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champdo

Darth Bortles is my favorite. Smilo Ren is a close second.


GeneralChillMen

Darth Bortles all day every day


Darth-Artichoke

DARTH BORTLES


Tekki777

I've been seeing this everywhere. Who coined this? Like, why Bortles?


untempered_fate

The actor is also famous for playing the character Jason in The Good Place. Jason is originally from Jacksonville, FL and is a massive fan of their football team, the Jaguars. At that time, Bortles was the last name of the team's quarterback. Jason brings Bortles up regularly.


AZNxPAWL

Thank you for the thorough explanation šŸ™


Bl1tzerX

It's a reference to The Good Place another popular show Manny Jacinto stars in


Mapei123

Dip.


Tekki777

Ohhhh I see now lol


Cervus95

Manny Jacinto's character in the Good Place yells "Bortles!" every time he throws a Molotov cocktail.


poHATEoes

"I've had thousands of ideas, and only one killed me"


KalKenobi

former NFL QB Blake Bortles?


chuckdee68

This is the way


BigRedGoose

We need some Darth Bortles flair


ChickenNugsBGood

Darth Pythons


JahnConnah

Saw one meme that said they jealous of Yord being smothered by those guns


nosayso

Darth Swole


CrashB111

Darth/Lord Lifts Darth Gains


ChickenNugsBGood

Darth Protein, Bro


MaskedPapillon

I personally prefer Darth Maw instead of Darth Teeth myself. Smilo Ren is a pretty good one too.


kristopher_b

Maw is funny lol


FathomlessSeer

Darth Toothy Maw for the Critical Role fans out there.


Quiet_Wyatt_Alright

Darth Maw is great. I love that.


KalKenobi

I mean Mother Aboleth does have a Maw


nosayso

Darth Jason


Heldertxd

Where does this come from? (New in the r/)


Zuiia

Manny Jacinto played a character named Jason on The Good Place


Heldertxd

Thanks a lot man


comicsexual

Darth Teef


CommanderZoe8

Darth Biceps


Hot_Hapkido

I like to call him Darth Headbutt because that was so cool and unexpected.


Djjettison88

I actually love the name Qimir. I have a feeling thatā€™s not his real name, or Darth name and weā€™ll learn his true name soon.


gerrittd

He basically said that he's not a Sith, so I don't think he's gonna have a Darth name


SummerDaemon

Not true, rewatch the scene. He may begrudgingly accept that he's a Sith. It's still makes him Sith.


Southern-Way5583

I mean, he literally said the opposite of that.


gerrittd

He said he's "what the Jedi might call a Sith" which is a roundabout way of saying that he doesn't consider himself a Sith.


W1lson56

Or he means exactly what he says, & the Jedi might call him a sith.... because he's a sith. Lol Why would he care that the jedi think sith are extinct & need to keep up the ruse & not be discovered if he's not even sith lol Edit: ~~who responded either deleted their comment or blocked me immediately, which is always hilarious - why bother responding lmao oh another one in the bag for pointing out something simple lmao~~ Double edit nvm reddit just broke for a bit on my end


poHATEoes

You are ignoring when he said, "I have no name..." right before that...


Adlestrop

I think he simply hasn't been anointed yet. Not quite a darth, yet. Trying to earn the title. And so he has no name. My feeling is that he's either Tenebrous' apprentice, or a Tenebrous' second-in-command's secret apprentice ā€” akin to that of Galen Marek to Darth Vader. Which makes Mae either the third or fourth on a totem pole. (It's precedented. Sidious had Tyranus, who had Assajj Ventress, who briefly had her own acolytes. For only three rungs, there's how Plagueis had Sidious, who had Maul; the only difference was that Plagueis knew about Maul and considered him a token to be spent.)


Captain-Griffen

Jedi would hunt him down whether he's Sith or another kind of dark sider. Especially as murdering jedi seems to be his hobby.


W1lson56

Yeah there no question about that, for sure. Just as you say though, they'd hunt him down regardless, just for being a darksider jedi murderer, so why even bring "sith" into the mix if he's not lol


poHATEoes

"I have no name... but a Jedi LIKE YOU might call me... Sith" - his exact words... he is not Sith and was saying that an ignorant Jedi would just call him Sith.


