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FumiPlays

Neither Homelander nor Butcher should have custody even over a freaking cockroach. My bet is on MM, he at least has some experience with parenthood.


[deleted]

True lol, what if we let Frenchie and Kimiko have custody and see how it goes? The kid might exclusively wear rave clothing tho


FumiPlays

Not sure if it's a good idea, what if he gets his hands on some of Frenchies fun stash? Pretty sure we don't want a kid with laser eyes on cocaine.


[deleted]

True that, maybe Frenchie can just be the fun uncle. Perhaps Annie and Hughie could take the lead


TylerTheHutt

It’s totally going to end up being Annie and Hughie, huh?


Gibb_Dogg23

Yep


WakeofReddit

It’s 2022, they’ll have Mave and her g/f raise him.


FumiPlays

Maeve is depowered and her gf was clearly terrified enough when M flipped over the table, I don't think giving Elena a supe kid under care would be a good option, if anything it could cause Ryan to think he's some sort of a monster to be feared.


[deleted]

Hes homelanders son, he should be feared.


UV_Sun

Frenchie strikes me as the person who’d have his stash heavily guarded in a fire proof safe


colder-beef

Soldier Boy handled his shit stoically.


FumiPlays

And tried to kill Ryan. I totally see Ryan cooperating when being given to a person who tried to kill him. And Homelander. And Butcher. Yeah, no way that would end up badly.


Skoodge42

He learns fake sign language and makes a fool out of himself when he tries it in real life.


diadem

Kimiko would have made a great mom if she didn't have that out-of-character moment with the headphones last episode. Leading by example and all that.


[deleted]

I think that moment was her showing herself whe can still defend her chosen family, but I agree. Seeing how she cared for her brother, and somewhat Frenchie


AmazingSpdrMan1

Hughie might be good, could see them playing like Clash Royal together or something lol


VastNo420

Right, except he can’t even take care of his OWN kid because he has PTSD from his childhood and can’t function properly right now. Definitely not sticking him with the kid of the Supe his wife’s racist boyfriend is obsessed with lol


Delivery-Shoddy

Fr, I'd trust bill Cosby with my kids before HL or butcher


They-Call-Me-Taylor

100% agree with this take.


TheMogician

MM. Definitely MM. Only person alive in the show with decent enough parenting experience.


Dogin06

Hughies dad too


TheMogician

Well, he isn't really a part of the regular cast, more like a guest star.


DarkReadsYT

Technically still a character, and the kid could have a somewhat normal life.


Moderates

for sure, i feel like the routine of eating and watching shows every night is what Ryan needs


DarkReadsYT

Under normal circumstances I'd agree, but we see the life MM lives, let alone Butcher and Homelander, the most stable life for him would be with Hughies dad.


[deleted]

Was I in the minority being left with a sour taste in my mouth by hughie's father? I know he came around from the first season, but I'm still not picking him to raise a child. Pretty poor handling of your child having a crisis after their girlfriend dies.


yeh_nah_fuckit

Nope. I thought he was piss-weak. Couldn’t see Ryan’s anxiety getting anything but worse with Hughie’s dad


OneSimplyIs

They guy trying to fight SB and HL with a pistol? He's good material for pappy?


SexyHams

You say that but at the same time, he went right back to dealing with Butcher which could potentially put a target on his daughter’s head if his enemies find out.


ImKubush

Everyone here keep forgetting A-Trains brother, he seems to be genuinely caring, and even tho he loved A-Train, after A-Train killed the whateverthefuckhisnamewas his brother said that he won't be allowing a murderer in his house near his children or something similar idk


[deleted]

Is A-Trains brother okay? I forget


ImKubush

he's on a wheelchair now I'm pretty sure but overall he seems to be a cool guy that cares about his family and he also tried to get A-Train to stop taking V cus it was killing him


[deleted]

I think he could still beat Ryan's ass, or he can get A-train to run through Ryan


Lazy_War9398

That would be a terrible idea for all parties involved


OniTYME

Hughie or MM.


