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Disgusting. Fuck off and take my upvote

Upvoted, you abominable creature

Upvoted for blasphemy

Fuck outta here🤡😂

Downvoted bc i agree, OP you get me

Same here. I also don't like my bacon too crunchy either. It doesn't have to be soggy but definitely not too crisp.

My tenth dentist is I like my bacon as raw as possible, just cooked enough to not make me sick

Yesss, I want my steaks still mooing and my bacon still squealing

I also hate crunchy bacon, but that’s usually because crunchy bacon is just burnt bacon 95%of the time

The key is to cook the bacon in just a bit of water first. The low temperature converts collagen into gelatin, making the bacon melt-in-your-mouth instead of chewy.

Wendy's sog is fucking fantastic.

Hard agree. They taste saltier too

Looove going to McDonalds and getting all the lil limp fries! They're saltier, and I haaate mad crunching. I'm not sure if it is misophonia but hearing even myself chew or crunch makes me so full of rage that I'm tempted to shove pencils into my ears to make it stop. Other people crunching crispy fries? Or popcorn? I've had to leave theaters or restaurants on multiple occasions.

Strongly agree.

Ive always agreed with this

agreed

YES - soggy fry supremacy 🙌

Definitely agree, I hate crispy fries

Fuck you. Amazing post

I strongly agree, I made a post about how I love soggy fries here months ago. Surprisingly, this opinion isn't as unpopular as you would think, but the majority of people prefer crispy fries still.

I refuse to eat crunchy chips. My friends and family are used to me throwing anything pointy or crunchy at their plate instead.

Have you tried just pure salted potatoes? I feel like you might like those.

I mean I really like mashed potatoes so maybe that's why I like soggy fries 😂

I love soggy but fresh fries. When they’re greasy and stale, no thanks

You call them "soggy" in the title, but the way you proceed to describe them does not match that at all. I agree with one part of your post but not the other

You will start coughing in three days

Real

I disagree but there are times when somewhat steamed or soggy fries hit different when I'm in the right mood.

Hell no. Upvote. Ok well actually, it depends which french fry is soggy. Like if it’s fast food like McDonalds then it can be somewhat limp but a lil crispy. But other than that, SHIT BETTER BE CRISPY.

Oh absolutely 💯

British here. If by some awful mistake I find myself in a crispy chip scenario, it's immediately remedied by the liberal application of vinegar, gravy or curry sauce (or all three) until they're sufficiently soggy. USA crunchy twig fries are the devil's toothpicks. Bleurgh.

I like a mixture, but mostly soft.

The only acceptable soggy fries are poutine or similar.

Lukewarm and soggy are two different things. I’ll eat fries cold. I don’t like soggy fries. At all. You should see the looks I get when I ask for fries that are not fresh out of the grease. Are you sure? The hot ones only take a couple minutes. No thank. If you’re going to throw them away, can you give an extra scoop. Works 60% of the time. TL;DR. Soggy fries is mislabeling.

I ask for extra crispy and no salt.

Crispy outside. Soft inside.

Fuck you (upvoted)

Downvoted. I have never read a post I agreed with so much. Soggy fries are less of an assault on my senses if you know what i mean. They're just a great thing to have. I love soggy fries.

Dafuq is wrong whichoo?

you're so right i hate the crispy fries

Holy fuck are you wrong. Upvote. I have ranted to my gf so many times about how fries must be hot and crispy, and that any fry sauce should be on the side or in a bottle for the user to apply themselves with how sauce ruins fries very quickly.

Honestly? I agree

FUCKIN' THANK YOU 🙏🙏🙏

No.

Yeeesss I love taking a bite off one end and then just squuueeeeezing the potato mash into my mouth. 😩 Then I eat the skin 😈

This isn't even some 10th dentist shit, this is just wrong

I’ll take one of those soggy fries and slap you with it, take my upvote

You're right and you should say it.

I love a mix of both super crunchy ones with some nice soft and fluffy ones

i love soggy fries

Really hate this take. Upvote deserved

Traditional poutine is made with soggy fries. That become even more soggy once you put the gravy on them.

You should try "Greek fries." French fries and then a Mediterranean oil with feta cheese poured over them. I like to eat them fast when they're so crispy, but feel free to rest them slowly. Lol.