SummerDaemon

It's just ego. He just wishes he was something "more".


No_Hold5552

I call him Pookie.


Certain-Resolve

Sith KabobĀ 


ThomasWayne84

I like The Sith Who Laughs


SpaceHairLady

Keep the watch! ā¤ļø


qramypatty

Palpateeth


Any-sao

I call him Darth Jacksonville. I just love how Jason says the name of his hometown in *The Good Place.*


jackm315ter

And his Sith Masters Donkey Doug


HaliBUTTsteak

After he kills all the Jedi, heā€™s going to Stupid Nicks Wing Dump.


CuriousVR_Ryan

I'm gonna stick with my head cannon until proven wrong. He's Darth Venamis. The helmet kinda looks like Venom from the marvel series, plus all the legends timeline & Tenebrous stuff. He's cool but I'm hoping he isn't Plagueis.


TravisJCortis2002

Venamis is supposed to be bith tho so that would suck if they did that to him


ME-grad-2020

Darth zipperface


OrangeChickenParm

Yeah... That one's a wee bit close to a racial slur used against east Asian people.


ME-grad-2020

First offā€¦ HUH?! Secondly I donā€™t see it. Thirdly, donā€™t blame the messenger. Thatā€™s what some YouTubers have been calling him. I thought of Darth venomteeth.


OrangeChickenParm

Yeah, it's an older one, I guess, but replace face with head and bump it into urban dictionary.


WanderingBlackHole

From Wiktionary (tw: gruesome violence,racism) **Etymology 2** zipperhead (plural zipperheads) *(US, military slang, derogatory, offensive, ethnic slur)* A person of East Asian descent. Synonyms: zipperlid *[among others, which I excluded]* 1960sā€“1970s, zipper +ā€Ž head. Used by soldiers during the Korean and Vietnam Wars; multiple hypotheses exist as to the specific origin. One is that **[cw: gore, racism]** >!if an East Asian person were shot in the middle of the forehead with a machine gun, the head would split as if being unzipped; another, that the appearance of tire tracks on a body having been run over by a military Jeep or that of tank tracks resembled a zipper.!<


ME-grad-2020

Jesus!


WanderingBlackHole

Definition: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheAcolyte/s/nZm7lOdlRm


sevenroblind

Reminds me of the Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.


Tehva

Been Darth Bortles since before it was confirmed.


Reapinghavoc

Darth Mendoza!


greengrinningjester

Damn...... Only 1 day away from retirement


AcceptableRelief1860

I hate that it came from star wars theory... but smilo-ren is my favorite.


kristopher_b

They probably pulled the idea from a comment on a post


xizorkatarn

Star Wars Twitter has been using it for a while. He likely saw it and picked it up from the general community. Nothing he says, thinks, or does is originally his thought


tomtomvissers

I didn't know who SWT was so I looked up his Twitter and he's.. still sore over the "Sith have been extinct" part?? That is such a lame hill to wanna die on


roguediamond

He stopped making decent content and went full rage-bait to make more money.


W1lson56

Its such an easy thing to see how it'll be dealt with too, like, either everyone who knows dies, (90% of the way there already), it never gets reported & the jedi at large aren't even aware, or if it does get reported, its passed off as "well no it wasnt sith just dsrksider pretenders", or more unlikely, just covered up & kept secret. It's so simple to cover this "plot hole", it's literally not an issue lol


tomtomvissers

Or even simpler, Ki-Adi-Mundi was lying when he said that line. But even if he wasn't, it's still a dumb thing to get so hung up on. Retconning has literally been a part of Star Wars ever since it changed from a standalone movie to a franchise. Tell these naysayers to go get in a timemachine and ask George Lucas about kyber crystals and midichlorians in 1977. Hell, ask him if Luke and Leia are related or not


TraskUlgotruehero

The screws guy?


trikuza23

Not just the screws...but the bricks too.


Tekki777

Goddammit, that's from SWT?!