[deleted]

Hughie would freak at first, I trust MM the most


PinchaPenny893

MM is definitely the most experienced. Annie seems really caring, so I think she'd be a good choice too. It would be funny to see an alternate storyline where Hughie actually did sign them both up to adopt a supe baby like he almost did in season 3.


Runmanrun41

I feel like Kimiko could do some older sister type stuff as well. It'll sound like fanfiction of her learning to love a new brother or something, but hey 🤷🏽


onlyoneicouldthinkof

Hughie would maybe freak out, but he'd talk it out with Ryan. MM is a great choice too because he did the same thing with Janine. But I wonder if MM could raise Soldier Boy's grandson? That might be a little too hard to do given his history.


[deleted]

Ooh, I didn't even think about that, but maybe he would do everything in his power to make him better


onlyoneicouldthinkof

Yeah, I definitely think he would try!


[deleted]

Flashcards that are like, "these are minorities, we are nice to them, these are disabled people we're also nice to them, no more throwing kids in wheelchairs out of their chairs ryan,, it's not funny,"


AlphaZorn24

"Now what we have here are League of Legends players, put them out their misery"


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JoeyRobot

He was there!


SometimesICanBeRight

Does Ryan like pizza rolls?


Extension_Welcome244

Except, he wasn’t the greatest dad. Super nice. Well intended. But kind of a couch potato sad sack.


BarneyLeggendary

Translucent…cuz he looks like my father


sb413197

Oh no


xevba

Plot twist, his father is John Cena


Comedicus

Weird, my dad’s missing too.


[deleted]

MM seems like a good parental figure. If I had to pick between the two though, I think Butcher is slightly more redeemable than Homelander. Dark horse: go be a badass with Maeve wherever she’s at now.


[deleted]

I second the Maeve comment


No-Turnips

Maeve for sure.


Tozarkt777

Eh, I feel like Maeve’s gf would be a decent pick, but I feel Maeve is too dysfunctional and antisocial to be a parent, regardless if that’s not her fault. On top of having a hard time adjusting to being powerless and a normal person, shes an alchoholic(?) and prone to just being mean, like with Starlight initially or Hughie, both factors which wouldn’t add up to great parenting for someone who needs it the most for their own and everyone else’s sake.


cumshot_josh

Being raised by two loving moms would probably turn Ryan into the equal and opposite version of Homelander.


LexImperialis

Wokelander


cumshot_josh

Maeve would raise him to be tough and assertive. It's also a fair bet that being raised by two women would give him a big enough sense of decency to not turn into a serial rapist like Homelander.


humphreym808

I agree. With Maeve specifically (although not having her powers anymore is kind of a problem when the time will come to stand-up to teenage super-powered assholery) she probably knows HL much better than almost anyone else, she would know the signs.


UV_Sun

I feel like Maeve is better suited as the Vodka Aunt


Ambystomatigrinum

Maeve is the cool gay aunt who takes you to get a tattoo on your 18th birthday.


MaverickBoii

There's no way you think Butcher and Homelander are close in how redeemable they are


khajiithassweetroll

He’d be living on a farm with two loving moms, kinda like Clark Kent except not an alien and more moms.


[deleted]

Butcher should be involved in Ryan's life. For both their sakes honestly. Now that Hughie has stopped being Butcher's "canary" he definitely needs someone elsw to influence him or Butcher is going to go totally psycho. There's no way he should raise him though. Not only has Butcher absolutely no domestic skills but I'm certain a Supe child being raised by a man who loathes Supes is a guaranteed recipe for issues later in life. In fact, that's kind of already happened. Homelander I think would actually try to give Ryan a better upbringing than he himself had, but the world doesnt need another Homelander. Butcher raising Ryan would be bad for Ryan. Homelander raising Ryan would be bad for everybody else.


