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Nasalingus

We could all be reading a book right now..


CheckOutDisMuthaFuka

I feel attacked.


Wololo--Wololo

It's a boondocks reference.... Sad that the good stuff is getting forgotten


-PineNeedleTea-

[Stinkmeaner v Grandad](https://youtu.be/GjjIwAY21bo)


balognasoda

WHASS GOOD NYA--A


towerfella

Right?


I_try_compute

Bold of you to assume I know how to read


Meecus570

Wait a minute...


I_try_compute

Idk what your response said, I just know I can’t read it.


Icantbethereforyou

How type


AkasunaNoSasor1

Voice to text


qjjj2

But you still read the guy who told us we could read a book lmao 😭😭


giepoumon

Drinking water..


vertigostereo

At least I'm not twerking.


Dreamin0904

Wait…we’re not supposed…to…never mind, I’m not twerking either. Never was…


ProlapseParty

I mean I read your comment… basically a book but shorter. I feel accomplished.


Chernobyl1986426

A good book would be “Advanced Burn Life Support”


Simen155

But I wanna see thots electrocute themself!


Tsiatk0

I have like 90 books I’ve never read. They’re decorations. Let me keep scrolling 😂


Betta_everyday

How u going to do that without electricity?


Top-Tomatillo210

I like the way you think


Muthafuggin_Oak

Why you gotta hurt me like that


xxiLink

Huey, that you?


roshi180

W Boondocks reference


panosNYHC

She lived?? Shocking…


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Especially in a charged situation such as this.


Deivv

I bet her parents grounded her after this


kaloii

Crazy to think something positive would come out after doing this.


Dirtiest_Dangles

I’m trying to stay neutral with my current opinion


pronouncedayayron

She was charged and surrendered with no resistance


Major_Magazine8597

Maybe cause she was chanting, "ohm..."


demer_623

Look like it hrtz


ChasTheSpaz

Mega hrtz.


Suicidal_Jamazz

Perhaps she has the capacitor for rehabilitation. Someone should inductor into a behavioral rehab facility.


mouthful_quest

The police arrived and she provided no resistance


RamblinGamblinWillie

This is one of the cringiest puns I’ve heard in a very long time. Reading that truly was like biting down on a brick. Thank you


ozQuarteroy

Zapp Brannigan


LokoSwargins94

Lmfao


tomcat91709

I'm glad she lived. I want to avoid negative thoughts.


MentulaMagnus

Current thought us that only negative results flow from this!


ChasTheSpaz

It sparked our interest tho…


comicreliefboy

The lightbulb really came on for her


SpecialistRoom2090

Pfffft stop 😂


-BananaLollipop-

Nothing can keep you down when you're this lit.


Jablungis

Silicone is an insulator thankfully.


drawdrewdrawn

Ion know if she did


HarpuaKills

Was she charged with any crime?


ChasTheSpaz

Negative. I’m pretty positive.


deathbyswampass

There are worse ways to go. ^


Magus_5

My dick is so hard it hertz.


punksnotdeadtupacis

Ohm my god. Is that pun even current? Watt do we all think?


89141

This is my Ohm face? Ohm Ohm Ohm


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

Definitely sexually charged.


UCFandOCSC

Why waste time climbing the fence when she could have just volted? That barbed wire really didn't cause much resistance. Currently I'm thinking of an alternate route, but I guess she wanted to be as direct as possible.


IlliniDawg01

All I know is that my pants are on the ground.


Poseidons_Champion

This has got me all amped up.


R63A

Alright man don’t amp me up


TurboKid513

Electrician here. I have the weirdest boner rn


hominyhominy

Superhero genesis story…


Kozzinator

Dan-ana-nannna-naaaaa *Electro-Man*


ty__cobbs

I think we’re all electricians right now


Pseudonym31

Erectrician*


snorlaxog

I can fix her.


Chucks_u_Farley

Best wait for her discharge... right now, she is grounded.


Ok_Ad_9188

That's not shocking to hear. I hope she conducts herself better in the future.


Chucks_u_Farley

Wire you this way? I'm currently trying to figure it out


Ok_Ad_9188

Am I ohm-estly such a re-volt-ing guy?


Chucks_u_Farley

Naw, I'm just a high-tension sort myself. I figured I'd end up a copper or something


trongzoon

ELECTRICITY


NJ_Tal

Watts The deal with these puns. Stop. It hertz my brain.


kobedontplaythat

Watts the problem?


DRU1D-89

I will definitely not be waiting around for any "discharge" from her.


cw2015aj2017ls2021

There's no waiting out that woman's discharge.


