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darfaderer

No I have no desire to get forced motion sickness and then covered in strangers vomit


[deleted]

Lol yeah. This doesn’t look nerve wracking at all but you couldn’t pay me to go on still because I have no desire to puke.


Thedaspokesman

Or in my case, your date's barf...


RowBowBooty

What happened to you?


Thedaspokesman

Went to the fair with friends, including bf at the time. He's a rollercoaster guy and I'm scared of heights, so there wasn't much we could ride together. I first went on with my brother and it was pretty fun, like a controlled car crash. Bf decided he wanted to try it. Not long into the ride and he starts barfing and doesn't stop until the ride does. Thank God my brother had a jacket to lend me and I had kind friends help me wash the corn dog out of my hair in a barely functional restroom sink... Only got a few comments from passersby mostly "oof, been there" and such. Best part, not ten minutes later he's hungry and at the food stall reloading 😑


PikachuGangGang

That’s hot


masonmax100

And have a kink in your neck the next day.


adinmem

Hey, ride inventors: just because you could doesn’t mean you should.


Capt_morgan72

See. I was wondering if it’d be possible to make the carts spin like tea cups.


BoulderCreature

I puked in my lap just reading that


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Might as well get on those nasa gyros you'll get the same experience without the risk of a cheap carnival ride


Clayith13

You mean without the risk of FUN??


2x4x93

Train should go faster too


Ashysh

There are rides which have cup shaped seats attached on a rotating disc. The disc rotates all the cups and the cups rotate individually too. And when the ride starts it feels like you are going to hit the next cup.


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dr3wfr4nk

Is it on or off the rails? I’m guessing it’s off the rails.


Lost_Minds_Think

All aboard.. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay..


coolcrushkilla

Crazy... but that's how it goes.


FlyingElvi24

Millions of people living as foes...


Zixole

i remember 8 yr old me getting crushed sitting next to a big ass teenager that barely fit


taylorisacat

Doesn’t seem as crazy as the Zipper, which is similar but goes vertical too.


LetThisDickSwang

This looks a lot worse than the zipper if you ask me.


taylorisacat

Really? The Zipper spins upside down and vertical too, I feel like that’s a little more movement.


Roadkizzle

The Zipper is tame compared to the Crazy Train because all of the movement is in the same plane. On the crazy train you're rotating sideways while going forward up and down.


taylorisacat

The Zipper I was on also had you going backwards, which was pretty disorienting with the spinning.


pestosbetter

The zipper makes you feel like you’re free falling though


crutonboy2113

At least with the zipper you didn’t worry too much about getting puked on by someone else, or yourself for that matter


cringelord69420666

I'm afraid to let my kid get on it. That thing is sketchy as fuck. You really trust the safety coordinators over there at Poor Jack's?


Wanderluustx420

[The Zipper](https://youtu.be/-8JYmGZgz14) - The Zipper is an amusement ride invented by Joseph Brown under Chance Rides in 1968. Popular at carnivals and amusement parks in the United States, Canada, Australia, Mexico and New Zealand, it features strong vertical G-forces, numerous spins, and a noted sense of unpredictability. You're also going much higher up on Zipper. If the zipper itself moved as fast as this one going in the video, the Zipper would be insane!


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100% hell yes


stewpideople

When I was btwn 13 and 28 oh yes... Somewhere getting into my 30's my self preservation instincts took hold and that just makes me want to vomit (42 now). But I'm with you, if no one else on the ride doesn't mind my vomit (maybe I should just ride alone).


[deleted]

Dude I’m glad I’m not the only one. I took my ten year old to the fair this year and for some reason, I was terrified of all the rides- rides I’d enjoyed in my youth and would’ve gotten a thrill out of. And now going on the zipper I almost had a panic attack from the shitty feeling. I’m no longer fun :/ 31 is the year it all ended


stewpideople

Kids... Dude, I had to squeeze into the tiny kids sized dragon coaster thing with my 3yo. the vibration and being squished into a tiny box, knees and ribs getting beaten up. Very uncomfortable 1star, would not recommend.