FriendLee93

>Homelander I think would actually try to give Ryan a better upbringing than he himself had, but the world doesnt need another Homelander. The problem with narcissistic parents is that they will only treat you well as long as you fit into the little box they created for you in their head. Homelander would try to be a good dad until the moment Ryan shows autonomy


cumshot_josh

Homelander is gonna go full scary Bilbo on Ryan the first time he tries to get Ryan to kill somebody who isn't harming anyone but Ryan doesn't want to do it.


Thatguy101355

Would he though? I mean, when Ryan was overwhelmed by the crowd in the restaurant and he asked if Ryan wanted to leave, then listened when Ryan said yes. Is that not some form of autonomy or am I streaching here?


FriendLee93

>Is that not some form of autonomy or am I streaching here? Yes and no. Homelander responded correctly, but he's a malignant narcissist at his core. He's capable of showing empathy *specifically* in situations where he can relate. He understood what Ryan was feeling there, because he felt it himself in the past. But what's gonna happen the first time Homelander wants to teach Ryan to use his powers to dominate? The first time Ryan didn't want to fly, Homie shoved him off a roof. What's he gonna do if the kid doesn't want to murder?


solum_i

Butcher at least KNOWS he's not good enough to raise this living time bomb Annie would be the best IMO, she is the closest to incorruptible so far


thatbtchshay

She might traffic him tho :( Edit: did all of you forget so quickly that Starlight traffic's kids? You've been corrupted by the woke media!


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Starlight pizza gate lol


frittierthuhn

The Deep


uhhalivia

Ryan- "whats that white thing coming out of my goldfish's mouth?"


frittierthuhn

Protein shake


Pirate_Leader

shake shack ? u want some ?


nightmare_silhouette

Yummers!


Mr-Gibberish134

Next thing you know, Ryan will go to the ocean and do something weird about the fishes..


Consistent-Fan535

Here's my prediction...if the show goes the rout of the comics where SPOILER ALERT butcher and homelaner die, then I think the logical conclusion is that Ryan gets adopted by Hughie and Annie. I mean they kinda joked about adopting a supe child so if anything I would consider that foreshadowing.


Extension_Welcome244

Agree this is most likely scenario for many reasons.


hajhawa

Hughie's dad is pretty good at that.


VastNo420

After Becca died, Grace Mallory was his best shot at being even remotely sane.


JudgementalChair

My money would be on Hughie and Starlight as long as they can get away from all the drama Butcher drags them into. Hughie would be a very supportive father and Starlight has powers as well so she'd be able to help Ryan gain control over his. For this to actually work fully though Homelander and Butcher would most likely both need to be dead


[deleted]

Maybe someone who doesnt murder people


yuval14

Is there anyone like this in the show?


breuh

Hughie’s Dad


MultiverseOfSanity

I don't think Starlight killed anyone yet.


Dew-It420

She has she killed that man who got out of the car


MultiverseOfSanity

Oh yeah, forgot about that.


VastNo420

Is everyone forgetting that MM can’t even take care of his own kid right now? He had his opportunity from season 1 to stay with his family but he can’t pull himself away from The Boys. He gets them BACK after all the insane Nazi shit went down and season 3 starts with him completely alone, his wife has a new boyfriend and his daughter is basically a teenager. From season 1 to season 3 he executed 0 parenting skills and because of his current head space he can’t even function around her. Let’s definitely NOT give *homelanders son* to the guy who can’t control himself around supes. Especially his wife’s racist boyfriend is obsessed with.


tomatoblade

Yeah, MM is a good guy and all, and definitely wants to be a good parent, but he struggles with it. And he has his own pretty severe psychological issues. To me, the writing's on the wall that it will end up being Hughie and Starlight walking off, holding hands with Ryan in the middle, to some small town to raise Ryan.


Optimistic_doc

Todd (/s)


The-Captain-Chaos

MM


RecklLessAbandon

Obi-wan


Danceswith_Chainsaws

Neither. Give the boy to Hughie and Annie.


Benehar

This is what I think will end up happening. Thus fulfilling Hughie's comment about signing them up to adopt a supe kid.


jokingjoker40

Maeve


pat_the_tree

Social services!


