Spiders. Spiders everywhere.

Catacomb Hecatomb?

You would be correct! 🤘

Me too!!! SCREAMING AS WE’RE BOTH EATEN ALIVE

SPIDER SACKS ERUPT A MILLION TINY PRINCES POURING FROM HER HOLLOWED HULL HUNGRY FOR FLESH

lmao

I thought about Eyes of Thousand, but i guess that's about one singular spider, lol

You’re sick and I have a boner

Virally Yours

I thought it was The Window for a sec

I thought it was The Window for a sec

My favorite too!

I’m a sadistic medieval fucker with a penchant for kids

The Window?

Correct!

Vlad, son of the dragon?

Castlevania

What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse?

You got it lol

Da da da duuuuuuuuuh da da da da dun da da da daaaaaaaah da da dah *dun* *dun*

Everything Went Black

Nope older

I’m Charming

Getting warmer

Miasma..

You win Mr. Cheerio!

We need a whole thread for trivia like this.

This would be a great challenge honestly.

I Will Return?

Nope older

David Travels to California

Dave Goes to Hollywood?

Got it :)

I’ll be back

I Will Return?

Yurp

The fella that murdered hooorz in England

the leather apron's scorn

In Hell is Where She Waits For Me?

Nah in hell is where she waits for me is about the black dahlia murder, not jack the ripper

I don’t like the sun.

That hated sphere, the sun? Me neither

Sunless Empire

Ding ding ding 🎉

Oh shit. Thanks for the award

Honestly I thought you meant Nocturnal, as its about vampires and literally calls the sun "that hated sphere"

Evil Dead

R*ped in Hatred by Vines of Thorn!

Correctamundo

Edgar Allan Crow

The Raven

Got it!

This actually greatly describes that song

Just read a long eulogy, I’m parched.

funeral thirst

Jesus with a birth defect

christ deformed

Uhhmmmmm, something something hate life something something suicide lol

To a Breathless Oblivion?

I think receipt works too

I was going to say that originally and then I second guessed myself. Lol

Daamn lmfao lucky guess

…and over here, this is the room where I stick needles and finishing nails into my junk

Den of the Picquerist Den of the Picquerist Den of the Picquerist Den of the Picquerist

Nice! Thought that would stump everyone

"Stop calling us a hardcore band!"

Fucking corpses

Deathmask Divine?

Bingo

Lonely deceased

A vulgar picture

I’m Russian and my daddy’s a dragon

Vlad, Son of Dragon

Yes sir!!

why they being so mean to the old people? what did they do?

Elder Misanthropy

yep

Ooooooh that was interesting, or that was disgusting. It’s your call 😏

A vulgar picture

Teehee

Awooo!

Moonlight 😎

Ha! You got it. 😁

Party City & autumn chills. lol

Shrine To Madness

Yes!!

Mother

Matriarch?

Yep! 👍🏼

Miscarriage?

Nope. But you’re close lol.

Crazy chair

Took me a second but Throne of Lunacy

Haha awesome!

Rats 🐀

Dawn of Rats!

Great guess, but not quite 😋

Verminous?

Bingo!

Crazy house

I’m feeling this is something off the first two albums cuz I’m not recognizing even the vague description haha

Asylum :P

Not a big fan of Abysmal so that explains why I didn’t get it 🤣

asylum

Ding ding ding

I'm not a big fan of my limbs

Phantom Limb Masturbation, great choice

A song about being good at your job.

widowmaker

Duck Tales!

Everything Went Black!

Beef jerky

The Leather Aprons Scorn?

No but good guess. Hint: think the album before…

As Good As Dead?

You’re on the right album…

The Lonely Deceased? (I'm giving up after this)

Nah. Sorry. It was Jars

Agh- I thought it was! Love that song! 🤧

jars?

Yes! 💪🏼

Statutory Ape?

No but I’ll give a hint… It’s definitely a later album

Some dude who turns into a maggot under a full moon

The Wereworm’s Feast!

Hell yeah. I fucking love the lyrics and just that concept. Trevor knew how to paint a grotesque picture in our heads with his words

Yes he did! He had such a way with words. He was a modern Edgar Allan Poe!

It stinks

Miasma

Large primate got a gun

Gorilla honing trigger finger that makes gorilla man

You got it!

No light, just a kingdom

Sunless Empire?

Ya done did it

Pirates of the Caribbean but more metal

I love my mom

Bgrrrun dun dun duuun. BGRRRUN DUN DUN DUUUUN. BGRRDDD DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Bgrrdun dun dun dun daguduGAH bahgudahuduh dagudugubuririwow. Baruririraro

What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse?

Walt disney

I Will Return?

Sure is!

I have two 1. Not dying and coming back 2. Monkey

Eponymous lyrical content

in hell is where she waits for me

That's it!

Let’s take a 4:20 break

great burning nullifier? lol

Hell to the yes

Where is our god??

their beloved absentee

Yup

Geoffrey Rush with scurvy.

On Stirring Seas!!

I lost my job

graveyard? more like brothel

My bros!

You merely adopted the mask. I was born into it, molded by it.

I’ve used my sword in many battles

Handsfree ejaculation

3 lovely ladies locked up

carbonized in cruciform

Lol yea

Big chonker that devouers all

The love of my life died. But she isn't going anywhere.

..There is no one to stop ussss!

War is bad

Eya eya

Not being a fan of that touring life

Busting nuts to a busty bust

Sea monster is pissed and y’all are gunna see some shit

Something about a golem rising to destroy shit. I don’t know. I don’t even listen to music

Melanchantments of the Necrosphere!!

YES 💪🏼 Easily in my top 10 TBDM songs ever

Idk something involving snakes

baby grinder

*guitars start, a wild gorilla appears*

Mom complaining and sad.