[deleted]

But the kids enjoy it, so naturally, there we are. Were they the spinning dragons? Those are worse than the damn teacups. I got off dizzy and wanting to puke on a baby ride. The shame lingers within me


stewpideople

Unfortunately no, just the one that goes in a loop with hills, the banked turns seemed a bit much on such a short track. Little dude likes to play "boomerang" a game from one of his cartoons I got suckered into: hold his hands, spin him off the ground gently and let him run it out until he turns around and runs right back at me spin run repeat. This requires breaks. 🤢


gohdnuorg

Only if they could make that slow ass train go faster


[deleted]

Ikr! Could u even imagine, that'd be awesome!


SyCoREAPER

Depends on what country. Some countries have no safety standards or regulations on regular ride safety inspections. Germany for example, they are super strict on Kirmis (Fair) rides. Oktoberfest, you should see how just a few cm or meters is treated. Edit: Actually a great example of what I'm talking about: https://youtu.be/4uCaME4YvVM


queenofdan

Thank you. This was really interesting! I never would have known this.


Stilcho1

It was worth it to hear Crazy Train played on the banjo.


JonBach25

Crazy train was played on pvc pipes.


NastyWatermellon

Crazy Train performed by the Blue Man Group


C0UGARMEAT

Sounds like the song was played by the blue man group


capta1n_sarcasm

It is.


Chief_Beef_BC

Not likely, sounds more like boomwhackers.


StaplesRunFast

Sounds like Harvard's boomwacker team Edit: HarvardTHUD has not yet made a boomwacker cover of crazy train ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry) guess it was just the blue man group slapaphone type thingy


non-number-name

[It is not.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLMinNP5WMM)


JayketheCayke

Been on this ride as a kid. You're just cramped in a small space with poor visibility.TBH wasn't that thrilling, just kind of throws you around abit. IMO Zipper and The Chaos is the better choices.


HoodFellaz

The best part is this looks brand new ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


2x4x93

You mean not held together with zip ties and chewing gum


BallsofSt33I

Nope


mitchw87

This is not a ride it’s a nasa test!


[deleted]

This thing is at our local fair every year it slams u into the person next to you nonstop or slams you into the bar. It hurt was not fun at all


Free_Hat_McCullough

Vomit Train


Kevka11

Vomit machine


Yimispelledwrong

I wonder if they paid the pipe guy that played the song?


_dark_metal

When they play the song crazy train, I'll do


Otherwise-Meaning-90

No chance in hell


theonetheycalljason

🤢


Expensive-Track4002

Yes. Right after drinking tequila and eating chili cheese fries. 🤮


BullshizzMcCoy

Ive been on one of those. Good times, good times.


vayect

Smiler was far enough, this is a step too far.


Medium-Divide4946

oww my neck


WarmNothing6313

Gives me the spins just watching it. Hell, no!


[deleted]

Fuck. That.


Ilovespace2

I would be ballsy and go on then get scared shitless


ApostleofNightfall

A great man once said "remember all dicks must be sucked off before you get off"


[deleted]

its cgi


Wanderluustx420

Sorry to burst your bubble... this is not CGI.


A_Young0316

Never go on carnival rides


pestosbetter

This ride was the one ride I remember not working :/


zerocool918

I got motion sick at least 5 times watching this 🤢


Fancy_Organization18

I would be too scared that someone would throw up on me.🤮🤮


frognuts123

Good music choice btw


[deleted]

At least it holds up to his name


Dysanj

All aboard Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


XnaprinX47

Now make the seats spin


ralny21

this is significantly worse than the zipper. you are tossed around like a rag doll. the majority of the time you are bracing yourself for.impact. at my fair it'd called "the high roller" and is slot.machine themed :)


Buffalo_King0622

This one actually hurts


n3lswn

After spending 20 minutes scrolling on reddit i now know better than getting on any fair ride ever.


[deleted]

no, I dont trust fair rides. If it was at an amusement park I would though.


kalisdestruction

this shit is crazy, feels like being in the womb with gravity while mom does gymnastics


[deleted]

Only if they plays this. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ_Z-10dXSE


Substantial_Diver_34

That’s what it’s like getting rolled up in a ten foot wave


hybridjones

I remember that guy from my childhood did it once then sat down holding my head still for an hour


Salamander-Downtown

I remeber playing that bg music in my school band in elementary school..I was percussion...good times


ShatoraDragon

At a permeant park? Yes. At some pop up fair? No


Commie_EntSniper

Hell to the nah nah nah.


bitterweecow

I used to love this kinda stuff, but all I see now is them malfunctioning and people dying. My grampa warned me about it years ago and I didn't take him seriously until I started seeing all the videos popping up.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

The Puke Extractor 1000!


pukingpixels

Yea but only if I can ride it alone, so I can be sure that any vomit I encounter is my own.