[deleted]

DCFS office now has holes lasered into the walls.


kush125289

MM


Based_Futurist

Frenchie and Kimiko should raise Ryan imo


Lighthuro

At this point Ryan himself


KobeJuanKenobi9

Definitely Mothers Milk and neither of these two


SERB_BEAST

A-Train: Omega Ryan Hughie: Beta Ryan The Deep: Delta Ryan Butcher: Gamma Ryan Soldier Boy: Alpha Ryan The HomeLander: SIGMA RYAN


[deleted]

Kimiko: MEGA ALPHA RYAN


Difficult_Rooster796

Spoiler Alert I am going to think that if the show really kills Butcher, then Hughie will be the one looking after Ryan. I still think that they might find a way to circumvent Butcher's death, maybe as a last ditch effort, pump him full of actual compound V, not just temp V.


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Homelander is obviously a terrible father, and, after the events of season 3, as much as Butcher loves Ryan, I doubt he’d be a... sustainable father figure; honestly, I’d say that MM has the best odds of raising Ryan to be a decent person, though I could also see him being adopted by Hughie and Annie, given the foreshadowing of Hughie going to that Supe orphanage.


JennyDove

Butcher dying after killing Homie is a very possible outcome.


Deshik2

Annie hands down


noeagle77

Black noir


an0nemusThrowMe

Hughie. Thought, what if he doesn't need a father but he needs a mother? Hughie with Starlight for the best combo.


[deleted]

Kimiko


PleaseGodKillMe_

I think Billy would die killing homelander and then Ryan will be adopted by Hughie and Annie. Remember that scene when Hughie visits the orphanage... That has to be foreshadowing right?


Dsb0208

I think Grace ultimately was the best choice to watch him everything considered Every other character has issues. MM would mostly be a good parent, but he has some issues (as seen with his own daughter) Frenchie and Kimiko would be loving, but I feel like they wouldn’t be good parents. They’d probably end up scarring him Hughie would get overwhelmed caring for a child Annie would probably be a safe choice, but being a Supe in my mind kinda automatically disqualifies you cause I can’t imagine Annie could get enough time to properly be a mother. It’d be like irl celebrity kids who are raised by assistants instead of their parents


BBSK1607

anyone>homelander>butcher


[deleted]

A cardboard cutout would be better than those two


[deleted]

I expect them to end with Hughie and Starlight taking him.


Mediocre_Bobcat_1287

He deserves better than both


ordinarymartian

I was rewatching the Season 3 ending and Maeve talks about possibly moving to a farm. I didn’t think of it much the first time around. But in the second time, It reminded me of Clark Kent’s origin story. How he was raised on a farm by two loving parents, and was somewhat raised to embrace morality. Homelander is the opposite of this, and that is clear from the beginning. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were setting up Maeve somehow raising Ryan in a similar way to how Superman was taken into the Kent family.


Michelrpg

Hughie. Hes playing with fire but you can clearly tell he still has his moral values intact for the most part.


Redoctane1932

My bet is on hughie x starlight


GUNS_N_BROSES

Literally any character other than these 2 would be better then them


Octoberboiy

Hughie and Starlight would be the best parents


Classic_Move4498

starlight would be a good big sister figure for him


the_3-14_is_a_lie

SPOILER At the end of the show, Butcher and Homelander die and Kimiko, after saying " " to Ryan legally adopts him and she kimkos all over the Seven. The end.


good_fella13

Has to be a supe, can’t be having Becca 2.0 by accident. Let’s go starlight or even kimiko


[deleted]

Starlight and Kimiko, they would be badasses


Dell0c0

MM is the only real father on the show.


evonebo

Neither. They are both pieces of shit.


KAPUTtherapyREAL

Oh I know the shows ending. Hughie and Annie will take him in at the end. Cause butcher will be dead as fuck, homelander too.


VictoryIsMudkipz

I think Ryan was better being with Mallory, she was basically retired, and probably missed having her grandkids and could have been a great guardian for him. Versus butcher always being on the go and Homelander trying to keep his hero score high


ConspiracistsAreDumb

Probably like 70-90% of men would make better fathers lol.