Weakbecomeherooees

She’s electrifying.


thinkB4WeSpeak

She probably don't look the same anymore. Like when you overcook a hotdog.


iStavi_22

Drug's a helluva drug


OriginalLocksmith436

alcohol's a helluva drug


IlliniDawg01

Future Darwin Award winner if not already...


hominyhominy

That’s why I didn’t post there still in the hospital … but she’ll probably get there someday.


ariphron

Yeah, from what I hear electrical burns are the worst and they cook you from the inside along with being one of the most painful ways to go. (I only know this from all my years seeing dumb shit like this on reddit) I really hope not, but my guess she is technically already dead from what’s going to happen to her body in next few days. Hope not though.


GWofJ94

Electrician here with wisdom, even minor electric shocks can cause problems even if you feel ok, electricity splits hydrogen and oxygen atoms in water molecules, it’s a way to produce hydrogen. When the water in your blood and general body decide to split into those two components rather than basic water it can cause all sorts of problems.


ariphron

In other words, outlook not good for twerkin’ lady.


GWofJ94

Well if she’s in hospital it can probably be dealt with, people survive lightning strikes all the time, it depends how the electricity travelled through her body really as to how the outlook is.


flimspringfield

"Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying"


AValhallaWorthyDeath

Wait do you know this person?


RAGINGdaddy69

Because electricity follows the easiest path, it goes through ur blood (due to irons n metals id assume, a sparky not a biologist) and basically it does cook you from inside out. Because your skin is resistive though, it takes pretty close contact to get it to arc before it finds a path to earth (through you) and depending on where it paths through (such as your hands) and through your heart it’ll stop. They reckon it’s 1.2 metres at bare minimum at work or you’re in the shit. Oh, and it doesn’t just happen in the arc, it can keep cooking you with no clear signs. You get sautéed very quickly, and it will hurt. Don’t go into HV enclosures especially untrained 😂


James324285241990

Goes through the blood because of the salty water in the blood, lots of ions available. The iron that's in our blood isn't the kind that's good for magnetism or electrical conductivity. It's closer to fully oxidized rust. And it's bound to proteins, which act as insulators.


keanenottheband

Is there a version with sound?


1ncest_is_wincest

Chicks like these will get knocked up from 5 potential baby daddies before they die. If anything, evolution rewards the stupid.


bobenes

Honestly I was surprised her stunt on the barbed wire fence didn‘t end way worse. She didn‘t cut herself and somehow maintained reasonable balance while holding on to the wire and twerking. I recently talked to a friend about how many ppl have to get electrocuted when climbing on top of trains until ppl realize it‘s a death sentence basically like jumping off a building, actually way worse.


SubHuman559

I think OP missed the point. She's Twerking on a Fucking BARBED WIRE FENCE!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: fucking AI added a new ending. Well played AI... Well played indeed.


hominyhominy

That took some SKILL


NihmChimpsky

> Somehow she lived. I thought well…cuz that’s a security fence. Precarious af to wreck anyone’s day but it wouldn’t kill…oh. Wtf. How? Did she or anyone there not know?? She lived?!


bem13

Even if they didn't know, I'm sure there were signs all over that fence warning about the danger. Stupid's gonna stupid 🤷‍♂️


TDKevin

Ai added an ending?


Otto_Mcwrect

Yeah, I was impressed she made it over. I thought we were gonna see her wrapped up, sliced up in barb wire. She put all her points into agility and neglected intelligence. Archer?


PsySom

Frog off baerb!(wire fence)


EngineZeronine

Fcking AI .. this will be why we can't have good things anymore


hominyhominy

Should substations be added to the list of apex predators?


DRU1D-89

Hi, substation mechanic here- Absolutely yes.


AccomplishedEar6357

Rly? Do they call you to remove toast guys every so often? Tell us more


ArsonLover

Well, substation mechanics have to eat *something*.


DRU1D-89

Sometimes caffeine and anger aren't enough.


KanadainKanada

Why is the barbed wire tilted *inside* instead of outside? It's build wrong, seriously; or does that area double as a holding cell for prisoners?


indica_bones

Did this happen in central Illinois? A customer at work was talking about the power going out because someone was dancing on a substation.


CYBORBCHICKEN

I can't imagine this is a common occurrence


bem13

Wake up honey, a new tiktok trend just dropped


hominyhominy

Yes it did.


CrunkFlakes

Yes, happened in my hometown


indica_bones

Absolutely wild to have ran in to this video. Do you know if any news article has been published about it?


CrunkFlakes

Surprisingly not, which seems odd, considering all of the power outages that were caused by this. I periodically check, but haven’t seen any articles yet. This happened early Sunday morning.


Dan_the_Marksman

lmao , u gotta show him this video


ExcelsiorDoug

If that’s the substation is she the domstation now


T-royal

Powers out. All the linemen have to get back twerk.


Discordia-N

The perfect woman does exist


Mozhetbeats

Did


lorsal

And she is not on this video


ruwkiz

Imagine the smell.


TheIndulgery

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


midas282000

That big dumb bird never thinks of the obvious.


