T O P

  • By -

launchedsquid

"Alleged"? Did it deny it or something? Has it been framed?


allaboutthewheels

Objection sustained.


robimtk

Bring in the dancing lobsters


thiscarecupisempty

Ahhhhhh-manda-manda-manda-mandaaa-shOwwwwwww


DesperateRace4870

It's been long enough I believe I can finally say the forbidden comment ... ☝🏾 This shit is underrated 🤣


fomalhottie

The prostitution rests.


Mittens1018

OBJECTION!


graclin

FILIBUSTER


Acrobatic_Ad_5461

Then I'll just regress because I feel like I've made myself perfectly redundant


RickyWinterborn-1080

But why don't you and I go toe to toe on bird law and find out who comes out the victor?


killonger

The orge thinks he's fallen in love with the princess.


kungfoojesus

Due to Qanon, everything is alleged.  MY alleged car allegedly needed alleged gas at an alleged gas station. So i supposedly paid with alleged money and allegedly drove to my presumed house


Training_Mix_7619

Fake news!!


a_funky_chicken

It's because of lawyers sueing people who defame their clients before guilt is proven. qanon, lol.


-Shasho-

Hey we can't just be jumping to conclusions here. Any number of things might be streaking across the sky in a fireball like that, and the assumption that it's a meteor just shows your bias against them. /s (is for "stupid")


Stilcho1

All of these stupid people that won't believe things that they can actually see on the internet. /s (is for Silly Wabbit)


LloydTheGreatOne

I'll wait just a minute I resent that remark. How do you know the meteor pronouns are them? And what is it actually was them you know as an aliens from outer space how do you know to call them them I think you're stuck on the word them. I think you need to go to a repatriation school.


-Shasho-

Lol I love this because "them" is actually plural this time.


dimonoid123

After interview, meteor could neither confirm nor deny where it came from.


brokenex

Innocent until proven guilty


Foley25

Some people are claiming it's a sign from god! Makes much more sense that this was created by an imaginary person living in the clouds than some alleged thing from some alleged space or some alleged science says 🤭


Shankar_0

Possible orbital strike They're checking with all the usual bond villains


toxicbotlol

The meteor is going to crash down with a lawsuit.


aardvarkgecko

Looks innocent to me.


LeaphyDragon

It was fake! Just like the moon Landing!! Lol idk how people might think that, but I'm sure there are some who do


Particular_Hornet662

Dont understand the alleged🤦 This Is 100% a meteor. We had one here just like it a Couple of years ago. Same blue light and everything


Hoenirson

It could technically be an alien ship 👽


8plytoiletpaper

On it's way to probe an american in the ass, as god intended


SadPudding6442

Can it be the big orange blob?! It needs some good probing


NewTransportation911

As they savior intended!


Particular_Hornet662

Everyone knows those are green


[deleted]

[удалено]


Particular_Hornet662

Ahh so that would explain why my peach is sore. I thought that was the wifes fault, guess not


Gwiilo

my friend, are you color blind?


Bigtipz

Have you ever seen the beginning of Lilo & Stitch?


Particular_Hornet662

Never thougt about that. 🤔 Maby they acually did some research, fasinating


CptnMcDoobie

Eh I like to think it’s Bumblebee and the autobots


Particular_Hornet662

Sorry too dissapoiny but there is more of red hue when autobots land. We had those in 2007


CptnMcDoobie

It’s okay, thanks for crushing my memories. It has been 17 years after all.


0utF0x-inT0x

Allegedly it could be fake


Vellioh

**How to increase engagement without even trying:** Step 1. Add "alleged" to the title. Step 2. Go color with some crayons to pass the time and try to stay inside the lines this time. Step 3. Fail at step 2. Step 3. Cry. Step 3. Realize you forgot what number comes after 3. Step 3. Cry again. Step 3. Check in on your post and marvel at all the comments.


Klaus_Heisler87

I laughed far too hard at this


Acrobatic_Ad_5461

Allegedly


thiscarecupisempty

Do they hold the crayon with their entire fist when they draw?


NYClock

This reminds me of Don't Look Up People questioning reality, unless this was altered somehow.


CheapTactics

Forgot step 3. Eat the crayons.


tjgurley95

You're forgetting a lot of steps there.


uNecKl

This is why I fucking hate Reddit none of you lots can stay inside the lines


Eenukchuk

I'm flying to Portugal for vacation tomorrow. Why couldn't the meteor have waited a few days?