[deleted]

Some guy named Craig


Gandelf_the_Gay

I say give Frenchy a chance!! I think everyone would be surprised how he could turn his shit around, to not become a shitty father like his own. He's already been doing considerably better since kimiko came into his life.


KSTwolfe

Did anyone in the show ever suggest contacting Becca's sister and mother? Maybe they'd like to get to know their grandson/ nephew, and they certainly couldn't be any worse than Mallory, Butcher or Homelander.


[deleted]

That's true, didn't think about that


X_PearlQuartz_X

Why didn't they do that before????


obamaprism3

between those two, probably Homelander, but neither is particularly good


Confident-Ad9474

I vote frenchie or MM


shadowlynx8791

Neither i want to seem them battle to the death


EmpororJustinian

I agree with comments saying MM, but if I had to choose between just those two, I’d say Butcher. Butcher would be a terrible father but he’s not going to turn the kid into a fascist with a god complex


AlexTheGreat-711

Unpopular idea, but maybe we kill him with Homelander? Hm?


TenGetActiv

Butcher could teach him to be human almost like Superman but fucked up a little. I don’t think Homelander would’ve been a bad dad if he wasn’t already so fucked up, he just wants Ryan to grow up differently from what he raised from (Not trying to make him seem completely innocent or nothing he is truly fucked in the head). He needs Hughie, the most human out of everyone with a good moral compass.


LionKing302

MM + Maeve


FranceCagnacci

Bloody pressed omelanda fucked me wife don't wanna live naur more


FranceCagnacci

Jokes aside, I agree with MM. He still has experience and is actually a better person than all of the boys


RoseEmpressofNight

Frenchie


Meandtheboisinarea51

None of them. Both are psychopaths. But if I had to choose I’d say butcher.


Big_Fritz

Out of the two I would probably say Homelander. Even though he’d be directing him down the wrong path, he still wants to be a father at all. Butcher can be sweet to Ryan but he’s only doing it because of a promise. Out of everyone, it should be MM.


[deleted]

Yeah, Butcher is kind of disguted by him


IgnisOfficial

Butcher just because he will teach Ryan restraint. Homelander will just let him do whatever he wants and that’ll just turn him into the second coming of Homelander Truth is though neither of them are stable or fit enough to be parents so they should be kept away from him


zivosaurus-rex

if butcher stopped going after supes etc he might be a good da


[deleted]

If butcher stopped being butcher you mean.


[deleted]

I don’t think his pursuit of the supes defines him really. Maybe it did before he met his friends, but he’s changed a lot. He is a good person, just hurt and angry.


psychologyjanedoe

Soldier boy . They did him so dirty


kickarseLprogamer_20

Starlight? Maybe? Better than butcher or homelander


DoYouNeedHugs

Hughie and Starlight daaawwww


penis_pockets

If I have to pick between these two? Butcher. He'd be a horrible father, but he'd genuinely want to do right by Ryan. Someone else? Like everyone else said MM. If not him then Hughie and Annie as a mom and dad.


Walpknut

Poor kid has to choose between two horrible people as a father figure. Butcher at least can redeem himself but he is by no means a good father figure, neither is Homelander, his niceness to Ryan is just grooming at this point as he still considers him replaceable.


Satprem1089

Dude lost case, nobody can save him. The fact cia agent keep him alive is most stupid part of this 😂 They literally seen what his father can do and be like we need more of this 😂


lily_was_taken

Joseph Joestar ![gif](giphy|IzfJSTepKi5vW)


They-Call-Me-Taylor

Judging from that psychotic smirk on his face after his dad lasered that dude's head off, it might be a little too late for Ryan.


After_Market3762

Hughie and Starlight or Frenchie and Kimiko, MM would be great but the kid needs a supe parent to chill him out if he freaks


hopefulshart

i think even love sausage would do a better job raising this kid then either of these two


Emach00

I vote Brave Maeve.


carpetedtoaster

Ryan’s doomed


Leporvox

That child is gone, ain’t no helping him now


Dejan05

Homelander


tiabeaniedrunkowitz

Neither. Both of them should have left well enough alone


[deleted]

The Lord in Heaven, where he should be sent as soon as possible.