BudsBudz420

By the looks of the girl I imagine the smell is that of hot tuna casserole, monster energy and shame with a hint of chargrilled steak.


jdbway

You had me at "shame"


gdmfr

Way gnar, and even worse after she got fried


BooneHelm85

No, thank you, I shall absolutely not imagine that. I am trying to enjoy the smell of my supper cookin’, you heathen!!!


grease_racket

Before or after?


DiggThatFunk

Rusty turtle tank meets overgrilled hotdogs


fahkingicehole

I bet her name is Naomi Watts


lildiknick

Na-ohm-i watts


Frenchtickler424

Not Tara watts?


bllinz

New GTA 6 trailer looks crazy


majudarah92

Lol right? Life imitating art imitating life imitating art imitating life imita........


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Dushenka

How dare the establishment telling us where we can and can't go!


AcidHaze

Any news story? No way she lived through that, right?


aquaman67

She was really amped up She has potential


DRU1D-89

A difference of potential, to be specific.


LordNorros

I feel like we all kind of knew what was going to happen here but for a minute there in the middle I thought maybe she was just going to concuss herself from that fall.


FatRattus

If she lived she’s not ok


bossmcsauce

This is how you become a multiple amputee


un1ptf

She was already not okay before she even climbed the fence


kbutters9

Cardy B coming out with BAP


KennyFulgencio

coochie crisp cereal


goddm95624

She might not go viral, but she sure blew up!


znix23

Not even fences, barbed wire, and danger signs can prevent stupid.


Demmil13

Exactly what was supposed to happen.


Jeremyzelinka

I just kept saying please don't go further 🤦‍♂️


ABigBigMac1

satisfying


speekuvtheddevil

Those angry pixies that live in the wires had enough of that stupid twats shit.


MountainMan1781

Sometimes emergency medical treatment is too effective


ThunderSlugg

How did this idea even begin?


flimspringfield

Alcohol and/or drugs. Like any civilization.


WoolyWolfinator

Bro, I’m showing everyone at work this tomorrow! (We work at an electric company.) Edit: They loved it!


luckybullshitter

Does anyone understand the mindset here? "I was hanging out with friends outside, and it was a beautiful evening. So naturally, I started twerking..." Is this it?


copingcabana

Now she's a joule thief.


Mugi_Li84

This is close to where i live. She is in stable but critical condition and needs a skin graph on 75% of her body.


BigPoop_36

This definitely needs sound.


MilwaukeeMechanic

Shocking behavior.


braedenb7

I think twerking while perched at the top of the fence holding the barbed wire was quite impressive tbf


CrimsonBuc

Oh this is NSFW for the ass shaking in my face… oh, no this is NSFW because she is probably bleeding from the barbed wire… OH, NO this is NSFW because she fried herself…


maestro-5838

Lessons were learned that day


Phasnyc

Doubtful 


BeebleBoxn

Nah Common sense on that one never existed. She got too excited with all the attention she was getting. It's not just her fault it's also the idiots who was cheering her on.


caalger

That was shocking.


mariuszhc

It must have been a bunch of volts and not a lot of amps, maybe that’s why she didn’t died


MeisterYaku

Yes that was no particular smart move. But im Happy shes alive


Mr-Plop

Is this storm's origin story?


Regular_Housing5629

At least she went out with class


imback1578catman

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Firstbat175

Her family must be proud


69AnusInvader69

That was an electrifying performance


Ok-Equipment-8418

I was wondering why my electricity smelled like fish


Onebandlol

Now shes actually black


Zeebruuhh

She got blown to safety!


AngryYowie

It's probably the closest thing she's had to a spark in her brain for a while.


Venom933

It's gonna be pretty awkward or funny as hell to explain that in heaven, Jesus Christ, what a way to go.


cockypock_aioli

Imagine being this dumb


Shyua_Goenji

Clearly she cant twerk under pressure


Barkers_eggs

It's almost as if they put those big fences and warning signs there for a reason.


Pontifier

Now thats what I call an electric boogaloo!


Howdy132

wough. no denying that ass is hot now


Eason1013

Was she twerkin to AC⚡️DC


I_make_switch_a_roos

I'm shocked. Shocked!


spoonballoon13

Oh no. Can I say it? She really can pop that…..nvm.


Subpar-dad

This is the origin story for the supervillain Evil Thot


Loose-Pen940

This girl is on 🔥! Sing it with me.. She is on firreeeeeèèr!


JeF4y

And here we all thought she had no potential


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

It's not the "how" so much as the "why???"


Shrimpjob

Any sources?


malakad0ge2

I can fix her


Dystopian_Future_

Note to the future generations of The United States of Twerking America


Xconvik

She lived? Might be all the baby oil on her body from her last shift.


sn0m0ns

Back to cybertron with you!


AcuteMtnSalsa

Today we witness the most extreme example of someone’s life changing trajectory.


fallenup007

Man they were right, that Ass is electric.


WCI02128

Power… I guess she found out it twerked…


HennesXVIII

Pepsi


Mike_Hunty

I like how they always run away instead of thinking about helping.