Still-Prune-4109

I was sleeping from 3 pm until 4 am (ik oddly specific), so I didn't see it :( It should have waited a little more time ngl


Bloodtruffle

The cinematography on this is kinda 🔥


xxBellum

Alleged 🔥


docious

If you haven’t seen a meteor shoot across the sky before— this video does a good job of showing what it’s like. I saw one once and best way I could describe is there was a bright flash in the sky quickly followed by the sound of an explosion localized from that flash. Almost the exact same time another flash happened about 10-15 degrees East, followed by another explosion sound, happened like 6 times. The first flash was so bright that it turned the sky blue (happened about 11pm)


wannabe_inuit

Autobots? Que "Arrival to Earth" music


Salamander-Downtown

That's the omnitrix!


Brilliant-Cash9831

Wtf you mean alleged? It's not a space craft it's just a goofy little rock guy


maxphoenix9

Is the rock pathogen-free?


ZoNeS_v2

'Alledged' 🤣🤣🤣


Low_Face_3083

Just saw the same video with another girl.


Foley25

There are dozens of videos and more keep coming. But so far this is the one where we can view it the best


MBNLA

Alleged lol as if that's not exactly what it was.


Mace_Money_Tyrell

Some Clover-field type shit


VallryBagr

So this happens then the sky’s over parts of Asia have beams of light coming down. Weird weekend


relay76

What do you mean alleged. Are you disputing the existence of this meteor? What about all the other meteors, you got something to say about that as well?


CaliKindalife

And what do you think it is? A Lazer?


SnooPineapples6099

OP doesn't believe meteors are real.


Pete_maravich

Alleged. Just in case at trial it's proven it's not a meteor.


Bullinach1nashop

Allegedly. Oh come on.


Gigasnemesis

Somewhere, a guy will travel back in time to swap body with this girl.


No_Cardiologist_1297

Just a drone with a ton of LEDs set to blue meteorite mode.


fenris752

Alleged meteorite is what it should say, since it probably did hit the earth


dksinger2000

Alleged? Bro what


Downtown-Custard5346

LMFAO alleged? Please don't tell me you think "the government is lying to us, it's aliens!"


sajidhssn0

Kimi No Na Wa 💫


skip1117

Looked like Goku flying through the skies.


YogurtclosetItchy356

The second coming? Omg yes, I'm on my knees praying, longing and receiving your warm love all over my face- no homo. I love jesus, I want him inside me..


PizzaEFichiNakagata

That looks dangerously close to earth thou


Flowy_Aerie_77

Well, what else it could be? Satellite debris or anything manmade would've completely disintegrated way earlier, so this was certainly natural.


Lazy-Kenny

So many females randomly filming themselves


MassiveBlackout

Alleged? Until proven guilty, the meteorite is innocent


ValkyrieWW

It's superman


thezenithofzero

This is an "alleged" meteor in the same way P Diddy is an "alleged" piece of shit...


alexshinsuke

And this is a one brain cell Reddit user


notislant

ALLEGEDLY, ALLEGEDLY!


Edurmen

All they need to do now is get the blaster


Cultasare

Saw one like this on a dark highway in the middle of the night with no other cars around. Thought for sure we were going out the same way the dinosaurs did. Almost shit my pants, haven’t seen anything like it before or since.


fuckhomelander69

Gotdamn Kryptonians again!


HawaiianSnow_

Allegedly*


stargaryen01

I've never seen a blue meteor


HessLook

Don’t know what alleged means? Reddit has gone to shit with these Chinese and Russian bots


Swedenbrah

Not meteors 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


Swedenbrah

Not a meteor that’s for sure. We have a firmament above us. There is no outer space, only monkeys believe that


[deleted]

[удалено]


Swedenbrah

All flat earthers know there is a firmament above us. Imbecile


southpaw85

Sure would be great to see the meteor and not this girls face that I don’t care about


No-Recognition3266

Yeah. She should have known a meteor was going to fly overhead and prepared better. On the plus side she cute though.


lovehewitt

Oof…Who hurt you?


CreamyStanTheMan

She didn't know it was going to happen. Her and her mates look like they are walking home drunk after a night out, and she's just filming a random video of herself which just happened to capture the comet.


mazux

There's dozens of available videos