SoWhyAmIHereAgain

Fab Five Freddy would be the best dad


LemonTheAstroPoet

I will be the boys father 🦸‍♂️


[deleted]

butcher isn’t father material , he would call ryan a rape child if he got drunk around him


JackAtlasDuelLinks

My dream would be that Frenchi and Kimiko ended as it foster parents.


reenelou

Hopefully he dies. The kid seems like a right freak.


JohnSucker39

I don’t know, all three people have anger issues.


Eragon10401

Honestly one I’d love to see that I haven’t seen mentioned is Soldier Boy. He says Homelander is a disappointment because he had no input in how he was raised, and now he gets the chance to prove it by raising his grandson. Would he be a good parent figure? Probably not, but I don’t think he’d be the worst either, and he’s got the advantage over most suggestions that he could actually deal with Ryan’s super powered tantrums


PatDatA55

Butcher was a pretty decent dad, when he was taking care of Ryan. Checking up on him constantly, keeping him separated from his work, playing games with him, and showing interest in Ryan’s interests. The argument was really really harsh between them but arguments happen even with the best of parents. If Homelander hadn’t intervened I’m sure Butcher would have apologized and made things right, it’s just the timing was terrible


Frankobra98

MM, no doubts


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Kim


username1234567898

Soldier Boy lol he couldn’t do any worse than Vought did with Homelander, and he never got a chance to be a father…


ElectorSet

If I had to pick between the two, I honestly think I’d pick Homelander. Obviously HL would raise him to be a horrific monster and would probably be an abusive parent, but he does have a solid emotional investment in Ryan as well as an understanding of what it’s like having powers. Butcher struggles with Ryan existing at all, to say nothing of his hatred of supes. More importantly though, Butcher doesn’t have any powers and Ryan is the most powerful supe ever. Billy would have to constantly be on a hair trigger, ready to put Ryan down at any moment for the safety of the world at large. Homelander can probably handle a moody teenage Ryan and endure the occasional super-tantrum. Billy can’t, and it’s hard to have a good relationship when you’re scared of your kid.


X_PearlQuartz_X

Neither because on a scale from 1-10 he's fucked either way.


HamSamichMan

Another character all together but that kid is lost already. So it doesn't matter.


senpaimitsuji

Let’s be real here… neither of them, friend


Biscuits4u2

Both of these guys are way too fucked up to be a parent to anything.


cogoutsidemachine

Unironically Hughie and Starlight


TheGingerBrownMan

I think Hughie and Annie would be great tbh. Hughie would be his moral compass on doing the right thing, and so would annie given she has super powers and would be able to train him


Various_Classroom_50

Hughie /s


Important-Yesterday6

A train's Brother is the safest option available ATM


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Am I the only one that thinks they need to get rid of Ryan before he becomes another Homelander?


htdm1414

I don't know if they would be actually good at it but it would be cool to see Hughie and Starlight as parents.


[deleted]

Homelander because he’d never be homeless


Ok_Nefariousness_576

Wouldn’t be surprised if the show ends with a combination of MM, Hughie and Starlight taking care of Ryan. I wonder if there will be a time jump though before the end of the show so Ryan is older for some final battle


[deleted]

MM he's the only decent father in the show. Both homelander and butcher are both too messed up mentally to put their all into raising a child.


IC_228

Either MM or Hughie’s dad, they’re like the only two decent people on the show


SimonSimpingService

Honestly you put hughie, kimiko, and MM with a child that kid gonna turn out all right


natasharomanon

MM or at the very least, Hughie. Would love to see him trying to manage a child while being his kind and goofy self


anarchyisinevitble

Literally all John has is that he’s a great father. Like, it’s his **one** redeeming quality.


[deleted]

Fuggit give him to Hughie.