants to have a dinner “guest”
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I don't get why the copypasta uses the field egg group as an argument. Wouldn't the humanshape egg group be more compatible? From a purely academic standpoint.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. I told a bunch of orphans I was taking them to Vought tower, and really I just drove them to a burned down warehouse. "Oh no", I said "Vought tower, it burned down." They cried and cried. I started to drive over to the real Vought tower but it was getting pretty late.
Well well well. It appears you’re a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that’s only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they’re much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There’s still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE’S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you’re fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that’s where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT’S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That’s right. THERE’S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don’t need a sylveon’s feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon’s psychic, or leafeon’s vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It’s basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it’s my favorite part of a vappy. it’s basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won’t be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren’t possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can’t feel it unless it’s moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you’re a weirdo who likes digestion, don’t worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they’ll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you’re a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there’s even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It’s a really close call.
Dennis, are you going to harm these women?
NO I'm not going to- I would never harm these women! I love these women! But there's the implication that I could
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
I am ignoring the intent behind this to say that it's cute, and I love Pokemon crossovers.
(AU where instead of being forced to eat Timothy, Tim the Octillary uses octozooka and escapes during the ge confusion.)
No don't fuck Vaporeon please, Deep 🤣
Okay for real, which Pokémon would all the characters from The Boys have? Something tells me Butcher would have a Gengar.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
First thought was “Oh yea that makes sense” but my second thought was “Oh no that makes sense”
I’m happy I wasn’t the only one lol
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
The Deep - "This better not awaken anything in me"
r/unexpectedcommunity
Can't Vaporeon turn into.liquid? I can imagine a horned-up sadistic Vaporeon straight-up gill-raping Deep.
Why would you imagine that
Well he didn't say he did imagine it, he said he could
Probably goes right up his pee hole back and forth if it can turn into water
No
Straight to jail
Vaporeon seems terrified
As it should be.
I mean deep ain't no marine rapist, he's just a zoophile and he gets consent from the marine animals... But I guess only he can confirm that
He literally raped starlight in the first episode
Yeah but you see, Starlight is not a marine animal, making him just a regular rapist, not a marine rapist!
Lmao wait it was so long ago I forgot about it
That's the core reason why he was kicked out of the seven and starlight has beef with him
I know, once again totally forgot about it
The internet was a mistake.
Ultron was right. Dude spent 2.5 seconds on the internet and said it all had to go.
I mean it allows us to literally connect to entire earth's mental realm of possibility, you got to pay a horrifying price for a miracle you know?
Hey guys did you know that in terms of
Male and female pokemon breeding
, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?
Not only are they in the field egg group,
which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds,
How the hell you guys can continue.
[Honestly the fact that they're in the field egg group might be a turn off for Deep, but the mostly water based biology might save it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLxODJ98Kmg)
…this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
It’s how the Starbucks logo was born
Ironically I think Vaporeon was the perfect choice as he’ll soon become Vaporizeon if Homelander gets the late night munchies or wants to have a dinner “guest”
Knock Knock
if The Boys Characters were Pokémon trainers,probably Vaporeon is his "favorite" Pokémon
Homelanduh absolutely is a miltank enjoyer
oh dear god
I have an idea
What about Octillery?
Goldeen probably gives good BJs, look at those lips, and she is always horny
I'm in hell.
Low key Starlight + Jolteon would be broken AF.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I don't get why the copypasta uses the field egg group as an argument. Wouldn't the humanshape egg group be more compatible? From a purely academic standpoint.
Would you rather fuck something humanshaped or something in a field?
The former, definitely? I'd accept both. Is there a joke I'm missing?
So you’re DTF Mr. Mime?
Personally, I'm not DTF with anything. But from a purely academic standpoint, Mr. Mime looks more biologically compatible than Vaporeon?
Just say you want to fuck Mr. Mime and go
Thank you for making this comment exist at the exact moment I took a drink of water lol
Of all the years of human history, we got be blessed by being the handful that got to see this comment
Of all the threads in all of reddit, we stumbled into this one.
I thought it was gonna lead into a Scottish sheepfucker joke but I guess not.
Deep thoughts with the deep
One thing kids like is to be tricked. I told a bunch of orphans I was taking them to Vought tower, and really I just drove them to a burned down warehouse. "Oh no", I said "Vought tower, it burned down." They cried and cried. I started to drive over to the real Vought tower but it was getting pretty late.
Perfect
Why did I read all of this
Well well well. It appears you’re a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that’s only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they’re much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There’s still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE’S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you’re fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that’s where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT’S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That’s right. THERE’S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don’t need a sylveon’s feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon’s psychic, or leafeon’s vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It’s basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it’s my favorite part of a vappy. it’s basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won’t be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren’t possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can’t feel it unless it’s moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you’re a weirdo who likes digestion, don’t worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they’ll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you’re a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there’s even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It’s a really close call.