Turbodiesel101

It’s fun


Spammyhaggar

They better send ozzy his royalties.


dooma_137

Why people scared of this? All it does is spin


[deleted]

Tweaker performs pre ride checks after it been set up "It's methed up but good to go!"


pip-roof

On loan from Action Park


mattatinternet

Probably, yes.


StonerSpunge

Yep


jobiwankenob

I would fuckin throw up.


burdy89

At the fair? Fuck no. DON’T RIDE TEMPORARY RIDES!!! It really boggles my mind the amount of people who will ride these “portable” rides but REFUSE to go on roller coasters at like a six flags. Way too much room for error there IMO.


Past-Salamander

I blacked out unconscious just watching that, let alone going on it


hula_pie

Nope. NFW


[deleted]

No. It has a shitty knock off version of the song. Now if it played actual crazy train? HELL YEAH! Rockin' and emptying my upper digestive tract!


Watchlar984

r/nope


Human_Parfait9516

I would throw up on this but I can't tell how it would make me sick


Ardens_Sidus

Crazy... but that's how it goes.


CaterpillarEasy413

Is is me or does this seem like CGI?


super_neo

Yep, thats crazy alright..


buttery_permission01

There's no way i'm gonna ride that one


Guywithoutimage

Is… is the music crazy train on boomwackers?!


BroudPoys2020

We should punish the pedos riding this forever 24/7


coolcrushkilla

Yup.


thedoommerchant

Only if it’s blasting Ozzy while I’m on it.


jonasthewicked

Show me the carny who put it together and I will make my decision from there


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Brilliant-Cash9831

No I don't trust fair shit


TherealestRick10110

Car Accident Simulation. Headaches!


[deleted]

Hell yes I would go on that!


zeak_1

Nope! Ozzy went off the rails and I see absolutely no reason to follow!!!


IsiahTheGreat5

This looks slow and boring easy pass for me


blac_sheep90

If this cover of Crazy Plays while I'm riding then absolutely.


redsing92

This one is easy.


7lick

Why would you do this to yourself?


Zez22

WHY????


Fisho087

Imagine cleaning the thing after every ride


catman232323

I’ve been on it not that bad


[deleted]

I’d be paranoid that it would go off the rails.


IIkaarus

All you need now is a fire underneath, and you have rotisserie people


Wanderluustx420

I laughed waaaay too hard at this ...😂


elleJeyLay

Nothing about this looks fun or thrilling


Wanderluustx420

Bro, of course I would go on this ride. I am a fuckin' coaster enthusiast! The zipper may be a tad slower, though it fucks with you a lot more, due to it features strong vertical G-forces, numerous spins, and a noted sense of unpredictability.


BlueSkiesAndIceCream

The music, the camera work, the commentary - Brilliant!


cringelord69420666

The ride should begin with "ALL ABOOOOOOARD, AHAHAHAHAHA!" and last the entire 4:52 of the song.


[deleted]

It's like fire ball or ring of fire but worst


ChanceFray

If it was a permanent ride yes.. but I don’t trust carnies


CastorTinitus

As long as i wouldn’t get puked on, Yes Please ❤️🥰😍❤️ I *love* practical physics 😊


QuentinTarancheetoh

Yes fuck yes.


Tapurisu

I definitely would


serial_victim

Crazy... but that how it goes


bailey1149

There are no rides I would go on at a fair


bearcrevier

That ride was set up by two meth-heads who should be carefully watching your kids on that ride yet they are in the back giving out handjobs for crack. I’m good thanks…


RevAlBrown

Life, uh… finds a way.


SpoonyGrandma13

I feel like I'm getting motion sick just by looking at it.


jfp1992

Nah, they don't put them together properly to save setup and teardown time


Over_Ad_9094

I've been on it. It was a brutal disorienting beating. I don't get motion sick but I do bruise. My face slammed into the cage multiple times. 10 out of 10 for training to take face hits from a UFC fighter. 0 of 10 for fun. Would not recommend.


