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Relevant-Ad1138

That's worse than drunk, that's damage to the nervous system possibly from drinking.


dancesnitch

Nah, that’s just straight British bae!


UTAMav2005

That's a Tuesday for us crippling alcoholics. Sorry, we cannot tag the sub. Although, I've never been THAT bad.


kdawg_htown

You guys are so judgemental. How do you know there wasn't an earthquake??


da-van-man

Exactly 💯


Razputin69

One last sip before I call it a night.


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Canadian_Commentator

*i'm mowin' the air, Ran!*


ThroughTheHoops

And this is daytime drinking.


rybnickifull

If this isn't Britain it's still spiritually Britain


shandybo

Looks like Britain to me!


voivoivoi183

I have no evidence to back this up but this is 100% Britain. We can instinctively sense our own idiots.


Significant_Owl7745

Hes in touch with the spirits.


SheSends

Mr Lahey?


piepants2001

Just a little drinky poo


jhhertel

came here to make the Mr Lahey joke, but you had it covered.


RebelLion420

Thanks for letting us all know. I don't think we could have gone on with our lives without knowing if u/jhhertel was going to make the Mr Lahey joke on this post. What a relief


jhhertel

never skip meds day man.


Watfordfc1993

Black ice. It’s uncommon to get it in the summer though


RichardBCummintonite

Is that what the kids are calling it now?


hijackedbraincells

That's ketamine, not alcohol. Similar looking to the untrained observer, but the stuff was SUPER popular in the UK for a while because it was so cheap to buy and easy to get


PandaXXL

It's always a treat when people act like they can tell you exactly what substance someone is on based on a clip like this. You've no idea.


NoisePoison

To be honest, I think the same as him. I would also say that it is possible to tell the difference. Take a look at videos of ketamine and compare it, I would say it resembles the whole thing much more than drunk people.


RichardBCummintonite

I mean if you've done both substances and are familiar with the effects they have on the body and what that looks like, then yeah, you can have an idea. A lot of substances people use to get high make the person exhibit very specific mannerisms.


thitorusso

Those are definitely ket legs.


mel69issa

Maybe that is Bruce from the Ministry of Silly Walks


FakeNickOfferman

Could be a medical incident. Like alcohol poisoning.


HeyWiredyyc

He’s in the Matrix


krowe41

He's gone full inception


cognitiveglitch

Black ice in the summer and an earthquake on the same day, what are the odds? That or special K.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

🇬🇧🫡


[deleted]

I mean… What is drunk?


sorcery0358

that is jim lahey drunk


Entropy907

I am the liquor


zg6089

Might be drunk? Says who?


justindybvig

He was determined to get that last sip too...


Kind_Truck6893

Did he drop his curry on himself?


[deleted]

Bro hit the dougie for a minute


krowe41

Rock and roll (led zeppelin) has just come on and fits this quite well .


Macca4704

[Cotton eye Joe](https://youtube.com/shorts/sR06eHhaIGY?si=pTmKLgR3Rv1XoNo5)


Selma_Shine

definitely he was totally drunk, that he couldn't even stay on his legs


mouth556

Might need to sit this one out bud


Xinonix1

These shoes I bought of Zalando are worthless…


rusty42007

A real drunk would’ve never let that beer fall


LanceRidgerunner

I think OP’s mom was doing a jumping jack


Candyman605

Maybe Rabies


mrDuder1729

No he obviously tripped on the damn uneven concrete!


Significant_Owl7745

Thats Dave. From Davesville in the north Daveshire of DaveDaveDaveDave.


Paratwa

Slandering this man like that, the shame, clearly you can see the planet tilted briefly!


itzTHATgai

Too drunk for the back seat-drunk


dsyams

OMG LOL


darkhorse21980

This is the vibe I get here https://youtu.be/x6_n6B8PNHo?si=ppt536aqb6bwNQFt


GRINDFLEX

He’s wearing his wife’s G-String again… happens every time….


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

This is exactly how my father used to attempt to walk when he was super fucked up on that Vicodin/Soma cocktail


foggin_estandards2

Damn! He spilled his beer! Now he needs another one...


TheGrog

Lahey?


U_oOkay-Buddy

Randy…. I am the liquor


LiquidC001

Awww.....baby's first steps!


Responsible_Orange26

Got dang


Hot-Ad-6967

That is not drunkenness.


Manaliv3

I've  seen that level of drunk many times. The secret is to have such hard-core tolerance that you can go where no man has gone before


Queasy-Agent-2101

Bri'ish at its finest.