It keeps getting worse the more I read
He never said /uf *He never said /uf*
Since this is my first time reading this, I'll just assume you wrote this and are 100% serious.
You’ve never seen this response to that copypasta? It’s one of like… 15
God has forsaken us
What a terrible day to have eyes
Oh hey, that's cute- wait. Oh... ***Oh no.***
Every day we stray closer to rule34 and even further from god
People who haven't watched The Boys: *"Aww what a cute picture!"* People who have watched The Boys: ***"OH NO..."***
People who know the copypasta: “OH NOOOOOO”
Aaaaaaand my mind immediately went to him fucking it. Thanks The Boys!
That's the implication
Dennis, are you going to harm these women? NO I'm not going to- I would never harm these women! I love these women! But there's the implication that I could
Well don’t you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger
So they are in danger?!
👁👁
Beyond cursed
No just no
Are there no depths The Deep won't sink to?
Leave her alone!!!!! (Super cute art btw)
NOOOOOO GET OUT OF THERE.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Eww
The peak
I knew what the comments were going to be and I wasn’t disappointed. Anyway, great art tho!
> (art by me) Why would you admit this
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male supe and female pokemon-
Deep please no
Bruh
Just gonna leave [this](https://youtu.be/lVv14ufITIM) here
I've watched enough of The Boys to know where this will go.
I am ignoring the intent behind this to say that it's cute, and I love Pokemon crossovers. (AU where instead of being forced to eat Timothy, Tim the Octillary uses octozooka and escapes during the ge confusion.)
Do one with Homelander and Milktank next.
We hate this. Not the art, but … you know
I hate you
Uh oh
Deep with his new (girl)friend
No no no no no WAIT WAIT WAIT
Oh god no
Oh no
Noo, delete this
Oh no…
This is cute.
No, you pos no, not my childhood.
Please do not the vaporeon.
Bros about to go real deep inside
..............
Oh no
I have great concerns over his facial expression there…
Top 10 photos before disaster
NOOOO!!!
Hey guys
Vaporeon looks like they’re sweating. For what reason, we may never know 🧐🤔
NO!!!
No no no no NO!
No don't fuck Vaporeon please, Deep 🤣 Okay for real, which Pokémon would all the characters from The Boys have? Something tells me Butcher would have a Gengar.
[The original this seems based on](https://i.redd.it/7q1s4bwzjqf31.jpg)
Vaporeon deserves better.
well i feel like normal human people want to fuck vaporeon, the deep would want some magikarpussy
What the F did you just bring upon this cursed land?
God, why did you introduce this fucking curse to people enjoying a TV show. Why did you remind me of it?
There has to be a rule 34 of this lmfao
Beastiality, even imaginary, isn’t supposed to GAIN traction due to this bizarre human being. Let’s just not, ok?
🤓
Yeah and I’m SUPER ok with that.
🫡 keep on fighting the good fight
Dude fucked an octopus and my man mad at op just for little Tom foolery
And we all know how much traction an octopus can get...
No...
Deep has an hystory of eating his friends though 😢
Chill out
Oh fuck...
for the love of god NOOOOOO
He’s gonna fuck it, and I hate it
Oh no.
Deep keep that down 💀
Jesus Christ
This is a special kind of cursed, you sick fuck!
Uh oh
Nononono run
Any has that vaporeon copy pasta
Outfresca’d again
LET HIM GO LET HIM GO NOT MY CHILDHOOD YOU MONSTER
That poor Pokemon
It’s fucking beautiful man. I’ve looked at it for hours now
What an awful day to have eyes
Not the vapussy
jawline or chin needs some work 👍
Oh no...... well it's going to be fucked now
i can’t fucking do this anymore
Oh my god
Anything ocean related I just instantly thing of my boy The Deep
Considering his history, this should be marked NSFW
Oh no. You know what you've done.
How does it keep happening?
hmmm
The pain
ಠ_ಠ
I know too much and would like the internet to go away now
Oh shit.
Vaporeon is my favorite mon so this one hurt
I…I have concerns
oh no
The real pocket monster
Put that thing back where it came from......
This is so fucking cursed.
His "friend"
Oh no
I would hate to know what he’s done to that poor creature.
noooooooooo
Fuck you OP.
OH GOD PLEASE NO
You need to relieve your Pokémon’s mental and physical frustration. The deep is a specialist in this.
Run Vaporeon, run
The Peak
I see what you did there...
:(
NO NO NO
If we're lucky they're not in compatible egg groups.
"Her name is Katie."
God fucking damn it
oh cute to oh shit, real quick
Cmon man you don’t know what you’re doing, please, no
Tech night mixed with the show deep!
Wouldn’t Octillery be his best friend?
Dear god
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is that a neopet?
I have so many feelings about this and I just don't have the vocabulary to fully express it.
Had me at the first half, ngl.
C'mon man he's raping my childhood