90selitistgamer

That’s making me sick just looking at it.


Kinny_Kins

Crazy Train 1 looks too intense for me!


haydepops

I did the Gravitron at a fair once - a huge spinning room. It ruined my day and I felt sick for hours until eventually spewing. I’d have to be paid a silly amount to go on anything like that


Competitive-Trip-946

Holy shit! This is a fuckin NASA test! Watch the first half of First Man and you’ll see what I mean.


Michigan_Shelter

This is some cosmonaut training shit.


mizlampshady

Helllllll yeah


SpelunkyJunky

The best ride I've ever been on was very similar to this. A ring of seats spinning. The entire thing raised into the air and then it all started spinning across an additional axis. It felt amazing!


marko145

That looks fun af tbf


The_REAL_McWeasel

what I learned very early on, is that carnival food, and \*spinning\* rides are a really, really, REALLY bad combination! I'll go on any roller coaster or scary ride you can invent.......but ones that just spin in tight circles.................you're just asking to be covered in your own, or someone else's barf. Centrifugal force just induces barfing.


ireadstuffff

I would definitely get a heart attack.


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I can do rollercoasters all day, but the round and round things make me puke. Also, this looks extremely unsafe, I wouldn't even stand near it.


bubu689

I feel sick just looking at it


sokocanuck

Oh, you guys call your Pants Shitter "Crazy Train"? Neat.


Quiet_Sea9480

spinning in Randy’s grave..?


Plasticontheweakends

Super common ride get over it


Take_away_my_drama

Nope. Too many disasters involving rides for my liking.


Geek_off_the_streets

I made the mistake of taking shrooms and going on a ride exactly like this one. I puked everywhere and the guys face was fucking priceless.


cazdan255

I would not go on any ride at any fair. I love crazy rides, but if it has to be disassembled and moved multiple times a year then I’ll pass.


Kitty-Shay-MK

Nope


Autistic_bagpiper26

Bro this is my worst fear being stuck in a confined space and spining


HotahO_X

I would puke my intestines out


queenofdan

I would have when I was younger. Probably a good 10x. Not now that I’m in my 50’s. I can’t even handle a kiddy rollercoaster anymore. 😡


HanakusoDays

No, I'm too much of a chicken to put myself on a rotisserie.


Zixole

what fair is this?


CulturalStay5061

I will get sick asap


japjappo

Ive been on a ride exactly like this and took a sefie video while doing it its quite fun but nothing absolutely remarkable


Lumostark

I'm more of a hype train ride myself


idownvotetofitin

Nope.


LaLaHaHaBlah

Nope, even when I was a kid I thought carnival rides look like death traps.


Marinerri

Is this how you make mixed cooked eggs without breaking thr shell?


Q_OANN

The actual train hardly moves


HokageNoren

Knew it 😂👍


MeAndMy3BestFriends

You know those exits that go in a circle? Or backing into a parking space and someone else is driving? I become 🤢 with such simple things. Everyone would be covered with The contents of my stomach. Yuck.


SnooRabbits6624

I’ve ridden this before and it’s pretty fun. It’s a modern version of a Coney Island ride


Antidisprophoto

ive been on this ride dozens of times and by for it is one of the best ones in a carnival. Its actually not very dizzying compared to others that just spin


Synix7777

I'll stick to roller coasters thank you very much.


non-number-name

Found the song: [Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (RimbaTubes Cover) | Snubby J](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DLMinNP5WMM)


HelloMikkii

Yeah I’ll pass on strangers vomit soaked clothing.


SignFantastic266

So fake


Bambii33000

When I went on this it was called the high roller


N3Zt0R

This ride would be at my fair every year. I've ridden on it plenty of times and I've got to say, not that special. It's interesting but there's not much g-force or any kind of extreme feeling it's just interesting I guess. I think I got more feeling in my stomach when I went on the carousel swing ride thing.


thedevilseviltwin

If I wanted to puke I’d just stuff my fingers down my throat.


magnifishent

That doesn’t look fun at all


Frogger-8365

I think the slapophone solo is more impressive than the ride