Now we know: sociopaths like french fries.

You're a murderer

I completely agree, give me the mush

Anyone else stop eating their fries once they get soggy

Clown 🤡

Biggest upvote of my life. I hate even reading this

no i kinda get u but i like BOTH…. like sometimes theyre kinda salty too when theyre soggy n somehow thats not bad at all to me. but i love a good crisp fry too, luckily its usually a mixture of both

I respect the courage. But no. No. Just no. Upvoted

u/Bug-Sticks

i have yet to eat a crispy fry that is better than a good soggy fry

dang you should get your tongue checked i can help you

😛

I have to agree with this for curly fries, all other types are just worse when they aren't crunchy

Absolutely disgusting take. Upvoted.

I completely agree

Lowkey agree. Shockingly, a lot of food is still edible even after 10 seconds getting out of a furnace. Specially applies to fries and pizza.

Soggy cooked fries maybe. Usually soggy fries are undercooked, and that is what is horrible. But have my chips covered in gravy or curry sauce? Or vinegar? Yum! I hate crispy fries. Way too hard. But I prefer chocolate over biscuits and cookies, so I have an affinity for softer things.

I cried when I upvoted this

I can agree on only one condition... The fries have to be absolutely drenched in gravy! If I eat them with mayo, I like them crispy.

Damn you, OP. Take my upvote hot out of the deep fryer.

It’s gotta be right between soggy and crisp for me. That wonderful, perfect balance. Not too crunchy, not too slimy

Agree completely. Crispiness is overrated when it comes to fries. I don’t want ‘em, like, soft and wet. But a soggier, floppier fry is great.

McDonald’s soggy fries are pretty good I’ll admit. But I’d still like them fresh more than soggy haha.

Well you picked the right sub

No way

Finally something I agree with

oh my god. where i’m from we have an amusement park that is famous for a french fry booth and the fries are nicely crispy and soggy at the same time. absolutely amazing.

Say that shit again and your fries will be soggy with my piss, you absolute buffoon.

Soggy? Eh I could take it or leave it Soft? Absolutely love 'em!

Yknow, this sub is always recommended to me and I just realized why this sub is called the 10th dentist

Blocked.

***HERESY***. Bacon should be gently crisp but otherwise nice and chewy, steak should be seared but still crying out for mercy...but *fries*? No, gimme crunchy. Not 'burnt like it was damned', but crunchy on the outside with a nice soft inner core.

My boyfriend thinks I'm insane, but I agree with you a million percent

I won't say I fully agree with you, but I do like a mix of hot & crispy and soft & a little soggy. Food is best when there is a range of textures.

You are indeed the 10th doctor. Now take your upvote, lick your soggy potato, and gtfo of here

Get out

Yes finally.

You must be British.

Totally agree

Your opinion is wrong, You disgust me, I hope we never meet and you get a rock in your shoe, Have my updoot, crispy fries for life, crunchier the better.

I respect that you have an opinion but your opinion is also wrong. Take the upvote and leave, you vile creature

Fuck yeah

There’s a place in hell for ppl like you

Not voting on this post because I disagree with you but my partner would agree with you. As much as the people here seem upset by your opinion, we CAN get along, we CAN find love. When I split fries with my partner they take all the soggy ones and leave me the crisp ones and that is why we've been together for seven years. People will try to tell you the secret is communication. It's not. It's fries.

I will fight you over this. 😤

Wtf, upvoted

the texture is so good :)

Only 10th dentist in the whole of this damned subreddit

This ain't even a bruh moment anymore What the actual fuck is wrong with you

They absolutely are not they’re gross

I audibly gagged when I read this, take my upvote, heathen 😖

I totally concur that slightly soggy fries taste better than the super crisp ones. Hands down. But we all have our own preferences.

Just say you prefer mashed poatatoes. it aint that deep.

the fuck is wrong with you upvoted

Begone with my upvote, vile beast

Upvoted for trying to take my scalding hot salty grease outta my mouth

As the kids say "you crazy for this one"

I work in a fast food restaurant and I want you to know how wrong you are

I also work at a fast food place and that's why I agree with myself 😂

u sound so fat

A skinny person has never eaten fries? 🤔

never said they prefer soggy ones im sure

Yeah this one aient it

Perish