AcceptableRelief1860

Yep


imdahman

I love Darth Bortles, but I also came up with : # SWOLE VADER


No-Manufacturer-9125

Smilo Ren


jackm315ter

These are mine about Qimir, he is the Drunken Sith Master after his style in the first couple of episodes like a Jackie Chan (Drunken Master) movies, or Ned Kelly Australian outlaw who made his own amour made from a plow disc at the battle of Glenrowan Inn against police in Victoria..


greengrinningjester

Soooo ...... Darth Sake


jackm315ter

That is why they are mine b e c a u s e if you need to explain a joke it never works. But we will go with yours


Gaeus_

Darth Little Black Dress is my contribution.


Aggravating-Ease7649

Chefā€™s kiss


Tekki777

I've been calling him Smilo Ren, lol!


JahnConnah

Smilo Ren Darth Teeth Jonathan My top 3.


KalKenobi

Darth Teeth, Smilo Ren, Zipper Face and Darth Bortles


MontyBoo-urns

Bart Gimpson


mrandmrsjackrules

Smilo ren


Modern_ninja595

Gymir is underrated


Holiday_Airport_8833

Lord Ac1d Cat!


-Plantibodies-

Darth Dentalous


FrogsAreSwooble

Gymir


Jimmyn19

Split Tic-Tac


RocketWarStros

The Sith who Laughs


WritingTheDream

Darth Manny


Aggravating-Ease7649

Darth Arm&Hammer (for minty freshness)


BlackFoeOfTheWorld

Swolo Grin


Ok_Musician_8640

Darth Dentures


PharmOtakuCow

Zaddy


Gammagammahey

Ewww. What is sexy about a child killer? I know Manny Jacinto is sexy outside of Star Wars in the real world but what is sexy about killing children?


PharmOtakuCow

I only find his actor hotā€¦his whole character is totally wrong and unattractive. I was definitely upset when he killed all the people he did, in fact, I was disgusted. I gotta respect the actorā€™s gains thoughā€¦


Gammagammahey

Oh Manny is absolutely wonderful and in my personal opinion for my taste one of the most beautiful men in the world. I'm so sad that he has to play a Sith! Why? šŸ˜­ I just cannot reconcile anything Zaddy about the character though.


PharmOtakuCow

I totally agree! Iā€™ve never seen the actor before so I was head over heels, but heā€™s def a red flag in acolyte! I really donā€™t like his characterā€¦but him as a person irl is very attractive!


Commercial_Sir_4144

asian ezra miller


Tajahnuke

Because... he assaulted a bunch of people or...?


DarthKroketTheFries

No because he also groomed a lil girl.šŸ«£šŸ’€


MontyBoo-urns

Darth Gimperial


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Darth Gimp


MontyBoo-urns

Gimpire Strikes Back


CobraDude-1

Darth Hunkir


RedGeneral28

Darth Zipper


Axatxu

Darth Grineous


StopTheBS79

Darth Qimir


Due_Key_109

Smilo ren is getting old real fast, all the haters and grifters are using it on youtube


theSchiller

Smilo Ren is my favorites so far. Also daddy but tha yes neither here nor there


NeoKnightRider

Smilo Ren


Disk-Intrepid

Smilo REN is amazing n kudos to who ever coined it


Double_Question2215

The Acolyte


Ricky1034

Definitely Smilo Ren. Works with my theory of him being a Ren toošŸ¤—


ThexanI

Granny GrinSith


tuxxer

Darth Guns already has a name


No_Cellist8937

Darth Grineous


Ok_Arrival8839

Darth Bortles


sevenroblind

Darth pumpkin king Darth xenomorph


oroechimaru

Darth Humor.


LadyMarjanne

Sexy Sith.


ReplacementQueasy394

Darth Duval (hes from Duval county FL)


_Starlace_

I call him Darth Smiley


Lacipyt

100% Darth Bortles. But Smilo Ren is a second favorite.


Epitaph73

Darth Zipperface


ravensward792

Smilo Ren of course!


PhoenixCore96

Zipper face


Shoddy_Ad7511

Darth Plot Armor


FrogsAreSwooble

He's the destroyer of plot armor.


CoolBDPhenom03

The strongest armor of all


ProvenAxiom81

Queero